Chapter 698: Femdom Alius
I'm not joking, although I'm still a lone ranger for the time being, but looking at what Akara means, there is indeed a plan for the four of us to form a temporary team to deal with emergencies.
The last time the fifth master's mission was probably an attempt by Akara to see if the four of us could get together, in fact, I had a good conversation with Seattlek and Carlos, and the most important thing was Sister Sharna, to see if this arrogant Queen Her Royal Highness could cooperate with everyone.
Judging by the results, Akara is quite satisfied.
The only thing she didn't expect was that the task given by the fifth master was to erase the former first warrior of the angel clan, although in the end the four of us still completed the task and came back, however, Akara did not murmur bad things about the fifth master behind his back, after all, the aura of the first warrior of the angel clan was too prominent for anyone, and it was so prominent that it was more than the three major demon gods.
The KFC team had practice in the afternoon, and after a little chat, they said goodbye to us.
"I said, don't you have any thoughts in your heart when you see Ricken and them?"
Silently taking a few steps, I couldn't help but sigh when I looked back at the wood-like Alius who was shrouded in black.
The words of the master, Alius, do not understand! ”
Alius looked up at me slightly, and from the shadow of the cloak a pair of clear blue eyes filled with the slightest hint of stupid doubt.
"Ricken, they're practicing."
In order to let this dead rotten girl with a brain full of rotten things also think about something else, I decided to use a kind way to wake her up.
Well, Alyus, I see. In exchange for a heavy nod from the other party.
"See, don't you have anything to say?"
Well, Aleus, want to find, inspiration! "This guy is very faithful to exposing his thoughts.
"I said, your brother Hans will cry, he will really cry."
Seeing Alius clenched his fists, looking up ahead, his soul burning, I cried before Hans.
"Were you like that before? When I practice, I always run out by myself, "That, looking for inspiration, uh, it's looking for inspiration." ”
"Uh-huh! Alyus, before it was just, once in a while! This time, Alyus shook his head.
"When did that start, give me the same serious practice with the team as before, stupid!!" I immediately pointed at the other person and yelled.
"Teacher." Without the slightest hesitation, the finger pointed straight at me.
"Don't say it's like I'm leading you down this weird path, bastard!!" I slammed the coffee table of my soul and complained vigorously.
"Teacher, do you want to look for inspiration together, with Alius?" Full of anticipatory eyes.
No, this guy has fallen into self-frenzy, and has completely regarded me as a "revolutionary aspirant", and he can't listen to anything anymore.
Oh, it's not a good idea for you to follow me all day, I'm going to leave soon. ”
I sighed and said earnestly, although I understood Alius's dependence as if she had found her own place, but I couldn't stay with her all the time.
"Teacher, want to go?"
Raising his head dumbfoundedly, Alius had an expression so lonely that I couldn't look at it directly.
"Yes, didn't you just hear me and Ricken?"
"Zailius, very disappointed."
With his head down, Alius expressed his extreme loss in his heart to me in a straightforward manner through his words and expressions.
"I'm sorry, Alyus"
"Lost, no, inspired."
Ahh
"Anyway, you can't rely on me all the time, how about trying to talk to people as well?"
"Alyus, and" others, talking? ”
With an expression of embarrassment that made the sheep eat meat, Alius muttered timidly.
"That's right, believe me, Alius, you are also a beauty, there will be many adventurers willing to talk to you, by the way, let's set a goal first, with the goal of making a hundred friends, what do you think?"
"A hundred", ? ”
Alius looked at me like a cowardly squirrel about to shrink into a hole, and took a few steps back timidly, muttering to himself with soap in his mouth.
"One really
"A hundred
"A hundred, ** man ,?!!"
No, no, no, please don't make up for it in your brain without authorization, you don't have to limit men, and don't show a happy expression! Don't squirt nosebleeds, you rotten girl!!
Drink!! I hit
A crisp snap echoed high above Camp Rogue.
Putting away the roll of paper, Alius was already holding his head at this time, squatting tremblingly, looking like he was about to cry, and kept muttering stupid things like "inspiration, it was photographed" and "only fifty left".
Really, how many tastes do you have to have to think of a hundred men, is this guy really saved? Looking at Alius, who could only use the remaining fifty men, began to fantasize and kept wiping his nosebleeds, I was speechless.
A crisp sound sounded again.
"Woo, it's gone, it's gone, fifty "it's gone," Alyus's mournful cry rang out.
"Be serious, or I'll have to go back."
"Alius, no, make friends."
Screaming and wiping away the nosebleed, Alius's face darkened slightly, implying his loneliness for decades in this sentence, and then lowered his head, looking dejected.
"Of course you can't make friends like you are now, let me teach you the real secret."
"Uh-huh!! Yes, teacher
Nodding his head sharply, Alius cast an adoring gaze.
I didn't expect that I, an otaku who is not good at socializing, also have a day of making friends with others, ha
Thinking of this, I let out a detached laugh, and my whole body turned pale.
However, even an otaku who has a hard time communicating will have his own secrets: "Alius, you listen carefully to me!! ”
Suddenly, my whole body ignited, and I condescendingly pointed at Alius, clenched my fists, and let out a loud voice of otaku for the unresponsible salvation.
"Oooh! Alyus, listen! ”
Another member of the otaku group, the rotten girl Alius, also followed the other party's momentum and clenched his fists.
"If you want to make friends, you have to learn to complain first, you know? Alyus !!!! ”
Alius pondered, and the atmosphere was silent for a moment.
"Ah!!h
Alius, who suddenly woke up, suddenly raised his head and looked at the sky, as if he saw light, hope, and ...... Sentiment.
"I see, that's right, Aarius, I see, hmm!!"
"Tut, I told you last time, but you look like now, tsk"
Looking left and right at Alius, I shook my head, to be honest, this dead rotten girl's current level of complaining is not very good, and her whole body is full of complaints that make others complain.
And the biggest factor hindering her from playing is the four-character mantra, the so-called complaining, most of the time it is to be done in one go, and it can't be interrupted halfway, like this guy who will bite his tongue when he says the fifth word, unless he is a different way to create a new way of complaining, otherwise there is little hope.
"Don't underestimate it, Alet, as long as, get serious, Alius, too, very powerful."
At the flash of contempt in my eyes, Alius erupted, and looked at me with serious eyes, with a look of confidence.
"Oh? Then let me see how good you are when you get serious. With a hint of provocation in my tone, I raised my chin and said to Alyus.
A few steps ahead, he pulled two meters away from me, then turned around, ripped off his cloak and hat, faced me face, and bowed slightly.
"Alyus, it's time to begin!"
As if captured by Aleus's astonishing momentum and confidence, for a moment the flow of time seemed to slow down, and she was seen to bend her left arm in her direction, and then pointed to her elbow with her right hand.
"Here, the heart is bent"
A cold wind blew, and the atmosphere was silent for a moment.
"Poof!!"
Alius couldn't help himself, turned his back, covered his mouth and smiled and bent over.
Who can sue me, where is the point of complaining about this sentence?
It didn't seem to be over yet, after laughing enough at the "joke" she had just performed, Alius's expression was straight, and he faced me with confidence again, revealing a stern gaze, and then, with his palms, he lifted his white round cheeks high and kept squeezing them up. Make a cute grimace and say in a muffled voice.
"Here, it fell"
The cold wind blew again.
"Puff one"
This time, Alius squatted on the ground with a smile.
Who can tell me where the point of complaining is, where exactly is it. Who can sue me bastard?!
I'm really going to cry.
In short, one thing that is confirmed is that this dead rotten girl's understanding of funny is not ordinary strange, and the laughter is not ordinarily low.
"All in all, before learning to complain, you have to change your own faults, four-word faults."
"First of all, start with the simplest and follow me first. One two three four five. ”
In short, the teaching began.
Alius: "One, two, three, four, ha, a, nine"
Me: "
It's over, this guy is really not saved.
"Well, you concentrate and count your fingers. Count one by one, like this, one, two, three, four, five.
Like a fool, I counted them on my five fingers, but luckily there were no adventurers nearby, otherwise I would have been ashamed to crash to death.
Alius lowered his head, spread his five fingers, looked at his five delicate and lovely fingers in a daze, and then slowly counted them.
"Good, shit bastard!!" I lifted the coffee table of my soul again.
"Ahh That's it, spitting? That's amazing! Alyus clapped his hands.
"Don't try to change the subject, and don't give me to be clever in practice, or I'll use this terrible roll of paper until you forget your own preferences."
With the end of the roll of paper, the sun of Alius was pressed heavily, I gritted my teeth and said, feeling the terrible courage coming from the roll tube, Alius nodded busily.
As a result, after trying his best and practicing again and again, he knew that the dazzling sun hanging in the sky had become red and clear, and Alius still did not make any progress at all, either biting his tongue or pausing for too long in the fifth word.
"Aryuz, you're defeated."
Finally frustrated to his knees, Alius let out a muffled cry with his already numb tongue.
She probably said more than she had said in the previous decades combined.
"Are you really an adventurer? I don't think it's because I don't want to learn. ”
I can't believe that Alius would show such a clumsy side in his language, and it even makes me wonder if this guy is being cursed by someone to never be able to say the fifth word in a row.
"Alius, I want the teacher, keep teaching, go down."
Muttering softly, Alius secretly raised his head to look at me, and then drooped down in frustration, his brilliant red hair like a flame, and he looked a little listless.
"It's impossible, you and I are not on the same team. ※ With a bitter smile in my heart, I began to think about the right to "That's it, I'll teach you how to complain within two sentences of five words first, and you go back and practice it for me, you know?" ”
So, seeing the setting sun and teaching Alius a few words, I took her to the hotel of the Hambagh team, and finally threw the big trouble back to Hans.
As a result, early the next morning, I was awakened by the commotion outside.
"Alius, you guy!!"
Unable to groom up, with stray hair and a terrible sleeping face, I was like an angry lion. Holding the artifact roll in one hand, he rushed out of the tent angrily, but was stunned.
It wasn't Alius, it was the leader of the sect, "Ahem, it's her brother the wizard Hans."
"Brother Arthas, Hannah has been weird since she came back yesterday. What the hell is wrong with you? ”
Seeing me rushing out, Hans said anxiously, and didn't care to ask me to answer, so he pulled me straight to where they had fallen and ran as fast as he could.
"What kind of strange method is it, you should tell me first." I asked aloud as I straightened up my lion-like fluffy hairstyle.
See for yourself. ”
After answering this, Hans quickened his pace, and soon came to the hotel where their party had settled.
No, you stand here and watch. ”
Upstairs, pointing to a closed wooden door in the deepest part of the hallway, Hans whispered, then let go of me, took a few steps forward, knocked on the doorknob, and softened his voice before speaking.
"Hannah, are you in there?"
"it!!"
The words were strange, and from inside the door came the unique, unemotional, but surprisingly clean voice of Alius.
Hans, who was deeply shocked, crouched in the corner of the aisle with tears streaming down his face, drawing in circles, and muttering something gloomy in his mouth.
"That" Brother Hans, are you alright? ”
Looking at Hans, whose entire figure seemed to have turned pale, I asked out loud with some certainty.
It's okay, it's okay, how can such a trivial matter defeat my Hans?! ”
Standing up staggering against the wall, Hans said fiercely with the expression of a red-eyed gambler.
Then, pat your tense cheeks and try to relax and let yourself smile like a brother. Hans knocked on the door again, and spoke in a pleasant voice.
"Hannah, it's me, I'm your brother Hans."
"You're a good guy!!"
As soon as the words fell, the voice of Alyus came from inside the door.
Holding his heart, Hans staggered back with a pale face, giving me a confused look.
Duo knows why, every time I hear this, my single man in his fifties heart aches faintly, and he can't breathe, Brother Alsace, do you think I have some strange disease? ”
Stacks, it's normal. ”
I patted the crumbling Hans with a sympathetic gaze and comforted him.
"Hannah will be handed over to you, I have to go back, take a good rest, take a good rest, maybe, this rest, I will never get up again"
With a dejected look and tone, Hans stumbled and disappeared into his room.
In this regard, I can only silently bless each other's backs, Brother Hans, being single also has the benefits of being single, and good people also have the happiness of good people, you have to hold on.
Then again, is it a coincidence or something else? Yesterday I only taught Alyus two sentences, and it was so powerful.
That's right, five of the ones I taught to Jyrus. The tone of complaining within the words is these two sentences.
it!
You're a good person!
As a result, Hans was all hit.
What a tragic fellow, maybe he's one of the candidates to covet Finney's throne as the Tragic Emperor.
"Alius, it's me, I'm coming in."
Shaking my head with a sigh, I took a few steps forward, knocked on the door and shouted a few times, then pushed the door open and entered Alius's room.
The layout inside is "decent and rigid as this is a hotel."
Alius sat on the bed in a daze, repeating over and over the two words I had taught her the previous day.
This guy, it shouldn't be that he didn't sleep all night last night, and has been practicing until now, watching Alius skillfully pick up a large wooden cup containing a juice that has the effect of moistening his throat from the counter on the edge of the bed, take a few sips, and then continue to practice, I can't help but break out in a cold sweat on my forehead.
"Alyus!!"
When he came to the bed and shouted, Alius came to his senses and quickly turned to face me.
"Again! Old"
In the middle of her sentence, she suddenly covered her mouth tightly, took a deep breath, and then pointed straight at me with great momentum.
"Fuck it, you bastard!"
No, I guess now is not the time to complain. ”
"You're a good guy."
"Please stop, you've been practicing all night, don't you have to say these two sentences already?"
"it!"
"Stop and hear it!"
"You're a good guy!"
A crisp sound sounded.
I should have come to my senses. ”
Putting away the roll of paper, I looked at Alius with murderous eyes.
I hate it when people say it to me.
"Ahh
Alius, who had just come to his senses, looked around with a confused gaze, and then seemed to have forgotten something, lowered his head and thought hard, and finally suddenly slapped his palms and pointed at me with a serious expression.
"You're hairy!"
I fell headfirst to the ground.
Alius is a rotten girl today, it's interesting, the plot of the second world camp is over here, and I'll go back in the next chapter.