Song Xiongbin is a little smaller, and it takes the strength to eat milk to lift these things, so he doesn't feel it, but when he goes upstairs, he can't do it, or I helped him get a hot water kettle and another bucket, so he can barely support the next breath to climb up, he wiped the sweat on his forehead, panted and said, "Thank you." When I saw the big man in front of me, I was stunned for a while, and I probably didn't think that my roommate was such a stout person.

"Hehe" the big man grinned: "I am from Dongyang Province in the northwest, my name is Huang Feng, you call me a returnee Yecheng, because my father is a returned overseas Chinese, my friends like to call me like this, we will be roommates in the future, take care of each other." After he finished speaking, he seemed to remember something, and hurriedly added: "It's the peak of the mountain, not the bee of the bee, my old man somehow knows the surname Huang, and others always misunderstand." ”

I'm a little funny, this big man called Huang Feng seems to have some special thinking, he doesn't complain about why he Lao Tzu helped him take the word "Feng", but blames his surname Huang, why don't you hear it well, but there are some logical errors when you think about it. Returnees, turtles? I looked at Song Xiongbin, my face flushed, obviously I wanted to laugh. Huang Feng slapped us on the shoulder with one hand and one slap on the shoulder: "Right, what are the names of the two of you?" Cognitive? And age, that's important. This slap was not light, although Huang Feng himself probably thought that he didn't use much strength. I don't think so, but Song Xiongbin can't do it, and he was immediately lowered a little, with a bitter voice on his face.

Huang Feng hurriedly let go of his hand, frowned and said: "You kid can't do it, it's too thin, I'll tell you a good trick, eat more fatty meat, I have to eat at least half a catty every day, you look at me, how thick I am now." ”

"Half a pound a day, that would simply call me suicide." Song Xiongbin cried with a sad face.

Huang Feng's eyes widened, and he looked puzzled: "Why?" I ate it in three or two bites, and it was greasy and greasy. ”

I felt a little disgusted when I thought of half a catty of white fat in front of me, and I hurriedly introduced myself, so as not to continue to entangle Huang Feng's question, I don't know what he meant by saying that age is very important, but I still reported it truthfully. Song Xiongbin also introduced it later, his three points and one point are no different hobbies did not miss, as soon as he talked about this tiredness just now, he immediately became energetic, which made me amazed. He was a little old and I couldn't believe it, he was only 18 years and three months old, just a little older than me, and he didn't quite fit his old face.

"Good, good, great, haha!" Huang Feng waited for us to finish, and suddenly laughed, and we who were closer to him were taken aback by surprise, only to see that his face was overjoyed, and we were all a little dazed, I don't know why he was so happy all of a sudden.

A handsome boy came out of the bed inside, still holding a book in his hand: "He's like this, I'm happy to hear that we are younger than him, the last person left in the dormitory hasn't arrived, and when we call it by age, if the last one is younger than him, he is the boss." ”

"Hehe, don't worry, if I am the boss of the dormitory, you will have a lot of benefits, for example, if anyone dares to bully you, no matter what the reason, hehe......" He shook his arm with muscles as high as a hill: "I'll beat him." ”

Song Xiongbin wiped a cold sweat, this boss is not bad, he cares about the people in the same dormitory, he helped us get things when he first arrived, and he protected the short, but he was a little violent. Fortunately, he is not a clinical student, otherwise many patients would have potential safety hazards.

"Mu Qinghua, a person from Jiangnan, a water town, my friends in high school call me Aqing, you also call me that, by the way, as of now, I am the second child in this dormitory, 19 years old this year, you are all 18, right?"

I nodded and said, only then did I realize that there was another person in the dormitory, but he didn't say a word, just nestled next to the table, holding a long pencil in his hand, with erasers and colored molds around him, and I didn't know what he was drawing.

I wondered, "What about that brother?" ”

Mu Qinghua said in a low voice: "I only know that his name is Yan Fei, and he has been here for several days, but every day in addition to sleeping and eating, he paints, and he seems to be a woman, what a strange person." I've only heard him say one thing, when he first arrived when the boss asked him his age. ”

Although I saw that he looked like he was thousands of miles away, I still went up to say hello, after all, it was the same dormitory, and I couldn't see anyone when I looked up, how embarrassing it was.

Yan Fei just nodded at me, and said two words, "Yan Fei" is the simplest self-introduction, so he didn't say anything, and I didn't bother him, everyone has their own personality and private life.

I was just about to tidy up my things, when footsteps sounded outside the door, and a person walked in, and the last member of the dormitory also came, Huang Feng suddenly jumped up from the bed, stepped over to him, took the things and said loudly: "Hey, how old are you this year?" He was so eager that he skipped asking for a name.

This last member is white and tender, with a baby's face like an apple, and he doesn't look like a college student at all, let alone a boy, but more like a little girl, and was frightened by the boss, his eyes were actually a little red, and his mouth trembled and he said in a trembling voice: "You, who are you?" What do you want to do? ”

The boss was stunned, and hurriedly put on a more gentle face, but unfortunately the effect was not significant, and after tossing for a while, he slowly expressed the ins and outs of the matter clearly, calmed him down, and said timidly: "I, I am 17 ...... this year"

"Wha, from now on, I will be the boss of the dormitory!" Huang Feng let out an earth-shattering laugh.

We looked at each other, is this a dormitory, or is it a gang?

The child-like person is called Xie Ruyu, who is really as good as his name, like a person carved out of jade, but unfortunately for a man, he inevitably lacks a bit of masculinity, like a girl, I think of Xiaobai in the same dormitory in high school, the two are seven or eight points similar, especially the skin is the same good, even girls are ashamed of themselves, Xiaobai was admitted to Southwest Forest University, and the people in the dormitory are scattered in the provinces and municipalities directly under the central government, there is no same province and city, only during the holidays can they meet.

Xie Ruyu is from Jingchuan Province, Sichuan Mei has good skin and is famous all over the country, it seems that she is worthy of her reputation, even a man can grow like this, not to mention a woman.

I thought my high school roommates were weird enough, but compared to the current gang, it still seems to be a small thing, why are there so many weirdos these days, even at key universities.

After that, it was to tidy up the dormitory, Song Xiongbin was on my bunk, the first thing he did after making the bed was to take out a piece of something from his bag and stick it on the wall, we looked up, it was a beautiful poster, I couldn't help but blurt out and scolded: "Damn, don't be so sexy, okay?" ”

Huang Feng also shouted that he couldn't pollute the house, and Xie Ruyu twisted a little embarrassedly: "Isn't this good?" And Yan Feng on the side didn't even look at it.

Mu Qinghua's eyes lit up when he saw it, and he said in a loud voice: "Brother Chen's words are wrong, we have to look at everything in this world with an artistic eye, for example, this painting, you see, how slender the thighs are, how beautiful the lines are, and the dark skin, mygod. ”

Song Xiongbin jumped out of bed when he heard this, patted Mu Qinghua on the shoulder and said happily: "Brother, you are really my confidant, I will give you a few URLs another day, and I will make you cool for three days and six nights." ”

"Cough, cough" Mu Qinghua coughed dryly: "I've never been interested in sites in the future, but if I look at it artistically, I can ...... it"

I rolled my eyes, it's over, I thought Mu Qinghua was the only normal person in the dormitory besides me, but now it seems that I am blind, and my blindness is very serious. It's good to do everything under the guise of art.

"Would you like to borrow a flashlight for you to see better?" The boss couldn't see it, and said sarcastically.

"Okay." Song Xiongbin replied casually, but he took it seriously.

"Perverted!" Five voices sounded in unison in the dormitory, including Mu Qinghua, who had just "sheltered" him, and Yan Fei, who had been immersed in painting.