VOL. ARTHUR WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW MANY ALIQUOTS
Ladies and gentlemen, although it is a bit strange to ask such a question, can you understand the pain of multiple births?
It's not that twins and triplets, at least quintaplets, or even, septuplets or even tens.
Presumably, most people don't have this kind of peculiar experience. Considering the physical state of women, the decuplets are too challenging to the limits of human beings.
But Arthur Artoria was fortunate enough to experience this pain.
Originally, having a person who looks exactly like yourself is a very overwhelming thing, and there will be a lot of inconvenience. In addition, there are few people around who can tell the difference at the same time...... It's even harder.
Let's talk about the recent events.
New dishes have been introduced in the Chaldean canteen, because they are small and still in the tasting stage, and each person is limited to one meal. When Artoria came over, Ding Xiaowan actually smiled slightly embarrassedly: "That, King Arthur, this, one person can only take the ...... once"
"No, it's my first time. It should be someone else's ...... just now."
"Hey, hey, that's what you said last time...... I'm really sorry. ”
Ding Xiaowan smiled awkwardly and did not accept Artoria's order ticket.
And then there is the time when you are in the bath, because of the indiscretion of some people, it will cause your own misunderstanding.
That was last week.
When Artoria decided to take a comfortable bath, she had just put on a bath towel in the changing room when she saw a naked woman with a blue cap thrown out of the bathhouse!
Marda clenched her fists and stood side by side with Joan of Arc, and the two holy women walked out, with the oppressive force of a boxing champion at the end of the century.
Joan of Arc frowned, "That's not going to work, Miss Artoria, it's not worth advocating for the act of swinging a sword at me in the baths without saying a word. ”
"I mean, you're not a religious fanatic!"
Marda clenched her fists and pressed at Artoria, who had just arrived. As a result, Artoria had to apologize again and again, and this was resolved.
And before......
Ritsuka received a huge gorgeous elephant as a gift from someone she didn't know. Enjoy riding an elephant every day.
In the peculiarity, Artoria, as a knight, sees a novel mount, of course she wants to ride it, right?
"Master, can I try it a little bit?"
"How many times have I said it! No way! ”
The Lord puffed and didn't overdo it.
One sentence made Artoria understand.
Before, Artoria came to ask the master with her own face.
For himself, the request just now was the first time, and for the master, I am afraid that it has already been mentioned seventeen or eighteen times.
Then, the most unacceptable thing for Artoria was......
Artoria, who recently responded to the summons, rode around on a white horse every day to show off, but after she took off her helmet and armor, no one would confuse her with herself, just as no one would confuse Nero with Artoria, which was too hot!
Well, that's sad.
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"What, though you're sad...... But...... Which Artoria are you? ”
In the private room, Yagi Yukisai looked at Artoria with a serious face in front of him embarrassedly, and couldn't tell the difference.
Other people's words can be finely distinguished, but these people are all Artoria, not to mention the same, and their personalities are also very similar, although everyone's focus is different, but there is no doubt that everyone is an extension of Artoria's original form.
It's really hard to recognize. On weekdays, Yagi remembers through his clothes.
For example, the blue is the Knight King, the white is Lily, the black is Alter, the hat is X, the scarf is X-Alter, and the chest is extra choppy lancer.
This...... Well...... Yes...... Hahaha......
The knight king in front of him today wore a private suit, which was a sailor suit with a very student taste.
Hearing Yagi ask, the other party's eyes widened, and he looked incredulous.
Yagi's mind raced: the Blue King, the Black King, and the White King would definitely not do such a thing, and the tone was not right. X, it will definitely be saber when you open your mouth and close your mouth, so it can also be excluded, after excluding lancer through the chest......
"I'm kidding you! It's X-Alter, Xiao Ai~"
"Hmmm! I knew that if it was the Dark King, he would recognize me! ”
Artoria X-alter was moved unilaterally, holding Yagi's hand with both hands. Yagi smiled awkwardly and said in his heart: Actually, I didn't recognize it at first......
"So, what do you want me to do?"
"I don't know. I wonder how we can all distinguish Artoria from us......"
"For example...... Look, how about finding some impression color? It's like a team. ”
This is a well-known element of Japanese tokusatsu culture: the clan element.
A qualified team special film, even if no one knows the follow-up development, just by looking at the color of the team character, you can determine the general personality of the other party. And seriously, for viewers watching the team for the first time, it's more effective to memorize colors than to memorize people's names and faces.
X-ALTER SHOOK HIS HEAD AND SAID, "IN THAT CASE, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE BATHROOM." ”
Oh yes. No one wears clothes in the bathroom.
"So, for example...... Trinkets or something? ”
Yagi's second thought was about the memory methods of certain characters in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Nobunagano Nobo.
For example, when you see the one-eyed, players of the Three Kingdoms will think that it is Xiahoudun, and players who want Nobunaga will think that it is Date Masamune.
This simple and easy-to-understand sign should ......
"Alone, one-eyed......"
X-alter shook his head violently, on the one hand, because he felt terrible, and on the other hand, he ...... She was supposed to wear glasses, and she had to add the setting of one eye, isn't it too strange!
"Well, then, all that's left is a name on the head, just like in the online game."
Two plans in a row were rejected, leaving Yagi with a feeling of being at a loss. It was originally a sudden whim, where will it be all-encompassing? Yagi, who couldn't think of a good way, casually.
However, it was this practice that sounded the most unreliable, but it made X-alter's eyes shine!
"Tell me more! The Dark King! ”
After this...... The Artorias of Chaldea had a short-lived brand-name craze.
Use magic to make magical words on top of your head and put it on your head.
Later, because it was not beautiful enough, and the nameplates on the heads of the two Artorias would collide with each other when they walked face to face, it was easy to destroy the anti-riot system that was detected by magic power......
It turned out to be popular for less than a week......
It seems that Artoria's suffering continues.
Go for it! Artoria!