Chapter 6 Wine and meat pass through the intestines

Li Shuwen's was held up by purple light and smashed towards Tang Dabao!

Seeing this, Tang Dabao hurriedly jumped up and dodged the vicious attack, and at this time, all the people around him dispersed.

Only the two of them were fighting, and they didn't intend to touch the two of them

Tang Dabao patted the dust on his body and looked at the room, where Xiaomei was gently coaxing Li Shuwen to sleep.

Li Shuwen looked at Xiaomei with big eyes, clapping his hands and laughing with a smile, smiling very sweetly, and his eyelids seemed to be getting more and more tired.

Xiaomei was singing a nursery rhyme softly, and the purple light on her hand gently patted Li Shuwen's arm: "You are a lovely child, you are safe and sound......

Her soft voice, wishing her children well, spoke in a dialect of a place, not the official language of the country.

"Hey, hey." Slowly, Li Shuwen's breathing became even.

Xiaomei gently helped him cover the quilt, looked at Li Shuwen's white and red face, and said, "It's so cute." ”

Just turned his head and saw that Tang Dabao, a pervert, was still at the door, and his face became gloomy.

Xiaomei carefully closed the door, clenched her small fist, and shook it in front of Tang Dabao's eyes, saying that I am very powerful!

"I warn you, don't do this to your baby again, or don't blame me for being rude!"

A gust of wind ruffled her purple-glowing hair, and the purple-black color made her look unusually fair.

Tang Dabao looked at Xiaomei for a moment, nodded, his long black hair covered his eyes, and thought, it seems that there is no chance to do it again for the time being.

Seeing this, Xiaomei's heart beat a drum, this guy doesn't look like he's going to give up!

"You go cook!"

Xiaomei blocked the door of the house and pointed to the kitchen road.

In this case, I can only keep him out of the way and not let him get close to the baby.

Tang Dabao raised his head, looked at Xiaomei with deep eyes, and finally said.

"Okay." Tang Dabao, who really didn't seem to have a chance, could only go to the kitchen and start cooking.

Although this house looks like an old-fashioned wood-walled courtyard, it is connected to the gas pipe, so there is no need to cook on the fire in Tang Dabao.

Tang Dabao took out the food in the refrigerator, washed the rice, and prepared to clean the dishes in the refrigerator.

At this time, the dean walked in with his eyes pinched, it seemed that the right computer had been for too long, his eyes were a little painful, and his eyes were bloodshot.

Knocking and beating his waist, twisting his neck and ass and singing: "Neck twist, ass twist......"

The dean shook his head, still a little dazed.

"Huh? Is it your turn today? Isn't it me cooking today? Am I misremembering the day? ”

The dean asked himself three soul questions, and he should have remembered correctly, so he asked strangely.

"There's no way, dean, your cooking is too unpalatable!"

Tang Dabao looked at the dean with the most sincere eyes, as if I was already using the best adjective to describe the food you cooked!

In fact, the real situation is no longer a question of whether it is delicious or not, but a question of whether it can be cooked, and whether you dare to put it in your mouth to eat dark dishes.

"Hahaha, fart, I'm top-notch at cooking."

The dean's eyes were a little flustered, I don't know why, he followed the steps, obviously looking at the delicious appearance, and when he made it, it was always a strange overturn!

"By the way, you come over and cook, Lee? What's going on? What about the kids? ”

The dean picked up the iron pot and put it under the faucet and began to clean it.

"Li Shuwen, dean."

"Oh, yes, Li Shuwen, I haven't done it yet! You'll have to find a time! ”

The dean thought about this troublesome matter again, and thought that he seemed to have a lot of work to do...... Feel your heart feel cold......

"By the way, Xiaomei usually comes to help me, why didn't she come today."

The dean remembered something again, but felt as if he had forgotten something.

"Xiaomei, taking care of Li Shuwen."

Tang Dabao's face was a little unnatural, but the dean didn't see it.

"She came back after shopping, no wonder I didn't see her." The dean nodded and replied to himself, seeing that Tang Dabao did not respond to him, he said again

"Ah, by the way, the little guy didn't cry, I don't know if he fed the little guy to drink, do you think Xiaomei will have these things."

Tang Dabao said in his heart, isn't it just a **flower? It's nothing, I cried a little, it's okay, that person may still think that he is pretending to be very similar, thinking that he can't doubt him anymore!

That's when he's easily exposed!

As for not being a traverser!

It can't be a traverser!

Count his brand, my nosebleeds come out!

"Yes" Tang Dabao thought about it and said a little uncertainly, because he was very skilled when he watched and comforted Li Shuwen, could it be that Xiaomei had given birth to a child?

"Also, Xiaomei is so sensible, it seems that there is nothing she won't do."

The dean nodded in acknowledgement, Xiaomei is sensible and delicious, and she will understand the dean's hard work, which is really good!

After the dean finished washing the pot, he looked at the pile of dishes that had not yet been prepared, and suddenly said, "No, I still have to go and take a look, and the rest will be left to you!" I'll get it later! ”

As soon as the dean's words fell, his feet seemed to have wings, and he ran away as soon as he slipped through the smoke, and he couldn't see the dean's figure anymore.

In this regard, Tang Dabao could only say: "Hehe! ”

If you don't want to do it, you don't do it, whatever.

If the dean knew that Tang Dabao thought of him like this, he would definitely say, don't I care about the new little guy!

How could I run away because of such a trivial thing as cooking! Will I admit it?

Ahem! No, I'm not that kind of person!

Seeing this, Tang Dabao still had so many vegetables and meat to get yet, so he blew lightly.

The dishes are automatically washed in the water, and the meat is cut into pieces of the same size on a cutting board.

With a slight wave of his hand, the stove ignited, and the iron pot and shovel flew back to the stove in an instant.

The oil floated into the pot on its own, the dish went into the pot, and the spatula began to flip.

Soon......

"Xiaomei, why don't you go in?"

The dean looked at the sitting at the door and asked with a smile.

"Dean, you're here."

Xiaomei's eyelids were lazily raised, and she was not interested.

"What's the matter, aren't you happy?"

Xiaomei thought about it, it didn't seem to make sense to say it, but ......

"Nothing."

"The little one is too hard to serve? It's like that for children, but just be patient. ”

Because Xiaomei didn't say it, the dean could only guess by himself, looking at Xiaomei like this, as if it wasn't, the child was so cute.

"No, it's not."

Xiaomei's face was like a pear blossom with rain, as if she was about to cry, holding her head under her feet, buried between her legs, but she smiled, and her body couldn't help but twitch when she couldn't help laughing.

Sometimes the dean who is not bright-headed can also think in a flash of inspiration that Tang Dabao ran to cook today, but Xiaomei didn't come!

Obviously, I asked him to take care of the children, how could it be Xiaomei!

"Did Dabao make you angry again?"

The dean cautiously squatted beside Xiaomei and asked softly, he was afraid that he would make Xiaomei even more sad if he was not careful.

Tang Dabao, aren't you afraid of the dean? Let the Dean clean you up!

The dean saw that Xiaomei did not respond or deny it, and he also guessed that he had guessed correctly!

Look at what Xiaomei is crying and crying about! It's all uncomfortably convulsive like this! I don't know if I'm so angry, it's easy to hurt my body!

"Tang Dabao!" Originally, you said that cooking is unpalatable, I count you as childish, but you still made Xiaomei cry, see if I don't clean you up!

It's none of his business to say about me, but how can he bully Xiaomei?

The angry dean Xiaomei forgot to comfort her, so she planned to clean up Tang Dabao, and kicked open the kitchen door with her foot!

For a moment, all movement in the kitchen stopped.

Tang Dabao held the shovel and turned his head to the dean and said, "Is the dean in a hurry to eat?" It's time to eat. ”

"Oh, okay, what? Is it that fast? The dean forgot for a moment what he was here for.

How long did it take me to just go out and come back? How, how fast?

"What am I here for, by the way!"

Wrong! I'm here to be angry! After speaking, I plan to measure the momentum of kicking the door just now!

It's just that he hasn't waited for the dean to finish his luck and his emotions will burst out.

Tang Dabao shouted: "It's time to eat!" ”

After speaking, he ignored the dean and went out carrying the food and put it on the stone table in the courtyard.

The sky was blue, and white clouds were floating in the air, perhaps soon floating over the orphanage.

The branches of several trees in the courtyard shook and shook as the wind blew through them.

Lei Guang soon appeared at the dinner table, he was always the first to arrive, and soon everyone came, and people were always positive when eating.

But Xiaomei was late, and she was carrying Li Shuwen with a strap that she didn't know where it came from, holding the milk powder that had just been brewed in her hand, and handing it to Li Shuwen to drink.

She has to take Li Shuwen to be safe, seeing that Tang Dabao's thief is not dead, she still has to be on guard!

Li Shuwen drank the milk, looked at them with big eyes, pecked and drank the milk, and soon the bottle was on the ground.

The dean still didn't understand when he sat down, so he stopped thinking about it and beckoned everyone to sit down and start eating.

Xiaomei glanced up at Tang Dabao and the dean, and it seemed that the dean had been fooled by him again.

"My Buddha is merciful, fish, pigs, chickens, you have reached bliss early." Lei Guang saw that tonight's meal was still big fish and meat, and he couldn't help but read the scriptures.

"Don't chant the scriptures, why do you want to take refuge in Buddhism at such a young age? Did you secretly watch those Shaolin Temple TV series? ”

The dean gently tapped Lei Guang's hands with chopsticks and told him to stop chanting.

Back and forth, it's just those two sentences, jackfruit, obviously a fake monk.

"Eat it, but it's gone."

The dean couldn't help but say to Lei Guang.

"If you eat vegetables, you have to eat meat, otherwise how can you grow your body, you are still so young."

The dean looked at Lei Guang and pretended to only eat vegetables, so he couldn't help but clip a chicken leg to Lei Guang.

"Hurry up and eat!"

The dean was still indifferent when he saw Lei Guang, so he had to keep a straight face and scare him.

Buddha, it's not what I want to eat, it's this man who forced me to eat!

I don't go to hell, who goes to hell!

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart." After Lei Guang finished reading, he happily nibbled on the chicken legs.

Cool glanced at Lei Guang and didn't speak.

Eat this meal lightly and drink water!

Fantasy that it is a highly concentrated liquor! It smells so good!

"Cool, don't just drink water, eat quickly!"

The dean shattered his illusion and drank the water, which was also bland and tasteless.

"Zi said: Eat without saying anything." Kong Rusheng shook his head again and talked about what he had said.

It's just that no one pays attention to him, and he should eat and drink.

Lei Guang, who ate a meal, was full of oil: "Sins and sins!" ”

But I was forced!