Chapter 102: Grumpy Sister Smashes
Hujiazhuang is full of lanterns and looks like it is going to be celebrated, firecrackers are ringing, gongs and drums are noisy, colorful flags are fluttering, and people are crowded.
It was very lively, and every household was cooking sheep and slaughtering pigs, and for fun, they would have to drink 300 cups.
Sanniang, a flower in their village, is finally going to get married, although they already have a marriage contract with Zhu Biao, the third son of Zhujiazhuang, but who cares? Just listen to the name of Zhu Biao, who can give such a name to a normal person?
Isn't this a clear statement that he is a stunned person? Silly or not, look at Northeast Fan Debiao.
Hu Sanniang's father, the old man is also very happy now.
His father still thinks that it is the people of the court who have wiped out the heroes of Liangshan, after all, who else can have such strength besides the imperial court? It is also very good to be able to marry a member of the imperial court.
Li Yun is still at a loss now, worthy of being a legendary female bandit.
can also forcibly snatch away handsome guys, since ancient times, the true love cannot be retained, only routines can win the hearts of the people.
Hu Sanniang should learn to talk to the young lady who wants loquat to eat, and she drools at the door of other people's Ah Xiao every day. I also want these delicious things from others.
Is her goal to be delicious? She is clearly a little firefighter who wants to flirt with others.
I guess that's what she thought at the time, loquat loquat, can you divide the little brother in your courtyard with me.
It's a bit far, but let's still focus on the current wedding.
Hu Sanniang has been secretly looking at Li Yun's side face, she is so handsome, how can there be such a handsome man!
I even felt that the air had turned pink, just like Miss Mei had received Ah Qi's dress, spewing out red petals.
So Hu Sanniang said with some expectation: "Li Yun, let's go and play a game of riding a big horse together!" How's that, it's exciting! ”
Li Yun's face is also a little ruddy, are the girls in ancient times so unrestrained? What about good traditions?
is a little twisted, after all, he is a serious man, just like Xiao Zhanzhan is a good man.
"Not well, we've just met after all, and I'm a serious person."
"Since you plead with me so much, I will reluctantly agree to you, and say that it is okay to slow down, I can't do it."
Hu Sanniang: "??? What do you mean, why are you still lying on the ground? We went out for a horseback ride and my dad got some good horses! ”
I see! You didn't say it earlier! The little girl of ancient times is really, too naughty.
Li Yun stood up on the ground casually and cleaned his knees: "Ahem, it's okay, it's okay, I just thought of the man on the grassland, let's go horseback!" Drive! ”
The maids on the side are also ruddy-faced, and they are all maids who accompany the marriage.
"Wow, my uncle is so handsome!"
"Yes, yes, my uncle is really gentle."
"That's right, I don't know if my uncle will hurt us in the future."
"What are the little waves thinking!"
"You dare to say you didn't think about it?"
"Nasty!"
The maids were also chasing each other, and for a while it turned out to be the fragrance of birds and flowers, and it was the season of recovery of all things.
The people in the group also heard the wind and ran over to see how the wedding of the group leader was going.
Angel Yan has an angry look on her face, she hasn't let go yet, there is even a girl who snatched her boyfriend away from my God, what kind of dignity is this?
So Angel Yan summoned his flaming sword before, "The man who dares to rob the old lady has lived enough!" The old lady slashed him with a sword! ”
The fierce life doesn't need to be explained, Goddess Yan is very angry now, and she is very irritable! In the past, she felt that she could wait, after all, after all, the leader of the group would be her own after a thousand years.
But now that Flame Spirit Ji seems to have improved her life, it's embarrassing.
Queen Kesha: "Don't be too impulsive, the leader of the group has said that you can't use power beyond this world. You don't want to make the group leader angry, do you? ”
Liang Bing: "Hahahaha, Bichi, feel the loss." ”
Hexi: "Tut Liangbing, you are embarrassed to say that people, look at the heavy makeup you painted, quickly remove your makeup, at such an old age, let's find a man to marry me first, I scold people here every day, not ladylike at all." ”
"What age is it now? Do you think it's still the time when the non-mainstream is popular with everyone, don't talk nonsense there! Fantasize about what? Now that the post-90s generation has collectively run for three, their hair is already bald, and if you let them go to the non-mainstream now, they don't have that condition. ”
Xiao Yan: "I don't know why, I feel that this sentence seems to be aimed at me, although I am a post-90s generation, but I am Emperor Yan, how can I be bald!" ”
Ye Fan: "Protecting your hair starts with me, you see the ruthless sister...... Ah! Ruthless sister, why are you beating me? ”
Originally, Ye Fan wanted to use the ruthless sister to lift chestnuts, after all, the ruthless sister was already a handful of years, but she still looked so captivating that people couldn't help but draw their swords and fight for her.
But what I didn't expect was that before he could say anything, he was already beaten hard by Sister Shiyan, and even threw Ye Fan directly into the stinky ditch.
Satania: "It's pitiful, we demons don't have to worry about baldness." ”
Li Mochou: "It's what my master said, as long as you practice your internal strength, such as our Jade Maiden Heart Sutra, you can always maintain your current appearance." ”
The Ruthless Emperor pondered: "Could this be what the group leader thinks?" Oh, sure enough, the group leader still understands our minds very well, and the group leader deserves to be a friend of women. ”
Keisha: "Well, I think the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra and the Angel are a very good match. ”
Liang Bing: "I also like the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra very much. ”
A woman is really still a woman, as soon as she heard that the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra can maintain a girl's appearance, everyone now feels very happy, and if it can be cultivated, it must be excellent.
The three dogs of the Bombing Heaven Gang snorted coldly, and their appearance was useless for them at all, if the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra could make them invisible, it was still good.
Whitebeard: "Gu hahaha, the old man hasn't appeared for a long time, do you miss the old man?" The old man has now figured out how to grow Devil Fruits, and now you can tell me in advance if you want to have any fruit abilities. ”
"Men eat aphrodisiac, women eat beauty and beauty, there are other things in our pirate world, now the pirate world is a man's gas station, a woman's beauty salon, a children's kindergarten, and a nursing home for the elderly!"
The whitebeard, who hadn't appeared for a long time, actually appeared today, and also appeared with a small apple tree, this is the sample. And still here murderously advertised! It's too much, dear!
And each of his captains carried a bamboo basket, and each bamboo basket contained a large amount of fruits, and these fruits were devil fruits.
The Devil Fruit in the One Piece world is very famous. The last time they were there, they were pressed for time, and everyone was busy there with tasks.
So I didn't eat the Devil Fruit either, and I heard the leader of the group say that the Devil Fruit was very unpalatable, and it felt like poop.
Satania looked at the fruit in front of her stupidly, feeling quite good: "Oh, is this the devil fruit?" It still looks pretty good. ”
Xiao Yan said suspiciously: "Whitebeard Daddy, why did you appear at this time?" I suspect you're trying to trick us into eating! ”
Xu Que: "You bad old man is very bad." ”
Ye Fan: "Just kidding, who are we?" We are very anti-heaven traversers, and we are the great gods of the heavenly chat group. Is there an invisibility fruit in that? I'll order three first. ”
The requirements of the three dogs are very simple: "You must have the strength of a bear, the speed of a leopard, and the soaring ability of an eagle." ”
The white-bearded father felt very helpless when he looked at the fried sky three dogs, and he was also speechless: "I'm sorry, this is not the case." ”
Duan De: "This can be had. ”
Ace: "Not really. ”
Black Emperor: "Then just give me a magma fruit." I heard that there is a one called Akainu in the One Piece world, and it's really interesting that our dog family even has a name like that. ”
I saw that everyone was running to eat the Devil Fruit without doing their job. Angel Yan and Flame Spirit Ji can't stand it at all, the two of them are all thinking about the group leader, how can they do something unserious with them here??
Flame Spirit Ji: "Why did you start to deviate?" This style of painting isn't quite right! Everyone is not going to save the group owner! Then I'll go on my own. ”
Angel Yan: "That is, if someone else kidnapped the group leader away, I'm not worried, but such a beautiful girl kidnapped the group leader, what if the group leader can't hold it?" He hasn't married Angel yet. ”