Chapter 16 A bald head doesn't necessarily make you strong
"Miss Natasha, I wonder what you came to my house to do?" Squatting in front of Natasha, dressed in black leather with only her face and neck exposed, Steve carefully placed the stone knife on the snow-white skin of her neck.
He had a stone knife in his hand, which was the harvest of Steve's three days of digging a pit, dozens of boxes of stone and dirt.
With plenty of stone and no need for technology in the Stone Age, Steve naturally replaced himself with a new set of equipment weapons, a stone knife with attack power of four!
Natasha, who was lying on the ground, looked at Steve, who was squatting beside her, twisted her throat and forcibly agitated her lungs that were hot because of shortness of breath, "I...... Not yet...... I've seen a house hidden underground, and it looks more like a ...... A grave. ”
Glancing sideways at the stone house in the middle of the underground cavern, which looked like a locked coffin, "There is also a coffin in it......"
"Ahem, don't talk nonsense, this is an underground villa I dug up!" Steve's face immediately darkened, "You're trespassing on a private house now!" ”
Although Steve admits that he has no sense of art in building, this is the ultimate symmetrical villa that he finally dug up day and night, block by block, and was actually described by Natasha as a coffin in the grave pit?!
Uncle is bearable! Sister-in-law can't bear it!
Looking at Natasha on the ground as if I didn't have any strength now, Steve angrily took the stone knife in his hand away from the skin on Natasha's neck slightly, "It's just that I haven't prepared to decorate this villa yet!" There were two huge swimming pools on either side of the house, chickens, pigs, cows, and sheep behind the house, and finally ten neat rows of towering trees were planted in front of the house! When I'm done, I'll let you see what art is! ”
Natasha was silent for a moment, "Actually, I think it's good to have a simple tomb, and there is no need to decorate it so luxuriously." ”
"And, whew...... Now that I have heard your description, I feel that this place is more like a tomb, except that you have added a beautiful symbol to your own grave. ”
"If you think about it, it's like a coffin in a stone house, surrounded by forests and water, birds and beasts running, and planting a few rows of neat trees for yourself in front of the grave."
The corners of Steve's mouth twitched wildly, and the stone knife that had been lifted slightly from Natasha's neck fell on her neck again, "I repeat, this is my underground villa, but it hasn't been renovated yet!! Not a grave!! ”
Natasha, who was lying on the ground, looked at Steve stunned, and then lay on the ground showing her white teeth, and couldn't help laughing, "Haha, it's built underground, there are no vents, and it's full of dense torches underground, you don't even understand the reason that living things need oxygen to survive, it's obviously a cemetery and what kind of underground villa do you say......"
Hearing this, Steve smiled mysteriously, "You won't understand the mystery here." ”
Faced with Steve's mysterious smile, Natasha felt that she could never keep up with Steve's thinking.
Steve's mind is too jumpy, digging his own grave for a while, and decorating his grave for a while, ponds, woods, animals.
The mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the species are abundant......
"However, it is normal to have torches in the grave."
"Congratulations, you've me off!" Steve would never allow anyone to be insulted for his hard work, even if he lacked artistic talent to build symmetrical buildings!
Natasha winked at Steve, feigning pity, "So, what do you want to do to me?" I have the power to bind the chicken now. ”
Looking at Natasha who was flattering him on the ground, Steve's heart was suddenly wandering after decades of being single.
But at this time, Steve thinks about the time when he used to play Minecraft with his friends, and his friends did the same.
"Steve, come with me, there's a diamond ahead!"
Then he would be excited, and rush to the diamond mine with an iron pickaxe, and then?
And then he burned himself with lust, cough cough, no, he was bathing in magma.
From then on, Steve could only wear a leather coat and hold a stone manuscript in his hand, act as an air bag and a mobile food backpack, and follow his friend with a diamond sword and diamond armor all the way to the cave.
So, when Steve faced Natasha's weak temptation, he pressed the gun very honestly and then took out a stick and struck Natasha somewhere.
Looking at the wigs scattered on the ground, Steve and Natasha were both stunned at the same time.
"Your hair ......" looked at Natasha's reflective bald head, and Steve didn't know what to say.
If God gave Steve a chance to do that kind of evil thing just now, doing that kind of thing to a girl would be a danger!
But when Steve saw Natasha's indifferent expression, he muttered secretly in his heart, "Maybe the black widow Natasha in the movie has been wearing a wig, but the previous audience didn't find out." ”
Putting the stick back in his pocket, Steve solemnly took out the stone knife again and placed it on Natasha's neck.
If it wasn't necessary, Steve didn't want to kill Natasha himself, not to mention that Natasha was beautiful in a wig, and to talk about Natasha's future identity as the original Avenger, Steve couldn't do it.
"Agent Natasha, can't you just let me and yourself go? I really don't want to join S.H.I.E.L.D., wouldn't you just let me build a beautiful grave here with peace of mind? Steve took the stone knife and picked it up and put it down on Natasha's neck.
"It's not up to me to decide this, my superiors have been urging me for a long time, and I don't want to fail in the first task of my new life." Natasha squinted at the wig on the ground, not afraid of the cold stone knife around her neck.
"Then can I tell your superiors about my situation, I really don't have the slightest interest in agents." Steve said very sincerely to Natasha on the ground, "You can actually cooperate, you give me money, and I will help you do troublesome things that meet the value." ”
Natasha took a deep breath and stared into Steve's black eyes, "My mission is to recruit you into our organization, not to talk about cooperation, but I will report this to my superiors, but not now." ”
Steve looked at Natasha on the ground, who was just about to stand up, and quickly moved the stone knife in his hand a little, "Agent Natasha!" Miss Natasha! In this case, you contact your boss first. ”
"As an agent, it's our job to get the job done! Instead of contacting your boss at every turn. Natasha was unmoved, not even her tone changed.
"Isn't that the duty of a soldier?"
"The duty of a soldier is to obey orders! Not necessarily the mission! Natasha was fearless, and she even struggled to pull out the weapon in her hand.
"Alright then, I'll give you time to think about it."
Faced with the stubborn Natasha, Steve was very helpless and happy to take away all the weapons he could find on her body, and then used stones to build her a simple stone cell six meters high without a door, and took out matches and torches and stuck them in the wall.
With the exception of Natasha's wig, Steve took almost every weapon he could find on Natasha.
No way, Natasha's experience is really not good, the fighting skills are bells and whistles, but it is surprisingly easy to deal with, he has not been able to hit Natasha empty-handed with a knife.
And it was called a comfort by the electricity.
In order to prevent Natasha from suffocating, Steve deliberately left an empty block on the roof of Natasha before leaving.
He was busy all day, hungry and needed to replenish his hunger and satiety.
Satiety is a kind of implicit hunger, the hunger level is forty points, which is expressed in the panel is twenty chicken legs, but satiety is a kind of implicit data after the hunger level is full.
It's like the fat in your body, storing energy that you can't see.
As for Natasha, Steve decides to calm her down and make her fully aware that he really just wants to build himself an underground villa underground.
Then let her climb a five-kilometer ladder to leave.
Before going up the ladder to eat, Steve looked back at the underground villa he had dug up and frowned.
"It's kind of like ......"