Chapter 6: Fooling Dafa
"I don't have any ambitions, I don't want to invade other countries, I just want to guard my princess and country and live a peaceful life." King Noah said sincerely.
"Is that why you invited me to form an alliance?" Fang Fan couldn't help but smile and said, "King Noah, you are exactly the same as I think, I only seek self-preservation now, and I don't have any idea of hegemony." ”
"That's great, so our alliance was successful?"
"Haha, to be able to form an ally with a powerful country like Noah, our country can't ask for it."
King Noah picked up his wine glass with a smile and said to Fang Fan: "Come, celebrate our alliance, cheers!" ”
"Cheers!"
Fang Fan also showed a bright smile, picked up a glass of red wine and drank it all.
The two kings hated to see each other late, and the more they talked, the more speculative they became, and they didn't know how many glasses of wine they drank, and they were drunk one by one, and finally they gave up their respective delicate princesses, and the two of them hugged each other and cried.
"Brother! I get you! We will be good brothers from now on! ”
"Yes, yes, good brother~"
Fang Fan was so drunk that he kept complaining to King Noah: "Oh, brother, you don't know how difficult my life is, Fang Guo is really too barren, there are stones everywhere, not even a single grass can be seen, my people are so poor that they can't even eat, my princess hasn't even changed a new dress, even I, the king, ......"
Speaking of this, he couldn't help choking up and said, "I haven't eaten a few full meals!! ”
King Noah's eyes turned red when he heard this, and he looked at Fang Fan's true feelings sympathetically.
"Look at you here, brocade clothes and jade food, extravagant, alas......" Fang Fan shook his head and sighed: "If our Fang country continues like this, even if there is no invasion from other countries, it may perish by itself!" ”
He looked at Noah Guo and widened his eyes, and continued to warm: "I can't hide it, when we come out this time, my people will have Yi Zi cannibalism, miserable!" ”
King Noah's expression was so serious that tears flowed down his eyes.
"Actually, we were invited to come this time, not only to form an alliance, but also to borrow some money to go back to save lives, if we can't borrow money to buy food, I'm afraid that my people will starve to death!"
Fang Fan's eyes were red, and he cried while covering his headache.
Good brother, I've hinted at this, won't you express it......
At this time, King Noah was finally moved and said seriously: "Brother, don't say it, I'll help you!" Now that we are allies, we should help each other! ”
The next moment, his left hand stretched out, and a majestic and divine dragon seal emerged from the palm of his hand, and a milky white light rose from the dragon seal, and then turned into a streamer of light and shot onto the ground.
"Whoa!"
A hill of golden coins appeared.
"This is 200,000, you take it and use it first, and then come to me if it's not enough." Noah the King.
When Fang Fan saw so many gold coins, his eyes straightened with excitement, but he covered it up well, and looked at King Noah with some embarrassment: "This is not good, although we are poor, we have backbone, and we would rather die than eat the food that comes from us!" ”
King Noah hugged Fang Fan's arm fiercely and said excitedly, "I gave you this money!" It's a mutual help between brothers, take it, or I'll turn against you! ”
After repeatedly pushing to no avail, Fang Fan could only reluctantly agree, he also summoned the heirloom dragon seal in his body, collected the pile of gold coins, and immediately put all the gold coins into the treasury.
The dragon seal is not only a treasure trove for storing gold coins.
As soon as he accepted the gold coin presented by King Noah, he immediately quietly calmed down and carefully inspected the property.
[Property: 207,750 gold coins]
Damn, get rich!
With this money, how many troops can he make when he returns home!
This King Noah is really a good man through and through!
Otherwise, it would not be possible to fool so easily.
"Hey~"
Fang Fan secretly threw a triumphant look at Artoria, who was full of sluggishness, as if to say, "Wife, how is it, I'm amazing!" ”
"Puff~"
Artoria couldn't help laughing, and at the same time looked at Fang Fan with a look of adoration, and said secretly: "My husband is awesome!" ”
……
The feast was drunk until late into the night, when both kings were drunk and unconscious.
Fang Fan and King Noah hooked shoulders, chatting and farting on the way back to the bedroom.
"King Fang, how many have you tried at most in one night?" King Noah asked drunkenly.
"Huh? What several? Fang Fan burped, a little unclear.
"I'm going to have ten princesses at most, and then I'm exhausted!"
"Ahem......"
Fang Fan looked at King Noah with a smug face very enviously, and gave a thumbs up: "Cow! ”
"But today I want to push my limits and break through the 20th mark! Come with me, wives! King Noah excitedly raised his palms and called on more than 20 princesses who were like flowers and jade, and rushed to his bedroom frantically.
"Uh......"
Fang Fan looked at this scene dumbfounded, and the soles of his feet slipped and almost fell to the ground: "Brother... Brother, you have to take it easy! ”
Twenty ......
Wei Xiaobao is not as good as you!
He couldn't help but wipe his sweat, and wondered if he would be able to see King Noah tomorrow.
"Your Majesty, let's go back to our room."
A gust of incense is coming!
Artoria gently picked up Fang Fan and smiled sweetly at him.
"Okay, I'll have one."
Fang Fan's heart was hot, and he suddenly picked up Artoria, ignored the girl's exclamation, and ran away wildly.
inside the bedroom.
A fluffy bed.
Fang Fan comfortably pillowed in Artoria's arms, and couldn't put it down and held the girl's soft little hand.
"Wife, we have money~"
He sat up stiffly, stared at Artoria's clear eyes without blinking, and said seriously, "Say!" If you have anything you want, whether it is a brand-name lipstick or a bag, my husband will buy it for you! ”
"Huh?"
Artoria tilted her little head and thought for a while, and said with a smile: "I think we should prioritize the development of military power now, only a strong army is the bulwark to ensure national security, so Your Majesty, I suggest that all this money be used to buy soldiers!" ”
"Ahh Buy all soldiers! ”
Fang Fan was a little reluctant, and said, "But I want to buy you some beautiful clothes and jewelry, since you became my princess, I haven't given you a single gift." ”
"Your Majesty, you have given me one of the most important gifts." Artoria said sincerely.
"Huh? What the? How I don't know. Fang Fan scratched his head.
Artoria stared intently at Fang Fan's eyes and smiled softly, "A free and easy personality!" ”
Fang Fan was slightly stunned, and before he could understand what was going on, the girl suddenly came up and gently kissed Fang Fan's forehead.
"Hmm......"
Under the gaze of Artoria's gentle watery eyes, Fang Fan was stunned, and then said, "Wife, you... Take advantage of me~"