"Ding Ding Ding" The sound of an alarm clock sounded

"It's annoying! I don't let people sleep" Ye Bufan covered his ears with his hands and turned over and over, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and sat up, his eyes were still hazy, and he stretched out, "Ha~~, it's really noisy" Ye Bufan used his hazy eyes to scan around to find the source of the sound

"Ding Ding Ding" The alarm clock on the table rang one after another, Ye Bufan glanced at it, "Who is so lacking in virtue and putting an alarm clock specifically to prevent people from sleeping" Ye Bufan looked at the time, "Your uncle, it's only half past five in the morning, and it's not even six o'clock in the morning, you are trying to make money and kill yourself, and you are waiting for me to inherit my ant flower after I die!" ”

Suddenly thought of "This room is mine, that is to say, the alarm clock = the front Ye Bufan = the back Ye Bufan, damn, I scolded myself for my lack of morality, what did I say in my previous life, what did you do so early, it is estimated that the rooster crows as early as you woke up" Thinking about it, my head is about to explode, forget it, forget it, or ignore such a complicated problem

Ye Bufan came to the washstand and found two washing cups, one pink and one blue, Ye Bufan suddenly felt that he had difficulty in choosing, "Is it mine on the left or mine on the right, but I guess the blue on the left is mine, I won't take a pink brushing tooth, I guess it must be like this" Ye Bufan was secretly proud of his cleverness, is it so simple to think about? I'm Edogawa Detective Ye Bufan! said and gave himself a thumbs up

Ye Bufan immediately started to act, picked up the washing cup and began to wash, "I brush left and right, my butt is twisted, my neck is twisted, let's do sports together" While brushing his teeth, he twisted his ass to the beat, if people in his previous life saw it, they would definitely say that I don't know this idiot, it's really embarrassing for us earthlings

"Fan'er, you're awake! You're still up so early."

Ye Bufan felt a little gritted his teeth when he heard this, "If it weren't for the broken alarm clock set in my previous life, I would still be lying under the covers, and I wouldn't leave my cozy nest if I said anything, and I wouldn't get up until eleven or twelve o'clock if I didn't sleep" Ye Bufan said secretly in his heart

Ye Chenxin looked at the disappearance of his washing cup on the washing table, and then looked at the washing cup in Ye Bufan's hand, "Fan'er, are you holding my washing cup?"

Ye Bufan suddenly froze when he heard this, and stiffly twisted his neck and said to Ye Chenxin, "This is your washing cup"

"yes, didn't you say you like pink and red the most? You say that these two colors are indispensable, and they are your natal colors."

Ye Chenxin said to Ye Bufan with a solemn expression, Ye Bufan suddenly felt that he had eaten a mouthful of durian, sour and sour, in fact, when he saw Ye Bufan using her washing cup, he felt as sweet as honey, and shouted in his heart, "Kiss, I kissed with Fan'er, although it is an indirect kiss, but it is also a kind of kissing, sooner or later, there will be a dignified kiss, instead of indirect kissing and sneaky kissing." ”

Ye Bufan showed an embarrassed smile, and covered his weak heart, "If you take it back and use it, I won't use it, let's swap it"

Ye Chenxin shook his head, "No, you can use it, I'll use yours, it's okay" When he finished saying this, he suddenly regretted it, "Why am I so stupid, didn't Fan'er just run out?" Now there must still be residual warmth at the corner of the mouth on it, if I use it, hey, hey, hey~~" Thinking of this, Ye Chenxin couldn't help but drool, and then immediately stopped, shook his head, and slapped himself a few big mouths, "It's all to blame that I forgot about Fan'er's beauty, it's all to blame for Fan'er's beauty is too tempting, tempting me to make me forget such an important thing, I can't do this in the future, I must not be a hero if I don't take advantage"

Ye Bufan suddenly stared at Ye Chenxin solemnly, Ye Chenxin was stared at by Ye Bufan's eyes like light, and the sides of his cheeks were dyed with a delicate red, and he said softly, "What's wrong, do I have something on my face?" Ye Chenxin touched his cheeks with his hand and felt very hot, Ye Bufan looked at Ye Chenxin's appearance and suddenly became stupid, at this time, Ye Chenxin was wearing gray-black pajamas, and his slender long legs loomed under the cover of pajamas, which made people have a strong visual impact, the kind of impulse that can lead people to commit crimes, Ye Chenxin, who was stared at by Ye Bufan, felt a delicate look, which made people can't help but hug it, the more Ye Bufan looked at it, the more frightened he became, he was afraid that his soul would be taken away by Ye Chenxin if he looked at it again, if he let Ye Chenxin know what Ye Bufan was thinking, The quasi-right will say come on, and after hooking away, you will say mine, and you can no longer be separated

"Which, sister, can you stop calling me Fan'er, I'm an adult, you call me like that again, I feel like a little girl, it's too embarrassing"

"Ah, I don't call you what Fan'er is called, how kind Fan'er is, so you feel that the distance between the two of us can be shortened"

Ye Bufan shook his head vigorously, "No, no, you can't call me Fan'er, otherwise I'll ignore you, it's okay if you call me Fanfan or Ye Bufan, you just can't call me Fan'er."

"Ahh Fan'er, don't you love me anymore, your parents call you that, why can't I do it, don't you hate me" As he spoke, tears began to roll around in his eyes, as if he was about to cry in the next moment, Ye Bufan saw that Ye Chen's heart was about to cry and began to panic again, "No, no, of course I love you, but I don't like this kind of title, anyway, you can call those two casually, nothing else, I will tell my parents later"

Ye Chen's heart burst into laughter, and he hurriedly touched his eyes with his hand, "Okay, then I'll call you extraordinary, so it's decided."

Ye Bufan nodded, "Well, by the way, sister, can you not cry in the future, as soon as you cry, I will be uncomfortable and panicked, I don't know what to do" Ye Chenxin nodded, "Well, I know" But what he thought in his heart was "I can't do it, I won't give up so easily if I finally catch your weakness, as soon as you bully me, I'll cry to you, haha......"

Ye Bufan left this place of right and wrong in such a hurry, "It's finally over, no, I have to throw away all those girly things, it's really filthy my eyes, the big man will not allow those girls' things to appear in my room" After speaking, he immediately acted, ran to the kitchen and took out a large black plastic bag and began to pack it up, "Who wants this pink bear, pink rabbit shoes, pink rabbit pajamas, these are all don't want" Ye Bufan stuffed things as he spoke, and it was not ambiguous at all to throw things up, As if he had met his enemy, Ye Bufan had been packing up his things around, and suddenly found a basic book under the bed, what kind of domineering president fell in love with me, I am the president's little padded jacket, Her Majesty's personal warm man, etc., Ye Bufan felt a kind of vomiting when he saw it

"What the hell is this, how much did you like the domineering president in your previous life! Do you want someone else to take a few more whips to train and train, if I read these books, I will plunge into the river and commit suicide" After cleaning up the books, he began to look around again, and he cleaned up everything to see if there was anything left behind, Ye Bufan looked around, and then put his eyes on the wardrobe, "By the way, there are still wardrobes that I haven't gotten, I hope there won't be any more spicy things"

Ye Bufan walked to the wardrobe and opened the wardrobe, feeling that he had come to the world of pink and red, which was full of red and pink clothes, what red bandeau and pink clothes, as well as pink and red nenei and socks, what short-legged socks, stockings, and suddenly a black stockings appeared, "Damn, what the hell is this, I must have opened the wrong wardrobe, this must not be mine, bandeau, pink, red nene, stockings, black stockings, what the hell is this, what a mother you were in your previous life!" But these clothes are quite fragrant, do you want to stay" Thinking of this, Ye Bufan was about to collapse, "What do I think, I actually want to keep these things" Ye Bufan shook his head vigorously, wanting to get rid of these messy thoughts, Ye Bufan picked up the black silk stockings and trembled, "I resolutely don't look at it, resolutely don't look at it" He said silently in his heart, but Ye Bufan still couldn't help but turn his head and look at "The last look, this is the last look" but glanced at it again, "Ah, ah, it's so distressed" However, Ye Bufan remembered that if he put on the black stockings, put on a bandeau and put on lipstick, and then said delicately, "Come on, be happy" Thinking of the cold sweat flowing down his head, it was too terrifying, Ye Bufan immediately closed his eyes, his hands became very fierce, and the red, pink, long and short ones were all stuffed into the black plastic bag by Ye Bufan

Ye Bufan couldn't help but tremble and said, "It's too terrifying, if you really get it, it's really a proper women's clothing boss, what pure white is not as good as me wearing women's clothes, it is estimated that there is no more feminine than me in women's clothes, I'm afraid that women are not as good as me in women's clothes, no, I can't go on like this, after I clean these up, I must be a pure man, a pure man like a male god" Ye Bufan lifted the clothes on his belly and looked at it, this thin skin and tender flesh, it is estimated that it can be forced by people before it goes out halfway and is powerless to resist, You must train the eight-pack abs that belong to men, this idea is getting more and more firm, Ye Bufan's eyes flashed like fire, and he clenched his right fist hard, and it was decided.

Ye Bufan then disposed of the garbage, and bought a large meal of daily necessities on Dingdong, "I'm so tired, it took two full hours to clean up, but now it's fine, there are no those girly things" Now there is a pink computer desk and a pink liquid screen computer in Ye Bufan's room, a princess bed But there are no messy toys and colors, there is only a white mattress left, and even the pink quilt is thrown out, it is not a loss, it is just that they are given to those who need it, The pink wardrobe was so empty that I couldn't even touch a single hair, so I went downstairs when I was done

"Fan'er, come down to eat"

"Oh"

Ye Bufan took a look, that is, the leftover food from last night, it was still quite a lot, and it was estimated that it was enough at noon

"That's right, Mom and Dad."

"What's wrong, what's the matter?" Parents were puzzled

"It's nothing, it's just that you can't call me Fan'er in the future, call me Fan or Ye Bufan, this Fan Er sounds too embarrassing and ashamed, I don't want to listen to a nickname, I also asked my sister to change it, and she will also call me Fan in the future"

Father Ye and Mother Ye were stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile, "Okay, we also call you extraordinary, after all, you have grown up and have your own thoughts, if you don't want to hear that name, don't call it, call it what you like to hear"

Ye Bufan was moved for a moment, and nodded vigorously "Hmm"

"Hurry up and eat, or the rice will be cold"

"Good"

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