Xiang Fang felt that he was about to be cried by this so-called system Xiaoye, and asked weakly:

"When will I wake up from my dream?"

"Provisional holder, you show no signs of dreaming, and now you maintain 70% lucidity, 28% reverie, and 2% of the rest of your distractions." System Xiaoye replied very professionally.

Xiang Fang sat on the ground weakly, and said casually with contempt:

"I said, that's pretty much it, do you think you can fool me by just making up a seemingly powerful data?"

"I'm a top-level system, I have my pride, I don't care about deceiving people, due to the temporary holder's insulting language attack on this system, the favorability is reduced by 1, and the favorability is now 4." System Xiaoye responded seriously, but its sissy tone really didn't sound too serious and serious.

"Good, you are proud. So I still have 5 favorability? ”

What can Xiang Fang do? At present, it seems that he can only chat with Xiao Ye, a system that cannot be seen or touched, and he has no better way to wake himself up, in his opinion, he has already decided that he is dreaming.

"Well, that's right, since you have a certain amount of personal property, I am relatively easy to handle some necessary relevant documents and procedures, so I will give you 5 favorability."

System Xiaoye said something that Xiang Fang didn't understand again, anyway, he didn't really want to know, so he just chatted nonsense while thinking of a way to wake himself up.

"Hey, by the way, make a call and see if you can get through."

Xiang Fang suddenly remembered this self-consciously reliable method, and no longer cared about the so-called system Xiaoye, hurriedly ran to the cubicle room, looked around, and finally found a master.

……

Speaking of this old machine, Xiang Fang wanted to cry without tears. When Xiang Fang was young, Xiang Tian asked that he was not strict about anything, that is, he was strict with his mobile phone, if he was not afraid that Xiang Fang would be lost and could not be contacted, he had to buy a mobile phone for Xiang Fang to use, and it is estimated that he would not even have this old machine.

However, because of Mr. Xiang's wisdom and martial arts, Xiang Fang studied untaught courses in advance because of his excellent grades in elementary school, jumped two levels, jumped one level in junior high school, and jumped one level in high school, four years earlier than his peers, and entered college life four years earlier than his peers, and he was also admitted to the first university in X City: X University.

was going to be sent to graduate school, but Old Man Xiang suddenly became gracious and sprayed directly:

"Why do you read so many books? Be careful to make people stupid. Come back and show the old man the field, experience the experience, and let the old man and me relax for a few years. ”

So as soon as Xiang Fang graduated from university, he showed his mahjong club in a gloomy way, but after only half a year, the old man left him.

……

Xiang Fang picked up the old machine, opened the address book, and found the phone number of his roommate Lu Xiaojiu, who had not been in touch for more than half a year after graduation, and he didn't know if he had changed his mobile phone number after graduation.

"No matter, let's call first."

Xiang Fang spat out a sentence and pressed the dial button.

"Dut...... Honk...... Toot ......"

Xiang Fang recognized that this was the original prompt sound waiting to be answered, it should have been opened, and he was waiting for the other party to answer, it seems that this product has not changed its number after graduation.

Suddenly, Xiang Fang's mobile phone, which was waiting to be answered, vibrate.

"Hey...... Is it Xiaofang? It must be you, I've always kept your number. ”

A familiar voice came from the other end of the phone, and Xiang Fang was very sure that this voice was Lu Xiaojiu's unique voice.

Xiang Fang blurted out: "Brother Jiu, you can be so ecstatic in your dreams. ”

"What are you talking about? Also, who do you say is in the dream? It's noon, you don't say I'm daydreaming, are you? ”

Lu Xiaojiu on the other end of the phone was as straightforward and fast-talking as he was in college.

"Brother Jiu, I'...... This dream is so real that I almost thought it was real. ”

Xiang Fang felt that the defense line in his heart was being broken, and his sensibility was about to crush his reason, and if it went on like this, even he would not believe in his reason, so how could he wake up.

"Xiao Fang, have you fallen out of love? I heard my brother say that falling out of love is human nature, don't think about it, you should see a psychologist, you should take medicine. Lu Xiaojiu was probably also a little annoyed by Xiang Fang's nonsense, and complained directly.

"I'll go, who is out of love? I want to fall out of love, but I have to have a girlfriend, right? Otherwise, where to fall in love, and lose a ball. Hey, no, Brother Jiu, you have a good hair and fall out of love, it shouldn't be your own lovelorn, right? ”

Xiang Fang did not hesitate to ridicule each other, but this kind of momentum is completely to hurt the enemy by one thousand and self-damage to eight hundred, and the final meaning of the Seven Injuries Fist is to hurt the enemy, hurt yourself first, I am a single person, who am I afraid of, come, hurt each other.

There was a sudden deathly silence on the other end of the line......

"You kid, can't you keep some morality? I've told you everything, who am I going to complain to! After 30 seconds of silence, Lu Xiaojiu replied.

"Wipe ...... Brother Jiu, are you really out of love? ”

……

The more Xiang Fang chatted with Lu Xiaojiu, the more he felt that he was not dreaming, could the dream be so real? Can I still handle the ridicule with you? Can I still complain to you about the inner crit damage of the broken love? Can you still talk about the college life that you are about to forget?

Well, Xiang Fang kind of accepted this fact, hung up the phone, and threw away the old machine, what else can this broken machine do except for making calls?

Xiang Fang ran to the bathroom and slammed his face to sober himself up a little, and then resolutely walked towards the dream-like Xintiandi outside the compartment.

opened the door and walked out of the cubicle, what he saw in front of him did not change back to the familiar wood-colored memory, it was still the empty cement color and the ridiculously large silver-gray fat pillar, Xiang Fang, who just thought that he was living in the real world, began to be a little uncertain again.

"Xiaoyezi, are you still there?" Xiang Fang asked weakly.

"Tentative holder, I don't call Xiaoyezi, you can call me System Xiaoye, or you can call me Xiaoye directly."

I only heard his voice, but I didn't see him, so that's it.

"Okay, okay, Xiaoye, right. Where are you？ Xiang Fang felt that he had to figure out who this Xiao Ye was.

"Although you asked in English, the system judged that if I answered in English, you would not be able to make a correct understanding, so Xiaoye will ignore your English form of questioning and continue to communicate with you in Chinese."

"Alright, alright, you cow, say, where are you?" Xiang Fang waved his hand weakly.

"My control center is in the Celestial King device in front of you, but my system awareness can cover the entire planet, and you can connect and talk to me wherever you go."

"How do I connect to the conversation, is there a special device for me? Playing tricks on me with a crazy Double X? Xiang Fang scoffed.

"I have an independent spatial consciousness system, and I don't need a low-end mobile device to connect with me on the airwaves, as long as you call me with consciousness, my system consciousness can directly connect with your brain consciousness."

"! Really? Then I stopped talking, my mouth was dry, not only did I not appreciate it, but I also pretended to be forced in front of me. ”

Xiang Fang was a little angry, and complained frantically in his heart: It's almost enough, look at your cow, do you think you are a madman who cultivates immortals in fantasy novels? Also consciousness space......

"The system determines that the provisional holder has a strong contempt for the system, and the favorability is reduced by 1, and the current favorability is 3."

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