"Get up! If the host doesn't get up again, I will give the host a lightning therapy legal person host to be sober and sober! ”

"Don't bother me, let me sleep for a while" Ye Bufan ignored the sound of the system, changed to a comfortable sleeping position and continued to dream of himself, I don't know what dirty things I was thinking about in my dream, I have been happy, and my saliva is flowing out.

"One beautiful morning, the host is still lazy in bed, and as a good system, it is obligated to keep the host awake."

"Lightning Therapy Preparation, Countdown Begins: 5-4-3-2-1"

Dark clouds began to dominate the room again, and there was a "hiss--hiss" sound inside, and countless sparks could be seen flickering in the dark clouds, like white snakes constantly rolling.

Suddenly, there was a "click", and lightning struck Ye Bufan, like a python seeing its prey.

"Ahhh~~"

What the ending is, everyone should be able to imagine it, that's right, Ye Bufan at this time has become killing Matt again, there is still continuous green smoke coming out of his mouth, and the saliva has also evaporated.

"System, you Ma XX, I'll do XX ......"

"If the host is found to have bad thoughts about the system, reward another lightning treatment"

"I'm XX...... Ahhh~~"

At this time, Ye Bufan seemed to see Jesus waving to him again, as if he said again, "Come on, child, be given up by this world, come with me so that you won't be cold, last time there was a little girl in country M, after sliding the only match, she also threw herself into the arms of Jesus, and now she is very happy, you can come over too" ((18)ōᴗō)۶"

Ye Bufan seemed to see something terrible, "I don't want it anymore!" The ghost is going to your arms! ”

I woke up immediately, and just wanted to use civilized words to greet the system, but at the thought of the lightning, my body couldn't help but tremble.

"The host is sober, do you want to make you sober again."

Ye Bufan hurriedly shook his head, if he was sober again, it was estimated that he would really go to see Jesus with that girl.

"It's good to be sober, now you can cook by yourself, you only have an hour, cook and eat, and after eating, you will train according to the method in the male god's cultivation manual."

"Well, should the system be delayed a little longer, you see that I am so pitiful, it will take two hours."

"Okay, a thunder and lightning treatment method for an hour, choose for yourself."

Ye Bufan's mouth twitched, "Just go, whoever is afraid of whom"

Ye Bufan hurriedly finished washing up, and hurriedly cooked, "It's over, it seems that the meal will only be made yesterday!" ”

"Do you want to get some instant noodles to eat?"

"The system detects that the host wants to eat junk food in the morning, this is eliminated, as a person who wants to become a male god, he must not eat junk food, otherwise I will make you aware of the harm of junk food!"

A few more black lines appeared on Ye Bufan's forehead, "Okay, okay!" You're the boss, you say! ”

Ye Bufan searched on his mobile phone to see what kind of rice was best to make, and finally found an egg noodles, "Just make this"

"System, this should be fine."

"Yes, in line with the breakfast in the morning"

Ye Bufan began to make the somen noodles, and about 30 minutes later, the somen soup was cooked, and Ye Bufan excitedly picked up the somen soup and ate it.

"Poof, it's so salty, I just put five big spoonfuls and it's so salty! , how do I eat it! ”

"The system can't be left uneaten."

"No, it's shameful to waste food, it will be spurned, as a male god should have a representative role, lead by example, you must finish the food you cooked, otherwise hehe......"

Ye Bufan listened to the words of the system devil, looked at his bowl again, and couldn't help but swallow a few saliva, "Fight, the dog's life is important, I don't want to see Jesus." ”

After eating, Ye Bufan looked dejected, and muttered, "Jesus, hehe, I guess I can see you."

"The host has five minutes, five minutes are over, and I'll let you see him right away"

Ye Bufan immediately came back to his soul, "Don't, I can't go!" ”

Ye Bufan hurriedly ran out of the house and ran to the park, the sky was still hazy at this time, the sun had not yet risen, the moon was slowly disappearing, and Ye Bufan began to run continuously.

At first, he could still run, but the more he ran, the more tired he became, and he had to want to give up in the end, but as soon as he gave up the system, he began to thunder and lightning, so Ye Bufan had to run down with tears in his eyes.

By the end of the run, the park was getting more and more crowded.

"You see that guy is so beautiful, if my daughter is here, I will definitely introduce her to her"

"Don't be whimsical, just your daughter, you don't look at what your daughter looks like"

"What's the matter, I'm not convinced! I'll introduce how to drop, do you want us to practice?"

"Whoever is afraid of you, come"

"Two old grandfathers fought over this"

"Look at my white crane shining wings"

"You're a grass chicken, spread your wings! Haha......"

"Look at my black tiger digging out the heart"

"You also said me, aren't you just a monkey picking peaches, why do you want to eat peaches?"

Ye Bufan looked at the two teases, and was speechless for a moment, and hurriedly left this place of right and wrong, Ye Bufan drooped his body, returned to the room tiredly, and saw that the mobile phone showed that it was only half past six, and he ran for a whole hour.

"I'm tired! I'm going to get some rest."

"The host can't lie down, and the person can't lie down when he just finishes running, otherwise it may cause blood pressure reflux, heart blockage, and death! So the host you can take a walk, but definitely not sit, squat, lie down"

"Devil you!" Ye Bufan knew that the system was for his good, Ye Bufan finally listened to the system's words, walked around the room, and after relieving himself, he lay down for a while.

The system looked at Ye Bufan and was almost resting, "It's time to move on to the next item."

"Sit-ups, push-ups...... 20 sets of starts"

Ye Bufan was about to collapse, "When is this the head!" ”

Ye Bufan was completely empty after finishing those 20 groups.

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