Therefore, when I see a female ghost, it is like seeing my husband.

I can't wait to pounce on the female ghost, take her blood-dripping hand, shush the cold and ask for warmth, ask her how she died, and ask her how she feels when she becomes a ghost.

"Little cutie, did you live in this place before you died? Wow, what a nice atmosphere. "So there is Guan in his eyes, shiny.

Female Ghost: ...

How cute this child looks, why is he not afraid of ghosts?

Unlike the old Zong, the mountain is always really afraid of ghosts. In the past, when I met a "ghost", there was always a yang silence around me, but now it is different, silence is not around. Mr. Shan was surrounded by the weaker Chu Xiaoxi, and a nervous teenager.

There is a silent mountain boss, weak, pitiful, and helpless.

There is no silent Mr. Shan, hehe, you are all scum.

Mr. Shan gritted his teeth, stretched out his arm, and protected Chu Xiaoxi: "Sister-in-law, don't be afraid, I will protect you!" So, you come over and find the door to this room! ”

Mr. Shan has a loud voice, and the attention of the actor who plays the female ghost is attracted to it.

Female Ghost: ???!!!

When she caught a glimpse of the iconic little yellow curly hair, the female ghost had completely forgotten to play her role! This is Mr. Shan! The mountain always alive!

Oh, my God!!

The female ghost opened her big red sleeves, her eyes were shining, just like the abandoned wife in the movie who pounced on her husband who had not come home for a long time, with a terrifying face full of heavy makeup, and her fingernails were red and gorgeous, and pounced: "Mr. Shan! You didn't come here today with a live broadcast!! ”

The mountain is so scared that the festival is gone! A curly hair almost exploded.

Mr. Shan screamed, hid behind the old longitudinal, and screamed in fright: "Don't don't come here, don't come here, the master is not afraid of you, so he hurriedly find the door, who is the one who is meowing, who proposed to come to the haunted house, the master went home and kicked him to death!" ”

"Mr. Shan, sign me!" The female ghost's eyes are blazing.

Mr. Shan: "So longitudinal!! Find the door! ”

So Zong and Chu Xiaoxi were in a hurry, hurriedly found the door to leave this haunted house scene, and dragged the mountain to leave quickly. The female ghost is still chasing after her: "Mr. Shan!" Remember to broadcast live at night! I'll go back and brush your rockets! ”

Mr. Shan: QAQ...

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The next ones to enter the *** scene are Immediately Fei and Fatty.

As soon as the fat man stepped into the room with his front feet, he immediately began to exorcise demons in a loud voice: "Where is the demon, the prototype has not yet appeared!" After speaking, the fat man took out a thick stack of yellow exorcism charms, demon suppression charms, and evil spirit charms from his coat pocket.

Ma Fei has a yellow exorcism charm on his face, and he is fierce and not afraid at all.

The female ghost sitting on the marriage bed took a look at these two strange things, which monkey sent the tease:... Master, you go slowly, I don't even bother to scare you.

Unexpectedly, the fat man did not leave immediately, but walked up to the female ghost, folded his hands, and said in a pleading tone: "Amitabha, this female benefactor." I've got 100 runes here, let's do business. I'll give you the talisman, the price is 10 yuan a piece, you sell it to players who are afraid of ghosts, and we will make a profit of fifty or fifty. ”

"That's right," said the fat man, and took out two QR codes from his pocket, "This is my WeChat QR code, Alipay QR code, you stick it next to the bed, support tourists to scan the code to pay, scan, and ward off evil spirits." ”

Fat Man is a business-minded man who focuses on combining professional knowledge with making money to promote the sustainable development of his temple.

Female ghost: What the hell are the tourists who came here today? All of them are amazing!