Chapter 67: Side Story: Chinese New Year's Eve Welcomes the New Year
——Because the author is lazy.,The format of the side story or something is simplified birds.,Let's make do with it——
On the night of Chinese New Year's Eve, the actors of the crew of "The Battle of the Cell" were gathering in the hall to prepare for the New Year, but because the process of waiting for the New Year was too boring, the actors began to chat.
Magic Flower Fairy: In the new year, I hope I will appear again and win glory for the motherland!
Flower Bringer: Hey, hey! What does it have to do with whether you play or not and whether the motherland wins glory or not? Don't put gold on your face, okay?
Magic Flower Fairy: If you don't quarrel with me for a day, you will die a day, right?
Demon Flower Messenger: If you don't smear gold on your face for a day, you will die one day, right?
Magic Flower Fairy: You*%#%@*##*......
Flower Emissary: You@#%*@#%......
Cassius: [Pick up a lollipop from a pile of snacks] Can't you stop a little bit in the new year?
Gaia: [staring at Cassius' lollipop] Some viewers said, "A certain lid is definitely a candy to grab a certain card", so should I go and grab your candy?
Cassius: [Quickly ducks behind Black] Then you can grab it!
Gaia: I have the power to come out!
Cassius: If I don't come out, I won't come out, how can you do me? [Take out the lollipop from his mouth and stick his tongue out at Gaia]
Gaia: Hey you! [The momentum is about to rush over]
Rey: [Stop Gaia] Just take a break as we welcome the New Year.
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Yumina: [pointing at the Flower Fairy] You said you were going to play again, so which of you is miserable with me? I obviously have a plot to reappear in the drama (book) (such as what is in my room in that episode), but what? I haven't appeared in the main text since I appeared in chapter 29 to the current 70 chapters.,You say,Which of you has me miserable?
Magic Flower Fairy: [Stop arguing with the Demon Flower Emissary] Uh-hehe, it seems to be ......
[At this time, a car stopped in front of the actors]
Fuchibuchi: [Get out of the car] Ahaha, hello everyone, the director and screenwriter of this play (book) is me!
Everyone: uh...... Your car......
Fuchibuchi: [Glances back at the car] What's wrong? Bikes don't work, huh?
All:......
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Yumina: Director, you came just in time, and I was about to ask you why I didn't appear in the show (book).
Yuanyuan: That's because! Because!! Because you're here to play tricks!!
Yumina: What?!!
Yuanyuan: When there is no actor to play a certain role, you will be asked to play it (this is the case with all the tricks)
Yumina: Okay-_-||
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Fuchibuchi: [Jumping on the table] Just on Chinese New Year's Eve, if there is anything you want to ask, just ask, this director will answer them for you one by one!
Dark Feng: I have a question, about the character, why is I different from me in the play and me in the "submission"?
Yuanyuan: Well, in the submission, there are too few words in your personality column, and I can't fully understand you, so what I wrote is what I understand you.
Dark Maple: ......
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Dean: A lot of people are saying that I'm supposed to be a man, what do you think about that?
Yuanyuan: I follow the game, since everyone doesn't accept the game, then I'll change your gender back [thief smiled and his eyes flashed]
Dean: You're an oyster and you've changed gender many times in your life?
Yuanyuan: Mu has a relationship, I will change your gender with a reasonable plot, hehe
Dean:......
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Wesker: Director! I've died in the official drama, so I'm on vacation abroad, and I'll have to come back from abroad non-stop if I'm resurrected, what kind of heart do you have?!
Fuchibuchi: [blame me] Can't you let you play......
Wesker: Even if I am resurrected, that's fine, but why give me a "lifesaver"? What if the "life-saving benefactor" goes to the righteous faction, what do you call me?
Yuanyuan: Hehe, isn't this a very good plot [thief smiles and his eyes flash]
Wesker: ......
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Roger: I said director, how can you make me so irresponsible in the play, many viewers said they wanted to beat me to death when they saw those chapters at that time......
Yuanyuan: Well, you know that my mind is always lucky.
Roger: That's why you ruined me? I disagree!
Justin: You can be content, when I first appeared in the show, the director arranged for me to fire a missile at Blake, and the audience directly said that they wanted to beat me to death, and I didn't complain yet.
Roger: Okay-_-||
Justin: But ...... Director! Why are you going to make me attack Blake as soon as I come out? Do you know that the fans will beat me up like this?
Fuchibuchi: Didn't you get called by Captain Roger to arrest the "sinner", so you ...... So...... And then...... That's it
Justin:......
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Xaar Pioneer Squad: Director, for the sake of shrimp, even if we appear on the stage, we won't give us a shot for half a day?
Fuchibuchi: Because, my drama (book) is not written specifically for you like the official anime, so you ...... It's already good to be able to play, okay!!
Xaar Vanguard Squad: ......
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Allison: I'm a director, tell me how you can let me and Zog have a bad plot and be funny and unlucky, you say you're worthy of the popularity we've worked so hard to accumulate for so many years
Yuanyuan: (Aren't you just losing your popularity......) Please pay attention to the good fight, your appearance is based on when your boss Dean went out to "kill the enemy", although Dean appeared not less (very little), but it was the first time to go out to kill the enemy, and other times he was just planning things, and he didn't fight, so he ...... So...... And then...... That's it┑( ̄Д ̄)┍
Allison: I'm not convinced! You've got to make me play!
Yuanyuan: O_o I said Allison, why are you so swollen and talking like a "hillbilly"?
Allison: Don't get off the hook, hurry up, don't let me play more?
Yuanyuan: Okay, let you play more......
Allison: That's right
Abyss: ...... Let you go out more to sweep the streets
Allison: How dare you, you spike?
Yuanyuan: Ah! Pay attention, change the crew for you to play the bandits in the anti-Japanese war drama!
Allison: Ahhh
Yuanyuan: Okay, then you can go back to your backstage and clean up, and call you when it's time for you to appear
Allison: Ahhh
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Unofficial who has not yet appeared: Director! When are we playing?
Yuanyuan: Tell me, you know, the appearance is also a plot, and recently I've been lazy (dead lazy, lazy, like a dead pig), so pinch, you wait for the time being
Unofficial: ......
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Yuanyuan: Oh yes, what do you think, Rui?
Za Xiaorui: ...... Can you still remember me......
Yuanyuan: QAq is shrimp, you have to say that......
Za Xiaorui: Isn't this me......
Yuanyuan: Ahahaha, wood matter. By the way, don't you have anything to ask Director Ben about yourself?
Zha Xiaorui: There is wood
Fuchibuchi: Okay (ーー ゙)
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Muse: Wait! Director! A lot of viewers said, (as a member of the God of War Alliance) why am I delayed playing?
Yuanyuan: Well, I put you in the finale............
Muse: What?? Finale?? Then I'm still a hairy man, so I don't have to play directly!
Yuanyuan: Ouch wait, I haven't finished talking yet, I'm going to have a second part after writing the first part, aren't you in the second part?
Muse: That's pretty much it
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Fake Cloth: Director, you seem to have forgotten me......
Yuanyuan: Huh? I'm sorry [I forgot about you with a face]
Fake Cloth: Director, the roles you assigned to me in the play are so thankless, I strongly demand that the roles be changed!
Yuanyuan: Hehe, for the sake of Chinese New Year's Eve, I'll reveal it: when I first wrote it, I wanted to write it because of the fake cloth you character, you drop, understand?
Fake cloth: old-fashioned......
Fuchibuchi: Call me old-fashioned, right? It means that I can't write well...... Hey, hey, hey, that's okay, from now on, I'm going to strangle you in the play [thief smiled and his eyes flashed]
Fake cloth: ............ Director...... Beware of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night......
Yuan Yuan: "You also believe in this kind of thing when the ghost knocks on the door in the middle of the night", quack quack......
[Knock knock, there is a knock on the door behind the director]
Abyss: Uh...... [Turns around stiffly]
Cassius: ["Whoosh" runs over and opens the door]
[As soon as you open the door, it is full of red]
Yuanyuan: [When I saw the red door full of frightened heads, I tilted my head and fell to the ground]
[A white faucet is squeezed in behind the red door]
Rand: Good Chinese New Year's Eve, everyone, I specially sent a "good start"!
Fake cloth: [Patting Rant's head in the past] Well done~ [Don't have a deep meaning]
Rand: Happy Chinese New Year's Eve, everyone~ [Unclear Sense]
Cassius: Rand, you're miserable, your opening scare scared the director to death
Rand: Really? [wink] That's great! When the director dies, we don't have to continue acting, we can go back to our respective homes, we don't have to work overtime every day, and we don't have overtime pay~\\(≧▽≦)\/~
Cassius: Not necessarily~
Rand: Is it swollen?
Yuanyuan: Rand, do you want to be fired...... [standing next to him with a gloomy face]
Rand: Uh, that............ Fat friend save me! 【Fly to Black】
Yuanyuan: [chasing behind] It's useless to find your fat friend! Stop, I promise not to kill you!
Blake: [Tripping over the abyss with one kick, then ......] Director, are you alright?
Yuanyuan: It's okay for your brother's head! 【Get up】
Rand: [Lying on Blake's shoulder] Director, you're going to hit me~~
Abyss: Damn you, you bullied me just because I just learned to ride a bicycle! Yes! From now on, for the sake of the New Year, you will all give me overtime (no overtime pay) one by one!
All:......
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The author has something to say: As you think, this is not a formal extra, just an "interview meeting", in fact, this extras are here to answer all kinds of questions (by the way, with a lost little story). Wa also knows that Chinese New Year's Eve is such an irregular fanwai is really sorry for the relatives, in short, Happy New Year!