He Qi turned around and wanted to escape, but the big hand of the pony flush had already wrapped around his hands and feet, and the sixth and seventh took advantage of the momentum to lie forward, which was considered to have completely subdued He Qi.

"Uncles, spare your life."

Don't think about sparing your life, it's extra generous to die well. Under the unified command of the flush, several people threw He Qi on his bed, four people controlled their hands and feet, and three people tickled He Qi with their hands up and down, which can be regarded as making him feel painful, ah no, it is itchy and unwanted.

"Hahaha... Hahahaha... Fuck your uncle, spare your life, your mother. Uncles, hahahahaha..."

The time for frolic and happiness is the most fleeting, and when the sun's rays hit the middle of the dormitory, He Qi, who could not bear the harassment of the bright light, shook his head irritably, and finally opened his glasses helplessly.

Like everyone else, the first thing He Qi did when he opened his eyes was to pick up his phone, wake up the screen, and then throw down the phone irritably, scolding angrily in his heart: ", it's eleven o'clock again." ”

He Qi's head was groggy and he didn't want to think about it, but his throat was very dry, and he was very thirsty, and finally it was the physiological feeling that overcame his head, He Qi reluctantly got up and patted his dizzy head.

Now the other people in the dormitory have not woken up, and the dormitory is a mess, with empty beer bottles, gnawed clean chicken feet, uneaten peanuts, and the only few hospitality stools in the dormitory lying on the ground, making it very difficult for people to think about the next foot.

Since you can't walk on your feet, let's do it. He Qi went down to the ground and put on one of his slippers, but he couldn't find the other, so he had no choice but to stand up and hook one of the old black slippers with his foot and put them on first. As a result, when I wore it, I found that I had hooked my feet.

"Hey... If you go with your feet, you can wear some of them. He Qi muttered in his heart, yawned with a big mouth and went to touch the kettle.

"Damn, empty."

He Qi had no choice but to touch another kettle.

"Damn, there's no fucking water?"

He Qi threw down the kettle, somewhat angry, but after all, he couldn't resist his thirst, you said let him go downstairs to fetch water, but he was too lazy to go. So he had to rummage through the beer bottles that had fallen to the ground, hoping to get a liquid from them that would quench his thirst.

"I, you, don't even have a drop of wine, can you still drink it thoroughly?!"

He Qi's angry scolding and the sound of him smashing wine bottles succeeded in waking up the rest of the dormitory.

"Hey,, Dong Allen, get Lao Tzu down, you're about to crush Lao Tzu."

", Ai Ai, why are you pressing us to sleep on top of us?"

Lao Hei and Pony protested at the same time, and only then did people notice that the three brothers were sleeping together. I don't understand that they didn't feel uncomfortable when they slept, how did they wake up and feel panicked?

"Hey,, why don't you even have saliva?"

It seems that He Qi is not the only one who wants to drink water, the rest of the people don't want to drink because they didn't wake up, and now that they wake up, their first feeling is the same as He Qi, that is, they are extremely thirsty. However, they all had the same idea as He Qi, that is, no one bothered to go downstairs to fetch water.

So Flush, as the boss of the dormitory, took the lead in speaking: "Second, the brothers are thirsty, go get a pot of water." ”

The kite lay on the bed and pretended to sleep, not even willing to open his eyes, and said, "Let the third child go, he was thirsty just now." ”

The old black man twisted his head and said cheaply: "I'm not thirsty again, if you want to drink, it's better to let the fourth child go." ”

The fourth pony was also surprisingly lazy, so he deliberately turned over, turned his face inward, and said lazily: "I drank too much wine yesterday, and now my head is dizzy, or let the fifth child go." ”

The fifth child was not happy to hear it, yawned, and said, "Don't kick the ball to me, I'm not going, I'm going to let the sixth go." ”

The sixth child was more direct, and directly passed the words to the seventh child, "Old seven, go fetch water, I'm dying of thirst brothers." ”

Unexpectedly, Lao Qi was also a master of tai chi, and the ball had already been pushed out by him before it touched his hand, "Lao Ba, you woke up first, you should go." ”

Lao Ba He Qi is not a fool, when the fifth child was unwilling to fetch water and began to spread the words down, he decisively lay on the bed and began to snore. Now that he has been named by Lao Qi, the snoring is unusually loud.

"Damn, it's shameless, I actually pretended to be asleep." He Qi's behavior was despised by the other colleagues in the dormitory. However, contempt is contempt, and things must be resolved, and the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh all set their eyes on the boss with a straight flush, and at the same time raised their hands to signal the straight flush.

"Boss, I don't want to go, shouldn't you be a role model? Are you going? ”

In the face of the demands of several other people in the dormitory, Straight Flush showed a shameless behavior comparable to Lao Hei.

"Hey, since you don't want to go, then don't go, anyway, it's time to eat later, and I'll go back then."

In a word, everyone lay back on their beds, each with wide eyes to look at the bed board that should be made on the top of the bed, and look at the ceiling of the roof, anyway, if they were allowed to sleep, no one would be able to sleep.

When he couldn't sleep, he got up first, and shouted with his big mouth: "Let's go, let's eat, let's go." ”

They are all buddies who have slept in the same house for more than a year, and Lao Hei immediately understood what he meant as soon as he greeted him, and they all rushed to get up, shouting while getting up: "Let's go, get up, eat." ”

People put on their shoes and pants, and as soon as their shirts were casually draped, they hurried out. He Qi went out first because he was close to the door.

But he didn't expect Lao Hei to shout behind him: "Hey, Xiao Qi, you return your shoes to me." ”

", don't leave yet, bring a warm pot." The royal flush who lives in the innermost part calls on people to carry the pot, but the purpose of the people is to force the pot to be thrown at him, who will answer his words?

"Damn, it's really fucking unrighteous, Lao Tzu will carry it for you, and I'm too lazy to kill you sons of bitches." Flush cursed mercilessly as he picked up the kettle, but he didn't notice that the others had walked away.

"Hey,, you unrighteous people, waiting for Lao Tzu."

Flush picked up the kettle, put on his shoes and chased him out, leaving only a mess, and the warm sunshine with the breeze lifted and lifted the light curtains.

A group of several people in the dormitory threw their arms and lined up horizontally towards the cafeteria. The loss is that there are no sunglasses, cigars, long necks, and big windbreakers, otherwise these guys would be born as gambling gods.