I heard that there is a village, there is a villager who loves to sing, usually pick up the work, and howl twice when herding cattle.

In order to see him laugh, the villagers made a joke and put him on a TV program, ready to see him make a fool of himself.

What I never expected was that people took this opportunity to become popular all of a sudden, and they made a lot of money.

The villagers were dumbfounded.

If you think about it, a guy who can't even solve the problem of food and clothing, because the villagers turned into serfs and sang because of the bad things.

Now it's okay.

The villagers thought, if we hadn't put you on a show, you wouldn't have any money.

So what to do, borrow money.

The villagers poured into this Rao's house, and they opened their mouths and closed their mouths that I have a share of the money you earn, and you must lend it to me.

The good guy is 35,000 and 108,000 in one mouth.

This person is honest, thinking to himself, indeed, without them, he really can't earn this money, so borrow it.

As a result, the villagers are more reckless in their willingness to respond to their requests.

The village is going to build roads, and if you have money, you can get out of it.

As soon as the honest man thought about it, okay, let's get out.

The village wants to raise money, and if you have money, donate it.

Honest people think about it, okay, I'll donate.

The villagers didn't go to work, and the family had no money to live on, so if you have money, give it.

...

According to a reporter, he went to interview the villagers and asked if there were many people who borrowed money from honest people, and they still didn't pay it back?

The villagers borrowed it all with a smile, and he himself borrowed 80,000 yuan.

As for paying back? An honest man is so rich, why should he pay him back.

Since the honest man became famous, the villagers stopped going to work, borrowed money from him to play cards, and asked for it again when he was gone.

He was also asked to buy a house and a car for each of the people in the village.

This kind of thinking stunned the reporters, what kind of brain circuit is this?

What if honest people don't have so much money later?

The people in the village like this feeling of getting something for nothing, and playing cards at home is not more comfortable than working?

So, the villagers came up with a way to shoot a video of honest life and put it on the Internet, three yuan for each video.

Whatever honest people do, there are a lot of people who follow them with their mobile phones, eat and work, and don't shoot when they go to the toilet when they sleep.

There is a good saying, the urban routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside, the rural roads are also slippery, and people's hearts are complicated.

If it weren't for Lu Donkey's reputation in the village before, it is estimated that it would be similar to Lao Rao's fate now.

If nothing else, just the few second-rate people in the village who are not doing their jobs, they wanted to occupy the land when Lu Donkey's family was not developed, and as a result, Lu Donkey and the big man smashed the house with sticks.

The wicked still need the wicked to grind, after being broken a few bones, those second-rate people finally got honest, and came to apologize with cigarettes and alcohol, otherwise they would be crippled by Lu Donkey sooner or later.

It's not, Lu Donkey has to be grabbed and beaten every time he comes back on the weekend, so that those second-rate people don't dare to bully his family anymore.

It's far away again, in short, walk the rivers and lakes, pay more attention, don't think that everyone is kind like a messenger.

Don't look at Lu Donkey's greeting everyone he sees all the way, in fact, he seems to have a mirror in his heart.

He just greeted the people to blush.

I'm mad at you, hahaha.

"Mom, I'm back!" In fact, there is no need for Lu Donkey to shout, my mother is already waiting at the door.

Not only that, but the second sister also brought her nephew, and her niece was playing at the door.

After getting out of the car, Shirley followed behind Lu Donkey generously: "Hello aunt, good sister, good friend, I'm Shirley." ”

"Shirley, you're okay, hurry up and sit in the house."

The bloody mother who scolded Lu Donkey on the phone couldn't close her mouth when she saw Shirley.

The second sister followed behind, squeezing her eyes at Lu Donkey and said, "You can." ”

"Hey, if you have to come back with me, I'll take her to the field to cut wheat tomorrow." Lu Donkey opened his mouth and blew and picked up the two children: "Do you want to uncle, take you to buy Wahaha." ”

The two children were very happy, but when they saw Beerus getting out of the car, they immediately cried.

“... I can't bring it back. Lu Donkey was helpless.

Lu Donkey's hand is also good, there is an obvious red mark, it is estimated that it will fade in half a month, but it will not affect the action.

I brought out the gifts in the car, some of them were bought from the duty-free shop in Stick Country, and some of them were snacks that Shirley specially bought for the children.

When they saw the food, the two children couldn't be afraid, and they shouted one by one, not to mention kissing.

"Oh, sister, this is the cosmetics brought back from the country of sticks, there are three sets in total, one set for my mother, one set for you, and I will send one set to the eldest sister in two."

The second sister is not embarrassed, her own brother is filial to herself, and she is not an outsider.

"By the way, there's also a gift from Shirley, let her give it to you herself." Lu Donkey hurriedly went to the car and took down a few bags.

He didn't know what it was, it was expensive anyway, and Shirley didn't let him put it in the trunk.

Seeing Lu Donkey coming in with a bag, Shirley gratefully threw a wink at him, it was too timely.

"Auntie, sister, this is a gift I brought to you, a little heart, please accept it."

"What's so embarrassing about this, come all the way and let you break the bank."

"Take it, Mom, sister, Shirley bought it for you, don't waste a piece of people's hearts." Lu Donkey kept looking at the bag.

With Shirley's level, these bags should be quite valuable, otherwise I'm sorry for her identity.

After a polite gesture, the mother and the second sister accepted the gift and opened the gift under the urging of Shirley and Lu Donkey.

"Donkey brand bag, what is this?" Lu Donkey fiddled with the bag in disgust, and the fat sister slapped his hooves open: "What do you know, this is LV, Shirley, it really broke your money." ”

Shirley smiled and said, "It's okay, my sister and aunt just like it, and there is another one for the eldest sister." ”

Unexpectedly, Lu Donkey's niece and nephew were not afraid of Shirley, and they were going to hug them now.

Shirley and the second sister went to play with their two children, and Lu Donkey was left behind by her mother.

"It's not me, you, Shirley's kid is very good, but... What about flowers? What about Lowe? And what about that Fei'er? It's not like that. ”

Lu Donkey smiled, gnawed on the apple and said indifferently: "Mom, you also think too highly of me, do you really think they are my girlfriend?" Nothing else, it's all friends. ”

"Uh... Not a girlfriend, huh? ”

Lu Donkey is like this, my mother is worried again, how can she not be a girlfriend?

"Not even one?"

"Aang."

"You're a fart, then why don't you hurry up and talk about one!"

“...”