There's still something wrong with Loki's side.

Before Shen Du left the Marvel world, he left him with the task of integrating the power of the Avengers and twisting this superhero group into a rope.

But it's a pity that Mr. Loki perfectly messed up Mr. Shen Du's confession, and several people from the Avengers in the original work did get together, but as for the cohesion-

"OKOK, it's the fifth time, it's the fifth meeting, please don't let me down again! Gentlemen, my dearest heroic gentlemen! ”

The black bald head with an eye patch propped up the table with his hands, and a rare look of annoyance appeared on Sima's face.

"Hey, sir."

The glamorous woman sitting behind the round table below with her hands crossed her chest said dissatisfiedly, "I think it's time for you to get a pair of glasses." ”

"Oh my gosh, sorry sorry, I'm too busy, but I think I can be forgiven, we both know what happened during this time,"

S.H.I.E.L.D. Boss Nick Fury rubbed his head, "Forgive me, my best agent Romanoff, well, and,"

His eyes squinted as he looked at the woman on the other side of the round table, "Miss Tony, our two superheroines." ”

"I promise, Fury."

The beautiful woman is wearing a men's suit, which looks quite eccentric, but if it is matched with her delicate appearance, she has a strange sense of harmony, and it can only be said that beautiful people are beautiful in everything.

However, although she is beautiful, the words in her mouth are quite polite, "If you talk nonsense, believe me, you will never want to taste the sensation of a hot laser scattering in your narrow and long intestines." ”

"Hey,"

On the other side of the round table, Loki, who was lazily lying on the table like a cat, propped up his head and smiled, "Don't say that, Stark, maybe our Mr. Nick has this hobby?" Don't look down on the limits of human beings. ”

"Hahahaha, human beings are amazing."

As his brother's advocacy, the stupid big Thor laughed while getting used to beer.

"Hmph."

Miss Stark, who has been arrogant and angry lately, just snorted coldly.

"Whenever I think that the safety of the earth depends on you guys to save it, I feel a pain in my head."

Fury rubbed his temples, and the only remaining eye was bloodshot.

"That's what you said, Fury, then I'll go back first, I've fought before, he's not as powerful as we thought!"

Miss Stark didn't give face at all, and stood up directly, she was full of confidence, after all, she had a brief fight with the Ancient One Master who pretended to be Shen Du before, "I'll punish that bastard." ”

"Alright, stop making a fuss, Stark."

The man who had been silent spoke up, very handsome, a man who looked like a great man, wearing a slightly loose casual attire, but still couldn't hide his bulging muscular curves, and there was a shield on the table in front of him, "Nick is right, the current state of affairs requires the strength of all of us. ”

"Oh, are you ordering me?"

Miss Toni looked back in amazement and exclaimed, "Ordered you to be handsome, golden, smart and wise Uncle Tony?" ”

"Uncle? Poof—"

Loki couldn't help but laugh.

"Take care of your mouth, wizard!"

Stark's face darkened, and he turned his head to yell at Loki.

"Wouldn't that be nice?"

Loki does not show weakness, he needs to play his role well, otherwise it will be easy to collapse if the character changes too quickly, "A forty-year-old uncle has become a young beautiful girl, and he has made a lot of money, isn't it?" Try a game you've never tried before, and you might be able to open the door to a new world. ”

"If you want to me off, I'll admit you did, you stupid wizard who doesn't even know how to transfigulate!"

Miss Stark sneered, and the suitcase in her hand smashed directly to the ground, and her foot was already on the box.

"Click, click, click."

After a dazzling transformation operation, he was already wearing a handsome armor.

"Hey, Tin Man, what do you want to do to my brother? Hiccup~"

The hammer god, who was smirking and drinking on the side, burped and held the hammer in front of Loki.

"I said, transformation is useless to you,"

The old god Loki hid behind Thor and said slowly, "Your body itself is a woman now, and it is not a situation that Transfiguration can solve at all. ”

Hey, temporary appearance changes Loki is perfectly achievable, but it's not necessary, isn't it? Wouldn't it be nice to have a big piece of like this?

"Huh? Is it? ”

Miss Stark chuckled, "Can you turn into a horse and give birth to another horse, but not turn me back to what I was?" ”

"Shut up!"

Now it was Loki's turn to face black.

It is well known that in the real Asgard, Loki and Thor are brothers, but in Norse mythology on Earth, Loki is the brother of Odin, Thor is his nephew, and Hela is also his daughter.

But it doesn't matter, the important thing is that the mythical Loki has a remarkable black history, that is, he once mated with a mare and another horse, and finally gave birth to Odin's mount, the eight-legged god Maslebnir.

"Oh, I think I should go back today and buy a film company, I have a great idea and it's like moving it to the big screen,"

Toni was unforgiving, and said proudly, "What do you think of the strength of Loki, the god of mischief, who turns into a mare and then falls in love with another?" Later gave birth to a bunch of ponies, allowing the Valkyries to change their mounts as well? ”

"Hey, that's great."

Loki laughed angrily, stood up and waved the spiritual scepter in his hand, and the atmosphere between the two was already tense.

"Alright, Tony! Loki! Now is not the time for infighting! ”

The man who was supposed to be the leader of the Avengers, Mr. Steve Rogers, Captain America, couldn't help but stand up and say, "What we should do now-"

"Shut up, American butt!" Loki said unceremoniously angrily.

"This time I agree with Mr. Mare." Stark looked back politely, "Introduce me to your fitness trainer later." ”

"Oh? Are you ready to make your buttocks more shapely? No, Miss Tony, you already have it. ”

Loki sneered.

"Are you ready for Ragnarok? God! ”

There was already a light flickering in Tony's palm.

"That's enough!"

Fury slapped himself in the face in despair, these two bastards are both desperate problem children, but if there is one less, it will definitely be much easier to deal with, but the two collide together, that is, Mars hits the earth, and it is expected that these people will save the world, is his idea really correct? Otherwise, pat your ass and wait for the world to be destroyed.

The cohesion of the Avengers really needs to be improved.

Fortunately, Mr. Villain, who came specifically for this matter, made a sassy debut!

"Boom!"

The walls were blasted open, and the wind swept in, and unknown monsters invaded, and no one but Loki saw the wind-swept figure.

"Enemy attack!"

Loki shouted at the top of his voice, and Shen Du, who was standing on the table, felt how happy he looked.

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