Chapter 49: Three Exam Questions
The three of them were silent for a while, staring at the little bald head in unison: "Our three giants are quarreling, please squat in the corner of the wall!" ”
"What? I'm a small character, can you figure out how popular my "One Punch" is now? I'm the most popular protagonist at the moment, OK? ”
Saitama's environmental protection arms, shiny bald head blooming brighter than the sun, he must let the already angry sea of dead fire realize what the real rookie king is!
Luffy: "Huh~"
Naruto: "Hmph~"
Ichigo Kurosaki: "Cut~"
Everyone said in unison: "Little bald head, you don't understand the terrifying popularity of the three major migrant workers!" ”
Saitama smiled proudly: "If you have hundreds of millions of popular sales, I can break it with one punch!" ”
Luffy: "Overlord color understands. ”
Naruto: "Spiral Pill understands. ”
Kurosaki Ichigo: "Let's take a look at the crescent moon tenchong. ”
The four giants are desperately bragging here, no one is convinced, and they are all vying to be big brothers!
"Wow! You're having a good time, you~"
Just when they were about to turn into a big battle, Fang Fan walked over with his hands behind his back and a smile on his face.
"Huh-"
The four of them were excited at the same time, and they shivered coldly.
The king is coming, and something is wrong!
Naruto reacted the fastest, turning his head and wanting to run.
"You still want to run if you pretend to be better?!"
With a wave of his hand, Fang Fan directly grabbed Naruto's collar and slipped him back like a chick.
"Come on, I'll take a look at you when you rub a ball!" Fang Fan slapped Naruto on the back of the head, causing the latter's tears to almost fall.
"I... I haven't learned it yet. Naruto's face was full of grievances and he stammered.
"Then what are you bragging about?!"
Fang Fan was happy and rewarded Naruto with a pot sticker.
"And you, what about Overlord? Crescent moon day opposition? Invincible fists? ”
Subsequently, he taught Luffy, Saitama, and Kurosaki Ichigo a lesson one by one, and the king's tiger power was vividly displayed here, and the four major generals didn't even dare to gasp.
These little wastes, relax a little, and they start to swell!
Fang Fan was very angry, and the consequences were serious.
"Stand upright, stand up!"
As soon as the words fell, Luffy and the four of them immediately stood in a row obediently, revealing a loyal and courageous expression of sacrificing their hearts for His Majesty the King.
Fang Fan's calm gaze swept over the peach tree, as well as the three cigarettes inserted on a small mound of dirt below, the aroma was permeating, he was indeed a social person.
These guys have nothing to do and dare to worship in the past, just become brothers in life and death and immediately quarrel over who will be the big brother, if he doesn't make a timely move, it is likely to turn into a vicious *** incident!
A group of surface brothers~
Fang Fan sighed with emotion.
"This king now has an important task that needs to be done by one person, which of you would like to?" He swept lightly over the crowd.
Luffy said, "Naruto! ”
Naruto said, "Ichigo! ”
Kurosaki Ichigo said, "Saitama! ”
Saitama looked around blankly and said, "Luffy! ”
Hearing these words of throwing the pot at each other, Fang Fan couldn't help but show a sly smile: "Okay, the four of you come to have a competition, whoever loses will do it, okay!" ”
"Than what?" Luffy asked curiously.
"Well...... this"
Fang Fan thought seriously for a while, looking at the pure eyes of the four people, the corners of his mouth gradually outlined a dangerous arc: "Then let's study!" ”
"Poof......
When everyone heard about the competition, they almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Learn... Learn?!
This unfamiliar word made their whole body chill, and their legs and stomachs were shaking all the time.
Luffy has been under the excellent training of a group of bandits since he was a child, running around in the forest all day long, it is estimated that he has not even gone to school, Naruto's academic performance is obvious to all, basically zero, Kurosaki Ichigo is a bad boy in school, and Comrade Saitama, who is an unemployed person, is definitely not much better at homework.
For these battle maniacs, learning can be said to be a fatal wound!
"Listen to the question ...... below"
Fang Fan said methodically: "First question, what is the cleanest way to mop the floor?" ”
Everyone frowned and thought seriously for a long time.
"Mop!" Luffy.
"Broomstick!" Naruto said.
"Rags!" Ichigo Kurosaki.
"With... With a tongue? Saitama hesitated.
"Poof......
When Fang Fan heard Saitama's outrageous answer, he almost fell.
Mopping the floor with your tongue?
You can figure it out.
Why don't you use your big bald head!
"It's all wrong!"
He was a little speechless and said the answer: "Force! ”
The crowd is petrified.
"The second question, failure is the mother of success, so what is success a failure?
The crowd began to meditate again.
"Don't rob, don't rob me, I know this!"
As if he had picked up a treasure, Luffy said excitedly, "Son! ”
"Bang~"
Fang Fan directly gave him a burst of chest: "Wrong! ”
"Daughter?"
Naruto blinked tentatively.
"Smack!"
It's another slap in the face.
"Grandson?" Ichigo Kurosaki added.
"Granddaughter?" Saitama said dumbfoundedly.
Fang Fan said word by word: "Anti... Righteousness... Word! ”
The crowd fainted!
Fang Fan burst out laughing, it's okay to tease this group of guys with brain teasers, it's quite interesting.
"Alright, last question!"
Fang Fan showed a serious expression, and finally gave the ultimate problem: "How to make 8 8's equal to 1000?" ”
To be honest, with Luffy and the others approaching -00 IQ, this kind of topic is a bit difficult for them.
Everyone racked their brains and thought about it for a long time, but in the end, they still stared at each other, and could only shake their heads bitterly: "I don't know!" ”
Fang Fan smiled faintly: "888+88+8+8+8!" ”
Luffy: "......"
Naruto: "......"
Ichigo Kurosaki: "......"
Saitama gave a thumbs up: "Your Majesty, you are too powerful!" ”
Sensible!
This sycophant is comfortable, but do you think you can get away with slapping my ass?
Fang Fan smiled maliciously and said, "Okay, after the test of the above three questions, Luffy, Naruto, Saitama and Kurosaki Ichigo are judged to be 0 points, all of them fail, you should be mentally prepared first, there will be good things waiting for you in a while~"
"Huh~"
The words "good deeds" came out of the mouth of His Majesty the King, and they felt a tingling in their scalps.
Real experience tells them that whenever His Majesty is about to entrust them with a heavy task, it is either cannon fodder, or a shield, not a bait, or a coolie!
It's never good anyway!
There is such a boss on the stall, blue thin ~ shiitake mushrooms ~
"Your Majesty, ask weakly, what exactly do you plan to let us do?" Naruto finally couldn't help it and asked boldly.
"Anla~ When have I ever cheated you, it's definitely a good thing, a good thing that even the gods can't touch!"
Fang Fan's gentle words made the four of them feel a chill, and they even felt that their lives were about to be threatened.
O dear Your Majesty!
When are you ...... Don't fool us!
A group of people secretly slandered in their hearts.