Chapter 1182: What's so bad about being stupid, short, ordinary, and poor?

Chapter 1182 What's so bad about stupid and short * ordinary poor rǔ?

"Lù Xia, I think you seem to have misunderstood something."

Coughing a few times and moistening my throat, I made all kinds of preparations for the upcoming official explanation.

"Look at this girl."

I pulled the muspy-faced Beya in front of me and patted her on the shoulder bitterly.

"Don't you think it's too much to put the word seduction on her?"

"Huh?"

Beya tilted her head and thought to herself, could it be that this idiot is defending himself?

"That's right, this description is too much for the word seduction, you see this short figure, xiǎoxiǎo's xiōng department, there is no element worth seducing, it's like imposing kindness on a vicious demon, it's too much!"

Beya: "......"

lù西ia: "......"

"And her."

I took a deep breath, like a saint who wanted to spread the truth on earth, pointing to the sky with one hand and the earth with the other, and the two sharp eyes that carried through time and space fell on Tia.

"Indeed, the figure is very attractive, and any man, at first sight, will feel this way."

"But!!"

Suddenly, her eyes widened, and her big hand landed on Tia's pretty face, pulling her sunny smile into a funny and cute appearance.

"Don't be deceived by her appearance, you look at the childish smile, in the end, it's just a xiǎo girl with a mental age of only ten years old."

Holding xiōng in both hands, I nodded my head with a hmm, it has been explained so clearly, if lù Xia still can't understand it, it is too stupid.

Tia: "......"

lù西ia: "......"

"Well, it looks like I was wrong."

lù Xia sighed, and took the initiative to admit her mistake, is this really the arrogant xiǎo fox I know? Ordinary words, even if I admit in my heart that my words are reasonable, shouldn't I also refute the sentence "Uruse Uruse Uruse"?

"How so...... After all, I also have a certain responsibility for this matter, villain, if you have any last words, hurry up, I will help you convey it to Veras and them. ”

"Huh? What are you talking about...... Speech...... Yes...... Woo!! ”

In the end, my tongue suddenly knotted, as if the words that came out of the mouth of someone who had been frozen in the ice and snow for three days and three nights finally turned into a mournful cry.

There is a murderous atmosphere!!

The strong murderous aura that seemed to condense into a black sè gas emanated from Bei Ya's body with her head down, her shoulders trembling, and her fists clenched, and then looked at the side, Tia who was holding her hands behind her back and smiling brightly at me, I don't know why, the danger to me was even more than Bei Ya.

Oops, I got so carried away just now!!

I wailed in my heart, I didn't say a word, I pulled out the tuǐ and ran.

But as soon as the footsteps were raised, it was as if a thousand catties of heavy lead were hung up, and they were firmly sucked on the ground.

"Fanfan, didn't you say let's go shopping together? You can't run away. ”

Tia's innocent voice came from behind, and for some reason, I trembled like a frog being targeted by a snake, and I felt the coolness of the Death Scythe gently pressing against my neck like Tia's crisp and sunny laughter.

"Wait, it was a misunderstanding just now, listen to me......"

I flipped my body and faced the two xiǎo girls, constantly kicking the ground and retreating, trying to pull away and do the final chase and death.

Unexpectedly, Beya had disappeared in place, and just when I felt that something was wrong, a black shadow fell from the sky, and slammed it to my waist, smashing my body that I had just wanted to sit up again.

It was dark in front of me, and when I came back to my senses, I suddenly found that the figure that had just been smashed down, Princess Beiya, was already sitting firmly on her waist, and her mouth was cracked, and a sharp xiǎo tiger tooth came out.

"What do you want to do to your father?!"

I let out a loud shout, hoping that I would be able to suddenly scare this girl with a sudden shock of the tiger's body.

"I'm sorry, my father, I suddenly want to beat you up, you like the NV the most, you shouldn't refuse."

Bejapi stared at me with a smile and a light view of a flame burning in her eyes.

"Suffer death!!"

The next moment, Beya's fist fell like raindrops.

"Oooo

I shook my head desperately, as if I was in some great pain, and let out a screaming sound that cracked my lungs, but my heart was secretly proud.

Uh-huh, stupid jīng lingyo, with this bit of strength, it's almost the same as giving me itching.

"Beya, this is not going to work."

As Tia's voice sounded, the fist that landed on her body suddenly disappeared.

Oh oh, are you here to help me out? Although it didn't hurt at all to be beaten, I will still remember this love, thank you, my comrade-in-arms Tia.

My eyes moistened, you see, this is the gap between people, I also said that Beya was just bent on revenge, and Tia showed the breadth of the Virgin.

Why is there no movement?

I narrowed my eyes slightly, just in time to see this scene.

The two xiǎo girls were holding something in their ears on the jiāo head, and then, Tia gave something to Beya and put it on the fist of the xiǎoxiǎo.

Grunt!

I couldn't help but swallow.

If the knowledge in the brain is not misrecognized, it should be a human murder weapon called the Iron Tiger Finger, although it is far less powerful than weapons such as the assassin's wrist blade, but there is no doubt that if you wear this thing, even if it is a weak sister in the depths, she can become a tigress.

Tia, you ......

Having witnessed this filthy jiāo with my own eyes, I was already in tears.

And Beya, who tried to swing a few punches in the air and found something to feel, turned her head with a childish smile, and the tiger tooth of xiǎoxiǎo exuded a light that was even colder than the blue rage.

"I'll fight!!"

With a coquettish shout, this time, the real screams echoed in the sky.

"I just saw nǎinǎi in the huā field on the opposite bank, beckoning to me."

Rising from the ground on a dying breath, I muttered to myself as if I had an out-of-body soul.

"Well deserved."

Beya grimaced at me, looking at the iron tiger finger on her hand, stained with crimson blood, as if she had encountered a destined exclusive weapon, and the more she looked at it, the more she liked it.

I said, this thing is not powerful against monsters at all, don't you come here, think that you have put on an artifact, and stupidly plunge into the monster pile.

"If you can learn to be clever again, you won't end up like this."

lù Xia flicked the fox's tail sharply on the side, and the willow eyebrows were raised lightly, just a change in the demeanor of Xiǎoxiǎo, it revealed an infinite charming style, and even the eyes of NV people could be attracted unconsciously, which was too capa.

"Then again, there's a question I've wanted to ask for a long time." I raised my hand high and pointed at the xiǎo fox. "Why, when, you followed you so naturally."

"Well, no?"

lù Xia is cute and cute towards me with her teeth and claws, lù out of two xiǎo tiger teeth, because it is twice as much as Beiya's girl, so the fierce Cheng dù is also doubled?

"Of course, we are a team of brave people in the new era who are organized, disciplined, goal-oriented, and idealistic, how can we casually let some suspicious elements join us." I pushed the bridge of my nose and let out a deep and unleaking look.

"So I'll apply to our captain first."

I put my hand in front of me, still looking at Artoria, who was still looking at the layout of the new district like a curious baby, with a stern face on her business.

"Aalto, can you let me walk with you?" The xiǎo fox didn't say a word, and beckoned to a certain dumb máo in front.

"Feel free."

It seems that the thinking of this golden sè dumb máo does not need to go through the brain, and it is decided to go around directly on the top of the head.

Wu's wife, Artoria, you can't tear down your husband's stage like this.

I burst into tears.

Ding Dong!!

System Prompt: The player [lù西] has joined the [Brave] xiǎo team.

"Ahem, cough, in that case, forget it, but what kind of identity do I have to give you Anchā?"

I looked at the other nv children, my eyes fell on the xiǎo fox of Meiguang Sishè, and I secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, this xiǎosāo fox, I always feel that after the test of the sky fox, it is more yòu people, is it my illusion?

"Identity?" lù Xia tilted her head to look at me, and the cute fox ears shook and fell.

"Look at it!" I gestured my finger to the other NV kids.

"Wife, NV, sister, only you have no identity, won't it seem very abrupt?"

"Yes, yes, yes."

Bei Ya also nodded desperately on the side, she seemed very enthusiastic about this kind of thing of dragging others into the water together, she was really a princess with a heart and eyes, if she saw her now, she would cry in heaven when she became the king of Jīng Lingnv.

However, it was also what I wanted, and after ignoring Lù Sia's sleepy gaze, the two of us discussed.

The most important thing is the restless fox tail, which makes us very difficult to give Lù Xia a good identity.

The family composed of Jīng Ling's wife, Jīng Ling's NV, and Heradik sister is already rare enough, if you add a fox man, it is not called strange, it is called hunting.

"How's the down-and-out distant cousin who came to defect?" Beja built yì.

"No, no, no, this distant relative is too far away, they are all far away to different races, and besides, I don't want to mention the word cousin."

I held my head, as if I was remembering something that I couldn't look back on.

"Hooking up outside and coming back, with a vicious mind, trying to assassinate his wife's lover?"

Hey, is this going to stage the grudge of Hao Mén or the kimchi love of Bāngzi?

"You two...... It's time to talk to yourself!! ”

With a coquettish cry from the xiǎo fox who had been left aside, her máo fluffy fox tail also turned into a whip shadow, which swept over and slammed it on her stomach.

There was a loud "bang", and I fell down clutching my stomach as if I had been hit hard by the assault of the siege beast.

It's the same with Bella, why only hit me?!!

Also, I'm also curious about Lù Xia's tail, which is obviously a fox tail that is too soft and soft, when did it have such a ferocious ability? It's like a weak and harmless Stavemon that suddenly has the power of a dragon.

"Why does Ben Tianhu have to play the same role as a third-rate supporting role in your mouth?"

This xiǎo fox, with its proud hands crossed on its waist and a charming and touching face, was so close that it was less than a fist away from itself, and asked with a gritted gritted smile.

"Doesn't it look abrupt if you don't blend in with these horns?" I coughed a few times, held back the supreme yòuhuò that was close in front of me, and said with a heartfelt voice.

"It's like a pot of mung beans mixed with a yellow bean, just like a team of Gangda Muli and hún into a marbleman, and a brave team with a slime...... Ah, the latter may be allowed. ”

"I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't think so."

"Then tell me what kind of eyes others will look at you who are suspicious without any identity." I snorted, and Beya nodded in agreement.

"Ordinary adventurer teammates." xiǎo fox said softly.

Me: "......"

Beya: "......"

"Do you mean...... You haven't thought about this kind of relationship, so why did you bother to spend a lot of time nòng what kind of nv sister? Seeing that we were stiff, the xiǎo fox asked rhetorically.

It was precisely this sentence, like a sharp arrow piercing the heart, that made Beya and I invariably cover our mouths, panting in pain.

"That's it...... Beya, you ...... Could it be that he is also stupid? ”

Then, Tia on the side, with an innocent appearance full of clear springs, added an unintentional fatal blow.

Beja and I fell to our knees in an OTZ position.

"Yes...... Damn ......"

The accumulated anger gauge exploded in an instant, and we were instantly angry.

"What's wrong with being stupid, what's wrong with being stupid? Where did the stupid sin against you, we, we weren't born stupid, we just didn't study seriously, why look down on stupid people?! ”

"Yes, that's right, what's wrong with being short, and being tall is amazing? I, I don't want to be so short, but I can't help it, I've tried all the methods, even if I get up late at night and secretly drink three more bottles of sheep nǎi!! ”

"It's just, is it handsome? Ordinary people also have the charm of ordinary people, but I haven't envied Carlos once, ordinary people also have the brilliance of ordinary people, is it wrong to be ordinary? Why do telephone poles always like to bully the ordinary? ”

"Favor and favor, long live the poor, poor rǔ is rare and valuable, guys like you who have run to the xiōng department with nutrients deserve not knowing the benefits of being poor for the rest of your life."

Tia: "......"

lù西ia: "......"

"For some reason, I suddenly felt a little sad." lù西西開 mō mō corner of the eye.

"Even five years ago, I knew that Patchy didn't slip out and was eaten by sandworms, and I didn't feel so uncomfortable in my heart, it turned out that there were even more pitiful people in this world." Tia sniffed.

Who is Patchy, Patch!!

"Forget it, Beya, let's ignore these guys, they who are winners in life will never understand what flawed beauty is."

"Father, let's rely on each other for our lives in the future."

"Beya!"

"Father!!"

Before I knew it, Beya and I were already kneeling on the ground, hugging each other and howling and crying.

"Bang-pop-" sounds, we each received a blow on the head.

Raising his head, Artoria was already standing in front of him, and inside the wide black cloak, there was a slight metallic light, it seemed that the murderer who attacked us was this guy.

Although the murderer has been traced, Beya and I dare not take a breath.

This light that belongs to the sword of victory is all too familiar to us.

"You two, I don't know if your relationship is good or bad when it will be too long."

Hearing Artoria sigh like this, Beya and I came to our senses and looked at each other.

They all seem to be thinking about it.

Although in the moment just now, a strong comradeship was established, but ......

"Bah, I don't want to be like the stupid Wu, if you get close to him, your stupidity will be infected." In the next moment, Beya burst out of my arms like lightning and glared at me with disdain.

"This sentence should be said by me, I am an adult, why should I get along with this kind of xiǎo girl."

I kept patting the clothes in front of Xiōng, as if to dispel the faint residual warmth and lingering fragrance that Beya had left on it.

Sure enough, this girl and I still have a deep grudge, and we don't want to reconcile at all.

"You guys seem to be having a good time."

lù Sia lù stared at me dangerously, and said, Why am I again? And it's still with this kind of gaze that seems to have witnessed her husband's cheating outside?!

"Woo~~~ I suddenly want to quarrel with Fan Fan too."

Biting her index finger, she looked at me, and then at Beya, and Tia couldn't hide a little thought in her straightforward gaze, and she showed a slight envy.

I'm talking about you.

Looking at Artoria who was stunned, Tia with a fierce face, Tia with envious eyes, and Beya who was looking at herself, for some reason, my head suddenly started to hurt......

Ahh......h

I feel as if I was being tricked by my mother, and I am disheartened, and I don't want this month's full attendance......