Chapter 35: Oh! Hiss ——, hurts!
Jiraiya is ready to reveal his identity, and by the way, give a little lesson to Naruto, the stinky boy.
Can a writer's business be called voyeurism?
It's not that he also criticizes himself, but that he needs to collect materials himself.
Without material, how can you write a good story that is popular among the people?
"I am..."
Naruto and Yuumi said in unison, "Tokiyama Zhao Zilong? ”
Yuumi was in a heavy mood, and there was a feeling that the child peeked at the little yellow book and the problem was very serious, "Mount, how much have you read?" ”
The little yellow book was still painted by him!
Naruto didn't hide it and replied, "Kakashi-gosan put it at home and mine, I sometimes turn it out and take a look. ”
“……”
Zilai also squinted, the stinky boy and the cat, there is a cat greasy, what Changshan Zhao Zilong, really he doesn't watch "Endure No Misery"?
Haojie only eats dumplings!
"I'm a toad immortal of Miaomu Mountain, and I'm an adult, yes!"
"You say you're an immortal, I don't believe it, unless you come up with a few tricks for me to see." Naruto hugged his chest.
Jiraiya frowned.
Knowing that this was a radical technique, but he had the intention to teach Naruto some skills, he walked down the stairs, and after sealing it, he pressed it to the ground, "Spiritism!" ”
As he shouted, the smoke filled.
A toad with a knee in the park appeared, and the young lovers passing by ran away with their shoes.
There are youkai!
Naruto applauded, and the toad was greatly transformed.
Good work, be rewarded!
Yuumi also admired that in another distant world, there was a creature called a demon, a psychic beast, which was quite similar to a demon.
Pity.
Psychic beasts don't have cat girls...
Jiraiya: ꐦ
"If you can give me this ninjutsu, then I can barely believe that you are an immortal." Naruto Chicken Thief smiled.
"No way, who told me to let you hold it... Then you have to study hard. ”
Jiraiya rubbed his temples, sighed, and asked, "What's your name?" ”
"Naruto Uzumaki!"
Naruto pointed to himself and then to the top of his head, "This is Yuume." ”
"Come here tomorrow to find me."
Jiraiya wanted to raise his hand and rub Naruto's hair.
Twelve years...?
From the old man's description, Naruto was not living very well, and the days of being ostracized by the villagers were uncomfortable to think about.
"I don't believe it, tomorrow you sneak away, I have nowhere to look for you!" Naruto is not a fool.
There is one thing to say.
I did think about sneaking away.
If you teach someone, just leave two scrolls.
Inherit the Dafa of Shuimen's ball-rubbing on behalf of others.
After all, it's the old wave wind and the old whirlpool.
As a result, after careful thinking, Naruto strangled him directly...
Excessively!
I just wanted to say that don't worry, I will never run.
[But only leave two scrolls for you, self-study, Uncle Ben still has materials that haven't been collected! ] 】
But I heard Yuumi say: "Jiraiya, you like hot spring shops... I have an immature suggestion that you'll probably like. ”
Jiraiya: ???
"White prostitutes are not happy, let me give you a way. To be a director and hold auditions, you can watch it openly, and you can laugh hee-hee, isn't it beautiful? Yuumi said.
Legend has it that there is a set of fingerings.
That's a forbidden spell.
If you can see the light again on the screen, Yuumi feels that she has made a great contribution!
I was unmoved.
White prostitutes are always happy.
As a director?
He thought about it too, but it costs money!
Let your words fall into the sky, uncle, I will not move!
Never spend a penny!
Yuumi: "I'll pay the money, you be a director and part-time actor, find more female ninjas, let's shoot something good." ”
The dignified toad immortals, the heroes of Miaomu Mountain, how can they be really fragrant?
"Sounds good,"
Jiraiya raised his hand, "But I refuse." ”
Joke.
Tsunade saw it.,I'm afraid I'm in the middle of being cleaned up for the rest of my life...
Neither is it to die.
"That's a pity, I also said that the collection of intimate heaven and patience must be very beautiful!"
Yuumi shook her head.
Naruto hadn't seen "Intimacy Heaven", but that didn't stop him from understanding it.
There is also a feeling of missing 100 million.
How sad is it...
But after making a movie, it was over when Tsunade knew about it.
He was still a little cautious.
In case of... Is it done?
"I also said that it was a pity to use a pseudonym to star and shoot with a transformation technique." Yuumi sighed.
Naruto was keenly aware of the problem.
Witty, he has already seen through everything.
They know Jiraiya, but Jiraiya "doesn't know" them.
Each other's information is not equal.
Intimacy Heaven is written by Zilaiya.
Yuumi's move...
There is only one truth!
If you can avoid copyright problems and speak bluntly, you can only talk to the authors of two best-selling books and comics!
Those who see through the truth.
It's Naruto Uzumaki, who looks only twelve years old, but doesn't know how many thousand years old when you count Chakra.
Jiraiya's eyes lit up, "I feel like I'm doing it again all of a sudden." ”
"If you are released into the pigeons, it is not that we don't trust you," Yuumi said embarrassedly.
"Then it will not be possible to sneak away, I have a treat tonight, go get something to eat!"
The thought of running away was extinguished.
At the same time, I'm also curious about how Yuumi contacted the author who endured no misery.
Let's talk quietly.
I learned that each other was the author of each other's books.
Since also shocked Tmall.
A ninja cat can draw such stunning comics?
And I learned that Yuumi planned to make a ninja as the core, the story of the Spark Village Kikage.
I am also full of admiration.
As smart as he is, he naturally knows that the story is based on Konoha Village.
[Konokage Ninago? 】
Jiraiya is looking forward to the next movie.
Naruto was silent.
Seeing through everything, he quietly waited for Jilai to jump into the pit...
Eat Ichiraku ramen.
The next day.
Naruto carried Yuumi to the park.
During the day, there are many people who come to exercise.
I've been waiting for it early.
When it comes to advanced ninjutsu, he recommends going to a more remote grove.
Naruto readily agreed.
As long as you can learn powerful ninjutsu, you can go anywhere!
Somewhere unknown.
"Here, take a walk." Before Jiraiya taught, test Naruto's strength.
"Yes, it seems that you usually pay attention to the control of the chakra, come, fill the chakra with the water balloon, don't break."
"Oh? This smart, kind of like a guy I know, come, let the chakra continue to release..."
Spiral pills.
Created by Naruto's father, the fourth generation of the Hokage wave feng shui gate, it is the ninjutsu passed down from the father of the wave wind family.
Jirai doesn't plan to teach himself those ninjutsu.
One hand pills and one hand psychic.
It's all safe.
[The erosion of the Nine-Tails Chakra doesn't seem to be that serious... That's a good thing. By the time Naruto learns the Spiral Pill, it would probably be ten days and a half months, right? 】
The next day.
Jiraiya was dumbfounded.
"Lustful immortal, look, is this a spiral pill?" Naruto rubbed a blue ball in his hand.
Yuumi looked at it, lost in thought.
No matter how you look at it, it looks like a planet.
Nuclei, electrons, Coulomb force...
Wouldn't it be possible to take a few more steps to rub the atomic bomb in your hands?
"Ahem... That's right, this speed, a little slower than I thought, barely passing, put away the spiral pill, and I'll teach you another ninjutsu,"
Jiraiya took out the scroll, "Come, press the handprint, press the look." ”
Spiritism!
Seeing that Naruto is so talented, Jiraiya plans to observe and observe again, and in a year or two, he will teach a wave of immortal mode cultivation.
That's the real thing!
Immortals and ninjas...
Heaven and earth.
"This is the psychic contract of Myoki Mountain, look at it, Naruto!" After the mudra was pressed, Jiraiya bit his thumb, sealed it, and performed spiritism again.
Yuumi hurts when he looks at it.
Bite your own thumb...
is worthy of being a Naruto, if you say that you will pick your eyes, you will pick your eyes, and if you say that you will bite your tongue and kill yourself, you will bite your tongue and kill yourself, which is ruthless and mysterious.
“… Do you have to bite your thumb to do it? ”
Naruto didn't want to bleed every time he channeled.
"This is a blood contract, learn quickly!" Jiraiya turned into a stern teacher and urged.
“……”
Naruto stared at his right thumb and grinned, but for the sake of a better future, bite!
"Oh! Hiss ——, hurts! ”