My name is Naruto Uzumaki, and theoretically, I'm the main character of this manga called Naruto.

Now, I am facing a sudden and serious challenge, because ......

You may not believe it, but I'm not even five years old, but just now—three and three-quarters of a second ago, to be exact—as a virgin who can only verbally flirt with others, but has not yet grown up, I am already the "dad" of a little girl.

What the hell is this...... This is not the right direction of the plot I envisioned! Director, didn't you really get me the wrong script?!

……

"Did I hear it wrong?"

Stunned, he exclaimed, like a marquee, and all sorts of strange and bizarre thoughts appeared in front of Naruto's eyes. After a pause, he raised his hand and pointed at himself in disbelief. While using the eyes that gradually became strange and complicated, he looked up and down at the figure of the little guy in front of him.

"You...... You've just ...... You're calling me...... Father?! ”

Along the way, before meeting with Kaori, Naruto had imagined countless ways that Kaori might call herself—both good and bad—but no matter which way she went, Naruto never imagined that the little guy in front of him would think of herself as her father! And looking at her reassuring and serious appearance, it doesn't seem that she is deliberately joking with herself?!

"Is it possible...... I—or rather Naruto Uzumaki—really look like Kario's father when I become an adult, so I was mistaken by this little guy? ”

After racking his brains and thinking about it, he couldn't think of a reasonable explanation, which made the corners of Naruto's mouth twitch violently involuntarily. The originally calm and clear mind was like a paste, and it was mixed into a mess. So much so that in front of Xiang Li, he was a little nervous and incoherent and whispered to himself.

"Yes...... How is this possible...... I don't remember at all, in the original book, Xianglian's father had an appearance? Not to mention for the time being, is Xiang Li's father still alive...... It can't really be such a coincidence, right?! ”

"Poofha——! Before the age of five, I had such a big daughter...... Hahaha! Hey, stinky little ghost, you're really not your average 'precocious', are you? Am I right? Well? Haha, hahaha——! ”

Compared to Naruto, who was scared a little delirious and suspicious by Xiangri's father. The tsundere tenant who had been living in Naruto's body for a long time also happened to wake up from a nap at this time. When he heard the way Karyo called Naruto, he was only stunned for a moment, and not only burst out laughing in this sealed space, but also covered his stomach with his paw that was a little sore from laughter, and at the same time slammed the ground hard with his other paw from time to time, and rolled on the ground with laughter without any image at all.

"Hahaha! On the first stop of my trip, I picked up a daughter for no reason...... Hey, hey! I...... Burst...... I said, Naruto...... You must have enlarged this little one's mother's belly while you were still in your mother's belly, right? Yes? Otherwise, how could there be such a big daughter? Well? Hahahaha! ”

"Closed ...... Shut up, Nine Lamas! You really can't open any pot...... At my current age, it's impossible to have such a thing as a daughter! ”

"Poof, hahaha! Why not...... Burst...... It's impossible hahaha, didn't you once say that everything is possible? Perhaps, this little guy is really your own daughter, hahahaha——! ”

Through the connection between the hearts and minds, Naruto was annoyed and angry, and the nine lamas who were not in a proper way in his body roared and roared at each other. On the surface, it was not only as if nothing had happened, but because Naruto had forced himself to calm down, he began to gradually calm down. After being silent for a long time, Gu couldn't continue to respond to the teasing smile of the Nine Lamas in his body, who was almost about to laugh and lose his breath. Instead, he bent over a little, stretched out his hand, and gently wiped the tears from his face with his fingertips for the puzzled little guy in his arms, while the corners of his mouth pulled up a little arc as much as possible, and barely showed a smile at people with a little embarrassment.

"That...... I'm curious...... Why do you call me Daddy? Is it possible, me and your father...... Does it look alike? ”

"Huh? Cause...... Because, in response to my prayers, the people who came to help me and my mother on purpose...... In this world, there is only Dad, right? Am I guessing wrong...... Aren't you my dad? ”

Hearing Naruto's words of laughter and tears, and seeing the obviously embarrassed and helpless look, the joy on Kario's face suddenly froze. Then he turned his head embarrassedly with a blushing face, and continued to talk while scratching the back of his head lightly.

"Hmm...... Daddy's Look...... Only my mother should know, because I didn't know what my father looked like when I was a child. ”

"That's just why...... Whew, it's okay, it's okay, it scares me......"

After hearing the naïve judgment logic of the person in front of him, Naruto couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief. Immediately, the smile in his eyes became even greater, and he reached out and helplessly pinched the tip of the little guy's nose in his arms. After a pause, he pushed the somewhat crooked red-framed glasses for someone, and explained patiently in a gentle voice.

"Well, although you say that, there is some truth in it...... But, I can't be the father of your little one. ”

"Huh? Why? ”

"Hmm...... I'll tell you when I get you and your mom out of here later...... Or rather, you'll know when you see it with your own eyes. ”

Thinking that he is now in a strange ninja village, Naruto does not plan to remove the disguise of the transformation technique in front of Xiang Ryu right now, and use his actions to answer people's doubts.

After all, although nominally, Naruto knew that the Grass Ninja Village and the Konoha Ninja Village could be regarded as neutral and friendly relations. But...... For the descendants of the Uzumaki clan, who are also friends with Konoha Ninja Village, the Grass Ninja Village still dares to drive slavery like this, and tries to squeeze every bit of the use value of Xiangri's mother and daughter by any means. If they knew that one of Konoha Shocking Quadrangle Cards, the Nine-Tails Pillar Force, was in their village, and there were no powerful elite ninja guards around them, God knows if they would maintain this seemingly friendly hypocrisy on the surface.

Moreover, not to mention for the time being, Naruto's purpose in coming to Kusa Ninja Village was just to help the poor boy Kari, out of trouble, and he didn't intend to stir up trouble too much...... Even for Naruto, who has now gained all the trust and support of the Nine Lamas, and can command the Tailed Beast Chakra of the Nine Lamas, so that he has long been promoted to the Perfect Human Pillar Force. Once the tailed beast is completely transformed and the power of the Nine Lamas is completely exploded, even if he really fights head-on with the Grass Ninja Village, Naruto will be completely sure that he will retreat, and even directly wipe this small village off the map. But if a conflict can be avoided, Naruto still prefers to keep a low profile - like playing a stealth game, if he can hide everyone's attention and take the mother and daughter away quietly and safely, it is naturally the highest priority course of action.

It's not that Naruto is afraid of the Grass Ninja Village, or the Grass Country behind the Grass Ninja Village, but ......

First, Naruto and the Grass Ninja Village have no grievances, if they really trigger the power of the Nine Lamas, and then directly slaughter the entire village, it will not only be a thankless job for Naruto. It is even more impossible to imagine what kind of subsequent changes this huge change, which does not exist in the timeline of the original book, will lead to any subsequent changes.

Second, it is the same as mentioned earlier...... Naruto's seemingly well-travelled, willful travels actually contain many potential dangers.

After all, on this trip, the only people who followed Naruto as a guard were Itachi and Shisui, who had not yet fully grown up. Although if these two people can grow up smoothly and peacefully, to some extent, their strength can be comparable to, or even far surpass, Naruto and Sasuke in some periods...... But that's just in theory.

And strictly calculated, before both eyes successfully advanced to the Kaleidoscope Writing Wheel Eye, with the strength of the current water stop and Itachi, even if they are combined, I am afraid that after Naruto became serious, a quarter of the real strength that broke out without any scruples was strong. Facing a real crisis of strong enemies, it is not so much a guard, but more like a small fan when he joined forces with Naruto to deal with "Orochimaru" before, the responsibility for the main attack is still handed over to Naruto, and he is used as an auxiliary to interfere with the enemy, so that it will be more likely to assist Naruto as much as possible.

At the same time, once Naruto was forced to become a tailed beast, revealing his identity as a nine-tailed pillar force...... And with the intelligence gathering ability of the Xiao organization, it will definitely not be long before he learns this news, and then he can use this as a basis to infer the conclusion that the Nine-Tails Zhuli has left the village and is alone, which is also an obvious result.

And as long as Nagato, or the real instigator behind the scenes of the Xiao organization, Obito is not stupid, he will definitely not let go of this golden opportunity.

In other words, once there is a head-on conflict with the Grass Ninja Village, at that time, compared to the revenge of the Drafting Country, the first thing Naruto needs to worry about is whether he will face the ambush attack of Payne Rokudo in this next journey, or open the super S-level dungeon quest of the late-stage big boss of the Uchiha Obito in advance.

Once faced with this kind of powerful opponent whose strength can no longer be summed up by a single sentence of shadow level, not to mention the current Naruto, he can only think about how to escape, strength, experience, and experience are all due to age, and it seems quite immature and naïve to stop the water and Itachi, but also in front of these monsters who can face the tailed beast head-on and gradually mature in strength, they will be as vulnerable as ants, and then they are very easy to be affected by accidental injuries and encounter accidents.

"Shhh...... In the final analysis, it's still a matter of not having enough strength...... Tsk, other people's homes cross, all of them are a group of bullshit, either to open the boundary of perverted bloodstains, or to upgrade the same as to open and hang, the strength is rising gradually, and Long Ao Tiandi is hanging all the way from the head to the end...... When I come here, I can only try my best to solve the enemy through calculations, and at most I can only bully and bully the little minions as I want, and that's it...... It's hard to travel once, and you have to be careful to beware of worrying about here and there, like a grandson...... Did I really travel to the main character? What about the protagonist halo that is good? The protagonist who said that he was talented and could learn a little bit of skill?! ”

After perceiving the two long-overdue familiar chakras, Naruto had to rein in the dissatisfied and aggrieved look that gradually spread on his face as soon as possible. Immediately, for fear that Xiang Lian would subconsciously call the wrong title again, and leave some joke in the hands of Zhishui and Itachi, he whispered to Xiang Lian uneasily.

"Ah, my companions have also arrived, and with their help I will be able to leave the village with you and your mother more easily...... Oh, by the way, you have to remember one thing - you must not call me Daddy again...... Just call me Naruto, or call me brother, you know? ”

"You...... You're saying you're willing to bring ...... Take me and my mom and leave the village ......! ”

Like pie falling from the sky, the promise words that smashed into Xianglian's heart one after another made Xianglian, who had suffered since childhood, suddenly have a sense of unreality in a trance. Then he raised his hand and twisted and pulled his cheek vigorously, so as to verify whether all this was just a dream of his own. While exclaiming in pain, for fear that Naruto would regret it, he nodded his head again and again in agreement.

"Hmm——! It hurts...... So I'm not dreaming...... Hehe, now it's okay, mom is saved...... Uh-huh! I...... I listen to you, brother! ”

"Listen to me, that sounds ...... How do I feel that this is full of the immediate sense that I am abducting a minor ignorant and simple little girl...... What's the deal with this inexplicable guilt...... Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I'm obviously here to help Xianglian's mother and daughter out of danger for free, and I'm a good person, right......"

Seeing the cute appearance of the little guy in his arms who was well-behaved and docile, and quickly called himself his brother in a milky voice in order not to change his mind, he couldn't help but feel a little guilty in Naruto's heart. Then he hurriedly shook his head, burying this strange feeling deep in his heart, while continuing to tidy up the clothes and appearance of the little guy in his arms with his hands, and at the same time, after realizing that Itachi and Zhishui had quietly come to his side, he seemed to have changed slightly as if he had changed in an instant, and asked abruptly with a calm face.

"Shisuzu-san, if I remember correctly, your talent and attainments in illusion seem to be the strongest among your peers......"

"So, would you like to accompany me for a while and perform a wonderful trick of changing people?"

Stop water: Unwilling. 【Skin】

Naruto: ...... Damn, stop the water, you don't play cards according to the routine?!

Nine Lamas: Hey, the two boys of the Uchiha family, let me tell you, oh, this little girl just now......

Naruto: ???? Nine Lamas, what do you want to do? Shut up! Stop! Stop it!

(End of chapter)