Chapter 65: The Art of Water Characters (Special Chapter)

When Ye Hao heard it, this is still looking for himself? How did he know he was here?

"What's going on?" Ye Hao poked Xu Xiaoxiao, he always felt that it was Xu Xiaoxiao's ghost who reported the news.

Xu Xiaoxiao then remembered that Ye Hao was still in a state of women's clothing, and at this time, he called Ye Ritian over...

Ye Hao looked at Xu Xiaoxiao, who was blushing in front of him, and he thought that he already knew the answer.

Xu Xiaoxiao's hands were entangled, and he lowered his head and said in a voice that only he could hear, "I'm sorry, Brother Ye Hao, I didn't mean to"

Ye Ritian looked all over the audience, but still didn't find Ye Hao, but he saw Xu Xiaoxiao, but he didn't go to Xu Xiaoxiao, but looked at the figure of the three dogs and thought, how is this dog so similar to the flying dog that he lost before! But how is this dog's ass bald, so ugly.

The third dog looked at Ye Ritian, who was staring at his ass in front of him, and grinned, "Wangwang, what do you see, I haven't seen a handsome dog!" Believe it or not, I'll bite you! ”

This bark can be blinded to Ye Ritian, this dog can talk?

Cai Xukun and they were shocked, what a dog who is not afraid of death, and dares to provoke Causeway Bay to carry the handle if he can speak?

"Three dogs must not be rude" Ye Hao stood up, using the voice of the royal sister, and he couldn't tell that this would be a man at all.

Ye Ritian glanced at Ye Hao, who was really amazed, this Ye Hao can now be regarded as a country and a city, but this height is true...

A one-meter-eight woman, even if she thinks about it, no matter how beautiful she is, she is not as tall as the other party, or she is as tall as the other party, and she is always a little uncomfortable.

"What breed of dog is this? Can you talk?" Ye Ritian asked Ye Hao, but Ye Hao wanted this effect.

He's going to be ruthless...

Ye Hao pretended to be reserved and covered his mouth lightly, "The official said that he laughed, this dog is a parrot dog, a parrot dog, an official~"

"Congratulations to the host for installing an incredible force, special reward coping points +2000"

In addition to Ye Ritian, even the three dogs were surprised, this Ye Hao is really coquettish now, the official almost sent them away, and even Xu Xiaoxiao began to doubt Ye Hao's gender.

Ye Ritian had a cold face, "I'm married"

"Official, it's okay, the slave family can be a concubine" Ye Hao learned from the ancient woman to cover her mouth with one hand and smiled.

"Congratulations to the host for installing a gender-neutral force, pretending to be forced +1000"

Ye Ritian was still unmoved, "Is this dog yours?" ”

Ye Hao sighed, "What did the official say, the whole slave family is an official"

"Congratulations to the host for installing a force that even the system has to admire.,Loading force points +2000"

"Girl, don't be like this, I'm already married, I won't like you, I'm here to find a brother of mine this time, his name is Ye Hao, do you know?" Ye Ritian still has a cold face, he only leaves Ye Hao in the state of comics, and treating strangers with a cold male god Fan is his state.

Ye Hao smiled in his heart, Lao Tzu is standing in front of you, you don't know you in a women's dress?

"Oh, the official is talking about Brother Ye Hao! I know, I know, I ran over there" Ye Hao pointed in the direction of the east.

When Ye Ritian heard this, he clenched his fists and said, "Then thank you girl, Ye Mou will be grateful another day!" ”

After saying that, I went east... Left behind a bewildered crowd.

"Officials often come to play~" Ye Hao waved his hand, and finally escaped by relying on his own ingenuity, otherwise he would be embarrassed.

Ye Ritian, who was halfway through, wasn't Xu Xiaoxiao there just now? Didn't I look for her! What's going to happen here?!

"Look at what, let's continue to compare!" Ye Hao rolled up his sleeves, he didn't finish the comparison, go on, he wants to let Caixu Kun cut off his children and grandchildren today!

Cai Xukun took a step back, and the bodyguard behind him also took a step back.

"What kind of species are you!" Cai Xukun shouted in the air, he is very afraid of Ye Hao now, after all, if the other party has schizophrenia, then won't he be done with the game?

Ye Hao pursed his lips, if it weren't for his own chicken juice, then he might have been laughed to death now.

"Hello, girl" Ye Ritian's voice came again, Ye Hao turned his head, looked at it, and immediately covered his face, why is this Ye Ritian here again!

"Oh, why are you here again" Ye Hao covered his face and cried, he should have left earlier, and now the trouble is coming again!

Ye Ritian was taken aback, why is Ye Hao's voice different now than just now?

Ye Hao hurriedly coughed and changed back to the royal sister's voice, "Oh, sorry sir, I didn't mean to say it in front of you, it's just that this little bastard is really unbearable for me"

Ye Ritian nodded, "Oh, my God, you don't have to worry too much, I won't pursue it too much, because then you will go to eighteen layers of hell like Satan the Devil." ”

He had been in Fa Guo for a period of time, so the translation tone was like eating and drinking water for him, and Ye Hao in front of him would too, it seems that his family background is not simple!

"Oh! My God! These idiots from hell make me can't believe my eyes! Oh my God, please calm me down, I'm so excited that I can't breathe right now! How can I, a beautiful woman, still bear such suffering! Ye Hao has no tears at this time, is it better to have tears, he just wants to use the translator to persuade Ye Ritian to quit, why did he still pick it up.

Ye Ritian didn't panic at all, and even took it, "Oh my God, my dear, speaking of this, you remind me of the apple pie I ate at Maria's house yesterday, it tastes terrible, it's just like this stinky leather shoe."

Ye Hao was about to cry, he knew that he would be like this, and he would not have to speak in this damn translation tone a long time ago.

Everyone on the side was stunned, what would these two people talk about?

"Oh my God!" Lai Yifa covered her head, "It's like God said, is this the word water, oh my God, it's like it now, I really wish my grandmother Jenny could come and give me a cup of taro mash macchiato to suppress the shock"

Lai Yifa had also learned to translate, so he knew something, and the current situation was very similar to what he had heard of before, and if it was true, oh, it would be like a tornado, it was terrible!

Cai Xukun looked puzzled, "What do you mean?" ”

Lai Yifa looked at the crowd and began to explain, "This is actually a special type of technology, and this technology is a great discovery!"

This technology has a technical term – the word water!

The word water, as the name suggests, pays attention to a word, water, speaking of the original mediocre word and a paragraph exaggerated description, to achieve the realm of water, the highest level of this technology is to achieve the word water to the point where it is impossible to perceive.

For example, the passage I just said is actually a bunch of unnecessary nonsense, but this is the essence of the word water, to simplify it into complexity, and to the point that water has no limit.

And this technology as far as I know, the strongest one is called the second generation of water people, and his water character technology is first-class, which can be said to have reached the Mahayana level!

The translation we just heard actually belongs to the category of water characters, and the effect of water words is obvious, and the meaning of explaining the least with the most words is the ultimate meaning of water words!

Only the word water can become the most beautiful boy in the crowd! ”

After Lai Yifa finished explaining, everyone nodded like an initiation, they had already deeply understood the meaning of the word water!

Cai Xukun clapped his hands, "Listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years, wonderful, wonderful!" ”

Those bodyguards also nodded their heads, and they also knew that this water word actually had little effect on them, and they only had one or two lines, nodding and clapping their hands was the real meaning of their existence.

Xu Xiaoxiao looked at Ye Hao and Ye Ritian in front of him, and the two of them were still continuing the water character.

"It's unbelievable, like Schrödinger's cat, but I'm sorry sir I can't go on, I think it should be my mother Maria calling me" Ye Hao saluted, and lifted the back of the neck of the three dogs very elegantly, "Oh, my parrot dog three dogs, say goodbye to Mr. Ritian, otherwise I think he must think you are like a dish, quick"

The three dogs were carried by Ye Hao and pinched the back of fate's neck, and could only cooperate and grin at Ye Ritian, "Wang, Wang, Wang"

Ye Hao smiled and kicked Sangouzi's buttocks, then squatted down and approached Sangouzi's ears, "I specially asked you to say goodbye to him"

"Woo woo" The three dogs had no choice but to be forced to accept, "Hello, goodbye!" Wangwang"

Ye Ritian also smiled and made a gentleman's salute, "Okay, respectable lady"

Before Ye Ritian could ask Ye Hao's name, Ye Hao drove the nitrogen acceleration at a speed of 100 meters and ran away with the three dogs.

Looking at the figure of Ye Hao who was fleeing, Ye Ritian smiled and shook his head, "Oh, my God, look at this energetic appearance, this is really a beautiful woman full of vitality."

The rest, one by one, never thought that it would be such a result, one by one stood there with a confused face, who am I, where am I? What am I going to do...