Mr. Shan passed by the garden of the WD Club yesterday and overheard the conversation between Chu Xiaoxi and Lu Zuoyu.

After eating, Chu Xiaoxi and Lu Zuoyu were in the open black ranking.

Lu Zuoyu pretended to ask casually: "Xiaoxi, let me ask you a question." ”

Chu Xiaoxi's mind was on the game, and he didn't raise his head and said, "Well, you say, right?" ”

Lu Zuoyu: "Father, grandfather and husband, which one is not related to you?" ”

Chu Xiaoxi didn't think about it: "Husband." ”

Lu Zuoyu chuckled: "Hey, I'm here." ”

Chu Xiaoxi reacted, and her face turned red.

Chu Xiaoxi glared at Lu Zuoyu, and said angrily: "It's too much, you're not me...... I...... That ......"

Lu Zuoyu stroked her hair, and his voice was low: "I just used the grammar of the future perfect tense in advance, and it's all mine anyway." ”

A gust of wind blew, and the garden was full of green leaves, and both of them laughed.

Mr. Shan looked at it sneakily for a while, and his handsome eyebrows stretched out, thinking that he really deserved to be Lu Zuoyu, who was too good at coaxing girls to be happy.

The corners of Mr. Shan's mouth turned up, and he crept away.

In the evening, Mr. Shan returned to the live broadcast room. Sitting crookedly on the chair, humming "I'm here to beat you" while opening his mobile phone to post Weibo.

Silent mother Lan Fenyun gave birth to a son, and Mr. Shan and Silent went to visit, so Mr. Shan took half a month off.

didn't broadcast live for half a month, and the Shanjiajun was angry.

Mr. Shan logged in to Weibo and posted a live broadcast preview.

[Long time no see, the master is back! ] At 8 o'clock tonight, the tentacles 888 will be seen or dispersed! 】

And with nine handsome photos of the mountain.

As soon as Weibo was posted, Mr. Shan's hand quickly beeped non-stop, and the message gurgled:

[Mr. Shan has no underwear]: "Yo, who is this?" （￣～￣）”

[Today, Mr. Shan's silence has disappeared for 15 days]: "Who is this?" ”

[The rich brother is a crescent]: "...... Who's this? Finally remembered the Weibo password? ”

[Old popsicles evaporate every day]: "The brothers are all scattered, who is this, I don't know." ”

[Rong Mama Heavy Rain Pear Flower Needle]: "Heh, if you don't show your face tonight, see how I clean you up ('⌒′メ)!" ”

……

The mountain was speechless.

As a popular game live broadcast brother in the industry, Mr. Shan asked for leave and complained. But fans can't help it, their favorite anchors have to be fans on their knees......

Mr. Shan skillfully turned on the live broadcast equipment, adjusted the camera, played music, and opened the game interface.

At 8 o'clock in the evening, the tentacle live broadcast 888 room will be broadcast on time!

In order to make up for the guilt of not broadcasting live for half a month, Mr. Shan took the initiative to show his face, took the initiative to sing, and broadcast live for four hours, until 12 o'clock in the middle of the night before waving goodbye.

Mr. Shan stretched his waist, yawned, drank water to moisten his throat, washed up, and then rubbed his eyes and went back to the bedroom in a daze.

Late at night quietly.

Silent has not yet slept, sitting on the left side of the bed, with a pillow on his back, a laptop on his lap, and working.

Hearing the movement, he raised his head silently: "Come and sleep." ”

Mr. Shan kicked his slippers and yawned and fell onto the bed.

Lying on the quilt and squinting for a while, Mr. Shan suddenly opened his eyes and pretended to ask casually: "Silence and silence, I will ask you a question." ”

Silence: "Hmm. ”

Mr. Shan's eyes rolled and he deliberately asked: "Father, grandfather and husband, which one is not related to you?" ”

Mr. Shan pricked up his ears and was ready to answer "belch".

Unexpectedly, silently stopped what he was doing and looked at the person next to him silently.

Mr. Shan poked his waist and urged him: "You say, say it quickly, say it quickly!" ”

Silence's thin lips moved, hesitated, and were silent for a while.

Finally, close the computer.

"Huh? What are you doing with your computer, it's not working? Quickly answer the question just now, hey, what are you doing, don't come here, I'm so tired today, I don't want to do that all day...... Ahhh ”

……

In the end, Mr. Shan was forced to shout hoarsely many times until he begged for mercy.

Later, for a long time, Mr. Shan was puzzled as to why Xi's sister-in-law was fooled, and when he heard the silence, he knew what was wrong.

Finally, one day, Mr. Shan understood:

It turns out that sister-in-law Xi is better than silence......

……

(Reminder: Summer homework.) )