Chapter 317: The Saddest Thing in Life

Just when the killing qi and blood of the hundred flowers were sharply reduced to less than one-third, the mutation suddenly appeared. I saw a ** upper body muscles bulging high, holding a mountain opening giant axe of light and shadow heroes appeared in the air above the head of Baihua Kill, and quickly turned the giant axe in his hand to form a giant axe storm, twisting the five beasts and the defenseless fat man into it......

The five beasts can still resist the continuous attacks of the axe shadow storm, but although the fat man is a hidden professional beast trainer, his qi and blood are not as good as ordinary leather armor assassins, and his qi and blood have bottomed out in less than two times. Seeing this, the fat man's reaction was also extremely fast, and a bottle of high-grade potion was about to rush out of the range of the Axe Shadow Storm, but the suction force of the Axe Shadow Storm was huge, and the fat man tried his best to break out of the range of the Axe Shadow Storm.

The sober Hundred Flowers Kill, while the fat man was still breaking free from the Axe Shadow Storm, flew up and down with the Brute Lion Splitting Axe and dismembered this hateful and obscene fellow......

"It's a pity." Gu Yue beat her chest, and it was a pity that the third brother failed to defeat the Hundred Flowers Kill.

Meng-Zhang Fei, the stick method also felt that it was a pity that the third brother Chen Shi lost this game, he was able to take away the tyrannical empress in a wave, but he dropped the chain at a critical time and was killed by Baihua......

As for Chen Shi, he didn't feel sorry because the third brother lost this game, the third brother was able to seize the advantage in the early stage because of the profession, and then there was a hundred flowers to kill the beast tamer profession who didn't understand, it is estimated that in the next game, the tyrannical queen will not be so passive.

On the contrary, Chen Shi was very interested in the Hundred Flowers Killing Axe Shadow Storm skill, and from his observations, it was not difficult to see that the skill was not released intentionally by the Hundred Flowers Kill, but was launched on its own, which was exactly the same as the Bloodthirsty Demon Shadow's life-saving black shield skill......

After a while, the fat man returned to the No. 1 ring, a pair of small eyes narrowed slightly, and asked Baihua Kill: "You are a big girl who doesn't learn to thread needles and threads, and it's just a matter of tattooing flowers and phoenixes, why are you so violent?" How will I get married in the future? ”

The fat man's words blinded Baihua Kill, she never thought that someone would ask her such a question in the competition ring......

Everyone in the audience was also very stunned, they all knew that Baihua Killing was tyrannical, so it was named the tyrannical empress, but no one dared to ask such a question as Baihua Killing in person......

"If I were you, I would immediately put down the tomahawk and retire from the game, and from then on, I would cultivate myself in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and make plans for the future to find a wishful man......" The fat man carried his hands behind his back, and he looked like a master who was pointing at the maze, and there was a great tendency to make Baihua Kill put down the butcher knife and convert to my Buddha......

At this time, the countdown to the second is over, and the second game has begun, but Baihua Kill is stunned in place, without any signs of moving. It's just because the fat man's words touched the heartstrings buried deep in her heart, she is also a girl like a flower, why not look forward to a beautiful love, but born in a family of ancient martial arts, love is simply a luxury for her, so she buried this heartstring deep in her heart, didn't want to think about it, didn't want to think about it, didn't dare to think about it......

Sometimes, Baihua Kill even envied Gu Yue very much, envied her for daring to break free from the shackles of the family for her love, dared to break with the family for her love, and even sacrificed her life in order to be able to choose love for herself......

As the fat man gushed endlessly, Baihuashou felt so tired that he couldn't help but hang his hands, and his competitive spirit gradually faded......

"This, this, this is a physiognomy skill?" Meng-Zhang Fei stared at the fat man in the ring with a pair of round eyes.

The stick method was also dumbfounded, but I didn't expect that in addition to stones, there would be people who would have legendary physiognomy skills......

Gu Yue looked at Chen Shi with a teasing expression. "It is worthy of your third brother, and you have a virtue."

Hearing this, Chen Shi's face instantly turned cold. "As a brother-in-law, I have to serve the family law when I say bad things about the third brother behind my back." As he spoke, he poked out his claws, but before he could make a move, Gu Yue's very well-behaved jade hand covered his mouth and didn't dare to say more......

In the ring, Baihua Kill shed two lines of tears, and a pair of beautiful eyes looked at the fat man. "Thank you for saying so much to me." With that, she swung her tomahawk and ended the game in a matter of seconds. Baihua Kill, who returned to the player's seat, was expressionless, but for some reason he looked at Gu Yue beside Chen Shi from time to time......

The fat man was independent of the ring, and he was still thinking about the reason why he didn't succeed just now...... At this time, Coffee Bean appeared in the No. 1 ring, came to the fat man with a microphone in his hand, and conducted a post-match interview with the fat man. "The game just now was very exciting, you had a chance to win the first game, why did you lose it in the end? Isn't it a pity? ”

The fat man nodded slightly. "It's a bit of a shame that I was just a little bit away from winning the second game."

"Second game?" Hearing the fat man's words, the coffee bean was slightly stunned, but she quickly reacted. "You didn't do it in the second game, why are you just so close to victory?"

The fat man glanced at the coffee beans with extreme contempt. "I'm attacking his heart, going to the army to fight, surrendering without a fight, and the good are also good, how can you, a little girl, understand?"

"Huh! ~~" The fat man's words made the coffee beans extremely embarrassed, and he couldn't help but feel disgusted with the fat man in front of him, and planned to end the interview, so he turned to the camera and smiled. "This most invincible player in the universe wanted to win with strategy during the game, but unfortunately failed. Standing out from hundreds of millions of players in China and reaching the finals, but stopping at the first round, is really a big regret in life, enough to rank fifth in life. ”

As the official spokesperson of Huaxia District, Coffee Bean is not easy to match, and is despised by the fat man in public, and she directly fought back in the conclusion of the interview.

Unexpectedly, as soon as her voice fell, the fat man asked directly. "Fifth sorrow? Do you know the other four sorrows? ”

Originally, Coffee Bean was about to end the interview, but she didn't expect the interviewee to ask, if she forcibly terminated the interview at this time, it would obviously be disrespectful to the interviewee. Although he had some disgust for the fat man in his heart, the coffee bean still answered the fat man's question out of professionalism. "The four sorrows of the human body, a few drops of Ganlin in a long drought, a foreign country meets a creditor, the cave house is next door at night with candles, and the name is the same when the title of the gold list is inscribed."

"Hmm!" Hearing the coffee bean's answer, the fat man nodded slowly, and then asked again: "Then do you know what the saddest thing in life is?" ”

"The saddest thing? Is there anything more tragic than those four things just now? Coffee Bean said secretly in his heart, but he didn't know how to answer the fat man's question......

At this time, the competition in the other three rings had already ended, and the audience, 70 contestants, various media companies and live broadcast platforms, all eyes were on the No. 1 ring.

As the fat man asked, everyone couldn't help but meditate, what can be regarded as the saddest thing in the human body?

"Could it be that you didn't bring paper to the bathroom, right? Or do you want to and the pit is occupied? "Meng-Zhang Fei muttered to himself, but he was stabbed in the ass by a marksmanship, and the guy screamed in pain." Big Black ...... That sister, I'm guessing the answer, why are you poking me? ”

Marksmanship glared angrily. "Your answer is disgusting, so it's time to poke." "Poof! Another shot stabbed Zhang Fei in the back.

"Why is that?" was poked again for no reason, and the fierce wolf cried and howled like a human voice.

The marksman said viciously: "If you mention the word 'big black' in the future, I will poke you into honeycomb coal." ”

“......”

"Hey! What is the saddest thing in life that the third brother said? Gu Yue thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with an answer, so she couldn't help but blink at Chen Shi beside her.

Peripheral, suffer, no fiber dust,

I hope that the girls also pricked up their ears to listen, and they are also very curious......

"Ahem!" Chen Shi coughed lightly, pretending to be profound. "What the third brother said, how can you little girls understand."

"Not only do they little girls not understand, but I don't understand it either, uncle, if you kid know, just say it and listen to it." The old man who was sitting not far away also joined in the fun.

"Huh! ~~"Hearing Lao Bangzi's words, Chen Shi didn't say it for a long time, he knew the saddest thing in life that the third brother said, but it was not suitable to say it in public, it didn't hurt to talk and laugh with Lao Bangzi alone, but the girls in the lonely moon were here, and they listened so seriously with their ears pricked up, how could he say it? ......

Just when Chen Shi was in trouble, in the ring, the fat man looked at the coffee beans and slowly spoke: "The saddest thing in life is that when I take off your dress, you take out what I want to take out." After speaking, the fat man put his hands on his back and held his head high, walked down the ring, and secretly said in his heart: "A little girl dares to mock me secretly, I really don't know how to write dead words......"

In the ring, the coffee bean couldn't understand what the fat man's words meant, and couldn't help but bow his head and ponder, repeating the fat man's sentence from time to time, "The saddest thing in life is that I take off your dress, but you take out what I want to take out......"

"Hahahaha......" It didn't take long for Lao Bangzi to react first, and he couldn't help laughing. This truth is even a wise saying, so that Uncle I have been taught. ”

Soon, Meng-Zhang Fei also had an epiphany, and he couldn't stop laughing obscenely......

The girls of Lonely Moon couldn't figure out the meaning of this sentence, and couldn't help but look at Chen Shi ......

"Everyone is watching the game carefully, how can you be distracted during the final? In addition, you will never experience this in your life, so you don't have to worry about it. Chen Shi stretched his face and said sternly to the girls, wanting to get away with it.

But Gu Yue didn't give up, put her hand on Chen Shi's waist, and threatened: "Say, if you don't say it, I'll see how many times you can hold on." ”

In the end, under the coercion of Gu Yue, Chen Shi was forced to explain the meaning of these words to Gu Yue alone, but the result was that Gu Yue's pretty face was covered with red glow, and he twisted two handfuls on Chen Shi's waist......

Suffering, no fiber dust, expectation, including marksmanship, is still unknown, seeing that Gu Yue seems to understand the meaning of this words, he cast an inquiring gaze to Gu Yue, as a result, Gu Yue didn't say a reason for a long time, but she blushed even more......

After four games, the most invincible in the universe was eliminated by Hundred Flowers, and the battle must be eliminated by Lao Bangzi, and in addition, the two players of the Guardian City were eliminated by the Dance of Shadows and Repentance. There were four vacant seats in the selection of the captain, and the eliminated four people had already reserved excellent seats in the audience for them to watch the game.

Next, as the host Coffee Bean walked out of the ring with a confused face, the game continued. Drunk breeze, wandering rivers and lakes, Long Xiaoyun, Confucian appeared, the four of them each occupied a ring, and they competed on the same stage with the leg method with the stick method, Meng-Zhang Fei, the demon Qingyun of the Hundred Flowers and Thousand Deaths Guild and the bloodthirsty starry sky of the bloodthirsty wolf clan......

The four competitions can be said to be extremely fierce and exciting, the stick method, Meng-Zhang Fei and other four people tried their best, fighting three of the five emperors plus the Confucian students who had the strength to ascend to the throne, but they were still slightly inferior in strength, and finally lost, and the road of the "sword pointing to the sky, who is competing with the front" single competition ended, and at the same time bid farewell to the chief and sat in the audience......

As the games progressed one after another, the enthusiasm of the audience was high, the shouts of the mountains and tsunamis came and went, and the two sub-venues of the Dawning City and the Guardian City outside the stadium were also crowded around the big screen, and warm applause broke out from time to time......