Chapter 18: The Arrival of the King
The next morning, the warm sunlight filtered in through the glass curtains.
"Ding Ding ~ The host is up, a beautiful day has arrived, and the time for the host has come again."
"No, let me sleep a little longer, just a while."
"The first law of the system, when encountering a host who cannot get up, according to the first provision of the system law, a set of lightning treatment methods will be given."
"Well~what kind of lightning treatment"
Now Ye Bufan was still squinting, and he couldn't think of the thunder and lightning treatment method after thinking about it for a long time.
"Countdown Preparation, 5-4-3......"
Ye Bufan felt so familiar when he heard this voice, and suddenly thought of something terrible, and cold sweat broke out on his back.
His eyes snapped open.
“2-1”
"Don't, I'm awake, the system will put away your supernatural powers!" Ye Bufan hurriedly said
"Yo, the host woke up so soon, but it's too late."
"It's late, don't think I didn't hear it, you still haven't read it, don't try to lie to me." Ye Bufan shouted
"Cut, the host looks at you, isn't it the thunder and lightning treatment, are you vain, you haven't done it."
"I'm vain!! As long as it's a punishment, I'm empty! Ye Bufan said the most cowardly words in the most bullish words
The system looked at Ye Bufan's solemn appearance and felt very funny
Ye Bufan didn't wait for the system to say anything, hurriedly put on his clothes and washed, and then exercised according to the male god cultivation manual.
The morning passed in such a hurry
Ye Chenxin pushed open Ye Bufan's door and found that Ye Bufan was still lying in the bed like yesterday, Ye Chenxin walked to Ye Bufan's side, Ye Bufan was still closing his eyes and recuperating, and he didn't notice Ye Chenxin coming.
Ye Chenxin quietly walked up to Ye Bufan, and then twisted his hand around Ye Bufan's ear.
"Ahhh
A scream of killing a pig came from Ye Bufan's mouth.
Ye Bufan covered his ears, and when he was about to open his mouth to speak civilized language, he found that it was his sister Ye Chen's heart that instantly went out.
"Sister, why are you here, come here and bully me"
"Hmph~ You don't look at what time it is, it's noon, you still can't get up, you want to be angry with your sister!" Ye Chenxin had a serious expression on his face
"No, how dare I be angry with my favorite sister, it's just that I'm so tired! I want to take a break. Ye Bufan said he was very aggrieved
"Tired!"
"Hmm"
"What are you doing, tired, you haven't gotten up all morning and you're still tired, are you tired from sleeping, or are you tired from dreaming......"
Ye Bufan was stopped by Ye Chenxin
"I ......" Ye Bufan didn't know what to say
"Say"
"I don't know what to say, I'm just very tired anyway, sister, you just don't care about me, okay, I really can't say it"
"I don't care who cares about you, or you can say why are you tired"
"Sister, if you bother me anymore, I won't want to pay attention to you in the future" Ye Bufan was a little annoyed, after all, he had just finished exercising, his body was relatively restless, and his thoughts had not calmed down.
Ye Chenxin heard Ye Bufan say a little angrily, she panicked, she was not afraid of being afraid of Ye Bufan's anger and ignoring her, she originally wanted to leave a good impression when Ye Bufan lost his memory, if it was ruined now, everything Ye Chenxin had paid would be in vain.
"Don't~ I won't bother you in the future, okay, please don't abandon me" As soon as she finished speaking, tears flowed out of her stagnant eyes like spring water.
Ye Bufan was still a little angry, but when he saw Ye Chenxin's tears falling down continuously, his heart tugged.
"Sister, I won't abandon you, don't cry, okay?"
"Really! You're not angry, you're not abandoning me! ”
Ye Bufan nodded vigorously, "Well, I'm not angry, and I won't abandon you, as long as you don't cry." ”
Ye Chen's heart turned from sadness to joy, "Mmmm"
There was a smile on his face again, if it weren't for the tears on his face, Ye Bufan wouldn't have seen that Ye Chenxin was still crying.
"It's so dangerous, I was almost hated by Bufan again, if I was hated by him again, I would have been killed by a headbutt, fortunately, I know Bufan's weakness, don't care about making Bufan angry in the future, I will have a snack in the future" Ye Chenxin kept cheering himself up in his heart.
"By the way, sister, what are you doing here, don't you tell me to get up?"
"Of course not, your girlfriend said that he sent you a message in the buckle and you didn't reply, is there something wrong, he said he was looking for you today."
"What, my best friend!! I still have a girlfriend, who is my girlfriend? ”
"Forget, you have amnesia, your best friend Wang Li, it's too bad, I forgot to tell him about your amnesia, I'll talk to him first"
Ye Chenxin ran to his room again and called Wang Li back
And Ye Bufan kept thinking in his mind that his best friend was Wang Li, his best friend was Wang Li's business, my best friend was the fat Wang Li, Ye Bufan came to this world and knew the living customs of boys in this world
For example, the short skirts and stockings worn by the girls in Ye Bufan's world, black stockings, etc., are worn by men in this world, and it is very normal for them to wear them.
At this time, Ye Bufan was opening his mind, thinking that the three-hundred-pound fat man was wearing a short skirt and black silk trousers, and a bad cold came up, and he couldn't help but vomit.
"It can't really be what I think, if that's the case, Sensei said that he was my buddy or brother, and I didn't recognize it, this is too disgusting!"
"Ding Dong~~"
"Here it is, here it is"
Ye Chenxin came to the door and opened the door
"Sister Chen, is Fan'er okay, has he recovered his memory now?"
Ye Chenxin sighed
"No, it's estimated that it's impossible to recover your memory, don't be surprised if you go in and find that you don't do anything strange, after all, it's different from him before."
Wang Li nodded, "I know, I won't be surprised, it's just that Fan'er doesn't remember me, I feel a little sad." ”
Wang Li said in frustration
"It's okay, I've lost my memory, let him remember you again," Ye Chenxin comforted him and said
"Well, I know, then I'll go find him, he's still in the room."
Ye Bufan nodded, "It's here, it's still lying on the bed, you go find him!" I'll go back to my room first, and you guys talk. ”
"Okay, Sister Chen, you go slowly"
Wang Li waved his hand
Wang Li pushed open Ye Bufan's door.
Ye Bufan saw a strange man coming, a boy wearing a short skirt and white stockings who was not fat or thin walked over, and after a closer look, his eyebrows were delicate, his eyes were dark and clear, his skin was relatively white and tender, and he was also a little yellow wheat, and his legs were also slender, needless to say that he was also a beautiful man in his previous life.
However, Ye Bufan pays attention not to the figure but to the clothing, if he is wearing formal clothes, he is still very handsome, but if he wears a short skirt and stockings, you can have as many spicy eyes as you say.
"Fan'er, do you remember me?" Wang Li looked at Ye Bufan with an expectant expression.
"Uh, who are you, I wish I hadn't seen you, I'm sorry, I have amnesia, I basically forgot everything"
Ye Bufan looked at this handsome man and Wang Fatzi in his previous life, it was a world of difference, so Ye Bufan didn't think about Wang Fatman.
"Fan'er, I'm your favorite Lili!"
Ye Bufan was speechless for a moment, "Lili~ I want to vomit" This is Ye Bufan's inner thoughts, he is still smiling on the surface, but his heart is so dark.
"I'm sorry, I can't remember which 'Lili' has a lot of Lili, can you tell me what your name is? And don't call me Fan'er, just call me Fan or Ye Bufan, otherwise I will be very angry. ”
"Fan'er, you've changed ......"
"Stop, stop!! Don't call me Fan'er, call me Fan or Ye Bufan, of course I've changed, can my amnesia still change?"
Wang Li heard tears rolling in his eyes.
Ye Bufan panicked
"No, what do you look like as a big man."
"Fan'er, you still murder me, I'm not a big man, I'm a little man (woman)"
After speaking, tears fell 'whoosh'
Ye Bufan covered his forehead with his left hand, looking loveless
"Okay, okay, I won't murder you, you are a little man, handsome, as long as you don't call me mortal"
"Really! Alright then, I'll call you extraordinary."
Wang Li choked up
"How are you feeling now, are you feeling better?"
"This face changed faster than my sister, and sure enough, she also inherited the shortcomings of the girl in her previous life"
"It's almost recovered, by the way, you haven't told me what your name is."
"I forgot, my name is Wang Li, and I am your most beloved Lili"
The corners of Ye Bufan's mouth twitched.
"Wait, what's your name, Wang Li!!"
"Yes, my name is Wang Li, your favorite Lili"
"It's unreasonable, why did a fat man of three hundred pounds suddenly become a thin man of almost more than one hundred pounds!"
"Mortal ......"
Ye Bufan stared at Wang Li
Wang Li suddenly thought of "Yes, yes, extraordinary, am I a three-hundred-pound fat man in your heart, I take good care of it every day, I eat vegetables every day, I don't touch meat, it's only one hundred pounds, I've worked hard to lose weight, it's hard to get to ninety pounds."
Hearing Ye Bufan say that he was fat, Wang Li began to have tears in his eyes again
Ye Bufan hurriedly said
"No, no, you are very 'slim', I just had a dream, I dreamed of a big fat man of three hundred pounds, also named Wang Li, so I was so surprised, I really didn't mean you."
Wang Li showed a very fierce expression, "Which bastard made you have such a terrible dream, and actually thought that I was so fat, no, I will work hard to lose weight in the future"
Wang Li clenched his fists and cheered himself on
Ye Bufan shouted in his heart: "Ollie, give!" No problem! ”
"By the way, if you're better, you feel like you're going to school, you've missed too much homework, plus you've lost your memory, so you have to step up your studies."
Ye Bufan was petrified, and he kept muttering to himself
"Study, study ~ I still have to go to school to study"
Ye Bufan dropped out of high school when he went to school, and once said that it was impossible to go to school in his life, and if I jumped from here, I wouldn't go to school.
As a result, when I came to this world, I was said to go to school, just like a predecessor said "really fragrant"
"That's right, you used to be the first in the whole school, but now you have amnesia, I'm afraid you have to start from scratch and review the knowledge from the first to the third year of high school, but with your intelligence and wit, it's not easy."
Ye Bufan's head is about to explode, Ye Bufan was a scumbag in his previous life, it is estimated that the IQ of primary school students is higher than Ye Bufan, and it is still nine years of compulsory education to go to high school.
Wang Li and Ye Bufan chatted like this for an afternoon, and they would go home after chatting, Ye Bufan was going to send Wang Li, but he was sent back by his parents.
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