Since the end of that day's game, Li Laosi disappeared like the world has evaporated, Huang Xiaowei rummaged through all the trash cans in the city, searched all the homeless adoption centers, and still did not find Li Laosi.

In the end, Huang Xiaowei even issued a missing person notice, saying that if you call the hotline, those who can provide Li Laosi's news will be thanked.

The result was either some scam calls, or provided a few expired and useless messages, and the most annoying thing was that it also attracted a few calls to collect debts!

Huang Xiaowei had no choice but to pinch his nose and pay back all the money owed to others for Li Laosi, and in the end, Huang Xiaowei was too lazy to look for him, he felt that with that old guy's strong ability to survive in the wild, there was no problem at all in living in the wilderness for a month.

A month and a half later, Li Laosi finally appeared in front of Huang Xiaowei.

The old man still looked as if he had just been dug out of the garbage heap, and his body was full of taste, so choking that Huang Xiaowei almost vomited out his breakfast.

Li Laosi stood outside the door, and said with a smile while picking at his nose: "Okay, Xiaowei, I haven't seen the pheasant become a phoenix for more than a month, and the big villa is lived, go and boil a pot of hot water for the fourth master, grandma's hasn't taken a bath for two months, and her body is actually full of lice." ”

As he spoke, Li Laosi flicked a piece of booger in his hand to the bright floor, and rubbed it on Huang Xiaowei's arm when he was done......

Huang Xiaowei: "......"

.......

The sound of the rushing water disappeared, and Li Laosi, who was dressed in Cao Cao's change of clothes, walked out of the bathroom with his slippers, sat on the sofa, and shouted like an ancestor: "Xiaowei, this family has a guest, why don't you know how to entertain and entertain, put on a cigarette." ”

Huang Xiaowei just threw Li Laosi's beggar suit that attracted flies out of the window, and now listening to the old man's words, he shouted angrily: "Blind, I didn't see China on the table, damn it, why are you so dirty, the water washed out is black, and the bathroom looks like you can't get in today, it's all smoking......"

Li Laosi lit a Chinese cigarette, and by the way, he put the whole box of cigarettes and Huang Xiaowei's lighter into his pocket, looked at Cao Cao and said with a smile: "Look at your face is quite ruddy, the operation was quite successful, right?" ”

Cao Cao nodded and said, "Well, it's not bad." ”

Li Laosi's eyes sank immediately, and he said, "What Xiaowei did this time, I don't bother to pursue it with him, but ...... You'd better not mess with the fourth master, otherwise...... Hehe, although Sima Yi is a scourge, if you Cao Wei leave him......." Li Laosi glanced at Liu Bei imperceptibly.

Cao Cao was stunned, his eyes rolled slightly, and he smiled: "Cao still understands this." ”

Liu Bei snorted coldly and expressed dissatisfaction.

The meaning of Li Laosi's previous sentence is obvious, if there is no Sima Yi in the later period of the Wei Kingdom, the risk of losing the country is indeed less, but without Sima Yi, who will deal with Zhuge Liang, do you expect the general Cao Zhen?

Don't make a fuss, pure brand funny talent!! It's not enough to tie his son Cao Shuang together, not to mention Jiang Wei and others.

Cao Cao was also very embarrassed by this dilemma.

Sima Yi is like a poisonous chicken leg appearing in front of a person who is about to starve to death, don't eat it, starve to death, eat it, poison it, but you can satisfy your appetite before you die......

Cao Cao chose the latter without thinking about it, maybe he would rather be poisoned than lose to Liu Bei, an opponent who has fought all his life......

Huang Xiaowei shook his wet hands, walked to the living room, looked at the three old men talking and asked, "What are you three talking about?" ”

Li Laosi immediately changed back to a smiling face, and beckoned Huang Xiaowei and said, "Come on, come on, Xiaowei sit down, and tell you something." ”

Huang Xiaowei sat next to Li Laosi and said, "What's the matter, by the way, Li Laosi, where did you die in the past month and a half, Lao Tzu is looking for you and is about to go crazy, do you know?" ”

Li Laosi smiled and said: "Oh, I, I took the time to go back to the company to report on my work." ”

Huang Xiaowei looked Li Laosi up and down for a long time, and automatically regarded his words as a fart, so he still has a company to go back? Ahh

Li Laosi slumped in the sofa, waved his hand and said: "Okay Xiaowei, don't talk about me, I'm here to remind you this time, Qin Shi Huang Meng Tian has a week to come here for exactly three months, you let them make some preparations, think about how to deal with the situation after they go back." ”

Huang Xiaowei listened to the words for a week, and suddenly fell into a panic, and hurriedly said: "Fourth, Brother Win, can they come back if they go back?" ”

Li Laosi blurted out: "Of course you can, if you don't feel tired." Just rode a bicycle and drove them back and forth in the modern Qin Dynasty, hey, but I said something ugly, but don't let him miss the right thing. ”

Huang Xiaowei breathed a sigh of relief, he thought that Qin Shi Huang and the others had gone back, and he would never see that man who was fighting all day long shouting that the car was cracking, and he loved to be stubborn when he had nothing to do with his head.

After Li Laosi talked a few more words with Huang Xiaowei, he stood up and said: "Okay, I've almost explained everything I should explain, let's go, Xiaowei, you also remember to remind Qin Shihuang, you can do anything, as long as you don't change history." ”

Cao Cao and Liu Bei were stunned for a moment, and immediately fell into deep thought, as long as they don't change history, what can they do? How does this seem to have something in the words, does it mean that even if history is changed, as long as it is not recorded in the history books and future generations do not know, then it will not be considered to change history.

Huang Xiaowei didn't have the heart of Cao Cao and Liu Bei, he just saw that Li Laosi was leaving, and persuaded with some worry: "Why did you leave as soon as you came here, I think you can live here in the future, there are many empty houses, and you are stared at in that small courtyard in Dongcheng twenty-four hours a day." ”

Li Laosi didn't care and said: "Oh, it's okay, it's okay, the fourth master likes to live this kind of life, how exciting." ”

Huang Xiaowei: "....... Cheap bones......"

Huang Xiaowei sent Li Laosi all the way to the door of the villa, looking at the old man, he always felt that he had forgotten to ask something, but he couldn't remember what it was, and he was about to walk out of the villa area Huang Xiaowei suddenly remembered....... "Li Laosi, you wait for a while before leaving, I'll ask you something." ”

Li Laosi said appropriately: "Do you want to ask why the fourth master can be unpredictable, right?" ”

Huang Xiaowei was so frightened that he jumped up, "Damn, how do you know what Lao Tzu is thinking?" ”

Li Laosi looked at Huang Xiaowei and said very awesomely: "Just your little bit of caution, you still want to hide it from the fourth master, as soon as you kid pouts his ass, I know what shit you want to shit?" ”

Huang Xiaowei: "...... Can you stop selling it, let's be honest, have you been a Taoist priest for two years and learned the ability to tell fortunes? ”

Li Laosi said disdainfully: "Don't compare the fourth master with those god sticks, and in terms of seniority, their ancestors have to call me ancestors." ”

Huang Xiaowei: "......"

"You can brag, but you have to be reliable!!"

Li Laosi smiled slightly and said, "Xiaowei, if I tell you that I am an immortal, do you believe it?" ”

"Huh...... If you are a fairy, Lao Tzu is still the Jade Emperor's ......."

Before Huang Xiaowei finished speaking, Li Laosi hurriedly covered Huang Xiaowei's mouth, looked at the vicinity for a long time, and then made a gesture to the sky, nodded and said, "Boss, don't care, this kid is so virtuous." ”

Huang Xiaowei glanced at Li Laosi, and said in his heart, "Damn, an old immortal pretending to be quite similar, still the boss, and still a god...... Belch...... You can't really be a fairy, right? ”

Li Laosi said leisurely: "Think about it yourself, the bicycle, gloves, and what I told you before, have you ever seen a god stick with Lao Tzu so awesome?" ”

Listening to Li Laosi's words, Huang Xiaowei recalled the bits and pieces that happened in the past three months.

A bicycle that can cross, a hand that shoots a ball, and the ability to predict all uncertainties.

As Li Laosi said, even if it is a god stick, it is at least Yuan Tiangang's great god stick at the level of a national teacher, but is there really a god in the world, or in other words, is there really such a dirty and cheap god in the world?

Not to mention that the broom star is still a bit possible.......

Although Huang Xiaowei already believed that Li Laosi was an immortal, he still couldn't help but pinch his teeth and ask, "Then which way in the sky are you?" ”

Li Laosi smiled, "Saying Lao Tzu's name scares you to death, remember it, the fourth master's full name is Li Changgeng!" ”

Huang Xiaowei was stunned for a while, and five seconds later, a scream rang out: "Damn, you are the under-pumped goods of Tai Bai Xing." ”

Li Laosi's face sank, and he said unhappily: "Can you kid speak, what is the Tai Bai Xing's unpumped goods, the fourth master is also a Da Luo Jin Immortal." ”

Huang Xiaowei circled around Li Laosi, looked the old man up and down several times, and finally shook his head and said: "Originally, I should have knelt down and called Dad for the famous Tai Bai Xing, but you ......"

"I don't know why, why do I always have the urge to beat you, by the way, your brother is too old Jun Nagada, is there any surplus in Jindan, give me a few?"

Li Laosi was speechless and said, "...... Shun your brother-in-law, the fourth master has only been deceived by the old man for thousands of years, and he still wants me to give it to you, wake up, Sao Nian. ”

Huang Xiaowei smiled and said: "Okay, Lao Tzu will treat you as a platinum star, but why did you come to the mortal world to call Li Laosi, is it possible that your family is quadruplets, not to mention that your mother can give birth?" ”

Li Laosi said with a smile on his face: "Hey, don't say that your kid is still a little bit reliable this time, but I am an only child, and I have no brothers and sisters, the reason why I call Li Laosi is because there are three people above me in the heavenly court." ”

"Who, don't tell me to guess," Huang Xiaowei pulled his fingers and said: "The Jade Emperor is counted as one, and the Taishang Laojun should also be counted as one, who is this last one, Tota Li Heavenly King, barefoot immortal?" ”

Li Laosi shook his head and said: "The first two are right, and the last two are polite like a grandson when they see me, and they still want to climb on the head of the fourth master and dream." ”

Huang Xiaowei was embarrassed, it wasn't the two of them, who else could it be, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in Huang Xiaowei's mind, "Ao Aoao, I know, it's Monkey King, right?" ”

Li Laosi still shook his head and said, "That monkey has thrown himself into eight ways....... Ahem, I'm sorry, after returning to Buddhism, although few people in the heavenly court dare to provoke him, but with an old fritter like the fourth master...... Belch... Is it the old fairy ratio, or it is a little bit worse. ”

"That'...... Is it Erlang God? ”

"Hehe, it's just a puppet......"

"Buddha Buddha?"

"It's not a system."

Huang Xiaowei reported several names in a row, but Li Laosi rejected them, and finally he simply spread his hands and said: "Lao Tzu can't guess." ”

Li Laosi smiled cheaply: "You kid is stupid, the queen mother, that old lady is not easy to mess with." ”

Huang Xiaowei patted his head, "I forgot about the chairman's wife......"