"Let go of me!"

The child who was lifted in Qiao's hand fluttered his hands and feet.

"Okay!"

Joe said with a smile, and then he flew to an altitude of 10,000 meters.

"I'm going to let go!" Joe's voice was all teasing.

Looking at the smaller trees below, the child was almost scared, and he said, "Forget it!" ”

"Are you sure?" Joe asked.

"Hmm!" The child nodded vigorously.

Just kidding, this is 10,000 meters in the air, wouldn't it turn into a ball of meat sauce if he let go?

"But I just promised you, I'll do what I say!" After Joe finished speaking, he let go of his hand.

"Ah~"

The child fell vertically, and at the moment when his face was about to make contact with the ground, Joe stopped him.

"Whew~Whew~"

Two minutes after the child landed, he still couldn't help but breathe.

Scared the baby to death!

He glanced at someone who was munching on the side of the meat, and his heart was filled with regret.

"I finally escaped from the thieves' den, and now again

Fall into the hands of perverts! I want to cry (┯_┯)! ”

He couldn't help but want to slap himself, "Why did you rob this person's things?"

I'm stupid, really! ”

The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable it becomes, and the more I think about it, the more I regret it!

"Smack!"

He gave himself a slap in the face.

Qiao was eating fragrantly, heard the voice, and looked at the child strangely: "Why are you beating yourself?" ”

"Itchy face, itchy face!" The child explained.

Looking at the obvious slap marks on the child's face, Qiao muttered, "I'm afraid I'm not a fool?" And hit your own yourself? ”

He spoke directly, and the child's face turned red when he heard this.

"I really want to hit him!" The child thought to himself.

"I'm not!" The child replied angrily.

"It's good if it's not!"

After hearing this, Qiao Ting continued to nibble on the oily meat.

"Well, it tastes good!" While eating, he commented on it.

"Gollum~"

Someone's stomach protested.

"You want to eat?" Joe looked up again and asked.

The child nodded in surprise.

"Then you think about it!" Joe's tone was mean.

He's now bored enough to bully a little kid.

"Whew~"

The child clenched his fists and exhaled deeply. Then he pulled his hand behind his back and made a gesture with a middle finger.

"Delicious!"

The child endured it for half an hour, and Joe finally finished eating the hind leg that was bigger than the others.

"Rice bucket!" The child cried in his heart.

"Eh, kid, what's your name?" Joe asked after eating.

"I'm not a child, I'm sixteen!" The child yelled.

Joe looked at it a few times, "I really can't see it." ”

"I'm just, late in development!"

"Yes, when I was your age, I slept with dozens of women!" Someone bragged.

He's only recently become a man!

"Me too!"

"Really?" Joe looked incredulous.

"I've secretly slept with dozens of female robots!" The child said with a blushing face.

"No wonder you're stunted!" Joe looked at the child, "Even the robots sleep, pervert!" ”

"You! Everybody does! ”

Childishly hugged his arms and stopped talking.

"You haven't answered me yet, what's your name?" Joe asked.

Peter Quill

"What's it called?"

"Peter Quayle!"

"Do you like to listen to songs?" Joe asked.

Peter nodded.

"Do you like awkward dancing?"

Peter continued to nod.

"You are an earthling, and you were later brought into the universe by Yongdu?" Joe continued to ask?

"How do you know?" Peter asked curiously.

"Alright, Stonehammer, pick up a baby Star-Lord!" Joe thought to himself.

He stared at Peter Quayle's face, and he didn't think it just now, but now it really looked like the awkward dance of the future.

"No wonder I slapped myself in the face, if it's Star-Lord, then it's not strange!"

Joe thinks Star-Lord is a sand sculptor better than him.

"Your tape Walkman? Give me. Joe held out his hand to Quill and spoke.

Quill reluctantly took out his Walkman, "Don't break it! He admonished.

Joe nodded, then plugged in his headphones and listened to the song.

"Good taste." Joe listened for a moment and spoke.

"That's the best music in the world!" Quill said proudly.

"Alright, let's go barbecue!"

Joe lay down on the lawn and kicked Quill lightly.

Quill walked back to the place where the beast's corpse was kept, "Don't break it! He spoke again.

"Got it!" Joe waved his hand, and then began to shake his head, he felt that Star-Lord's taste was so unique that people couldn't help but want to dance when they heard it?

Star-Lord, who was not yet an adult, became Joe's roaster.

He roasted it for more than three hours, and half a giant beast, several tons of meat, all went into Joe's stomach.

"That's it!" Quill handed Joe the roast.

He was tired and hungry, and he was weak.

"You eat, I'm full, I'm going to sleep!"

Joe stretched, "Don't run, you'll regret it"

Before closing his eyes, Joe spoke.

…

"It's alive!" Quill ate a large piece of meat, patted his stomach and said.

After eating, looking at Joe, who was sleeping a few meters away, Quill pondered whether to run away.

I want to leave immediately, but thinking about someone's performance, my legs are weak.

"Yawn"

"If you're sleepy, let's sleep, and then run away after resting."

Peter Quill said to himself, and he slept too.

The next day.

"Hey, wake up, we're leaving!"

Quill was asleep and was jolted awake by Joe.

"Huh?" He was a little confused.

Joe's heat rays pierced the ground in front of Quill's nose.

Feeling the heat in front of his face, Quill immediately bounced.

"Gone." Joe motioned for him to follow.

"Where are you going?" Quill asked.

"My ship."

…

"Welcome back, sir." Ultron's voice rang out.

"Hmm." Joe nodded.

Entering the ship, Joe takes Quill to the main control room.

After sitting down, Joe spoke: "In the future, you will be responsible for cooking, laundry, cleaning, and talking to me." ”

In addition to talking, Ultron can do this, but Joe said this out of bad taste and wanted to bully Star-Lord.

"Hmm." Quill nodded submissively.

People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads!

He is very familiar with this set.

On Yongdu's ship, he was used to it.

"Give you back!" Joe tossed Quell's Walkman to him, "No need. ”

Quill hurriedly caught it.

"Ultron, listen to a song."

Music plays.

"How do you have this song?"

Quill asked, hearing the familiar melody.

"Isn't that come and get you love?"

The song in his Walkman, Quill had been listening to it for five or six years, every day, and he heard it as soon as Ultron put it out.

"It's a song on earth!" Quill said.

"yes!"

Joe nodded, "Because I'm an earthling, of course I listen to the songs of the earth!" ”

"Huh?"

The future Star-Lord had a question mark on his face.

"What did I hear? Earthling? ”

"When will the earthlings fly?"

"When did Earth's man make such a big spaceship?"

"Am I falling behind? Doesn't it mean that the Earth is a remote, backward planet?

Or, am I a fake earthling? ”

Peter Quill asked himself.