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After Taishang Laojun himself said that, he also understood what he said Huang Xiaowei might not understand at all, but now he was so anxious and dry that his face was red, and he still couldn't say why.

In the end, Li Laosi probably understood what Taishang Laojun meant, and explained it to Huang Xiaowei.

But how did Huang Xiaowei know what kind of bullshit Li Laosi said after saying that, what happened to them here.

At the time of the crisis, Taishang Laojun was completely crazy, grabbing Huang Xiaowei and shaking, "Xiaoyou, think about it, think about it, what the hell is going on, if you can't think of it, it's completely over." ”

"Big brother, don't worry, let Xiaowei think slowly, isn't this an increase in his burden." Li Laosi persuaded.

To say that Taishang Laojun is also powerful enough, after all, he is a Dao Ancestor, and he was so excited just now, so he lost his temper.

At this time, he heard Li Laosi's words, and gently let go of the hand holding Huang Xiaowei's shoulder, and that unhurried look appeared on him again, only to see him smile at Huang Xiaowei and say: "Well, what Chang Geng said is very right, Xiaoyou, don't be in a hurry, you think slowly, as long as you think about it before the way of heaven comes......."

Before Taishang Laojun finished speaking, Li Laosi quickly covered his mouth and said nervously: "Big brother, don't talk nonsense, in the mortal world, this is called a flag, and one can say it." ”

When Taishang Laojun heard this, he was puzzled: "Brother Fulai? What kind of spell is this, so powerful? ”

Li Laosi waved his hand and said: "Don't ask a backward old man like you who can't keep up with the trend of the times, and I can't explain it to you." ”

Taishang Laojun heard Li Laosi laughing at his words, and said with an unhappy face: "Chang Geng, according to seniority, it is wrong for you to call me eldest brother, but I am too lazy to compare with you, after all, you are still a good person, and you think about me for a while if you have any good things, although you have nothing to do, just tidy up some things that can mess with my Dao heart, dangling in front of my eyes." ”

"For example, take a few candies to bribe Qingfeng Mingyue, let them give you wind when you steal the elixir, or go to Your Majesty to say bad things about me if you have nothing to do, saying that the old man's Alzheimer's disease is getting worse and worse, in order to ensure the safety of Jindan, it is recommended that you go to my Tushi Palace to be a warehouse management director." After that, Taishang Laojun said lightly: "But I don't care about you." ”

Taishang Laojun patted Li Laosi on the shoulder, and said seriously: "But you'd better explain to the old man now what this Fu Lai brother is, if you can let me master this immortal art, the old man will not treat you badly." ”

"On the contrary......" Taishang Laojun raised his voice: "In the future, you don't want to come to this Tushi Palace, I will lay down the Nine Heavens Reverse Thunder Array, and I won't split others, I will split you, or the kind of person who can't stop without splitting nine hundred and ninety times." ”

When Li Laosi heard this, his face turned pale, "Big brother...... You're too ruthless, aren't you, you're all brothers who have worshipped the handle. ”

Taishang Laojun was very dissatisfied and muttered: "What kind of remy horse in the world got me drunk, and pulled me to kowtow to my idol three times, this can also be regarded as a bow?" ”

Huang Xiaowei puffed and was happy, he had heard of worshipping Guan Erye, and he had never heard of worshipping Taishang Laojun, it was estimated that Li Laosi didn't have any tricks at that time, so he casually pulled a statue to make do.

Compared with Huang Xiaowei's excitement and not being afraid of big things, Li Laosi was really about to cry, "Big brother, you deliberately want to kill me today, that flag, it's ...... It..... I can't explain it. ”

When Taishang Laojun heard this, he said lightly and heavily: "Yes, yes, it's okay, it's okay, don't explain it if you can't explain it, just right, I'll go back and make a report to Your Majesty, what kind of discipline inspection committee I will go to work tomorrow, and when the time comes, I will first take a certain person who is corrupt and bribe-taking, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling every day, and is a corrupt immortal." ”

Taishang Laojun looked at Li Laosi with a smile and said, "Chang Geng, who do you say that person is?" ”

"Who sneaked a person away six or seven peaches on the day of the peach festival, Kui Wood Wolf They still dare to be angry and dare not speak, and who went to Li Tianwang's military camp every day to open a gambling market, so that the pants of the four heavenly kings lost to you? As a result, you still won them over. ”

Listening to the information that broke out of Taishang Laojun's mouth, Huang Xiaowei was stunned for a while, he really didn't expect that this Li Laosi was so awesome, deducting the welfare of his subordinates, gambling in the military camp, and playing tricks, if this is in the world, he will have to chop his hands if he catches it.

Huang Xiaowei lay on the edge of the pit again and looked at the Heavenly King inside, and said, "Laojun, aren't the pants of the Four Heavenly Kings still on your body?" ”

Taishang Laojun said leisurely: "Xiaoyou, do you know that the current Four Heavenly Kings, except for the underwear, are all the property in the name of Chang Geng, including their magic weapons. As he spoke, Taishang Laojun stretched out his leg and kicked the unconscious flower fox mink at his feet and said, "Even this fox is Chang Geng." ”

"It's just a loan to them, when the salary can fill the hole owed to the fourth master, those things are theirs." Li Laosi actually preached quite proudly.

Huang Xiaowei stretched out his hand and asked, "Then dare to ask, how many years do they need to pay you back?" ”

Li Laosi pinched his fingers and pretended to count a few times and said: "It's okay, now the pipa of the Demon Lihai and a third of the redemption have been redeemed, the Qingfeng Sword of the Demon Liqing has just redeemed a sword hilt, the magic red mixed yuan bead umbrella, and there are still three months of salary left to take the umbrella handle, as for the Demon Lishou ......"

Li Laosi smiled: "I just ransomed my pants." ”

Huang Xiaowei: "The four generals of the demon family are unlucky when they meet you." ”

Li Laosi smiled, but he couldn't see how embarrassed he was.

As soon as he heard his glorious deeds spit out from Taishang Laojun's mouth, Li Laosi's face was very normal, as if it was not him at all.

This is not because his heart is like water, but what Taishang Laojun said...... It's too little, it's not even a dime, he's done all the things that are more bastards than these, who let Li Laosi belong to the business trip, and stay in the mortal world every day.

I remember that the first time Li Laosi went down to earth was at the end of the Qing Dynasty, at that time he was no different from Taishang Laojun, he was so immortal, people couldn't help but feel good at a glance, but ......

A year later, Li Laosi began to smoke a lot every day, and two years later, he began to flash in various casinos.

Three years later, the corrupt Qing government officially wanted a fraudster nicknamed Li Laosi.

It is said that the old guy deceived Cixi back then, but Lafayette is so angry, Li Laosi relied on so many hands of immortal arts, and called her a good fool, and after defrauding all the valuable pearls on his body, the person disappeared immediately.

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, Li Laosi began to mix with gangsters, but this line of work is more difficult to mix than fraudsters, plus the old man doesn't want to use immortal arts, well, it is the Jade Emperor who sees that this old guy is too unprofessional in the mortal world, so he stipulates that he can only use immortal magic once a day, and then .......

In those days, Li Laosi's face was always blue and purple.

has been messing around in the mortal world all year round, which has created the old ruffian he is now.

Li Laosi and Taishang Laojun continued to talk, revealing the old bottom, and Huang Xiaowei smirked on the side.

Hearing Huang Xiaowei's laughter in his ears, Taishang Laojun and Li Laosi looked at him tacitly and said, "Xiaoyou (Xiaowei) We just wanted you to relax and remember what happened before, why are you still addicted." ”

When Huang Xiaowei heard this, he was immediately dumbfounded, isn't it, you two old fritters turned out to ....., "Count me wrong, count me wrong, I quickly thought." ”

Huang Xiaowei, who learned the true intentions of Li Laosi and Taishang Laojun, suddenly felt very embarrassed, people just exposed the old bottom, told some jokes, and relaxed his mood, he was good, he really thought that the two old men were choking, shame, shame on adults.

But Huang Xiaowei really couldn't think of it, I saw someone biting his finger and thinking for a long time, and finally looked at Li Laosi and Taishang Laojun who were looking forward to it and said, "That....... Is it a big deal to have more dead people? ”

Li Laosi: "......"

Taishang Laojun: "......."

Li Laosi sighed and said: "Forget it, Xiaowei, you better think slowly, don't be in a hurry, by the way, you didn't abuse prisoners of war, right?" It's not easy for them, they are all bewitched by the way of heaven, so if they can, they won't kill them. ”

Huang Xiaowei waved his hand and said: "Oh, rest assured, they are doing well, have you heard of the Taishi of Wara?" At this time, I was drinking porridge in the prisoner of war camp, and I was so happy that I was about to cry. ”

"Whatever you want, these people will still be sent away anyway." Li Laosi said lightly.

At this time, Huang Xiaowei suddenly came to Li Laosi's side, and said awkwardly: "Fourth, how about I introduce you to a horse?" The appearance and figure are correct, you can definitely like it. ”

Sure enough, Li Laosi became interested as soon as he heard it, and a pair of old eyes were glowing with lust and fascination: "Where is it, take the fourth master to have a look." ”

Huang Xiaowei glanced at Taishang Laojun with some concern, wondering if he would scold Li Laosi for a few words, otherwise you think Huang Xiaowei was so kind to introduce Li Laosi, and he didn't want to see Taishang Laojun scolding the old bastard.

Unexpectedly, Taishang Laojun was listening with his ears pricked up, and found that Huang Xiaowei looked at him, coughed a few times unnaturally, and then walked into the distance, it seems that this old man's Dao heart is not too stable.

"Hey, you kid say it quickly, what's there, the fourth master hasn't dated the little old lady for a long time." Li Laosi pinched his hand and said hurriedly.

Huang Xiaowei directly grabbed a Qin soldier who came from his side and said, "Go, arrest the Empress Dowager Xiao of Daliao for me, so that the fourth master can take a look." ”

"No." The soldier bowed his hand towards Huang Xiaowei and hurriedly went to carry out his Hou Ye's order.

After a while, the Empress Dowager Xiao, who had an excellent demeanor, was escorted over by a team of Qin troops, and the Empress Dowager Xiao herself was confused, looking around with a pretty face, I don't know what this is for, why is it still arraigned?

The first time the Empress Dowager Xiao appeared, Taishang Laojun, who had been pretending to be watching the scenery on the side, immediately set his eyes on the dignified and generous Empress Dowager Xiao, but after only one glance, the old man withdrew his gaze, this time he really went to see the scenery.

Li Laosi said simply: "This is too young, the fourth master doesn't want this." ”

Huang Xiaowei: "....... You like old ladies, don't you? ”

Li Laosi glanced at him, "Vulgar, that's a half-old who still has charm." ”

----------------------------- the dividing line, continue to thank the Jie Addict brothers for the eight-yuan red envelope