Chapter 119: Constipation

"It's your turn, you have to get it right more than sixty percent!"

Ignoring the tragic experience of the beard, Xu Lao did not squint and looked directly at Wu Fan.

Wu Fan smiled bitterly, took a step forward, and also made a junior salute to Xu Lao, but he didn't speak for a long time, and his expression seemed to be a little hesitant.

"Why, you can't find a single mistake, do you?

Xu Lao, who seemed to be serious, actually made a joke about Wu Fan at this time.

But Wu Fan didn't think it was a joke, looking at Xu Lao's cold face, he dared to bet: as long as he answered a 'yes' word, Xu Lao would definitely kill himself!

Wu Fan thought for a while, and finally said: "Elder Xu, before the junior says, can you agree to a request from the junior?"

"No!" Xu Lao bluntly refused.

Wu Fan: "???"

The script is wrong, huh?

Doesn't that make sense?

You don't play according to the routine at all!

It stands to reason that we should all answer, 'Let's talk about it first'?

Suddenly, Wu Fan was messy in the wind.

Seeing that Wu Fan didn't speak for a long time, Xu Lao turned around and threw down a sentence: "Since you can't answer, then leave." The qualified examiner, come with me for the next ......"

"Wait!"

Before Old Xu finished speaking, he was interrupted by Wu Fan, and he said slightly angrily: "Boy, I've put up with you for a long time, and you've been messing around during the assessment......"

But these words were interrupted by Wu Fan again.

"The younger generation found a total of twenty-eight mistakes on this waste pill! First: Before the alchemy, the Dan furnace failed to be cleaned up, resulting in the deposition of many impurities, which affected the medicinal effect of Peiyuan Dan. ”

"Second: Although the method of extracting heather is old-fashioned, it pursues speed too much, resulting in insufficient essence and liquid extraction. ”

"Third: When condensing the Urola Flower and the Silver Leaf Grass, although they have the same properties, they should not be mixed directly, but the two should be roasted with a Dan fire for about three breaths, and then gathered. ”

“......”

"Twenty-seventh: When the pill was formed in the last step, the alchemist deliberately increased the temperature, but in order to retain the shape of the waste pill, he lowered the stability of the pill fire after about seven breaths, causing the waste pill to take shape. ”

"According to the analysis of the younger generation, this waste pill refining technique is old, the fire control skills are superb, and the understanding of the medicinal properties of various elixirs is even more in-depth, it does not seem to be made by an apprentice at all; ”

"As for this last mistake, the juniors don't dare to say it!"

Wu Fan gushed a long paragraph, explaining the mistakes he found to Xu Lao in detail, but the last mistake, for some reason, he chose to keep it.

And Xu Lao just listened casually at first, but as he listened, his pupils slowly widened, and his body couldn't help but get closer to Wu Fan, as if he wanted to hear it more clearly, and in the end, his whole body trembled with excitement, and his eyes were full of shock.

"Yes, this pill is indeed from the old man's hand, and the first two waste pills are really the work of the old man's apprentice. However, when the old man was refining, he only left ten mistakes on it, how did you find twenty-eight?"

Xu Lao nodded, confirming Wu Fan's guess, but at the same time, his heart was full of doubts: many of the mistakes Wu Fan said were things he had never noticed or considered.

Especially in some details, according to the alchemists' respective habits, they just dealt with it themselves, as long as it did not have a great impact on alchemy.

But after listening to what Wu Fan said, Xu Lao suddenly felt: If you do what Wu Fan said, maybe you can really improve the purity of Pei Yuan Dan!

You must know that ignoring a little detail may not be much for the elixir, but after thousands of details are accumulated together, it will have a great impact on the final efficacy of the elixir!

And these details were not included in the mistakes that Xu Lao considered at all......

"There is a road for the road in Shushan. The younger generation is stupid, it's just that the number of times he has refined Pei Yuan Dan is too much, and practice makes perfect. ”

When you should be humble, you should be humble, Wu Fan still understands this very well.

"Well, that's right! For the position of alchemist, hands-on practice is our greatest teacher! Many of the places you pointed out, even when the old man usually alchemized, are habitually perfunctory, and I am really ashamed to say it......

A kind smile appeared on Old Xu's wrinkled face, but in Wu Fan's opinion, it was more ugly than crying.

When he heard that Xu Lao was about to judge Wu Fan unqualified, he wanted to laugh, after all, he was still a little comforted to have a back.

But when he saw Wu Fan talking about the twenty-eight mistakes, his mouth kept open, and he still didn't close it......

Especially when I heard Xu Lao praise him later, his beard was almost doubting his life!

is obviously a stinky boy who violates the milky smell, why can he find so many mistakes?

Compared to himself, he is simply ashamed......

The mood of the three girls at the door was also ups and downs, at first they saw that Wu Fan was about to fail, and the three girls were still thinking about how to comfort Wu Fan later, but the next moment, they were collectively stunned.

woc!

So would you say?

The old lady is stunned by you!

This Xu Lao is still very satisfied?

Still laughing?

Wait a minute...... Don't laugh yet, I want to vomit when I see it......

Vomit......

The three girls coincidentally supported the wall.

The agitated Xu Lao didn't notice anything else, he held Wu Fan's hands tightly, and asked eagerly: "What is the last mistake?" Don't be afraid, there's nothing you dare not say!"

"Are you sure you want to say it in public? or we'll ...... it?"

Wu Fan just wanted to make a suggestion, but was interrupted by Xu Laohuo in a hurry.

"It's okay, just say it here! The old man wants to know the answer now!"

Old Xu's eyes lit up, and the more he looked at Wu Fan, the more he felt

Satisfied, he didn't expect that such a hairy boy would be higher than himself in Pei Yuan Dan's attainments!

In particular, he has always adhered to the principle of alchemy, and there is no slack in the details, which makes Xu Lao admire it even more!

Even he has already gone with the flow, and unconsciously began perfunctory alchemy......

"Oh well. ”

Wu Fan was helpless, he closed his eyes, and said secretly: "Anyway, you want to listen to it yourself, don't blame me if something happens!"

Then he no longer hesitated, and said directly: "The last mistake: Based on my previous analysis and research, I think the alchemist's mood will also have a certain impact on the alchemy. ”

"Although the texture of this waste pill is clear and transparent, in general, during its refining process, the Dan fire has been at a high temperature, and almost every step seems to be a little urgent, which indicates that the alchemist is in an irritable mood during refining. ”

"According to the speculation of the younger generation, it should be that there is something troublesome that has been bothering you recently, and if the situation is serious, you are likely to be unwell and constipated, it is recommended to eat more vegetables and fruits to help ...... bowel movements"

......

The audience was silent.

The beard finally understood where he had lost, and he secretly gave Wu Fan a thumbs up, as if to say: Brother, you are still a cow! If you dare to say that Xu Lao is constipated, I am afraid that you are alone in this world......

The black mole man's expression was frightened, he looked at Wu Fan, then at Xu Lao, and finally sighed:

Alas~

It's better to be young!

The sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid!

Either in death or on the way to death......

Mu Yanran covered her eyes, with an expression of 'I knew it would be like this', she wanted to yell at Wu Fan: "Can't you stop the meeting?" Seeing that this assessment is about to pass, you have to play with fire......

Jiang Ruoyu pointed at Wu Fan with a trembling index finger, as if he couldn't believe what he had just said.

Jiang Shihan was already desperate, she suddenly felt: The teacher can live so big, it is really God's mercy!

"Hahaha......"

There was a little waiter next to him who finally couldn't help it and laughed, but he quickly realized his mistake and was so frightened that he quickly knelt on the ground and looked at Xu Lao in fear.

Old Xu looked at Wu Fan sluggishly.

Wu Fan looked at Xu Lao with a smile.

The two looked at each other for a long time, Wu Fan almost couldn't hold it back, and a song was constantly circulating in his head:

"I've confirmed my eyes~I've met the right person~"

He had a hunch: if he really sang it, the cause of death might not be the system blowing itself up, but ...... Hammered to death!

Xu Lao finally came back to his senses, his face twitched continuously, looking at the breath on Wu Fan's face, 'You told me to say it! I said don't say it, don't blame me!', Xu Lao's mouth closed for a moment, but in the end he still didn't say anything.

He was defeated in the end!

He should have thought of it a long time ago: Wu Fan in front of him is a bastard boy who doesn't play cards according to the routine!