Chapter Forty-Eight: Licking the Dog Until the Last Thing Is Left (Ask for Recommendation Votes!) )
The rest of the recess is in the middle of the day.
Tang Qiye began to inquire about this Jiang Gongzi from Xia Zhiyi, a little girl.
Jiang Gongzi's full name is "Jiang Zihao", he is 21 years old this year, and he is now a sophomore at Jinling Wuhan University.
According to the evaluation of the respected older generation in Jinling City, this son can be promoted to the heavenly level in less than five years, which is terrifying!
Although because of her handsome appearance, there are many girls who are extremely excellent in all aspects to admire and pursue, but the emotional history is still blank, and there is always a kind of indifference that rejects people thousands of miles away.
When he was a child, he once set a doll kiss with the concubine of the Murong clan in Kyoto [Murong Xianyun], but the two have never met so far.
At the beginning, the elders of the clan did not force it, and in the end, it depended on the wishes of the two themselves.
"That Murong Xianyun of the Murong family in Kyoto is my sister, she hates the most hated woman in this world, and she often talks about things when she has nothing to do, probably because her sister is too envious, jealous and hateful!"
Xia Zhiyi also emphasized this sentence.
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After all, this little girl is still young, so she doesn't know much information about that Jiang Zihao Jiang Gongzi.
Most of it is because my sister often talks about it and passively knows it.
"Teacher, why are you asking these questions, could it be that you want to know the information of your rival in advance, and prepare to snatch my sister's heart back from Jiang Gongzi?"
Xia Zhiyi asked with a look of anticipation, her eyes full of excitement and joy.
"Heh, you little girl thinks too much! There is no possibility for me and your sister, I can't be your brother-in-law in this life, so you will die of this heart!. ”
Tang Qiye was merciless, shattering her beautiful illusions and making her disillusioned in an instant.
"Then teacher, what do you think, it's been more than a year, when will my sister be able to retreat and give up Jiang Gongzi's cold egg completely!"
"With your sister's stubborn nature that can't be pulled back by nine real dragons, it is really harder to let her give up that Jiang Gongzi than to ascend to the sky! Unless one day, your sister meets a strange man who makes her even more tempting and flawless, and takes the initiative to impress her heart!
But I looked at it, and it seemed that there was no other man besides me who would meet this request, but I didn't dare to be interested in your sister, and I wouldn't take the initiative to pursue her!
So according to the normal plot development, your sister will probably spend the rest of her life as a licking dog for the rest of her life! ”
"Licking dogs? What licks dogs? ”
"Licking the dog is a magical creature, I'll tell you a story to Zhiyi and you'll understand-
Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiao Ming, and he fell in love with a woman named Xiao Hong.
So every day to Xiaohong shush the cold and ask for warmth, I care about it very much, for example, Xiaohong said that he wants to eat the unique food of other cities, he can drive all night without sleeping to buy it back, Xiaohong said what he likes, he has to save money to sell to each other without eating or drinking, and even Xiaohong and her boyfriend go out to play and have no money to open a house, he borrows money from his friends and transfers it to each other.
This kind of day lasted for more than two years, but the goddess Xiaohong didn't pay much attention to him on weekdays except when she needed him.
At this time, Xiao Ming's next-door neighbor friend Lao Wang ......"
"Wait! Why is the protagonist of the story called Xiao Ming Xiaohong, but Xiao Ming's next-door friend and neighbor are not called Xiao Wang but Lao Wang? ”
Xia Zhiyi interrupted and raised her inner doubts.
Suddenly an old king appeared, which really doesn't match the style of the story!
Because Lao Wang is an all-powerful legendary neighbor who often enthusiastically helps his neighbors solve family conflicts, everyone affectionately calls him Lao Wang.
About Lao Wang's great achievements and legendary life, I will tell you when Xiaoyi grows up, now let's get down to business, first tell the story of Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong.
Speaking of the helpful Comrade Wang, when he saw his friend Xiao Ming being depressed all day long because of his unhappy feelings, he took Xiao Ming to a Zen master for help.
After listening to the cause and effect, the Zen master brought a cup, let Xiao Ming hold it, and then poured boiling water into it.
The boiling water soon overflowed out of the cup and burned Xiao Ming's hand, Xiao Ming subconsciously let go of the cup, and the glass cup was instantly torn apart.
Then the Zen master stroked his white beard and said earnestly: "When it hurts, you will naturally learn to let go!" ’”
"Wow! This Zen master is so reasonable, at first glance, he is a wise elder who has at least cultivated at the heavenly level! I don't know if there is such a Zen master in reality, catch up with Ming'er...... Oh no, when my sister's lockdown is lifted, I'll take my sister with me too! ”
Xia Zhiyi exclaimed.
Tang Qiye shook his head:
"Don't worry, just keep listening to me.
After listening to the Zen master's words, Xiao Ming showed a thoughtful and enlightened expression, and after thinking for a long time, he took out a glass from his backpack and asked the old Zen master to continue pouring boiling water into it.
This time, the boiling water quickly overflowed the cup noodles.
But although Xiao Ming's fingers were blistered by boiling water, his face was pale and painful, he never let go of the glass in his hand.
The Zen master was stupid at the time, so he asked curiously about the reason.
Xiao Ming carefully put down the glass in his hand, and then said: "Because this glass was given to me by Xiao Hong, I must not let go and let it break!"
When the Zen master heard this, he threw the kettle in his hand and said convincingly: 'Lick the dog, it's really a cow beer!' The old man is completely convinced! ’”
"The ending of this story is really unexpected!"
Although there are many places that she doesn't understand, Xia Zhiyi still pretends to understand and exclaims.
"Who told you that this is the end of the story, and the wonderful is still to come!
After sighing at the cow beer licking the dog, the old Zen master waved his hand, and eighteen sturdy bald monks poured into the house, shouting the domineering slogan of 'Eighteen bronze men go out on the expedition, and the sky and earth do not grow a single inch of grass', and surrounded Xiao Ming and Lao Wang!
The old Zen master stood up and said solemnly to Xiao Ming and Lao Wang: "The cup that was broken just now must be compensated for one million!" Don't even think about walking out of the temple gate today!'
So, Xiao Ming, who was blackmailed, had no choice but to sell all his property and completely became a poor bastard with nothing!
This story tells us a very profound truth: [Lick the dog lick the dog, lick until there is nothing left!] 】”
After telling this wonderful and philosophical story, Tang Qiye, who felt a little dry, picked up the tea on the side and took a sip.
Prepare to meet Xia Zhiyi's exclamation that gradually transformed into her own exclusive little licking dog because she was afraid of the ferocity of her teacher.
But to his surprise, Xia Zhiyi was silent this time.
"What's wrong? Isn't the teacher's story exciting enough to accurately describe your sister's current state? He asked curiously.
saw Xia Zhiyi raise her hand and point outside.
Tang Qiye turned his head and saw the irascible old lady Xia Zhijun, who was standing at the door looking at him angrily.