Chapter Twenty-Three: I'm a Pigeon Villain, I Don't Have Feelings! (Thank you [President of the Central Academy of Drama] for your pride!) )
"Teacher, are you hungry, I'll peel an orange for you to eat!"
"Teacher, are you tired, I'll help you pinch your shoulders and beat your legs!"
"Teacher, are you thirsty, I'll make you a cup of tea, I used to learn tea ceremony with my mother for a while!"
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When her life was threatened, Xia Zhiyi turned into a licking dog mode for a second, and frantically curry favor with Tang Qiye, the tutor.
It is estimated that even the father and mother of the second lady of the Xia family have not enjoyed such good treatment.
"Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief! Say, Zhiyi, what's the matter with your little girl? ”
Tang Qiye felt that the state of the second lady of the Xia family was a little abnormal.
The beads of his eyes were rolling around, and he looked like a ghost spirit with bad intentions, and at first glance it didn't look like he was simply frightened, but had other plans.
"Teacher, aren't you very strong?"
Xia Zhiyi, the girl, did not answer the question, but changed her words and asked with great anticipation.
"That's natural! I am the Great Demon King who makes the heavens and all the worlds tremble with fear, have you forgotten the terrible scene you once saw in my eyes, Zhiyi? ”
Although he was essentially a weak chicken at this time, Tang Qiye still pretended to have the momentum that only a big guy has.
And Xia Zhilian's eyes lit up after hearing this affirmative answer.
It seems that he is secretly rejoicing about something.
"Teacher, my sister came back last night!" Zhiyi's little girl was extremely excited and said excitedly.
"Oh? And then what? ”
Tang Qiye, who pretended to be very calm on the surface, was actually panicked in his heart.
He had contact with Xia Zhiyi's sister last night.
Zhiyi, this little girl, first asked herself if she was strong, and now she suddenly mentioned that her sister was back, what does this mean?
Is it that she wants to communicate with her sister herself?
If that's the case, then the fact that I'm a weak chicken will soon be completely worn!
How can this work!
"My sister just held the completion ceremony two months ago, and she is also eighteen years old this year, and she is also in the third year of high school in Jiangyuan City after the start of school, and you look the same age as the teacher!"
"So what?"
"My sister is so beautiful, just like the fairy in the sky, there have been many boys around her since she was a child!"
"Forget it. Zhiyi, if you have something to say, let's just say it, don't detour me, what do you want to do to me? Tang Qiye, who was really confused, asked directly.
"Teacher, why don't you be my brother-in-law!" Xia Zhiyi looked excited, and her eyes were full of little stars in anticipation.
And Tang Qiye, who was eating citrus, almost choked on the orange flesh when he heard this.
What?
Let yourself ...... To be her brother-in-law?
This little girl's mind is not frightened by herself, is she?
The image he showed in front of her is a villain who kills people like hemp, and likes to blow up children to golden on both sides!
Didn't she push her own sister into the fire pit?
Is there such a sister?
Surface sisters?
"Why do you want me to be your brother-in-law, don't you know, teacher, I'm a very bad, very bad big villain?" He asked, puzzled.
"Yes!"
Xia Zhiyi nodded, and said confidently: "It is precisely because you are a bad person, teacher, that you are asked to be my brother-in-law!" When you become my brother-in-law, we will become a family, and you will not bully me every day, spank me at every turn and eat me, and you will not let my sister, mother, and me be bullied by other people outside!
Last night, I heard my mother praise you, saying that after your parents disappeared, there is still a younger sister in the family, and she has been super good and loving to her since she was a child, and even now she is still for her sister, and she does not hesitate to fight against the hateful second son of the Zhao family! ”
This is a wonderful plan that Xia Zhiyi, a little girl, finally came up with last night after careful consideration and hard thinking with her little brain!
If this devil teacher becomes his brother-in-law, then he will become his sister-in-law!
When the time comes, he will definitely care about his sister-in-law very much!
I've heard a saying before.,It seems to be called "half of my sister-in-law's ass is my brother-in-law's", although I don't quite understand what this sentence means.
But literally, it must be something to describe that the brother-in-law will care for and love the sister-in-law!
Besides, now let alone half of the ass, I can't keep my whole ass.
Yesterday, my ass was swollen by this devil teacher, and it still hurts!
If he were his brother-in-law, he would at least be able to protect half of his ass!
"But in this world, there are a lot of bad people, why do you choose me as your brother-in-law?"
Tang Qiye is now confused.
What kind of magical brain circuit does this little girl have?
He even has a kind of whether he has returned after being a villain in the heavens and all worlds for 10,000 years and 999 generations, the whole person is already old, and there is a huge generation gap between his thinking and his current youth.
As for Mrs. Xia mentioning herself and her sister, this was completely unexpected by him.
With the Xia family's power in Jiangyuan City, it couldn't be easier to find out the details of a person.
That's what he expects to see.
Not only can he prove his "innocence", but he can also use it to mysteriously disappear in the Shenzhou world for seven years, adding a touch of mystery to himself.
You can also explain why you came back after disappearing for seven years and suddenly became so good, and you have a reasonable explanation.
If you can't explain it, just push it on your own non-existent master outside the world.
"First, although you are bad, teacher, you are handsome and good-looking, and you happen to be a super match with my beautiful sister! After all, most of the bad guys now look weird and ugly, Xiaoyi doesn't want her sister to marry an ugly monster in the future, otherwise seeing an ugly brother-in-law every day will affect my appetite for delicious food every day! ”
What a face-watching society!
Appearance is the truth!
Tang Qiye nodded seriously and agreed with her words!
After all, as a senior villain professional in the 999th century, he has a deep understanding of the villain's appearance.
I guess it was born from the heart.
In addition, many villains will practice some inhumane dark and evil Dao exercises, so it does cause most of the villains to look strange.
And Tang Qiye, who took away these villains, didn't have any sense of substitution, and didn't even want to look in the mirror, so he wanted to be killed as soon as possible according to the original trajectory of fate.
So this return is the world of Shenzhou, and after regaining his original handsome and peerless appearance, he was moved to tears!
A sense of substitution! All of a sudden!
Xia Zhiyi, who had finished talking about the first reason, saw the devil teacher Tang Qiye nodding in agreement, so she took a deep breath, and plucked up the courage to continue with some trepidation:
"As for the second point, it is because of me that our Xia family lured the wolf into the room and recruited you, the teacher. Although your teacher seems quite normal now, he also promised that as long as Xiaoyi obediently listens to you, you will not hurt me and my family.
But what if the teacher becomes beastly one day and can't control the evil in his heart to attack me, my sister and my mother, and kill the entire Xia family?
It has already been said in the book that bad people generally don't talk about credit!
Therefore, the best way is for you to marry my sister and be my brother-in-law, and then we will be a family that loves each other, and you will not make a move on us even if you are furious! ”
Xia Zhiyi, this little girl, is well-founded and convincing.
And Tang Qiye next to him had a black line on his face.
Set the fox to keep the geese? Bestiality?
How do these two words sound weird?
made himself come to the Xia family to be a tutor, and he was greedy for the three sons of the Xia family's mother and daughter, stealing jade and stealing incense.
Are you the kind of person who will be seduced by beauty?
Inexistent!
I'm a pigeon villain, I don't have feelings!
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