"Lao Tzu wants to cross."

"Hey, why are you still here?"

"Damn, Xi Ba........ The car chain is off! ”

Originally, Huang Xiaowei and Meng Tian both put the unconscious Cao Cao on their bicycles and prepared to withdraw.

As a result, Huang Xiaowei just stared at the bicycle and suddenly fell short, he was surprised to look at his feet, and the chain of the car that was so good that he didn't die actually fell off, and it really made the taxi driver talk.

Now the entire Cao army camp has been completely panicked, the fire is dense, and many Cao army soldiers are shouting, "There is a fire, come and put out the fire, go to protect the king of Wei first." ”

Listening to the voice outside the tent, Huang Xiaowei's heart was completely cold, if someone saw the scene in front of him, he and Meng Tian would definitely be hacked to death with a knife.

At this time, Meng Tian got off the bicycle very calmly and calmly, and said, "Hurry up and fix it, I'll buy you time." ”

is worthy of being the god of war of Great Qin in the future, even if he is very immature, he still shows the calmness that he should have as a general.

Huang Xiaowei looked at the position of the bicycle chain and breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, the chain was not broken, but it was dropped, and he could ride it when he connected it.

Meng Tian pretended to be panicked and ran out of the camp, just in time to bump into the men and horses who came to protect Cao Cao, Meng Tian shouted anxiously: "General, King Wei...... The king of Wei is gone......"

"What did you say!" When the tall military general in armor heard this, he was immediately furious, "King Wei is gone, why are you still standing here, go find it for me." The general shouted at the soldiers around him, Cao Ying, who had already become a little chaotic because of the fire, was even more fried at this moment.

Now basically no one is fighting the fire, and they all go to Cao Cao.

The military general glanced at Meng Tian and was about to enter the camp of the Chinese army, Meng Tian hurriedly stopped in front of him and said: "General, just now the villain found that a few of our soldiers and soldiers behaved very strangely, and I wonder if the disappearance of King Wei has something to do with them." ”

The military general nodded when he heard this, and was just about to turn around and leave, when he heard someone's cheap voice behind him......

"Lao Meng, the bicycle has been repaired, let's go quickly," Huang Xiaowei happened to open the curtain of the camp tent and shouted at Meng Tian, but when he saw the scene outside the camp, his eyes rolled and he laughed and said: "Am I here at a bad time, hehe, then you can continue to talk." ”

The military general saw Cao Cao, who was put unconscious on a bicycle, along the camp curtain, he froze for a moment, and then immediately understood, damn, he was obviously tricked.

He was just about to pull out his sword and stab at Meng Tian, but Meng Tian kicked him in the air along the chest, and Huang Xiaowei was still watching from the sidelines and said, "Yo, Lao Meng, your feet are strong enough." ”

If it weren't for the wrong time, Meng Tian really wanted to kill Huang Xiaowei, who was a mouthful, Meng Tian hurriedly pulled Huang Xiaowei and ran into the camp tent, because there were already many archers aiming at them in the distance.

"Whoosh" In the next second, nearly hundreds of feather arrows shot at the position where Meng Tian and Huang Xiaowei were standing before, but fortunately, Meng Tian reacted quickly, if it was a little later, these two would have to be shot into hedgehogs......

"Lao Tzu wants to cross!"

.......

Five seconds later, Huang Xiaowei looked at the familiar scenery beside him, patted his chest and said fearfully: "It was really dangerous just now." ”

"Look at what I said, you know that this kid still has to come, hurry up and get five dollars per person."

Four or five taxi drivers sat on the edge of the road and looked at Huang Xiaowei with a playful face, and two of them reluctantly took out the money from their pockets.

A driver who lost money walked up to Huang Xiaowei and gestured: "You kid can't come back five minutes late, this is good, I lost five yuan." ”

Huang Xiaowei looked at them in wonder and said, "Are you betting on me?" ”

"That's right, bet if you can suddenly appear here in an hour, it's a short of five minutes!"

Huang Xiaowei: "........"

The driver then asked, "Hey, kid forgot to ask you, why are you so elusive every time, as if you can teleport." ‘”

Huang Xiaowei spread his hands and said, "I said I will, do you believe it?" ”

The driver immediately looked at him with disdain, then glanced at Cao Cao and said, "Who is this playing?" ”

"Playing Liu Bei."

The driver looked at Cao Cao for a long time, touched his chin and said, "No, look at his face and look like he is suitable for playing Cao Cao." ”

Huang Xiaowei: "....... The eyes of the masses are really fucking, damn bright. ”

Several drivers sitting on the curb of the road suddenly pointed at Huang Xiaowei and said, "Oh, this kid is dedicated enough, and he didn't react when he stuck an arrow in his butt." ”

When Huang Xiaowei heard this, he screamed and shouted: "Oh, it hurts Lao Tzu to death, why the hell is it still an arrow." ”

Meng Tian went up and gave Huang Xiaowei a slap, grinning with his teeth: "You shouted a fart that hurts, they are talking about me?" ”

Huang Xiaowei got out of the car and turned his head to look, only to see that Meng Tian was sticking a feather arrow in his buttocks, and he was still bleeding at this time.

And after Cao Cao was hit on the head by him, somehow, it was okay at first, but now it is bleeding, Huang Xiaowei can't care so much, and hurriedly rides a bicycle home to bandage Meng Tian and Cao Cao's wounds.

Before Huang Xiaowei left, those taxi drivers didn't forget to shout: "Boy, when will you come next time, watching you is much more interesting than watching TV series." ”

.......

As soon as Huang Xiaowei took Cao Cao and Meng Tian into the house, he saw Qin Shi Huang sitting on the sofa eating snacks, Huang Xiaowei carried Cao Cao and said suspiciously: "Brother Win, where did you get the money to buy food?" ”

Ying Zheng said while watching TV: "There was a girl just now, she brought it, and she gave me something when you weren't there, Oh, by the way, he asked me to tell you, go home for dinner tonight, and said that your parents found you a girlfriend for you to meet, and said that you should dress like a person." ”

Qin Shi Huang was curious: "Hey, what does this sentence mean?" ”

Huang Xiaowei's face suddenly darkened, no need to ask, he can come to see himself and know what to buy for himself, except for his cousin Li Xiaoyan, there is no one else.

These are nothing.,The main thing is that the last sentence goes home for dinner.,It looks like his mother has found him a girlfriend again.,Designated it's either a child with a mole.,It's a man with chest hair.。

But at the moment, Huang Xiaowei couldn't care about it so much, and shouted at Qin Shi Huang: "Don't care about eating, come and help, or you will vomit out all your food for me in a while." ”

Ying Zheng waved his hand and said, "I can't spit it out, do you want to pull it?" ”

Huang Xiaowei was stunned, "Damn, you are Qin Shi Huang, why are you so shameless?" ”

"Isn't that a matter for the future, hey, why are you injured General Meng?" Qin Shi Huang saw that Meng Tian had been hit by an arrow in the buttocks, so he stood up and came over to help.

Meng Tian did not resist and let Qin Shi Huang help him to the sofa.

Huang Xiaowei helped Cao Cao into his room, and at a glance he saw Liu Bei lying on the bed with a bandage on his head.......

After treating Cao Cao and Meng Tian's wounds, Huang Xiaowei sat on the sofa, and he was very unhappy when he thought that he was going to see the dinosaur girl again tonight.

lit a cigarette and smoked leisurely, Qin Shi Huang was choked and coughed: "Can you stop smoking, didn't you listen to what you say on TV, smoking dies quickly." ”

"You take care of me," Huang Xiaowei said angrily.

About two hours later, Huang Xiaowei heard a sound from Liu Bei and Cao Cao's house at the same time, and after a while, the two old men walked out with their heads on their heads and a painful face, and then Liu Bei and Cao Cao saw each other at the same time.

Huang Xiaowei was just about to tell them what happened, when he saw the two of them looking at each other and shouting incredulously.

"Liu Bei."

"Cao Cao."

Then the two old men pointed angrily at each other.

"Liu Da'er, you take your life."

"Cao Aman, I am different from you."

The two old men scuffled together as they spoke.............