Chapter 613: Forget the Pavilion Beauty Conference (1)
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Fang Jie persuaded the girls one by one, the atmosphere on the back court was in stark contrast to the previous noise, all the beauties in the audience did not turn their heads again, but raised their heads and stared at Fang Jie's beautiful appearance without blinking...... To tell the truth, you should be able to clearly see the different scenery in the necklines of these beauties downstairs.
At this moment, this is also a lot of life, I have experienced a lot of things, but I have seen many people, especially Fang Jie, who has seen a lot of beautiful women, can barely do it without squinting and not moving like a mountain, if it is a different man to sit in his seat, even if it is Duan Hanyun, who likes to be cold, I am afraid that he would have already fled, it is undeniable that the lethality of a group of genuine beauties is indeed beyond the reach of ordinary men.
After quietly glancing at the audience, Fang Jie hurriedly calmed down, tried his best to ignore the atmosphere of the audience, and then said to Yi Ling on the side in a tone that was neither high nor low, but everyone could hear it: "This meeting is presided over by you, and it can begin." ”
Yi Ling couldn't help but be slightly stunned, glanced at Fang Jie inexplicably, and secretly thought that it was not such a procedure when the two of them were summed up before the meeting, but the careful Yi Ling quickly figured out the joints, Fang Jie now looks calmer on the surface, in fact, the more |91du|. Net is panicking, otherwise he would not have changed the program temporarily, the purpose is to give himself a time to adapt and buffer, but then again, such an arrangement seems to be understandable, after all, those big leaders in reality have someone on stage to preside over the curtain every time they go on stage to speak?
In this short moment, Yi Ling, who wanted to laugh but was a little relieved, just curled the corners of his mouth slightly, and controlled his emotions well, winked at Fang Jie playfully, and then returned to his previous indifferent appearance, slowly walked from Fang Jie's side to the front of the corridor railing, and said lightly to the women in the audience: "I will preside over this Forgetful Pavilion Conference." You should know my character, so without further ado, let's get straight to the point. With that, he glanced at the audience with an expressionless face.
Elling's opening remarks are very simple, just two. The sentence plus a glance action does not have any flowery rhetoric, nor does it have any morale-boosting slogans, let alone waving his fists excitedly to express his eagerness, perhaps this is the reason why Fang Jie feels that this woman is very similar to himself, they all belong to that kind of very pragmatic character, but this kind of opening remarks that sound like no oil and salt have lifted the spirits of everyone in the audience.
Seeing that everyone's attention is focused on self. After his body, Yi Ling spoke again: "The first item on the agenda of the meeting is the re-election of the Lord of the Forgetful Pavilion. What needs to be explained here is that the old pavilion master forgot his feelings, and when he left, he had already decided on the candidate for the new pavilion master - this is the one next to me, who is also the world's No. 1 master who has just won the Huashan Sword Grand Slam championship. Although the departure of the old pavilion master is a big loss for our Forgetful Pavilion, the strength of the new pavilion master is also obvious to everyone. Originally, the matter of re-electing the cabinet master seemed to me to be redundant, but Fang Shaohui proposed to me before the meeting that it would be better to re-elect the cabinet master, after all, the selection of the cabinet master is related to everyone's vital interests, and only the cabinet master publicly elected by everyone can facilitate the work in the future. Okay, now the person who is willing to elect the first candidate, Fang Jie, to become the master of our Forgetful Pavilion, please raise your hand! ”
After listening to Yi Ling's words, the women couldn't help you. Look at me, I look at you, my eyes are wide and stunned, no one raised their hands for a long time, these people don't want to choose Fang Jie, but like Yi Ling thought, they feel that this matter is completely taking off their pants and farting, and they didn't react at once.
In fact, don't say that Fang Jie is the established successor who forgets his feelings. It's not for Fang Jie's strength and ability, and it's not a problem to be an organization leader established by only twenty players, so after hearing that this first issue was actually proposed by Fang Jie, the women were quite surprised, and at the same time, they also felt that although Fang Jie was not good-looking, his character seemed to be good, he was a reasonable person, if it weren't for the fact that women were born a little like hypocrisy, in this case, they were unwilling to be the first to raise their hands, and there would not be this cold scene on the field.
However, these women are a little wrong, Fang Jie may still have a good character. Yes, but in this matter, it is by no means as simple as it seems, the reason why he proposed to re-elect the pavilion master is not to take care of the feelings of the women, nor does he really want to have a ** election to reflect his high profile, but because he knows that it is already an ironclad thing to sit in the position of the pavilion master, even if it is not for him, it is inevitable to win the Forgetfulness Pavilion, so without worrying about losing the election, what he needs to consider is how to hold these women in the palm of his hand and serve him.
How? Promise that I will forget my feelings in the future. Guangda, that's just an illusory thing, and now it is estimated that no one will take it seriously, so before that, Fang Jie felt that he should let these women get on his thief ship first, and then the cabinet master's re-election of open and transparent is one of the strategies, because voluntarily voting for his yes vote is equivalent to paying the ticket of the thief ship, if he regrets or is reluctant to serve in the future, Fang Jie can say that this was voted by yourself at the beginning, and now it is too late to regret it.
So if we talk about the congregation. People think that Fang Jie's character seems to be good, then he is really wronged him, of course, Fang Jie can't wait for the women to wronged him fiercely in this matter, anyway, this is only good for himself...... In fact, since these women can be unloved, their IQ will not be too low, and they will not all be as big-chested and brainless as the pearl in the palm of their hands, some of them will understand Fang Jie's intentions after a little thought, but some of these people support Fang Jie, some people feel that it doesn't matter, and some people even want to expose Fang Jie's tricks, but they feel that doing so may lead to revenge and the gains outweigh the losses, so they simply close their eyes and pretend to be confused.
Of course, Fang Jie didn't think that his plan was so mysterious, he thought that no matter whether these people wanted to understand it or not, they just had to understand whether there was a thief ship in front of them, and they just wanted these people to come up, and the rest didn't matter, but at the moment, this scene was beyond his expectations, Yi Ling's words were finished for half a minute, and no one in the audience raised their hands, this strange scene made him feel furious, and he wondered if he was fooling them or they were fooling himself when he talked to these women before.
However, just when Fang Jie felt a little restless, Yi Ling on the side had already raised his right hand silently, and seeing Yi Ling raise his hand, Murong Shanshan and Duan Niang, two women who had a good relationship with Fang Jie, also raised their hands, and then Li Sisi and Jiang Xiaoyue exchanged glances and made the same move.
Seeing this situation, the women in the audience reacted, some of them quickly raised their hands, and they raised them high to show their support for Fang Jie, some of them were powerless, they raised their wrists to death, and the expression on their faces seemed to be a little disdainful, obviously the kind of people who saw through Fang Jie's tricks, and some hesitated and looked left and right for a long time, and then they were forced to express their attitude very reluctantly, and finally all the nineteen female killers in the audience except Fang Jie all showed their attitudes, in other words, they all got on Fang Jie's thief ship.
Everyone's reactions and actions were all watched by Fang Jie quietly, and naturally these people were divided into three, six, nine and so on.
Of course, the people who support themselves will have to take good care of them in the future, and they can be reused, and those who show a trace of disdain are not going to sweep them away, but these people obviously belong to the more intelligent category, although they are not easy to control, but they are definitely more efficient than others in doing things, and they can be more cautious to use or exchange benefits, as for a very few reluctant people...... Fang Jie couldn't help but sneer in his heart, secretly thinking that it was better to observe them for a while first and give them a chance, if it was against him, then he would go out directly, anyway, it would be them who would regret it at that time.
Just when Fang Jie was quietly observing this group of women and judging them one by one, Yi Ling on the side was also playing the role of the host very dutifully, and after glancing around, Yi Ling smiled with satisfaction, put down his arm and said: "This is the end of the first topic, Fang Jie was unanimously elected as the new cabinet master of the Forgetful Pavilion." Here, I would like to remind you that since you have made your own choice, you should be responsible for your own decisions in the future, and I hope that all sisters can put aside each other's prejudices and continue to grow our power under the leadership of the pavilion master! ”
In the end, Yi Ling finally said a word to boost morale, but before the words fell, he turned to the main topic: "Next, we invite our new cabinet master to speak on the stage, everyone applauds and welcomes." ”
Interestingly, the previous sentence Yi Ling said seriously, but after saying "everyone applauds and welcomes", he laughed, obviously thinking of the contrived set when the leader came to the stage to speak in reality, and Yi Ling laughed like this, and the atmosphere under the scene was suddenly lively, a group of girls were bold and laughed without a ladylike image, and slapped the table while coaxing with "oh" in their mouths, from this point of view, the women can be regarded as officially recognizing Fang Jie's status.
Perhaps infected by this lively atmosphere, Fang Jie's immunity to these beauties also seemed to have strengthened a lot, and his mood relaxed suddenly, and he waved his hand to the audience with a relaxed face, and only after the laughter of the audience gradually subsided, he cynically smiled and said to the audience: |91du|. net: "Since I'm asked to come to the stage to speak, I'll just say a few words. However, I declare in advance that I am a charlatan in reality and have never been a leader, so there is not so much nonsense, but there is certainly not much truth. ”
"Hahaha......" The women who had just stopped laughing couldn't help but slap the table and hit the chair again, laughing that was an exaggeration, compared to the previous completely lost the image of a lady, lying on the table, laughing and laughing heartily, there was a beautiful woman sitting directly on the chair and laughing up to the sky, but she didn't pay attention to her back and laughed, but after falling to the ground, she simply sat on the ground and couldn't get up, laughing while laughing and pounding the floor.
However, it seems that Fang Jie felt that this joke was not enough, and was about to speak seriously, but suddenly showed a painful expression, and shouted to the one who beat the ground: "Hey, I said that the beautiful woman who pounded the ground with Shaolin Mighty King Kong fist, I admit that you are sitting on the ground and walking* The appearance is very sultry, and I also admit that you are very unique in the use of boxing skills, but if you continue to beat it like this, the floor will be damaged, but I have to pay for Yiling's maintenance costs...... You see, you're still beating harder, I'll make it a little more affirmative, I don't care about that money, I just think that the cost performance of your practice in this way is too low, and it's not cost-effective! ”
"Aha......" At this time, some of the girls who could still laugh in order to maintain the image of a lady couldn't help it anymore, and they opened their mouths to laugh non-stop, but the girl sitting on the ground laughed so much that she lay on the ground and kept rolling, and Yi Ling next to her had already squatted down with her stomach in her hands, and as a result, the originally very serious and depressing venue was frozen and disintegrated in the laughter.
And the interesting thing is that since this meeting, as long as Fang Jie speaks seriously, others will reflexively want to laugh, so that not only is there no estrangement between the two sides, but the internal environment of the Forgetful Pavilion is permeated everywhere, and it is completely different from other disciplined players later, and the relationship between a group of girls and Fang Jie is not only a relationship between superiors and subordinates, but also a relationship between friends and relatives, and many people treat Fang Jie as a big brother, which is a result that Fang Jie did not expect at all now.
After making a few jokes, Fang Jie's mood was completely relaxed, just look at these beauties, you know, beauties are also people, and they also have seven emotions and six desires, fooling people, this kind of thing is originally Fang Jie's forte, breaking the barrier between the two sides in a few words, it is reasonable, but the problem is that it is not enough to fool people, and you have to do something serious, but how to treat more serious issues as jokes is a science.
After the women finally calmed down, Fang Jie had a smile on his face, and even looked a little indignant, and said: "The original purpose of the Forgetful Pavilion is to kill all the people in the world and kill all the people in the world...... Don't stare at me like that, I didn't say that this purpose is bad, but I noticed that the people you kill seem to be men, I don't understand, women also have yin rebels, and there are also women who are lucky, can't men and women be killed? ”
Although Fang Jie's remarks are very dangerous in front of a group of resentful women who look at men unpleasantly, perhaps because of Fang Jie's previous humor, the women in it not only didn't feel that there was anything wrong with this, but felt that it did make sense, especially in the end, "men and women kill", a special noun originally used to describe a person's charm, was used by Fang Jie here, which immediately caused the audience to laugh again.
Seeing this situation, Fang Jie hurriedly hit the railway while it was hot: "It seems that everyone thinks that what I said makes sense, which is very good, and it shows that everyone still looks at the problem very comprehensively......" When he said this, Fang Jie secretly thought that these women looked at the problem comprehensively, how could they join this extreme feminist organization? Of course, Fang Jie didn't dare to say this, otherwise he would definitely be besieged by these women.
"So, I don't think we need to change the purpose of the Forgetfulness Pavilion, but we must correct the previous one-sidedness ideologically." After Fang Jie set this tone, he saw that everyone did not object, so he said step by step: "Then the problem arises now, it is the nature of men to be lustful, what kind of men used to kill, and they could be taken down as soon as they were killed, but now it is different, what if you kill a daughter of Bo Xing?" Unless the woman was gay, there was no point in flattery. ”
Speaking of this, Fang Jie paused deliberately, glanced at the audience, and under the guidance of Fang Jie, some of the women nodded thoughtfully, and some of them had already begun to frown and think of countermeasures, and finally someone put forward their own ideas very cooperatively: "It's not okay to kill me, but it's okay to kill and kill art!" ”
Fang Jie shook his head and smiled: "You may have been ignoring one point, which is precisely your greatest advantage - excellent appearance!" Why did Forgetfulness choose you and not others? Just because you're beautiful! You must know that there are many women with martial arts skills who are higher than you and those who are high in martial arts, but there are few beautiful women who are longer than you. You may not know that you are women, at least as a man, I know very well the lethality of beautiful women, many times you stand in front of those people, they stay, at this time it is easy to kill each other. I admit that the skills of a few of you are indeed not small, but it is okay to kill men, it is difficult to kill women, to say that if you meet a dinosaur-level perverted female master who is extremely ugly but likes to play **, don't say that you kill her first, she will probably ravage you first because she is jealous of your beauty! ”
After listening to Fang Jie's analysis, the women couldn't help but nodded their heads in deep opinion, of course, the main reason why they were so easily persuaded by Fang Jie was not that Fang Jie's analysis was very reasonable, but that Fang Jie's words emphasized many times that all women had excellent appearance, outstanding appearance, and love beauty, and everyone had it, especially women, who attached great importance to their appearance, and most of their vanity was also reflected in this regard, so Fang Jie has always emphasized this point, which just caters to the vanity of all women. This is absolutely not allowed!
After this question led this step, Fang Jie felt that the time was ripe, and immediately said his thoughts: "So I think that if we want to more fully implement the purpose of the Forgetful Pavilion, we should increase some manpower, especially male killers." Of course, I'm not asking them to be flattering and killing, after all, it's no different from being a duck, and it's not to let them join us inside the Forgetful Pavilion, but to set up a peripheral killer organization of the Forgetful Pavilion. Moreover, the person in charge of this organization has already thought about it, so let Duan Hanyun, the good friend of Miss Duan Ziling, manage it......"
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