Chapter Seventy-Six: You're Illegal Skydiving!

Steve, who suddenly appeared, frightened Colonel Rod, who was holding his mobile phone, so that the latest command mobile phone of the Air Force that Rod had just taken out did not hold it steadily, and fell out of the helicopter directly.

Colonel Rhodes stiffened his neck and slowly turned his head, looking at Steve, who was wearing a white tracksuit behind him and smiling at him sincerely, he opened his mouth and stammered, "You...... You ......"

Looking at Colonel Rod's expression that you haven't been able to figure out for a long time, Steve sat down at the back of the helicopter very seriously, "Colonel Rod, it is easy to encounter turbulence during the flight, please sit back in your seat as soon as possible and fasten your seat belt." ”

"I ...... I ......" Rhodes first looked at the faint white clouds below the helicopter, then turned his head to look at Steve, who was already sitting in the wrong seat belt.

Steve took off the army green headphones hanging from the helicopter and put them on his ears, "I know you're excited right now, but please take care of your life." ”

The pilot who controlled the helicopter flight in front suddenly turned his head to look at Rhodes, "Colonel Rhodes, are we going down to pick him up again now?" OH! Shet! What the hell am I! ”

The pilot glanced back at Steve, who was already sitting in the helicopter, and was extremely irregularly fastening one seat belt to the other seat belt tie.

Suddenly, the helicopter pilot's heart attack, high blood pressure, epilepsy, cramps, and convulsions that had been hidden for many years all erupted......

The helicopter spun through the air.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Calm down! Calm down! Steve hurriedly reassured the helicopter pilot, then took out a bucket of water from his backpack and put it in his item hotbar.

It's really not good, if he wants to crash, he may be able to go to the ground to pour water in a wave of death, showing the hand speed that stunned netizens.

However, after the helicopter performed a whole set of fancy acrobatics in the air, it continued to fly steadily towards the New York City Air Force Airport.

Colonel Rhodes sat in the other corner of the helicopter, the farthest distance from Steve, with a black face and only the big white eyes on his head staring at Steve.

As soon as Steve looked up, he saw Colonel Rhodes's expression not far away, and smiled helplessly.

Sometimes, a person who is one step ahead is called a genius, a person who is two steps ahead is called a madman, and a person who is ten steps ahead is a god, but a person like him who is ahead of me knows how many steps.

That's aliens......

"Colonel Rhodes, don't be afraid, I'm actually just an ordinary person, just with some high-tech gadgets." Steve did his best to appease Colonel Rhodes, who had been reduced to a sheep.

"I'm not blind, and you don't have any high-tech products on you, I can see it." Rhodes looked at Steve, who looked like an alien but pretended to be a human, "Where's the evidence?" ”

Evidence?

Steve stared at Colonel Rhodes in front of him and pondered for a moment, "Of course the evidence can be shown to you, but I think you can experience it for yourself." ”

Look at Steve's expression that I can not only prove myself with evidence, but even give you a first-hand experience of how I came up.

Colonel Rhodes faintly felt a hidden sense of foreboding, and his sixth, tenth, and ninety-ninth senses all felt that it would not be a good experience.

"No, I'd better trouble Mr. Steve, to prove it yourself." Rod has unwittingly changed Steve's name, from being a liar, and you, to having to face up to Steve's name.

Rod wasn't fooled, and there was no reason for Steve to let the Air Force colonel, who was used to skydiving with a parachute, experience a parachuteless skydive!

Unfastening the seat belt that had been fastened in the wrong place, Steve walked up to Rhodes and asked the pilot to open the hatch.

"What are you going to do?" Feeling the whistling cold wind blowing on his face, Rod looked at Steve in a daze, "You...... You're not going to have to jump! You lunatic! ”

No, we usually call this a leap of faith! It wasn't a simple jump. ”

As Steve lay back with a thumbs up, a sentence slowly appeared in Rod's ears, everything is empty, everything is allowed.

Just when Rhodes' head was still dazed, a fist-sized red and white fish swim bladder suddenly appeared in the cabin of the helicopter, clinging tightly to the top of the cabin.

Then Steve, who had just shown a leap of faith, just took a fishing rod and swooped, and reappeared in front of him.

"Colonel Rhodes, do you understand?"

……

In a large transport plane to Afghanistan, Steve was looking at a group of U.S. Air Force soldiers who were checking their parachuting equipment, and on the other end of the transport plane was Rhodes who was holding a tablet and drawing.

"Everyone, ready to skydive, has arrived at our destination, and in an hour, the local garrison will come and pick us up."

"This skydive is a base jump, and the mission goal is to search for Tony Stark's traces."

But when Rod saw Steve, who was standing at the top of everyone, at the tail door of the transport plane's cabin, his already dark face became darker again.

"Mr. Steve, uh, aren't you wearing a parachute bag? What we're doing now is skydiving! Rod walked up to Steve and glanced at the parachute soldiers around him, "Which of you would like to skydive with Mr. Steve!" ”

Steve patted Rod on the shoulder, just about to say no.

I saw that Rod suddenly turned his head to look at Steve with a very ashamed and sad expression, "I'm sorry, Mr. Steve, my soldiers haven't been trained to parachute together, and there are not many parachute bags on the plane, so I can only trouble you to stay on the transport plane." ”

“……”

Steve stared at Colonel Rhodes seriously, "I don't have to ......"

Before Steve's words were finished, Rod's expression suddenly changed again and again, and he took the initiative to reach out and grab Steve's palm.

"Steve, thank you very much for your understanding, don't worry, I will definitely get Tony back!" After speaking, Rod's face immediately changed, and he turned to the Air Force soldiers around him and said, "Everyone! Get ready for a BASE jump! ”

The cabin of the transport plane opened, and the howling cold wind blew into the cabin, blowing the small pieces of paper all over the cabin, and even Steve saw a small note flying from the GI next to him, which read.

"Next week, my husband and wife won't be at home! Love you Romeo Juliet. (I'm worried that some people may not understand this, so I will explain it deliberately: Juliet is the surname, Romeo is the first name, and these two are alluding to Romeo and Juliet being a man and a woman, the surname is first, and the first name is the last, so the upper is female and the lower is male, what is the specific, guess for yourself.) )

When a large group of soldiers fell down like dumplings in soup, only Steve and Rhodes were left on the transport plane in an instant.

"Mr. Steve, I know you have a very unscientific fishing rod, but we have to admit that this is a skydive, not an airplane." Before jumping down, Rod couldn't help but turn back to Steve again and instruct, "I'm doing this for your own good......"

"What a word! If you want to jump, jump for me! Steve directly interrupted Rod's rambling and kicked Rod in the ass, kicking him out of the transport plane, "I'm the most fucking annoying kind of person who can't stop talking a sentence, but he's not a rap thing." ”

Rod, who was kicked out by Steve and flew in several large circles in the air, jumped down when he saw Steve wearing nothing, his face turned red and black because of the redden, "Steve! You're skydiving!! ”

"Look good! Study hard! For Rod, who was still yelling at him in the distance, Steve raised the longest of his fingers, first expressing an international greeting, and then a swordfish plunged into the water and fell quickly, "Rookie! There's still a lot to learn! ”