Wooing
I saw that he turned on the normal green light again, ignored me, and went to my bedroom. "Hey ......? It's really against you," I shouted angrily, "I think you really don't have to repair it,...... Believe it or not, I'm throwing you in the garbage? Come out! …… Still not out yet? Good ......! I'll throw it away for you tomorrow, throw it in the scrap recycling station, and you can also use the robot recycling shop! At least you can get some more money. I'll get a new one tomorrow, I'm mad at you! ”
I was scolding without a head, and he came out, and he came to me with something in his hand. Usually I often get angry at him, and sometimes scold him, but he is used to it and doesn't care. I saw him come over, stuff it in my hand, and then shrug his shoulders, and then walked to the coffee table and poured me water.
As soon as I looked at this thing, it dawned on me, bank cards! Now I realize that I don't have a penny. Looking back at the refrigerator, you can't just eat fruit, right? And two loaves of bread, which is not enough! I went into the kitchen to take a look, and there was nothing left in the kitchen, and there were still a few packs of instant noodles. But now I want to eat something good and celebrate my progress. After thinking about it, I made a few phone calls to my friends, excluding some who no one answered, and some who claimed to be or their wives said that they didn't have time, and then hung up, so I only contacted Wei Yang and Li Saibo, and I said to them on the phone: "Today buddy is happy, please go to the big willow tree to rub a meal, and by the way, go to Dongfanghong to roar twice, if you want to come, you can come, if you don't come." ”
I know them too well, usually if I call and say AA system, they are poorer than the other, they all say they have no money, and they run faster than the other after eating. If I were to treat them, they would usually bring some money. Although I don't expect them to dig. But if I say that I go to the global village, the situation is very different, everyone is very generous, and the money will never be less. Besides, the consumption here is quite high, they are very conscious here, and they will generally AA system.
Originally, Wei Yang said that there was something wrong and he couldn't get out, but as soon as he heard that I was going to have a treat, he immediately said that he would wait for me at the gate of the big willow tree in ten minutes. I can't help but laugh wickedly, I don't believe I can't control you. As a result, when it came to the big willow tree, Li Saibo was the first to arrive. He asked me, "Who hasn't come?" ”
I shrugged my shoulders and said; "Who else? Just one, Wei Yang. The others were too busy to say anything, alas, ......! Pity. ”
He nodded sympathetically and said, "If you don't come to pull it, let's just be a singleton, someone in the province will say after eating, 'My wife is too boring, I'll go back to accompany her', and so on. Besides, if they don't come, they don't take it orally, who doesn't eat it for nothing! Right? ”
I kicked him and said, "Fuck you, you're not a good bird, and every time you finish eating, your stomach hurts or your butt hurts." Dirt or not? You also have something fresh, at least a little creative! No wonder you can't go to school, you can see from this. ”
Li Saibo had a closed door and quickly changed the topic: "What about Wei Yang?" Isn't this kid very close to here? Why haven't you come yet? ”
"Who knows, it is estimated that he was entangled by a beautiful woman again, and now he is dying again! Leave him alone, let's go in first, maybe he'll be there in a moment. ”
Li Saibo agreed. We went in and found a small table that stood out and sat down and ordered good food and drinks. We didn't drink between us, we all poured ourselves. Drink more if you can't, drink less if you can't, and pull down if you don't drink. But we are unanimously against drinking drinks, because it gives us a loss of face in public. Except for lesbians.
So after I ordered with Li Saibo, he drank his liquor and I drank my beer. Ever since I was drunk with a mess on my birthday, I've stayed away from baijiu. The two of us chatted about his recent work, and he has been working as a shopping guide for a well-known manufacturer for almost two years. His current attitude is that he is full of confidence in the future, and the leaders have also affirmed his work attitude. He also said that the manufacturer seems to be expanding the project next year, and it is estimated that it will be completed in a year, and maybe he can be transferred to a new project and become a purchasing manager or something. Speaking of this, he said with a wicked smile: "Maybe there will be a lot of oil and water!" …… When the time comes, I will spare 5,000 yuan and invite you to the Starlight Hotel for a meal. After speaking, he took a sip of wine, slowly put down the wine glass and said, "So, I don't dare to be sloppy at all now, I should send it, I should invite it." Now is also the hardest time......! ”
I also comforted him a few words, saying, "Society is like this, if you want to mix up as a person, there must be a transition period!" In any case, dark clouds obscured the sun, and the sky was sunny after the rain. When the time comes, everything will pass, and you will get out. "After that, I don't think the atmosphere is very good. continued: "Don't think so much, bothered? The road is paved, you just have to walk on your own. Besides, if you really want to be a manager, then the job will not be easy to do! You just think about how to do your job well and keep climbing. At that time, you invite us to the starlight again, and we won't do it yet!" ”
Sure enough, he smiled and said, "Okay......!" As long as I am alive on earth, I invite you to the Beijing International Hotel for a meal. Kindness...... We've been here for more than ten minutes, why hasn't this man gossiped yet? Ay...... Here it comes! ”
Sure enough, a ...... came in from the door, a beggar? The hair was messy like a chicken nest, the clothes were torn a few times, two buttons were lost, the face was still ......, why was it still swollen, and the eye circles seemed to be still blue. As soon as he entered the door, he was stunned for a moment, waved at us when he saw us, and then walked over. The security guard who came in with him went back as soon as he saw him walking towards us.
"Wow! Why did you come to ask for food? As soon as Li Saibo saw him coming over, he shouted: "Waiter......, why did you come in and ask for food?" Tell the security guards to lure him out. "I didn't expect a waiter to run outside.
The person who came was Wei Yang, and he came over and gave Li Saibo a punch. He said, "Call you big, and then ask me to make you like this!" After speaking, he turned his head and shouted: "Waiter, come to a plate of sauerkraut, plus a bottle of dry red." …… Oh, and grab another pair of chopsticks. After speaking, he sat down unceremoniously, poured a cup of tea and drank it himself.
We couldn't help but laugh when we saw him like this. I asked, "Yangyang, where have you been?" It can't be robbed by a beautiful woman, right? ”
I saw him take a sip of tea unhurriedly, then put the cup down slowly, and then looked at the two of us calmly. Li Saibo couldn't stand it anymore, he shouted: "Waiter, it's not a beggar who came, he's a psychopath." Scream...... Alas! …… Hurt. ”
I saw Wei Yang withdraw his fist and say, "I'm fine, didn't I just take a few hits?" But it's worth it, I can't even recognize them when I clean them up. After speaking, he glanced at the two of us again, and I couldn't help but shudder when I looked at this ....... Li Saibo shouted again: "The security guard comes in, there is a guy here who asks for food, and he is a psychopath, and he is still a homosexual!" …… Hi...... Hi...... I flash. Hey....... ”
Wei Yang gave up after a few hits. I saw him look ahead, with a hazy look, and said, "Dude, do you know? My spring is coming. From now on...... I am about to say goodbye to my lonely single ...... and move towards a warm ...... A world for two. …… Bless me, friend! After speaking, he had an intoxicated look.
I stood up, took a few steps away, looked at him from top to bottom, and couldn't help but laugh. Li Saibo is even more exaggerated and knocks on the table.
Wei Yang seemed unhappy to see us like this. He said, "What are you laughing at?" It's true. Look at this slap mark on my face, it's ......, oh ......! That's what that cutie left me. When he said this, we saw that there was really a slap mark on the red and swollen part of his face. We both laughed so hard that we could barely breathe.
I wiped my tears and asked, "Then Wei Daqingsheng, I want to ask, since that beauty is so 'good' to you, then what are you doing here?" …… By the way, Daqingsheng, if you knew you were like this, I would introduce you to a distant cousin of mine. ”
Wei Yang shivered and said, "Forget it! Like your cousin, it is estimated that if anyone marries her, they will have to lose their skin if they don't die. ”
"Don't you like that?" Li Saibo took over and said, "Don't you have this hobby? ”
"Holy! That's what you have this hobby. I'm telling you, I'm a normal person. It was, it is, and it will be. If you want to say that there is, you also have it. ”
"Then you were beaten like this by a beautiful cutie, and you still seem to enjoy it?" I didn't know why, so I asked.
"Whew! You're enjoying it. I'll tell you, only this slap in the face on my body was given to me by her, and the rest was given by someone else. Seeing that we were becoming more and more confused, he sighed and said, "Forget it, for you like this, I'll tell you." Here's the case, @@#$%@@#$%@@#$%......! ”
It turned out that Weiyang was not far from here, so he planned to come on foot. On a small road that I just came, I encountered a relationship dispute between a man and a woman. Is his nickname gossip, so he watched it for a while. After staying for a while, I realized that the man's name seemed to be Hu Hansan, and the woman's name was Mengling, the two of them worked in a company and had a relationship. But the man seems to be very unprofessional, running around all day long. That Meng Ling also persuaded him a few words, and he accepted it in person, but behind his back he returned to his previous state. A while ago, it seemed that he was still fooling around with other women, that Meng Ling asked him, and he couldn't tell him, and then he was caught on the spot at the bar, and Meng Ling proposed to break up in a fit of anger. That Hu Hansan was anxious, disagreed, and even made a "touching deed" of "heroes saving beauty", trying to move Mengling and save the relationship that was about to break. However, the sky is not beautiful, in order to completely shape his hero image, he found two two hundred and five to be used as punching bags for him.
When the two two hundred and five intercepted Meng Ling, Meng Ling was very frightened and shouted for help while struggling. At this time, the "hero appeared", and Hu Han shouted and appeared. However, Hu Hansan seemed to be a little heavier, and one of them, two hundred and five, actually said: "Hey? Say yes and don't slap your face, how can you ......? Oops! …… Monkey stealing peaches? You ......" said the other again, "Ahhh......h Hit me again? It's time to hit him ....... Alas, ......! Damn it's wrong again, if it's like this, I'll stop doing it! As a result, the diorama was dismantled and completely exposed. No matter how stupid Mengling is, she can figure out what's going on with her legs. She was so angry that she trembled all over, and walked back without saying a word. When Wei Yang walked there, Hu Hansan was dragging Meng Ling and begging for mercy, and Meng Ling also insisted on breaking up, scolding Hu Hansan while wanting to go back. However, she was caught by Hu Hansan, and Meng Ling couldn't get out.
At this time, Wei Yang wanted to come to us, after all, it was someone else's business, and he couldn't interfere with it. Just as he turned around, things changed. Hu Hansan actually picked up Mengling. He also said that he had spent a lot of money on her in the past two years, and now she broke up without even touching it, it's too cheap for you, and you have to get your losses back. While struggling, Meng Ling shouted for help. It's not too late on this path, but there are very few people. At this time, apart from them, there was only Wei Yang. Wei Yang stopped and glanced back, he didn't want to be nosy, so he continued to walk here. But the more I listened, the more I felt the girl's cry for help, so that my feet couldn't move like lead. Wei Yang gritted his teeth, strengthened his courage, and even shouted: "Let go of that girl." "Rushed over, and as a result, the words were not speculated on the spot PK. Fortunately, when Wei Yang was in school, he had good sports, so his physical fitness was also very good. One person singled out three people, and he didn't fall behind at all. It was also Hu Hansan who drank some wine, and the two two hundred and five brothers were injured in advance, so after a while, Wei Yang settled them. The body has become like this, the moment on his face, he just rushed over, Meng Ling gave Hu Hansan a slap after struggling, and she didn't know until now that the slap hit Wei Yang in the face.
After that, Na Mengling was afraid and felt very wronged, so she hugged Wei Yang and cried. Wei Yang also wanted to comfort him, and then came over by himself. But when he saw that this could not be done, he had to lead her to the main road, beat one of them, and send her home. Then I rushed over in a car again.
Speaking of this, he also said with an intoxicated face: "You don't know, she said that I am a good person, and she wants me to go in and accompany her." It's all you, and if you two hadn't stayed here, I would have gone in a long time ago, maybe by now...... Hey! …… Later, under her repeated retention, I had no choice but to leave the phone to her, and I hurried over. "It's so dramatic to hear this, you can do something like this? Li Saibo and I couldn't help but sigh: "You are so talented!" Wei Yang shook his head and said, "Alas, ......! It turns out that people are handsome, and they can still be like this. ”