Chapter 58: Xu Da Dan and Xu Xiaoxiao
Looking at the beautiful girl in front of him, Ye Hao knew that she was the little one Ye Ritian said, and he knew that he was wrong.
Ye Hao has always been very rude, he has been staring at the chest in front of the other party, feeling that his whole breathing has become rapid, he used his head to make up for it, gasped, what a 36D!
It seems that the most is b, right? The one in front of you is simply, a child-faced murderer!! Is this kind of development still called small? How does this make other women live?
"Hey, don't stare at people, it's so rude" Ye Ritian gritted his teeth and leaned softly on Ye Hao's ear, and pinched Ye Hao's waist, but Ye Hao was still unmoved, "People like you will be angry"
Ye Hao glanced at Ye Ritian in disgust, lowered his head and looked at his little brother's position, this person could resist even the temptation in front of him, and he was very suspicious that he would not raise it.
"Dad? Who is this? Xu Xiaoxiao and Ye Hao glanced at each other, blushing and immediately turning their heads, how can this little brother have a familiar feeling, but he is really more handsome than Brother Ritian!
Uncle Xu Xu Da Dan touched his beer belly, smiled and walked in front of Ye Hao with two bottles of beer, "This little brother is your brother Ritian's friend called... What's it called..."
Ye Hao was still shocked when he heard Uncle Xu say his name, and thought it was the sand sculpture author who wrote and didn't know when he was digging a pit, "Uncle, my name is Ye Hao"
"That's right, it's called Ye Hao!" Xu Da Dan laughed, "Ye Hao Ye Hao, it's really a good name!" In the future, I will marry the child's name, and I will call it Tea Egg" Uncle Xu's saliva is flowing, and he has already made up everything after Ye Hao became his son-in-law...
Ye Hao was startled, and when he got close to Ye Ritian's ear, he asked, "Is this Uncle Xu Alzheimer's?" How can he even get the name wrong, and what is the child he just said? ”
"Ahem" When Ye Ritian first came, Xu Da Dan wanted to marry his daughter to him, and it was like this at that time, and even the child's name was thought of, and later Ye Ritian learned that Uncle Xu was originally an ethnic minority, and his original surname was tea, but he changed his surname to Xu after following the customs of the villagers.
"Uncle Xu does have mild Alzheimer's" Ye Ritian also followed Ye Hao's words, after all, this will also save Ye Hao to ask this and that.
When Ye Hao heard this, he looked at Xu Dadan, his eyes were full of sympathy, and he nodded, "Search for the dead!" ”
Ye Ritian just took a sip of beer, and when he heard this Ye Hao's Chinese-style Japanese, he squirted out again and sprayed it on Ye Hao's face, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" ”
"You did it on purpose!" Ye Hao gritted his teeth and looked at Ye Ritian who wiped his face, but the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, this person wouldn't be interesting to himself, right? Deliberately get yourself wet and then take advantage of yourself, okay! I think of you as a brother and you think of me.
Xu Da Dan looked at Ye Hao, whose clothes were all wet, and hurriedly asked Xu Xiaoxiao to take Ye Hao to change clothes, "Xiaoxiao, why are you still stunned!" Hurry up and take your future husband... No, take Ye Hao's little brother to change his clothes."
Ye Hao has a black line, saying so bluntly because he is afraid that he will be blind and unable to hear? Why do you want someone else to take you to change your clothes if you have hands and feet?
Ye Ritian mostly guessed Xu Dadan's purpose, and could only smile awkwardly.
"Oh, oh" Xu Xiaoxiao didn't slow down for a while, but the next second she greeted Ye Hao with a smile, "Brother Ye Hao, come with me"
"Yes, yes, Ye Hao, go, go!" Ye Ritian was blindly coaxing, but Ye Hao resisted the urge to go up and give Ye Ritian a hammer, really thinking that he was opening a harem? I still have a lot to support, if I am known by Dali, I am afraid that the marriage between the two of them will be broken.
It's not that Ye Ritian doesn't know that he has a girlfriend and is still blind to the rhythm, this is to prepare to break up himself and vigorously!
Ye Hao glanced at Ye Ritian, then at Xu Dadan, and then at the chest, his eyes were slightly closed, and he already had an answer in his heart.
"Brother Ye Hao, let's go home, okay~" Ye Hao's arms were soft, and he looked at it!!
"Brother Ye Hao, why did you have a nosebleed?" Xu Xiaoxiao hugged Ye Hao's arm and kneaded Ye Hao's last bit of defense with his chest.
"I'm sorry, it's been a bit hot lately, it must be the reason why the barbecue just now was too spicy" Ye Hao wiped the nosebleed that flowed out, how could such an upright person be comparable to that kind of villain?
When Xu Da Dan heard the word barbecue, he remembered that he hadn't done barbecue yet, right? Did Ye Hao eat barbecue before he came?
Ye Ritian just shook his head helplessly, he knew very well what kind of person Xu Xiaoxiao was.
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"Brother Ritian, come and see the small size"
"Huh? Is it really big? ”
"Is this the smallest size of clothes that Tiny can find, or is it too big?"
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There are countless such situations, Xu Xiaoxiao, who has known her since Ye Ritian first knew her, is a quirky girl, harassing Ye Ritian every day, but he doesn't hate this very much.
He belongs to the kind of person who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, he will be very gentle in front of acquaintances, but he is a cold male god in front of outsiders.
But since he met Ye Hao, he felt that he had awakened a physique called Funny.
Xu Xiaoxiao likes to chase stars very much, and it is Ye Ritian who chases the star, but because Ye Ritian is married, she looks for Ye Ritian less often, but it is normal to harass her once a week.
Before he got married, Xu Xiaoxiao's request for him to spend the night at her house was mentioned, and a bunch of words about whether he would marry her in the future were endless.
In addition, at that time, Xu Dayan was also very approving of Ye Ritian becoming his son-in-law, so he was indulgent in everything Xu Xiaoxiao did, so that after getting married, Ye Ritian was still a little afraid of meeting Xu Xiaoxiao, and he would flirt with him as soon as he met, who could stand it?
"Xiaoxiao, without further ado, let's go change our clothes first!" Ye Hao wiped the nosebleed caused by "getting on fire", since Ye Ritian and they want this, then they will plan and sacrifice their lives for righteousness!
When Xu Xiaoxiao heard this, he immediately pulled Ye Hao and ran home, leaving Ye Ritian and Xu Da Dan to shake their heads with a helpless smile, Xu Da Dan shook his head in order to find a good home for Xiao Xiao and then came to his heart with a different feeling, after all, after raising cabbage for so long, it would be like this for anyone to be given away by himself.
And Ye Ritian shook his head purely to mourn for Ye Hao's festival...
"Xiaoxiao, are you going to take me to your house?!" Ye Hao looked at the ever-changing scene in front of him, and gradually transformed from a bazaar to a high-end community.
Xu Xiaoxiao smiled, pulling Ye Hao's speed unabated, she couldn't wait...
"yes, or else?"
"You're going to dress me in women's clothes?!" Ye Hao was stunned, a girl's home will have the clothes that a macho man should wear?
Xu Xiaoxiao remembered that she also forgot to tell Ye Hao that her family had the clothes she had bought for Ye Ritian, but...
Ye Hao looks more beautiful than a girl in front of her, and it's not impossible to wear women's clothes?
Now Ye Hao doesn't know what kind of result his words have brought him...