Chapter 205: Father and Son Soldiers
Zhang **, who was being bombarded by angry netizens, had no time to take care of Lu Xiaodonkey, who was the culprit.
Several other small Internet celebrities who were scolded by Lao Lu Zhisang and the little stars were the strongest kings, and boasted to fans that Lu Xiaodonkey confessed to it, and there were a lot of adults who let him go.
As for those dog lovers who were beaten, they are still lying in the hospital and have not come out, and they have the heart to ask Lu Xiaodonkey for medical expenses, and they have to wait until the injury is healed.
They don't know yet, it's okay not to come, if they come, at most they will send a head to the captain, it's almost the New Year, isn't it good to increase the performance?
Lu Xiaodonkey didn't want to ask about these things, he hadn't beaten the king for many days, and his heart was a little itchy.
After the machine in the bubble tea shop was bought, it resumed normal business, and Lu Xiaodonkey was now blowing the air conditioner, drinking Longjing, and playing the glory of the king.
As soon as the heat passed, the popularity of the live broadcast room also returned to normal, after all, no matter how salty the eggs of those netizens were, they couldn't just stare at Lu Xiaodonkey.
What's more, Lu Xiaodonkey has already posted the original video of the fight in the store on the Internet.
Things are reversed, burglary and harassment, others deserve to kill you, what is there to say.
He doesn't want to say more, he likes to watch live broadcasts or not, anyway, Lu Xiaodonkey doesn't rely on live broadcasts to eat now, and he hangs very much.
As soon as he appeared on camera, the old fans in the live broadcast room congratulated one after another.
"Yo, Lao Lu is back, is he still scolding people in today's live fight?"
Lu Xiaodonkey rolled his eyes and scolded: "Labor and management are the anchor of the glory of kings." ”
"Wow, it's not common, Lao Lu can still remember that he is the Glory of Kings anchor, it's not easy."
"I almost forgot what I said, and I thought Lao Lu was shaking in society."
"But compared to the glory of the king, I still want to see Lao Lu beating people, the heroic posture of the Predator is still lingering in my mind."
"I want to know what that pack of hidden weapons is, old Lu asks for the formula."
Speaking of this, Lao Lu was proud, and accidentally deviated again.
"This thing of mine is very powerful, it is the head of the secret weapon of the Tang Sect, the Buddha is angry with Tang Lian!"
"Use a pound of Indian devil pepper to be exposed to the sun for 9981 days, grind it into powder finely, and then add half a pound of quicklime."
"Sprinkled on the skin, most people can't stand it, if you accidentally inhale it in the mouth, quicklime meets water, hehe."
Hearing this, all the fans were stunned, this is too ruthless.
Although it is pure nonsense to say that it is Buddha Anger Tang Lian, the degree of poison of this secret weapon is estimated to be no worse than that of Buddha Anger Tang Lian.
Ordinary people still don't imitate, if you hurt people too badly, how much money is enough for you to pay.
Yes, it's off topic again, Lu Xiaodonkey hurriedly opened the Glory of Kings, and the system gave away 30 points.
It's not enough to hunt for treasures, so draw new ones.
"Old iron, the long-awaited lottery is here again."
“...”
"30 points, you get a hammer, or the system sends it."
"After so many years, Lao Lu's door-picking problem hasn't changed."
"Hero shards plus one."
Lu Xiaodonkey smiled awkwardly and clicked on the lottery.
"You've got a new hero, Master Luban."
An off-the-beaten-path old man with glasses and eight robotic arms behind him appeared on the screen.
Lao Lu screamed: ", spider spirit." ”
“...”
"Brother, that's Master Luban, his father of the boiled egg, didn't you look at the boiled egg next to him?"
"Dog Tuo, I won it once, I have saved gold coins for a long time, and now there is still 1000 short."
"Quick, show this hero, see if it's powerful, I'll buy it."
"An assistant, how powerful can it be, or my monkey."
"Is the homework done upstairs, and I will know the monkey monkey every day."
This hero positioning is support, Lao Lu is in the shooter position, and he doesn't have much interest in him.
But you must try it out, otherwise you won't even know his skills, and you will be embarrassed on the field in the future.
"Hanako, you play shooter in this game, and I'll assist."
"Oh~"
As a professional player, as soon as the hero Master Luban came out, Hanako bought it with RMB.
In terms of this hero, he has a lot of experience, and he hurriedly wanted to explain this hero to Lao Lu.
"I'm telling you, this Luban..."
", labor and management still want you to teach?"
“...”
As soon as he was halfway through the words, Lao Lu interrupted, and Amway's failed Hanako almost held back a mouthful of old blood and went to the toilet depressed.
Just as the selection began, Lu Xiaodonkey's eyes rolled, took Hanako's mobile phone, and chose a boiled egg for him.
“...”
", ruthless!"
"Lao Lu's hair is really insidious, I don't want to be a brother-in-law anymore, I want to be a father."
"Shameless enough, I like it, hahaha."
Huahua's face is blue, he is Hanako's father, so won't he become his daughter? Why does this man always want to take advantage?
After Hanako came back, she didn't realize this yet, and said that the braised eggs were good, and his braised eggs were awesome.
Lu Xiaodonkey smiled and took out Master Lu Ban with his backhand.
Final Lineup, Sky Realm:
The top single orange Youjing, the middle single Xiao Qiao, the jungler monkey, the shooter boiled egg, and the auxiliary Luban master.
Passerby lineup: top laner Chang'e, mid laner Diao Chan, jungler Han Xin, shooter no, Su Lie and Cai Wenji double.
It is also common to have a lineup without a shooter, and this lineup, which is not good or bad, can only be said to have a much lower margin for error.
After all, the shooter is too brittle and easy to target, and if you enter the field, you will be seconded, and it is better to have multiple meat shields.
The disadvantage is the lack of continuous output, in case you don't kill the opposite shooter in the first place, then the fun will be great, and the whole team will be a live target.
The other side is not stupid, it is obviously a style of play with Diao Chan as the core, Han Xin and Chang'e just cut the shooter to death,
Others forcibly protect Diao, and once Diao Chan takes off, no opponent without a shooter will come to deliver food.
Obviously, this is also a five-black team.
But Lao Lu doesn't care about them, this game is only used to hone proficiency, and it is not a qualifying match.
Entering the game, something interesting is coming, look at the name opposite, obviously it's all girls.
You asked Lao Lu how he knew, didn't you see what was written on the ID.
3 buildings 201 eldest sister, 3 buildings 201 second sister... 3 buildings 201 five sisters.
This group of girls is very skinny, and they come up to the public screen: "Fight tiger brothers, go into battle with father and son?" ”
Hanako hasn't done anything yet, and she choked Huahua enough, but isn't it, this is not a father and son soldier, and the girl is here.
There was joy in the live broadcast room, and they all ridiculed Lao Lu for picking up a bargain, and there was also a father-in-law called Lu Xiaodonkey, saying that he wanted to come to the door to propose marriage.
"Walk you!".
Still in the spring water, Lu Xiaodonkey's starting hand is a skill, and the eight mechanical arms are opened, pushing at the few people in front of him.
"Huh? Why not, didn't you say that you could push your teammates out? "I want to talk about "The Magic Pupil of Glory" with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~
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