() It wasn't destined to be an ordinary night.

It was so late, Tang Wu naturally couldn't let Zhou Hao run on the street crying alone.

But Zhou Hao didn't listen to the explanation, Tang Wu had no choice but to hang behind the other party and "escort" the other party to his home.

"Okay, didn't you say you won't be back tonight?" Zhou Yanping was watching TV in her husband's arms, when she heard the sound of the door opening, she glanced at Zhou Haohao, and then turned her head away.

Will pulled away a peanut, then carefully rubbed off the peanut skin on it, and fed it to his wife with his own hands.

Seeing Zhou Yanping's appearance of chewing peanuts, Zhou Haohao couldn't help it anymore. He took off his shoes and walked up to the second floor, with a "bang", and locked himself in the bedroom.

"Okay, what's going on?"

"Maybe a friend released a pigeon!" Will guessed, "Children of this age often have parties at home without telling their families, maybe they are discovered by their parents who came back temporarily!" Come open your mouth, ah~~"

"Ahh Zhou Yanping opened her mouth and took the walnuts that Will had just opened into her mouth.

It wasn't until he saw a figure flickering in Zhou Haohao's bedroom that Tang Wu breathed a sigh of relief.

After sending a text message to Zhou Haohao downstairs that "it's not what you imagined", I remembered Mutu at home.

"Fake, don't think about coming to my house again!"

This time, Tang Wu was really angry.

Not only because Mutu disturbed his "good show", but also because he didn't expect Mutu to degenerate to this point.

Against Liverpool, he had at least five or more good chances, but they were all wasted because of weak feet and lack of concentration.

This is one of the reasons why Lajli replaced him, not to mention the conflict with Crespo.

"Stay away from the person who sucks X, he will not only harm himself, but also the people around him!" It was only at this moment that Tang Wu understood Lampard's advice.

"Fake Squid Egg, if you don't get rid of these bad problems, don't bother me for the rest of your life!"

When Tang Wu returned home angrily, Mu Tu and the ** woman had already gone to the empty house.

And the house is wide open, and things are turned over everywhere.

Burglar? Or did this guy Mutu do it?

"Hey, is that you? I didn't expect you to be so capable! Farke, thirteen times, I hear it clearly below, thirteen times! Cartman shouts downstairs.

"Falk Squid Cartman, Lao Tzu just came home!"

"Okay, I'll just say you can't be that fierce!" Cartman looks like he has come to his senses.

"By the way, did you see where that "thirteen times" went? ”

"Then I don't know, but he was so violent, from the third floor to the first floor, and I heard that poor old nun scolding!"

The old nun in Cartman's mouth is the landlord of the two, and usually lives on the first floor.

It's time to change the locks in this room.

"Well, let's clean it up tomorrow!" Tang Wu cursed secretly, closed the door and returned to the bedroom, forcing himself to close his eyes.

In the dream, he dreamed that Zhou Hao opened the door with him, entered the house, and then changed his clothes and went to bed.

When he picked up Zhou Haohao's face and wanted to kiss it, the face in front of him suddenly changed to Nangong's appearance.

"Brother Tang, do you think I want to tattoo the word "Wu"! ”

With a "bang", Tang Wu stepped back in fright, and hit his head on the head of the bed.

Just then, there was a sharp knock on the door outside.

"Boom! Boom! ”

"Sleep? Early in the morning! Tang Wu, who was wearing only one trouser, rubbed his eyes and got up from the bed.

"Boom! Boom! ”

"Wait, it's coming soon! Knock what knock! Tang Wu looked down, casually changed his underwear, found another pair of outer pants to put on, and walked towards the door with a scolding grin, "Ah Dan, even if you come to apologize, I won't..."

As soon as he opened the door, Tang Wu was stunned.

Before Tang Wu could react, three policemen with big caps broke in directly.

"I'm a police officer Johnson, number 12345678, and someone reported that there was a crowd here to smoke X. You have the right to remain silent, but please cooperate with our investigation! ”

The two policemen quickly rushed past Tang Wu and rushed into the room, and the other bald head flashed his ID at Tang Wu.

"Boss, we've found this!" Two policemen came up with a transparent plastic bag and asked for credit.

"Baby, it looks like you're going to have to go with us." Although the British are also face blind to look at Asian faces, Tang Wu's unique left hand can make all British people recognize him.

"I need to contact my agent and he will connect me with a lawyer." Tang Wu turned around obediently, turned his back and let the other party handcuff him.

Tang Wu has watched Hong Kong and Taiwan police movies, and he has also watched the law enforcement of the London police, and he knows very well how to save himself at this time.

"No problem, but let's talk about it in the police station!" The bald policeman saw Tang Wu so cooperative, and he didn't feel sorry for Tang Wu.

"Jack, bring all the evidence, nothing less!"

"No problem, boss!"

In this way, Tang Wu came downstairs with his hands roasted.

"Hey, what's going on?" Cartman screams in horror from the second-floor balcony.

"If a Chinese girl comes to me, she will say that I am training intensively, and I will go back to the club and will not come back for the time being!" Tang Wu is stuffed into the police car and yells at Cartman.

In this way, amid the siren of "Woo Wow Wow", Tang Wu was taken to the London City Police Station.

However, Tang Wu still miscalculated.

As soon as he got out of the car, the reporter who had been blocking the door for a long time pointed the flash at him and flashed it "click".

Seeing these "flies" that smelled the "aroma", Tang Wu cursed again, "Fake Squid Ah Dan, this time Lao Tzu was really miserable by you!" ”

......

"Your Excellency, I didn't suck X, and I agreed to get a blood test. But before I do that, I'm going to see my agent and lawyer. Facing the interrogation of the bald man, Tang Wu said tirelessly.

"Yes, we have been contacted, and they said it will be there soon." Johnson waved his hand, "What I want to say now is something else!" ”

"What's the matter?" Tang Wu said nervously.

Is there any other "crime"?

The bald man twisted and took out a piece of white cardboard from behind his back, "This is what Dwayne Johnson told me, and he said that he would ask me for your autograph if he had the chance." But as you know, I rarely get to Stamford Bridge to watch Chelsea play. ”

"Oh! Call! Tang Wu let out a sigh, "So that's the case, that's easy to do." ”

"And me!"

"And me!"

"I want one too!"

Hearing Tang Wu's promise, several policemen immediately broke in.

"You, you're all Chelsea fans?" Tang Wu was surprised.

"That's right!" Johnson laughed, "We're not going to let the gun fans interrogate the Blues' heroes!" They are all heretics! ”

"That's right, they're all infidels!" The other police officers also spoke in unison.

After signing a few names, Tang Wu pressed his left hand on the drawing board again, and traced along the outer contour of his left hand before asking what was going on.

If you count the Tang Wu family, there were two burglaries in a row last night.

Earlier, a gangster armed with a machete carried out a robbery in the mansion of the Perón family.

He threatens to hand over all his belongings or kill his relatives and friends. After getting their hands on the jewels worth about £50,000, the robbers fled.

However, due to drinking too much alcohol, he stumbled to Tang Wu's residence while evading the pursuit of the traffic police.

Coincidentally, I happened to see Mutu walking out of the room with a woman in his arms. The robber, though drunk, recognized Mutu's face. He thought it was a new "station" for the Romanians, so he went into the house and rummaged through it.

In the end, the gangster was driving a car while skidding on a slippery road surface and crashed into a building on the side of the road and got into a car accident.

A passing driver immediately called the police after discovering the accident, and the police arrived at the scene and immediately arrested him, while confiscating the stolen goods from his side.

And when the gangsters sobered up, they immediately reported the incident of Mutu sucking X, which led to the police searching this morning.

Hearing this, Tang Wu strengthened his determination to draw a line with Mutu.

While several police officers were chatting with Tang Wu about Chelsea's goals for this season, Jack came in through the door and shouted at Johnson and Tang Wu: "Your agent is here!" ”