"The joke exam starts now!"

With Wu Fan's order, everyone quickly handed over the book in their hands, although many people did not forget to take a few more glances in the process, regretting that they should be more serious, but in the end they were snatched away by the expressionless Wu Fan.

Wu Fan arranged their seats, and Jiang Ruoyu sat directly in the first seat because of his particularity.

Then Wu Fan contacted the system, engraved the topic he had already drawn up in his heart on the scroll, and spent a certain amount of worship to print it out.

Looking at this beautifully made exam paper, Wu Fan nodded with great satisfaction and distributed it to everyone one by one.

"The exam lasts for one hour, so let's start answering the questions!"

As soon as the words fell, the students couldn't wait to grab their pens and answer the questions, for fear of falling behind.

It's just that as soon as I saw the first question, I stumped many people.

"First question, please explain the meaning of the joke 'true fragrance' and use it to make a sentence!"

Zhou Xuanwen was stunned.

Really fragrant?

What does true incense mean?

Isn't true fragrance just real fragrance? What other special meaning does it have?

Zhou Xuanwen was about to cry, he didn't take his reading very seriously during the evening self-study, his mind wandered out of the world, and he almost didn't remember anything.

What's more, "Summary of Selected Jokes" is thicker than several bricks, and the question is random, and the probability of hitting it is extremely low.

His mind went blank, and he bit the barrel of the pen, grabbed his hair with his hand, and pondered.

"It smells so good?"

"Really fragrant ......"

Zhou Xuanwen fell into deep thought.

It seemed like a century had passed, and it seemed like it had only been a moment, when suddenly a flash of inspiration dawned, and he seemed to have grasped something!

"I see! Didn't the teacher just want us to praise him for the deliciousness and delicious......ness of his cooking?

Recalling the delicacies that Wu Fan took out in the past few days, his nose seemed to smell the rich fragrance, and the more he recalled Zhou Xuanwen, the more sure he was of his conjecture.

"It must be what it means!"

He no longer hesitated, picked up a pen and wrote down his thoughts.

Finally, I didn't forget to pat Wu Fan's sycophant, and the sentence he made was:

"Mr. Wu's food is so delicious! I really want to be able to eat Mr. Wu's food every time! It is simply a rare delicacy in the world!"

Looking at his answer, Zhou Xuanwen smiled proudly and continued to work on the next question......

The other side.

Lu Nan, who had the ambition to become an excellent female warrior, also encountered problems.

She performed very well in the training exercises, and was at the top of both times, but the rest of the group did not give up, and the team was held back.

But she always doesn't feel a little bit when it comes to reading books, especially when she reads the "Summary of Selected Paragraphs" given by Wu Fan!

It's like seeing flowers in the fog, it seems to understand whether you understand it or not, and it's mysterious and mysterious.

She felt that since she couldn't understand it, she just memorized it directly!

is worthy of being a heroine among women!

The solution to the problem is simple and crude!

But now she came across a question she hadn't memorized.

"I'll buy a few oranges and you'll be here, don't move. Please explain what this sentence really means and explain where it fits in. ”

Lu Nan's reaction after reading the question: "???"

She asked three times in her mind, "What is an orange, why do you buy it, why can't you move around?"

“emmm......”

Frowning, Lu Nan fell into deep thought.

Thinking of the teacher breaking the routine in the past few days, not playing cards according to common sense, and actually asking students to double cultivate magic and martial arts, Lu Nan's eyes lit up!

"Could it be that this question is related to body forging?"

"The orange may be some kind of powerful weapon, with which it can better deal with Warcraft!"

"Why can't I move? Let me think about it......"

Lu Nan bit her finger and unconsciously used a lot of force, leaving deep tooth marks on her fingers, but she was unaware of it.

"I see! This must have been said by taking care of the wounded after the fight with the monster!"

"Let the wounded stay in the camp and stay still, he will go buy an orange equipment, so that it will be easier to fight Warcraft next time!"

Thinking of this, a glimmer of light burst out in Lu Nan's eyes, and she wrote down the answer with great conviction, moving on to the next question.

And then the other side.

Qin Zhen, the male version of the ambitious person, also fell into confusion.

He has received a strict military education since he was a child, and he agrees with Wu Fan's approach very much, but in the same way, he also has a shortcoming, that is, he likes to think about combat in everything.

The question he is facing now makes his enthusiasm useless.

"If a woman is in danger and a man saves her, according to the handsomeness of the man's appearance, please write down how the woman thanked the man?"

Qin Zhen: "???"

What's wrong with this world?

Saving people depends on their looks?

Do you want to talk back based on looks?

Qin Zhen said that this question was beyond his imagination, and he wanted to save his three views that were gradually collapsing.

"Wait, it's not like it can't be done. Be calm in everything, imagine that this is on the battlefield, and I analyze the enemy's intelligence based on this scarce information. ”

Qin Zhen took a deep breath and slowly closed his eyes.

"First of all, let me analyze the content of this question. ”

The meaning is very straightforward, simply put, it is how the beautiful woman will answer if the hero who saves the beauty is handsome, and how the beautiful woman will answer if the hero is ugly. ”

"Complete the first hypothesis first, if this hero is as handsome as Shen Feng, he is a little white face, a sissy ......"

Thinking about it, Qin Zhen's mind conjured up Shen Feng's smiling face, that delicate facial features, and a pair of dazzling purple eyes......

He couldn't help but shudder, and without hesitation, he wrote down his thoughts.

"If a man is handsome, the woman will say to him, 'Thank you for saving me, this hero, seeing that you are so handsome, will you be a sister to me?'"

"Hmmm......"

Qin Zhen exhaled easily, and now there was only another situation left!

"If the hero is ugly, it's like ......"

"Like who?!"

Qin Zhen looked around in his mind at all the boys in the class, and was surprised to find that they were all good-looking!

It's going to be a tough one, and he's in need of a negative textbook.

Qin Zhen was unconsciously wandering with a bitter face, and suddenly saw Wu Fan on the podium.

At this time, Wu Fan had no image, the clothes he was wearing were loose, and because of the heat, a piece of fat on his stomach was exposed, and the whole person fell on the recliner, and a pair of big feet with nowhere to put rested on the podium.

A pair of eyes full of dark circles because of staying up late, a withered face, a beard that has not been cleaned up, and a piercing of ears because of boredom.

Qin Zhen had never seen such an imageless person!

Suddenly, he had an idea, isn't this the fresh negative teaching material he has been looking for for a long time?

But to be reasonable, if Wu Fan carefully freshens up and dresses himself, he is actually a white and pure young man. Merely......

He's so self-indulgent!

"If the hero is as ugly as a teacher...... I know what the woman is going to say to him!"

Qin Zhen was so excited that he quickly wrote down his answer.

And Wu Fan on the podium also noticed Qin Zhen's gaze that had been watching him for a long time, but he didn't pay much attention to it, he just wondered for a moment.

"Why is that thing looking at me so excitedly?

"Is it because ...... I'm so handsome?"