After Ye Bufan finished eating, he also washed the dishes by the way, if he was seen by his family, he would say, "My little baby, just let your sister wash the dishes, you will be responsible for eating, drinking and having fun, happiness is the most important thing, if you are hurt by the dishes and chopsticks, it will be bad, we will be very sad." ”

After Ye Bufan finished washing the dishes, he immediately returned to the room, rubbed his hands, and smirked happily, "I'm here for the computer, I'm here for the game!" If anyone knows, pick up a stick, "Where is this idiot who came from, beat him to death!" , don't let him harm other girls from good families"

Ye Bufan turned on the computer and clicked on the duck that he had just downloaded yesterday with his mouse, "I just visited the download yesterday, I haven't played it yet, I just want to have a good time today." "Ye Bufan opened Steam and registered an account on it, who knows the Ye Bufan account in this world, I am not the kind of soul to inherit the memory, and there is no old man, the gold finger is my head, guess it yourself, Ye Bufan opened his account and looked, there was a message from the bank card, your bank card has been recharged with 30,000 yuan...... Ye Bufan saw this information, his little heart seemed to be unbearable, and he was beating wildly, how could Ye Bufan have seen so much money, Since I was a child, there was no New Year's money in Dalian, and others gave red envelopes, but Ye Bufan, people sent clothes, food, etc., and it was already a great kindness to give these, and the red envelopes "hehe", Ye Bufan himself could definitely answer "What is the red envelope, can you eat it?" ”

Looking at that series of numbers, Ye Bufan wanted to kiss himself, his daily necessities had been paid by Ye Chenxin, which was equivalent to the 30,000 yuan that belonged to Ye Bufan's own, and he could spend it as he wanted.

What can Ye Bufan do when he sees the money arrive, of course it is a flower, buy, buy, eat duck for 98 yuan, so little, buy, Overwatch 289, buy, Ye Bufan spent a lot of money to buy more than a dozen games, "Alas, it only cost more than two thousand to buy so much, it seems that I am not suitable for spending money!" (Now I regret it a little, eat chicken, I haven't played it, I haven't played Overwatch, I'm too difficult, I haven't played any console games that ask for money, pity my humble author ( ́・̥̥̥̥̥ω・̥̥̥̥̥') Tears in the wind)

After buying an account, I entered the game and chose a female character, why did I choose a female character? That's the sass, this is the era of looking at appearance, that is, female characters = big men, in the previous life, when I saw a female character, I would cry wolf, like I hadn't eaten for a few years, and I was crazy when I saw the food, this is the charm of a woman, but if you choose a woman in this world, it is not attractive, if you choose a man, it is estimated that you will start to howl wolves, this is the charm of a man, but in Ye Bufan's eyes, women are very beautiful, who made Ye Bufan a man, and it is also a normal person.

After Ye Bufan chose a fair-skinned medium-high female character, he took a nickname of "I am an earthling" to commemorate that world, hoping to leave a little trace in this world, and then bought a few sets of good-looking clothes in the market, three thousand yuan was gone, it was not enough to buy clothes, and I went to buy gun skins, and each set of guns was equipped with a skin, Ye Bufan suddenly began to feel sorry for his money after buying the skin, and flew away before he could cover the heat, and it cost more than 10,000 yuan just to buy gun skins," Sure enough, it's still the most expensive to play games. ”

Then click on the random match, "It's finally started, so excited!" I hope that the start will be good and I will eat duck immediately", in fact, he didn't know that since he said this game, the ending had been decided. Ye Bufan came to Birth Island, which is also known as the "Quality Center Square" because you will meet all kinds of people here.

"I told you, you are all garbage, you have the ability to come to the military base with me, let's solo"

"Hey, someone is pretending, what should I do sisters?"

"Copy, Made, I'll let him know why the monkey's ass is so red"

"Come on, I'm afraid you'll do something, you have sisters and I don't."

"Sisters, for the sake of our airport boba, fight with them"

The two waves of men began a fierce hand-to-hand fight, and the battle situation was very fierce, "Ya Yan Butterfly, rush" "Sisters", more than a dozen people scuffled, Ye Bufan looked speechless, and thought to himself, "You all go to the airport, I'll just be alone, hehe......"

Then they entered the plane together, and the group of people were still "civilized language", "granddaughter, your aunt and grandmother are waiting for you at the airport, if you don't come, you are my granddaughter" "Great-granddaughter, your grandmother is here, come to call grandma, see that I am not at the airport to educate you about what it means to respect the old and love the young"

"Hehe, come on, I'm afraid of you, a bunch of garbage"

After a while, the plane arrived at the place where the parachute began, not surprisingly, more than 30 people flew to the airport together, Ye Bufan waited for them to fly away, and then flew down, flew to a remote coastal place, and began to get up, Ye Bufan will not care about other people's eyes, "I'm not Gou, I'm a strategic back, as the saying goes, thirty-six strategies, go for the best plan, see it, go is the best policy, this is the art of war handed down for 5,000 years, the ancients don't deceive me."

Ye Bufan looked around while struggling, for fear that someone would come out and knock him out, because this was Ye Bufan's first contact with this game, and he didn't know how to play it (the author hadn't even touched it (ꐦ ͈́ᗨ'͈)), Ye Bufan picked up one when he saw one, and he didn't look at the type of bullet and picked it up, the pistol was good, picked it up, what ump9 picked it up, there was a bow in front, it looked very powerful, picked it up, the pan, I wanted it.

A burst of gunshots, "Peng Peng", Ye Bufan's blood lost one-tenth, Ye Bufan crawled on the ground in fright and looked around, only to see a woman behind him who was still and was beating him with a pistol, Ye Bufan looked at the other party holding a pistol and dared to get on, and immediately annoyed, "You dare to take a pistol, when I am a rabbit to bully, even if a rabbit is easy to bully, it will bite if you are in a hurry", Ye Bufan lay down on the spot, "I don't believe that I can't beat a person with a pistol", Ye Bufan picked up the bow and crossbow and began to shoot" Dying under my bow is your greatest blessing, boy, you are now qualified to know my name, my name is called, I am an earthling" Ye Bufan said sickly, he sneered in front of the screen

"Suffer death", "squeak", the bow and arrow flew over the woman's head, Ye Bufan was embarrassed, "This is the first time I am not familiar with it" Ye Bufan said weakly, "Peng Peng" Ye Bufan's blood has dropped to seven-tenths again, "It's okay, don't panic, I still have so much blood, I have such a powerful weapon, as long as she is shot by me, she will die"

"Squeak" an arrow flew over her head again, Ye Bufan hurriedly shot three arrows, and at this time, only one-tenth of the blood volume was left, "Nima, such a pit person, this broken weapon is so cheating daddy!" You can't even kill a pistol" Ye Bufan became angry, "The last time, if you miss again, labor and management will abandon you", the last arrow seemed to hear Ye Bufan's heart, and flew out of an arc-shaped track, hitting the enemy's eyebrows, showing that one person had been killed.

"Whew~, it's so dangerous, I'm almost dying" Ye Bufan's whole body was soaked at this time, as if he had experienced a fierce struggle.

"But I still won, I'm really good, Ollie give! No problem! As soon as the words fell, I saw a "Peng" sound, Ye Bufan was killed, and the screen showed that he was ranked 99th, in fact, Ye Bufan didn't know, it was a personal machine that was gunned with him just now, and it could be solved with his fists, but unfortunately he didn't know, otherwise he would definitely be mad.

"I bought a watch last year, ahhhhh How did I die" Ye Bufan watched the replay and found that the person was watching a good show on the roof, just as the so-called rookies pecked each other, and the yellow finch was behind, Ye Bufan had a collapsed expression, saying that I was too difficult.

At this point, an ad pops up in the bottom right corner, "Do you want to be a human being?" Do you want to be the big guy? Do you want to be an all-round male god? Do you want to live forever? If you want to click yes", this paragraph suddenly appeared on the screen, and there is really only one yes, no no, except for what can be ordered by clicking yes, and there is no X in the upper right corner.

Ye Bufan said disapprerovingly: "Who do you think you are!" Do you still say that you can become a human being and live forever? Trick ghosts, go to you, garbage advertising", Ye Bufan clicked around with the mouse, but it didn't work, "Hehe, I won't click what you can do to me, it's a big deal to restart the computer." ”

Ye Bufan began to press the shutdown button on the host, and found that the screen was still on, Ye Bufan suddenly felt a gust of cold wind coming, and shivered coldly, "Don't scare yourself, what's the wind on a hot day, this computer must be out of order, it must be out of order!" The beads of sweat on Ye Bufan's forehead slid down his face, "Hehe~", "It won't really be so evil!" Ye Bufan shook his head, "I don't want to, since you want me to order it so much, then I'll order it, I've died once anyway, and I'll be a good man again in eighteen years" At this time, Ye Bufan's face was like coming out of an ice coffin, his face was pale and scary, and his teeth bit his lower lip, "Fight, I'll see what it can do to me!" ”

"Ding, congratulations to the master Ye Bufan for mentioning the big guy system, congratulations to the master! Congratulations host! ”