Chapter 12: The Last Childhood Routine
Chapter 12: The Last Childhood Routine
Guan Yun was already completely immersed in the practice of catching cicadas in eight steps, just like a child who had just learned to skateboard, wishing that he could skate enough at one time.
It wasn't until the sun was about to rise overhead that Guan Yun, who was still immersed in fun, was pulled back by Tang San, because Tang San, who had always developed good eating habits, was hungry, he got up early today, neither had breakfast, but also tossed a meal.
"Isn't it, you can still be hungry without breakfast? Is that what the mouth does? ”
Guan Yun was a little unconvinced, why didn't he feel hungry when he didn't have breakfast at all before?
"To be precise, it's not my organs that are hungry, it's my body's habit of eating three meals over the years, you know?"
Tang San felt that he had to give this little turtle three, no! To emphasize to the little turtle calf, what is it called?
If you don't eat a meal, you won't be hungry, just to avoid the little turtle calf from getting out of bed tomorrow.
If an ordinary person uses his leg for three hours without even resting, his leg will definitely be swollen the next day.
What's more, you're a little brat! And used it for three hours in a row, my magic version of the eight-step cicada? Are you stupid? Have you had fun all morning? Isn't it cool? I can't wait more than two hours, I'll let you crawl and walk!
Hey? Who's pushing me?
"Tang San? Little three? Little deflated three! What do you want? How much of a laugh? ”
Guan Yun felt that Tang San was really crazy, and he smirked as he spoke.
Can not eating really make people hungry? Can't you? I'm not that fragile, am I? It's not right, look at Tang San's thin little body, obviously malnourished. (Tang San: Are you serious?) )
"By the way, did you cook all your food?"
"Of course, I'll let you try my craft later, do you know the first chef of the Holy Soul?"
Tang San smacked his mouth, cooking is really a lifelong hobby worth cultivating, it can not only satisfy my appetite, but also give me the pleasure of configuring poison.
"What about your dad? What are you doing at home? ”
Guan Yun said silently in his heart, here it is again.
"Sleep and drink, and then wait for me to cook for him."
I have to say that Tang San's father in this life is really a dull soul, he can also support a Tang San, you can change to a normal child to try? That must not starve to death.
I don't know why, the feeling of forgetfulness similar to the morning appeared on Tang San's body again.
What the hell have I forgotten? Tang San muttered to himself alone, and heard Guan Yun say indifferently.
"Then your father didn't have breakfast this morning, why are you in a hurry?"
"Yes, my dad didn't have breakfast either, why am I in a hurry?"
Tang San breathed a sigh of relief, and then immediately jumped up,
"Holy! I forgot about my dad?! ”
Tsk, you're finished, your father's terrifying guy will definitely beat you to death, Tang San, you are so skinny, it must be very cool to spank up, right?
Because someone didn't dare to say these words, he had to make a little YY in his heart.
It's rare to see this guy so flustered.
However, to Guan Yun's pity, it is incomprehensible that... Tang San actually panicked for less than a quarter of an hour before he calmed down.
Guan Yun will not miss any opportunity to strike Tang San,
"Little deflated three? Resigned to your fate, huh? I don't know if your dad will take your pants off and spank your ass. ”
Who knew that Tang San just glanced at it and said very calmly.
"No? I've just thought of a solution, little turtle calf. ”
Hey? Guan Yun's body felt a kind of coldness, could it? Guan Yun swallowed a big mouthful of saliva.
"The method you said should have nothing to do with me, right?"
Tang San stared at Guan Yun with frightened eyes,
"You ate the breakfast I prepared for my father, and now you want to get away with it?"
Seeing Tang San, who had been tempered to the extreme, the corners of Guan Yun's eyes twitched violently, was it too exaggerated?
"Don't, your dad will kill me."
Tang San glanced at Guan Yun disdainfully, "Impossible, is my father that kind of violent person?" ”
Guan Yunzai carefully recalled the meeting with Tang San's father in the past two days, and then nodded fiercely,
"He is!"
Tang San's face instantly pulled down,
"How do you speak? That's my own father! ”
Guan Yun said in a tone that contained "affectionate",
"Think about what your dad has been doing these days."
"Uh, what are we going to eat for lunch?"
Hey, hey, hey? Isn't your technique a little stiff in shifting the subject? I, Guan Yun, don't eat your set? Hey? What is that silver light? Ha, it turned out to be a flying knife.
"What to eat, I don't pick anything anyway."
Guan Yun didn't think that his current body could resist such a sharp knife.
"It's so light, as if there's something to eat, northwest wind?"
Well, Guan Yun and Tang San's eyes met each other, and then immediately moved to the grass on the side.
Above there, lies our white-tailed chicken.
Tang San felt a faint pain in his conscience,
"Isn't that right?"
"What's that?"
Guan Yun glanced at Tang San with disdain, isn't it good that you have all your thoughts?
"Who killed it?"
"Are you hungry?"
"Isn't the chicken fragrant?"
Tang San, who had three consecutive fights of quality, had nothing to say.
An hour later.
"Should I say it or not," Guan Yun exhaled from his mouth, this chicken is really a little hot, "Little San, your skills are really good." ”
Tang San was struggling to compete with a piece of chicken leg,
"Woo woo woo (that's called cooking)."
Well, that's fragrant.
Throwing the last piece of chicken bone on the ground, Guan Yun lay on the ground without care, burping heavily, and read a sentence leisurely,
"In this world, only money and food can't be disappointed."
Then at the end, he added in his heart, "Tang San barely counts half of it." ”
Hey, duplicitous little.
"I'll see what you eat tomorrow after eating the chicken today."
Isn't the person who used up the chicken at once just now Tang San you?
"Aha, Grandpa Jack came to me after you left yesterday, and he said that I would help the villagers in the future, and then the villagers would take care of me for a meal, and if it didn't work, I would go to your house."
"Hiccup." Tang San hurriedly covered his mouth,, he didn't hear it, right?
"I'll go home first, I'll go to your house in the evening to find you and give you a customized workout plan."
After saying that, he ran away, but he didn't run a few steps before he heard loud laughter from behind.
"I'm !! You're finished. ”
Hey? How do I feel like I've forgotten something?
Until the moment Tang San came home and saw his father... Hahaha, Dad, I forgot about you again.
Tang Hao's heart is very complicated, what about my good baby Tang San? What about Tang San, who has been obedient and sensible since he was a child, and who doesn't need to raise himself, and who can still raise himself?
Am I supposed to beat that kid up?
Guan Yun, who was lazily basking in the sun on the grass, suddenly shook his wit.
What's wrong today, this is? Is there something wrong with the body?
(The next leap will be bigger, I'll jump directly to the martial soul awakening, otherwise I really have to say that I have the number of water words, and there is another important thing, and I will have more chapters in the future, it should be half past twelve at noon, and seven o'clock in the evening, and finally I have to mention, Guan Yun and Tang San and I thank you for your support.) )
(Guan Yun: Tang San, look!) He's the dog author. )
(Tang San: Shhhhh )