Finally, when they got home, Ye Hao and Dali played in the amusement park for an afternoon, and the first thing they did when they came back must be...

"Dali, let's go take a bath" Ye Hao fantasized shamelessly, how could such a reserved girl be bewitched by Ye Hao?

"Okay," so she subconsciously said this.

Ye Hao was suddenly excited! He just asked casually, and Dali actually agreed, Coke broke him, and he hurriedly ran to his room to change clothes, without giving Dali time and explanation.

Dali is very shy, so she chooses to release pigeons because she loves peace.

Leaving Ye Hao alone to take out his clothes and stand stupidly in the bathroom, "Dali, Dali, you open the door, Dali, didn't you say that we took a shower together?" ”

"I didn't" vigorously locked the door tightly in her room, not letting Ye Hao in, Ye Hao was too dirty, she didn't want to be with him.

Ye Hao had no choice but to sigh, and entered the bathroom alone to start his journey of being a god of song in the bathroom.

"Second cousin, second cousin"

The eager voice of the three dogs came, but Ye Hao's singing was so loud that Ye Hao didn't hear it at all.

"Second cousin, second cousin"

There was a knock on the bathroom door, but it was compared to another song, "I love to take a bath".

"I love bathing, my skin is good~"

……

"Second cousin-in-law, sister-in-law vigorously" The three dogs yelled, and suddenly, the bathroom door opened, Ye Hao poked his head out, looked at the three dogs in front of him, and gave him a kick directly.

"Don't you see I'm taking a bath, scream, what is it called" Directly, the three dogs were kicked by Ye Hao's unicorn feet and flew two meters away, and the three dogs also fell into the mud.

The third dog got up directly and immediately wagged his tail, "Second cousin, I have a crush on a young lady"

Ye Hao looked puzzled when he heard this, ah? Three dogs fall in love with a young lady? Wow, dog, right! He understood, it must be the three dogs who need his help to chase the young lady.

Okay, Sangouzi finally came out of the shadow of broken love, and he needs to help Sangouzi.

"Hey, you mean, young lady?" Ye Hao looked like he knew, left a sentence, and closed the bathroom door to take a shower.

The third dog saw that Ye Hao understood, he smiled and wagged his tail, he was not interested in dogs at all, he met a charming young lady again, he liked it so much, so this time he came to Ye Hao's help.

In the bathroom, Ye Hao hummed a few more words, wiped his body directly, looked at himself in the mirror again, stinked a few more times, wrapped himself in a bathrobe and went back to his room to change clothes.

The three dogs also saw Ye Hao come out, and he was also wagging his tail frantically, and now he was waiting for Ye Hao to help him catch up.

"Second cousin" The third dog saw that Ye Hao didn't see anyone come out after five minutes, so he stood outside the door and barked.

Suddenly, the door opened, and the three dogs standing outside the door were slammed against the wall by the direct door, "Hey, where are the three dogs?" ”

Ye Hao looked left and right, but he didn't see the three dogs, he was surprised, and then the door behind him opened again, and the three dogs were behind the door.

The third dog shook his head and came to Ye Hao, "Second cousin, it's okay, let's go."

Ye Hao was still wondering where the three dogs came from, but he also nodded and followed the three dogs upstairs.

"Where?" Along the way, Ye Hao followed the three dogs to look left and right, they all walked for almost half an hour, why haven't they arrived yet, now the night is dark, Ye Hao and Ye Hao regretted coming out with the three dogs.

Ye Hao was puzzled, but the three dogs kept saying that it was going fast, and Ye Hao followed the three dogs for about half an hour in a daze.

Finally, Sangouzi took Ye Hao to a civilian area, Ye Hao looked at the scene in front of him, he couldn't believe it, why is there so much garbage in this place?

It is really in stark contrast to the love apartment where Ye Hao lives.

This is a slum, and the three dogs were dumped here by the garbage truck and the dogs when they were rummaging through the garbage in the garbage in the morning to eat.

Sangouzi was at a loss when he first came here, but just when he was confused, a charming-looking young lady appeared, she picked up Sangouzi from the garbage heap, Sangouzi originally refused, but when he saw the person's appearance and smelled the smell of the man, he fell.

"She is a little fairy, and she smells much better than Xiaohua, but it is a pity that he ran away in fright when he heard me speak, and then I harassed her again and again."

Ye Hao covered his face, he didn't expect that Sangouzi was also a scumbag, he must educate Sangouzi well, and he must not let him learn badly with himself.

"But she only left her phone number, and never let me send her home, I heard that you also fell in love with her, and you were also unable to extricate yourself, you said that you could not learn to pretend to be chic, but taught me not to give up on her too early, and to turn the past into a myth"

"This is her phone ringtone, I like it so much" Sangouzi looked like a nymphomaniac, and Ye Hao was confused, what is this thing that Sangouzi said?

Are you still talking about dogs? How does he feel like a person, Ye Hao can only comfort himself in his heart, the sexual orientation of the three dogs is normal, normal...

"Second cousin, she's here!" The three dogs were surprised, he saw her again!

Ye Hao looked over there with uneasiness, although the night was gray here, Ye Hao's eyesight was really good, and he saw the person's appearance at a glance, what a good one!

Indescribable! Looks!

Ye Hao was about to vomit, he really couldn't believe that Sangouzi really looked at such a person!

If the three dogs have a crush on dogs, it will be better than the one in front of them!

"Hey, little dung" The three dogs ran with the puppy's legs like a dung sister in the distance, he ran to the dung sister, and picked the dog's eyes at the dung sister, he was tempting the other party!

Sister Dung looked at Sangouzi with a frightened face, "Don't come here!" Don't come here! ”

When she went to pick up the manure this morning, she saw the garbage truck dumping garbage again, and she hurriedly put down the manure bucket on her shoulder, trying to rummage through the garbage heap to find some things discarded by people in the city.

But suddenly, she saw a husky-looking dog on the garbage heap mountain in the distance, and she immediately laughed! Dinner has arrived!

But when she picked up the three dogs, the three dogs asked her who was with a blank face! She was so frightened that she left three dogs and ran, a talking dog! It's scary.

But the three dogs didn't know what was crazy, they kept chasing her, relying on her, and they couldn't get rid of it.

"Rogue dog!" Sister Dung screamed in a piercing voice, and Ye Hao's eardrums were about to burst, but the three dogs quietly squinted their eyes and enjoyed themselves.

Ye Hao walked up to Sister Dung embarrassedly, and touched his nose with an embarrassed face, "I'm sorry, this is my parrot dog, it is a cross between a parrot and a dog, so it can talk, don't be afraid, let's go"

Saying that, Ye Hao pulled the three dogs who were holding the dog's paws tightly and wanted to take him back to see the veterinarian, but the three dogs were unwilling, he finally found a true love again, and he couldn't just separate from her.

"Wait a minute" Sister Dung stopped Ye Hao, Ye Hao took a step back, trying to keep his distance from Sister Dung.

The three dogs were full of emotion, it must be Sister Dung who wants to keep herself! He was so moved, he didn't see the wrong person!

"Dry.. What are you doing" Ye Hao looked at the dung sister who was gradually stepping on the cat's steps in front of her and wearing tattered clothes, her face was still full of acne, and her body was full of strange smells, and she was scared.

"The little girl is not talented, knows a little about poetry and painting, can play the piano, is proficient in ancient Chinese, has read a lot of books since she was 9 years old, reached her peak at the age of 20, and has an IQ that no one can match in 300 years before and 300 years later. He mainly studies economics and humanities and social science books such as "Bosom Friend" and "Story Club". ”

Sister Dung introduced herself, what she said was true, every sentence was true, it was all tested and certified by herself, and there was no moisture.

The corners of Ye Hao's mouth twitched, "Yet.. And then what?"

Sister Dung snorted, her face was shy, and Ye Hao was so frightened that she almost lost her soul, broke out in a cold sweat, and got goosebumps.

"The little woman is not talented, she has not won the favor of the son, she has disturbed the son for a long time, the son is not strange, so far all the admiration stops at the lips and teeth, drowning in the years, farewell to this life, each is fine, uh-huh"

Sister dung is coquettish, the three dogs are stupid, so beautiful, such a talented woman, and Ye Hao...

"Three dogs, go away! There is a demonic spirit! Ye Hao's face was embarrassed, he tightly pulled the three dogs who grabbed the ground with the dog's paws, and directly carried the three dogs overnight to climb two mountains in a row, and finally returned home, holding the toilet and vomiting all night...

……

Sister Dung, who was still stunned in place, looked indifferent, picked her nose, cut it, and her face was full of disdain, "He is too old, and his height is not enough, he can't be a cow tendon hatcher, let alone an economics major, I won't choose him"

Now, Ye Hao, who is 1.8 meters old, is holding the toilet and spitting, and suddenly, he received a special call from the president of Niu Teng Hatching University, saying that he would be a student of their school in a hurry, and he also specially enrolled him in economics.

Ye Hao directly spat out the fragrance and refused the greetings from the principals of the two famous schools......