Chapter 304: Self-inflicted

The inferiority of Tsukihime's habit under the excitement reappeared, and she put her hand down Filia's towering chest and said with a smile: "Little girl, don't worry, watch it slowly, in short, it must be very exciting, but I can reveal a little bit of the follow-up plot." He has already drunk the wine I have put 'a thousand miles', and according to the amount and inhibition ratio, it will attack within forty o'clock, that is, wait, hum. ”

Filia opened Tsukihime's hand, and she had never heard of such a name, and she asked rhetorically, "A thousand miles?" ”

Tsukihime said triumphantly: "Yes, it is a very special medicine made according to the Book of Heaven, whether it is a person, an animal or a demonic beast that takes it. will be incontinent, that is, a thousand miles, a big diarrhea, until the whole body is weak, the body is incomplete, the skin is crumbling, walking and supporting the wall! ”

Filia couldn't help laughing and scolding: "I'm sick to death!" ”

Tsukihime sneered: "Cut, what a great invention this is, how can it be said to be disgusting, Jebel is really a genius." If she knew that Chen Lin could even make a strong aphrodisiac that could make a woman horny and automatically throw herself into her arms. It is estimated that you will have to shout God on the ground.

"This guy is so hateful, he can't understand my hatred just by pumping it out!"

Filia couldn't help but ask, "Then what else do you want?" ”

Yueji blinked, looking like a very innocent and well-behaved elementary school student who was still wearing a red scarf, studying hard, and going up every day: "You say, what will he do if he is in a hurry?" ”

Filia said angrily: "Nonsense, of course it's to find the bathroom to solve it!" ”

Tsukihime smiled: "The answer is correct, add ten points, just like a man who has to find a woman to vent when he is impulsive!" ”

Filia was dizzy: "I said Tsukihime, can you be a little more ladylike?" ”

Yuehime said disapprerovingly: "What's the matter, I'm telling the truth, okay, let's get back to the topic, he wants to find the bathroom, but there are already so many people in the square that women with big breasts will be milked......"

Filia interrupted her and cried out in anguish, "Oh, God, please save this girl whose soul has been defiled beyond cure!" ”

"Go and go, don't keep interjecting, let me finish, good ideas are about to make you fall apart!" She paused and said, "There are so many people, he can't squeeze in for ten minutes, right?" ”

Filia stopped talking this time, just nodded.

Tsukihime continued: "What if you can't squeeze out, can you solve it on the spot, under the eyes of hundreds of thousands of people?" ”

Filia said worriedly, "Tsukihime, are you going a little too far by doing this?" ”

Tsukihime's angel-like beautiful face with a devilish smile: "Don't worry, how can such a kind person as me be wiped out." Of course, I will help those who are in trouble, and then a guard will invite him to the bathroom on the castle tower that only the castle guard can use. ”

Filia knew from her expression that things would not be so simple, this "kind" person must still have an unkind purpose, but she couldn't think of anything, Filia had already been interested in this trick at this time: "And then? ”

Tsukihime smiled, "And then? And then, of course, it's convenient, can he still eat in it? ”

Filia's stomach churned when she heard this, and she said in her heart that she might not be able to eat lunch: "Okay, my Miss Yueji, don't sell it, okay, say it happily!" ”

Tsukihime said whimically: "Filia, if you let me touch it, I'll tell you everything!" ”

Filia nodded helplessly, Yueji immediately pinched her chest like a hooligan, and her mouth was still slurking, full of charm, Filia's hair stood on end, there was really a feeling of being indecent by Chen Lin, fortunately, Yueji is also a woman.

Tsukihime's claws stayed on his friend's chest for three seconds, and then he was still unsatisfied, and reluctantly retracted: "Well, looking at you so boldly, I don't have an appetite anymore, in fact, the bathroom in the castle tower has been installed by me, and there is a powerful fire burst jet planted under that toilet, as long as I turn off the engine, it will fly into the sky with a bang." ”

Philia almost fainted: "Yuehime, you're too mischievous, aren't you, this is also an invention in the Book of Heaven?" ”

Yueji nodded, and said with an evil smile: "I'm good for him, when the people in the square can only see a shadow, and won't see his face, it can be regarded as saving him a lot of face, right?" Moreover, the toilet is also equipped with a slow umbrella made of Milan silk, and it can't kill him, Miss Ben is a considerate person, right? Yueji's tone changed when he said this: "However, according to my estimates, the toilet will probably land in the Haofen grassland, which is four thousand meters away from the city tower, and then he can only fight with the monster while it is convenient, such a heroic and fearless hero, it is really unprecedented, and there is no one who will come after, which makes people worship it very much!" ”

Filia was speechless, looking at Tsukihime's look of admiration, she couldn't help but shiver excitedly, if anyone offends this little witch, it is estimated that it will be difficult to have a good end. It seems that except for her roommates, no one can cure Tsukihime.

Tsukihime leisurely yearned: "It's a pity that I can't witness the scene at that time, it's a big regret that can't be made up, but it's not bad to be able to lead this scene in person, Gegege......"

She laughed triumphantly again, but it stopped abruptly halfway through.

"Ouch!"

Seeing that her face suddenly became a little ugly, Filia hurriedly asked, "Tsukihime, what's wrong with you?" ”

Yueji held her stomach, and cold sweat flowed down her face: "My stomach suddenly hurts." ”

Filia asked, "Did you eat something bad?" ”

Tsukihime shook her head: "No, I only drank a cup of fresh Mengmeng milk in the morning, you know, I definitely don't eat anything that is not fresh!" At this time, her stomach was turning upside down. Yueji suddenly thought of something, and said in shock: "A thousand miles!" ”

This is the symptoms of taking a thousand miles of diarrhea described in the book of heaven, but she really can't figure out what she will take in the end, is that guy seeing through it, and his way of people is still healing his body.

Tsukihime ran towards the bathroom outside the teleportation room in a hurry, and said, "Filia, remember, when it's Carry's turn, you must let him pass." The little princess Ruiman began to go crazy again: "Ah, I'm mad, that bastard, super big bastard, I'm going to kill him!" No, kill later! ”

Two days later, the oversized light mirror on the castle tower began to announce the list of candidates, and the bustling crowd crowded together like scholars under the ancient imperial examination system, nervously searching for their names from the mirrors, and from time to time there was a burst of cheers, more happy than winning the jackpot, but more often they left in despair. If they knew that Tsukihime was just a random choice, they would probably be so angry that they vomited blood. Take a look at the latest chapter of "Glory of Kings: Perfect World Claw Book House" to read for free for the first time.