Ya, Lao Tzu helped you, you actually want to poison me. This is revenge! How bad the nature is. Meow a cat, look at the claws!

Li Qingyun slapped Wen Jie again, and the time it took to slap the last one was 90 minutes. The CD cooldown time can be said to be quite long.

Li Qingyun heard that lipstick and other cosmetics are particularly harmful to cats, so there is such a big reaction.

"You're beating me again, you violent cat! I'm a cop, believe it or not, I'll take you back to the police station and put you in a dark room. Wen Jie threatened Li Qingyun, she felt that this cat was too lawless and needed to be treated.

Li Qingyun pursed her lips and looked at Wen Jie disdainfully, she dared to intimidate me, don't you know that my courage is greater than my body?

Suddenly, Yu Guang saw that the mouse man was lying on the ground and wanted to run away, Li Qingyun stretched out his paw and pressed Wen Jie's head in the direction of the mouse man.

This policewoman is really, patronizing and sucking, and she doesn't even do anything serious. If this let the mouse man run away, Li Qingyun felt that his face was not only lost, but simply lost.

"Stop, don't try to run." Wen Jie put down Li Qingyun and rushed towards the mouse man.

Seeing this, Li Qingyun estimated that the injured mouse man couldn't escape Wen Jie's palm, so he wagged his tail and turned to leave.

Well, he's hungry again and is going home to eat. As for going to see Hengheng, after looking at the lip prints on his body, Li Qingyun decisively gave up this idea. It would be bad if Hengheng misunderstood.

"Meow Meow (wait for me)" Xiaoxiao immediately ran out halfway and came to Li Qingyun's side, but his eyes looked at Li Qingyun a little empty.

Fortunately, Li Qingyun didn't find anything abnormal, but thought that Xiao Xiao was worried and afraid to hide aside. I didn't know that the antiques I had hidden were dug up and left a bubble of evidence inside.

"Meow Meow (Do you want to go to my house?) Coming to the second floor, Xiao Xiao looked at Li Qingyun with a weird smile again. At the same time, he pondered for a while how to let his two-legged beast shovel officer help hold down the orange, and then he could do whatever he wanted. Thinking of this, Xiaoxiao's smile was even more insidious. As a cat, it's too frustrating.

Looking at the little sinister smile, Li Qingyun felt uncomfortable. I knew it didn't have a good idea when I thought about it on my toes.

"Meow meow meow (be honest, don't fight ghost ideas)" Li Qingyun slapped a little and turned upstairs.

Xiaoxiao's face was full of loss. Tangerine is too smart to be fooled, what can I do?

When he got home, Li Qingyun, who had been tired for a long time after eating, slowly fell asleep under the harassment of the little milk cat. The milk meows expressed their unhappiness, and their father went out to surf all day, and when he came back, he ate and slept without playing with him, which was really irresponsible.

Li Qingyun slept until evening, stretched his waist and moved his body.

With a "snap", a milk meow fell from Li Qingyun's body. The little milk cat frowned and looked dissatisfied, but did not open its eyes, but turned over and continued to sleep.

Li Qingyun looked around with a weak heart, and no one else found it except Xiao Xingfu, Li Qingyun put his mind at ease, as if he had done nothing, and walked to the living room.

Xiao Xingfu looked at Li Qingyun with a weak heart with a disdainful face, this cat's cat quality is getting worse and worse.

"Hey, Tangerine, what's on you?" Liang Qian noticed Li Qingyun's abnormality, picked up Li Qingyun and examined it carefully.

Body? I had a milk meow on my body just now, but now I don't have it!

"Lip prints, like? Really. Speaking of oranges, what's going on? How do you have lip prints on your body? Liang Qian said a little angrily. It's like the cabbage that has been raised by my family for many years has been arched by someone else's pig.

Oh, it turns out that Liang Qian is talking about this!

"Meow (I want you to take care of it)" Li Qingyun said impatiently, but there was a hint of weakness in his impatience. What's going on? How can I be weak-hearted? This is not scientific!

"I don't know, how could you not know? Tell me honestly, whose girl did you hook up with? Liang Qian felt that Li Qingyun was now a big cat, a flowery flower, and it was too much to go out and hook up with others all day long. Isn't it enough to have a big beauty of your own to hook it up?

Li Qingyun slapped his forehead, oh my God, I can't communicate. There is more than a generation gap between him and Liang Qian, it is simply a trench!

"How dare you self-harm? It's really getting more and more excessive, and you dare to threaten me with self-harm? Liang Qian inserted her waist, and a 21st century little shrew was officially launched.

Li Qingyun...... The shovel officer can't communicate, is it too late to return the goods now?

Li Qingyun ignored the crazy and jealous Liang Qian and walked into the kitchen.

Mao Mao took two steps back vigilantly, thinking that her backer Liang Mu was here, Mao Mao suddenly had the courage to puff up her chest and look like she was not afraid of you.

Li Qingyun ignored Mao Mao, came to Liang's mother's feet, and rubbed Liang's mother affectionately.

"Meow Meow (I want to take a bath)" Li Qingyun wanted to wash off the lipstick marks on his body, so as not to be poisoned and hung up.

"Mom, the oranges are too much, go out and hook up with girls all day long, you see all the lipstick marks on your body." Liang Qian said with an unhappy look on her face.

"It's a cat hooking up with a girl, it's clear that the girl sees it cute and kisses it. Oh, saw it hook up with a little white cat yesterday. ”

Liang's mother really knew everything. Wait, Mother Liang, to make it clear, I'm hooked up. No, it's a good or bad little female cat who was framed by Xiao Hei's bad character.

With Liang's mother's support, no matter how angry and jealous Liang Qian was, she was helpless against Li Qingyun. Li Qingyun looked at Liang Qian proudly and provocatively, Xiao Sample, fighting with me.

Seeing Li Qingyun's small eyes, Liang Qian suddenly felt chest tightness and shortness of breath. She was pretty sure it was because her breasts had grown again.

After taking a bath at night, Li Qingyun accompanied the little milk cat.

In the next few days, Liang Qian guarded Li Qingyun strictly, for fear that Li Qingyun would take out the milk meow again and give it away or go out to hook up with beautiful women again. However, after discovering that Li Qingyun did not have this mind, Liang Qian was finally relieved.

Liang Qian didn't know that her living expenses for the rest of the month had been secretly spent by Li Qingyun every day.

Because he had no money, Li Qingyun had to think of other ways, and the failure to rob the bank was still a big blow to Li Qingyun, so that he no longer had the intention of robbing the bank. As for antiques, Li Qingyun is now a cat, and he can't find a way to sell them at all, so he can only put them there temporarily.

As a result, Li Qingyun fell into the deepest self-analysis in history. How exactly do you make money? What do you have to sell? Kittens? No, no, Li Qingyun very wisely strangled this crazy idea.

Hey, the little milk cat can't do it, you can sell the little happiness! Li Qingyun felt that he had thought of a good idea to make money. However, the cat refuses to leave the house, which is a problem.

Wait, little happiness can be sold, so hairy and extinct? It can also be sold, especially extinction, and birds with such a peculiar shape are absolutely rare, and they are guaranteed to sell for a good price. But how do you get them out? And how do you find buyers? Even if you find it, how do you communicate?

Faced with this series of problems, Li Qingyun suddenly felt that his head was as big as a fight.

Li Qingyun is now not just as simple as being mad, he has gone farther and farther on the road of crime, and he has ridden away.

Meow Meow (What is Daddy doing?) The little milk cat ran to Li Qingyun's side and asked.

The little milk cat is so cute. Wait, I'm a very cute cat, I can sell cute and make money! Li Qingyun has finally found a less frustrating way to make money.

"Meow meow meow (good son is awesome, I finally figured it out)" Li Qingyun gave the little milk cat a rewarding kiss, not telling whether the little milk cat was male or female.

"Meow meow (Dad, we want it too)" The other little milk cats immediately ran to Li Qingyun's side to ask for a reward after seeing it.

Li Qingyun kissed each milk meow before they left satisfied.

After thinking for a while, Li Qingyun finally figured out how to sell Meng for money.

Early the next morning, Li Qingyun walked out of the house with tools after Liang's mother's family left.

Li Qingyun spent an hour finding a large square, nodded with satisfaction, and decided to start his first cute business here. made a fortune and went to the pinnacle of life in one fell swoop again.

Choosing an open location, Li Qingyun put the sign up, put a small cardboard box in front of the sign, and squatted obediently on the side. Seeing that everyone didn't look at it, Li Qingyun was very disappointed.

Anyway, I'm very cute and Q, and I'm very big, how can you not see me as a heavyweight! The aroma of wine is also afraid of deep alleys, and it seems that you have to promote it yourself!

"Meow meow meow (don't miss it when you pass by)" Li Qingyun shouted at the top of his voice.

The effect was obvious, and everyone looked at Li Qingyun one after another, because Li Qingyun was not only loud, but also difficult to hear.

"Hey, whose cat barks so badly?"

"This cat is so fat, it's time to lose weight."

"Wow, it's an orange cat! My favorite cat too. ”

"Hey, look at the sign next to the cat."

"Yo, who is this, so smart? I even used cats to make money. ”

"What a cleverness, this is clearly cat abuse. Should we call the police? Hearing this, Li Qingyun Khan, Crazy Khan, Waterfall Khan, Genghis Khan.

Do you want it to be so serious? People are just selling cuteness to make money, and the police uncle is so busy, so let's not alarm them. I don't know if I will be arrested by the police uncle and locked up in a small black house for operating without a license?

Fortunately, this enthusiastic aunt did not make a call, which put Li Qingyun's hanging heart down.

"Cat, where is your owner?"

Li Qingyun looked at the questioning uncle cutely, what are you going to do? If you want to buy it, hurry up, if you don't buy it, give way, stand here and delay my business.

"Cats sell cute, hug 10 yuan once." A child who has just learned to read spits out the words on the sign.

Afraid that the business would not be good, Li Qingyun did not dare to write the price too high.

"Meow meow meow (do you buy this meow moe or not?) Li Qingyun was a little impatient. It's too hard to do business.