Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (44)
Let's go in and bring all the things we can eat and drink in the temple. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, let's not bring so much, maybe there are people in front of you, that would be too cost-effective. I said Senior Brother Sha, you don't know something, this is called being prepared. Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, if you like to be a nerd, don't worry about him! Of course, Senior Brother Sha is obviously not good for me, and it is impossible for me to carry so many things alone! What's more, they also need to eat, so it becomes a matter of course to help.
Facts have proved that my old pig is still more prescient, for example, this time, I really walked for several days in a row in the barren mountains and mountains before I saw another family. People are the first to discover Brother Monkey, because Brother Monkey is generally at the forefront, except for very few special circumstances.
Just as we were trying to move forward, Brother Monkey suddenly shouted in front: Senior Brother Nerd! Idiot Sha junior brother! I said: Brother Monkey, do you want to plan to carry the old pig for a while? Brother Monkey didn't speak. Senior Brother Sha asked: Senior Brother, what's wrong? Brother Monkey said: Come and see, there is someone in front! Brother Monkey seemed very excited when he said this, and I thought that it must be because he was too hungry.
Senior Brother Sha and I hurriedly ran to Brother Monkey's side and looked in the direction pointed out by Brother Monkey, only to see that there was a small house in the mountains not far away, a brick house. I took a closer look, and then said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, do you think it's a dead person? Why are there strips of cloth everywhere? It was as if numerous red flags were flying. Senior Brother Sha corrected and said: Second Senior Brother, that is not called a red flag, it should be called a colored flag. I said, "Yes, it's pretty much the same anyway!" I looked at it for a while and said: Brother Monkey, it seems that we are indeed dead, so we had better not go there to buy something to eat, so as not to be unlucky, and besides, we are not very good-looking, in case people think we are monsters, then the game is over. Senior Brother Sha said: It's unlikely, what age is it now, and there are monsters. I said that it is not necessarily, people who watch a lot of ghost movies believe everything. Brother Monkey looked at it carefully, and then said: What about him dead or alive, let's go and see if we understand? Senior Brother Sha said: Yes, hearing is false and seeing is believing. Without saying a word all the way, we walked to the house.
Before I got into the yard, I heard the sound of a dog barking, "Wangwang", very loudly. Senior Brother Sha said: Oh, Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, there are still people here! I said, Senior Brother Sha, don't you talk nonsense? We're just looking for someone's house, otherwise why do we want it? Senior Brother Sha nodded and said, "Well, that makes sense. Saying that the dog barked so badly, we didn't dare to go in, Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, you quickly knock on the door and ask to see who is inside, and if you can get something to eat. Senior Brother Sha said: Okay! Then he went up and knocked on the door.
After a while, the door creaked open, and a middle-aged man came out. Seeing Senior Brother Sha's middle-aged man, he looked him up and down, left and right, and then asked, "Is there something wrong?" Senior Brother Sha smiled and said, "Brother, we are from afar, and we want to get something to eat when we pass by you, I don't know if there is one."
Of course; As soon as Senior Brother Sha finished saying that sentence, he immediately said: We won't eat for nothing, we will give money! Senior Brother Sha said the word "money" very seriously. The middle-aged man looked Senior Brother Sha up and down, probably because he didn't look like a bad person, and finally asked: Alone? Senior Brother Sha said: Oh, no, I still have two senior brothers. Where is it? The man asked. Before Senior Brother Sha called us, I couldn't wait to go out, and replied while trotting: Hey, the old pig is here! The old pig is coming! Yes? As soon as I went out, the man screamed.
Senior Brother Sha was afraid that the man would let us eat the closed door, so he hurriedly said: Don't be afraid, brother, he won't hurt anyone! It was estimated that Senior Brother Sha's words had an effect, and the man stepped forward again after taking two steps back. Brother Monkey also came up, and Brother Monkey complained to me while walking: You are really a nerd, you can't hold your breath for anything, you see that you scared my brother, didn't you? After Brother Monkey finished speaking, he smiled flatteringly at the man. Yes? The man was frightened back two more steps, and Senior Brother Sha hurriedly comforted him and said, "It's okay!" It's okay! This is my senior brother, and he won't hurt anyone! I said: Brother Monkey, you still say that I am an old pig, and I am not the same? Don't say hello when you come out! Brother Monkey began to scratch his ears and head, looking very annoyed. Senior Brother Sha said: Brother, just the three of us, I want to get some food here with you, how about it? We'll give the money! The man thought for a while before he replied, "Okay, wait, I'll go in and get you something to eat." Don't let us in? I'm suspicious. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, it's completely normal for us to look so rough and people be a little guarded, you see there are many robbers and bandits in the barren mountains and mountains here, we should be considerate of others!
Brother Monkey looked into the room for a while, and then said very seriously: That's it! Be content, foolish! The man went in to get something for us, and we sat down looking at the wall.
It was only now that I could see that the fluttering things that looked like buntings in the distance were actually a pair of couplets hanging in the yard, and they were fluttering in the wind. I said: Brother Monkey, why do you say that there are so many couplets written in the independent courtyard here? Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, maybe you are going to have a happy event here. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, where do you have so many strange ideas? What are people doing and what's your business? There are about 100 of them in the whole yard, which is very spectacular.
After a while the man came out, with a stack of pancakes in his hand. Then he handed it over. I said: Brother, do you have any chicken legs at home? Come on the hour, the old pig will give you money! The man didn't speak, but Brother Monkey spoke: Eat quickly, nerd, don't delay your work. After Brother Monkey finished speaking, he raised his head and looked at the old brother and said with a smile: I said brother, you can't let us eat dryly, you have to get some water! I hurriedly helped and said: That's it! If only there was milk! Brother Monkey said: Go!
The man thought for a while and finally went in again, and after a while brought out a bowl of water with three straws in it. I couldn't help but laugh when I saw it. Brother Monkey said, idiot, what are you laughing at? I continued to smile and said to the man: "Brother, are you as afraid of washing dishes as I am an old pig?" Three is just one bowl? Stingy! The man still didn't speak, if he hadn't spoken to Senior Brother Sha earlier, I would have thought he was a mute. Brother Monkey looked at the couplets all over the yard and cautiously asked the man: Brother, why are you writing so many couplets? The man still didn't speak. Senior Brother Sha followed and said: Yes, what are you doing? It is estimated that when he saw Senior Brother Sha speak, the man said slowly: Sell! What else can you do! The man's voice is very heavy when he speaks, and you can feel that he should have a lot of energy.
I heard that men wrote couplets to sell money, and I immediately said: Brother, you are really amazing, it turns out that you are still a literati! The old pig admires the literati the most! Dude, you're so handsome! Brother Monkey said: Idiot, pay attention when you speak, the old brother is already in his forties, and you still say that he is handsome, isn't that insulting him in disguise?
The man still doesn't speak. If we weren't eating his stuff now, I would have scolded him and wouldn't even reply to others, which is obviously rude!
Seeing that the baked cakes were about to be eaten, I was about to ask the man to go in and get some more, when a voice suddenly sounded outside the yard, and it was very loud: Niu Er! Is the couplet well written? Grandma's! How do you do this business? Then someone else chimed in and said something similar, which was vulgar to the ear.
Who? Brother Monkey asked Niu Er vigilantly. The man's original name was Niu Er.
Niu Er didn't answer Brother Monkey's question, but turned around and walked outside. Brother Monkey grabbed him and said, "Second Brother Niu, who are the people from outside?" It's noisy! Niu Er stopped and said to Brother Monkey: You eat your baked cakes, it's just a few Taoist priests, I bought a few couplets here a few days ago, and now come and get them! After saying that, Niu Er turned around and walked outside again.
Taoist!!! The three of us spoke almost in unison. Niu Er was pulled back by Brother Monkey again: Brother, we want to borrow your toilet for use, I don't know where? Niu Er looked impatient and said: Enter the house and go left to the third room! After Niu Er finished speaking, he hurriedly went out of the courtyard, it seems that these Taoist priests who came must be very fierce, not only listening to the voice, but also looking at Niu Er's expression is even more certain.
Brother Monkey said: Since he is a Taoist priest again, and he is still so fierce, he must not be a good bird! Let's hide first and see the situation, so as not to get into trouble!
After Brother Monkey finished speaking, he took us into the house, and then finally found the toilet in the third room on the left, and then we hid in. I pinched my nose vigorously and said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey, why is this toilet so smelly? Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, the toilets in the countryside are like this, you can bear with it!
The voices outside grew louder and closer, and finally the sound of dragging chairs sounded in the room. Grandma's, are the couplets well written? Someone spoke, and it seemed very rough. It's written! It's written! Just waiting for a few of you to pick it up! Niu Er's voice can obviously be heard, very rich. Take it and take a look! Then everyone said loudly. Good! Wait a minute! Niu Er said. After that, the room fell silent, except for the occasional whisper or two. Check out a few of you! After a while, Niu Er's voice came back to me. Grandma's! You're a ghost painting peach talisman! Can this still be called a couplet? Grandma's, don't give money and take it away! I'll have to write it later! Someone shouted rudely. Then I heard the sound of chairs colliding, bang, bang. You can't do this, I have to eat, why don't you give me some money? Niu Er's pleading voice came. Grandma's, if you want to write it, you can afford it, and you dare to ask for money! Syllable! Then there was a crisp thud, like a slap in the face. Yes! Niu Er's voice. What's wrong? Are you still not convinced? What to watch? Look at it and you'll gouge out your eyeballs! Someone shouted loudly, and then a dull sound of "poof" was heard, and then Niu Er let out an "ah" in pain.
Brother Monkey, they're beating Niu Er! I said. Yes, big brother, should we go out and help? Senior Brother Sha also said. Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Let's take a look at the situation first. As soon as Brother Monkey's words fell, the sound of fighting outside suddenly sounded, mixed with the sound of angry scolding. Then Niu Er screamed even more.
Brother Monkey said: Let's go out and have a look, and teach them a lesson by the way! Grandma's! After finishing speaking, Brother Monkey was the first to go out, and I and Senior Brother Sha followed closely behind, walking outside in a menacing manner.
When I walked to the door, I finally understood that there were several young Taoist priests standing in the courtyard, and on the ground in front of them was Niu Er, who was lying there with a painful expression on his face. Second Brother Niu! What's wrong with you? Brother Monkey asked as he walked over. What's wrong? You still want a helper, don't you? Where did you come from? How dare you meddle with our business!
After saying that, he came over and planned to grab Brother Monkey's collar. How could Brother Monkey be so easy to bully? So immediately, a hand-led sheep beat the Taoist priest down, and lay down next to Niu Er, and Brother Monkey took the opportunity to help Niu Er up, and I and Senior Brother Sha hurriedly went up and took Niu Er. Hey? Do you really dare to do it? Aren't you going to ask who we are first? Senior brothers, give it to me! Be sure to smash him down today!
Slow! A voice suddenly came from among the Taoist priests, and then an older Taoist priest stood up and said, "It seems that you are from other places, so we will not embarrass you, and everyone will take care of you in the future by reporting your name, it seems that you are also cultivators." Brother Monkey smiled and said: Brother, you are so generous, this is good; But there is no need to report the font size, we are all unknowns, but I also implore the elder brother to give the capital of the second brother of the cow, then let's treat it as if nothing has happened, how about it?
Bah!!! As soon as Brother Monkey's words were finished, there was a loud noise in the group of Taoist priests, and then they saw a fierce face. You don't look in the mirror to see who you are, and you dare to talk to us Jiuyang Taoist priests about conditions! Jiuyang Taoist? After hearing this, Brother Monkey shook his hands and said: Look up for a long time! Look up for a long time! We don't know you! Another Taoist priest said angrily. Brother Monkey said: Brother, don't get angry, if you get angry, Lao Sun didn't bring Wang Laoji.
Big brother, it seems that a few of them are going to the ones at the end of the mysterious space! Just ask. It seems that the one who talked to Brother Monkey just now was their eldest brother. Seriously? The Taoist priest who had talked to Brother Monkey earlier had a happy look on his face and asked Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey thought for a while, then took a few steps back and said: So what? The Taoist priests laughed and said: It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get them; I was looking for you, but I didn't expect you to send it to the door by yourself; Hahaha...... A barrage of laughter ensued. Another Taoist priest said, "We have practiced so hard, and now that we have your incorruptible body, it will be much easier!" Hahaha...... Then there was a burst of laughter, which seemed sinister.
I hurriedly went up and said to Brother Monkey: Brother Monkey is not good, his grandmother's, these stinky Taoist priests are actually cultivators! Brother Monkey said don't scold, let's save some energy and prepare for the battle! I told Niu Er to come into the house, lock the door, and don't come out no matter what happens outside, and we'll naturally call you out when it's over. Niu Ermu nodded, then really went in, and then slammed the door shut.
Array! As soon as Niu Er entered, the Taoist priest at the head shouted. The reason why Jiuyang Taoist priests are called Jiuyang Taoist priests is because they have a total of nine people, I have counted them, just right, one is no more and one is not less, and they are truly worthy of their name. The nine Taoist priests quickly put down the couplet in their hands, and then quickly surrounded us. Brother Monkey! What to do? I said. Brother Monkey said: Adapt to the situation and see what they are capable of. After the Taoist priests surrounded us, they did not come close to fight us, but sat down cross-legged, and then began to gurgle in their mouths.
Inhibitions? Brother Monkey was taken aback. I laughed and said, "Brother Monkey, you must have been frightened by the hoop spell, where can other Taoist priests be scared of the hoop spell?" Even if you do, don't be afraid, aren't you missing the circle on your head? Brother Monkey thought for a while, and then thought thoughtfully.
Saying that, the nine Taoist priests sat down around us, and then began to mumble. The leading Taoist priest flew to the corner of the wall, then picked up a pen and paper and swiped quickly. Just when we were wondering what these Taoist priests were doing, we suddenly saw a few characters flying towards us.
As the characters got closer and closer to us, the speed at which the other Taoist priest around him was babbling faster and faster. Brother Monkey said: It seems that they are chanting a mantra. Just when the characters were only one step away from us, Brother Monkey pulled me and Senior Brother Sha up and took off into the air, dodging those characters.
But what I didn't expect was that just as we dodged those characters and fell down, before they landed on the ground, a few more characters flew over, and they were faster! Caught off guard, Senior Brother Sha was the first to be hit, and a character was pasted on him, and then Senior Brother Sha stood there motionless.
Brother Monkey yelled "not good", and then pulled me into the air again. Brother Monkey said: It seems that Lao Sun guessed correctly, the characters are indeed spells!
Just when I was secretly glad that I had escaped the second catastrophe, I suddenly found that a lot of characters rose around me, and they floated towards me and Brother Monkey. But at this time, Brother Monkey made a wrong decision, that is, he planned to continue to flee to the top. Escaping from it is definitely not possible, because many characters are also rising towards it. Of course, Brother Monkey didn't talk to me at the time, so I didn't know about his idea, otherwise I could have avoided disaster from befalling Brother Monkey.
This question came to the mind of the old pig, that is, at this moment, he must fall down. So, after seeing the characters rise, I didn't hesitate to fall. So I and Brother Monkey were separated like this. Suddenly, all the overwhelming characters went towards Brother Monkey, and he was caught off guard, and Brother Monkey was also tricked! Straight poke and drop down. Just when I was at a loss for what to do, Brother Monkey shouted: Idiot! Why are you still there? Don't run yet, if all three of us get caught by them, it's over! Stay in the green mountains without worrying about running out of firewood, remember to find a way to save us after escaping!
Hearing Brother Monkey shout like this, I came back to my senses, and hurriedly took off again, in the direction of the distance, and said to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha while flying: Brother Monkey, Senior Brother Sha, don't worry, the old pig will definitely come back to save you! Those Taoist priests had planned to catch up, but they were stopped by the leader.
After that, I couldn't see clearly, only the sound of the whirring wind in my ears. I don't know how far I flew, I finally stopped, if I hadn't eaten those baked cakes at Niu Er's house just now, I guess I wouldn't have been able to escape so far now. Thinking that I am the only one now, I can't help but feel sad, and I don't know how to rescue Brother Monkey and them.
Just when I was at a loss, a shouting voice suddenly sounded in front of me: Drive! Drive! Drive! I turned my head and saw that a carriage was coming in my direction, and there was a man sitting in it. So I immediately walked to the middle of the road, intending to stop the carriage.
The man was startled when he saw that a Zhu Bajie suddenly appeared; Not only was the man startled, but even the horse he stepped on was also startled, neighing and preparing to go back. I hurriedly went up and busily pulled the horse back, while beckoning the man and saying: Brother, don't be afraid, the old pig will not hurt you! I guess the man was smiling when he saw me talking, so in the end he looked at me in a panic. I took a few steps closer and said: Brother, I don't have any malicious intent, the old pig just wants to ask you for directions and inquire about the situation.
The man finally thought that I was not a bad person anymore and said, "What's the matter?" So I told him everything about the situation just now, and finally asked him if he knew who those Taoist priests were? Where do they live? Who do you usually hang out with? Also, what's the road ahead of you? The man asked so much in a crackling breath, as if he hadn't reacted for a while. It was a long time before the man said, "Oops! Did you those Taoist priests on fire? That's a big deal!! The man's face was heavy as he said this. What do you mean by that? I asked.
The man looked around a little worriedly, and then said cautiously: You are from out of town, right? You still don't know how powerful those Taoist priests are, they tell whoever dies and whoever gets sick gets sick...... Is it really that spiritual? I don't believe it. The man looked around again and said, "Believe it or not, you'll find out if you fight him."
After the man finished speaking, he was about to leave, and I hurriedly said: Hey, brother, don't be in a hurry to leave, you haven't answered me yet! As if he remembered something again, the man said, "I can't tell you much else, I can only tell you that those Taoist priests live in a cave nearby, and there is a pavilion outside the cave, which is easy to find, and you can follow the path next to it, and then you can see it, and there is a pavilion around it, and you can see it at a glance." I wanted to ask about the situation, but the man refused to reveal anything, saying that he was in a hurry and had to leave.
After saying that, the man said, "Drive!" Drive! Drive! He drove the carriage away. After a while, another carriage came in front of me, and this time it was an old man sitting on it, so I stopped him again and asked, "Old man, I want to ask you a few questions." The old man is still well-informed, and he didn't make a fuss when he saw me, but said politely: You ask. So I told him what happened just now, and at the end I told people that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were all caught by the Taoists, and I don't know if there is any way.
The old man was also taken aback when he heard that I had provoked the Taoist priest, and then looked around vigilantly, and then whispered: Then they will be in great trouble, and it is estimated that they will all have to be boiled and eaten by the Taoist priests. I said that the old pig knew, but the old pig didn't know much about their specific situation, so I wanted to ask your old man. The old man thought for a while and said: There are nine of them, all of whom are very powerful, but because they rarely have contact with people, it is unknown how powerful they are.
After saying that, the old man drove away in the carriage again, and did not forget to look around before leaving. After a long delay, I still didn't get the information I wanted, so I decided to go in person, and now that almost an hour has passed, the Taoist priest should go back.
I searched all the way according to the direction the old man said, and sure enough, I saw a pavilion in front of me close to the edge of the cliff. It wasn't until I got closer that I saw the stone cave that the old man said. And most importantly, I saw the Taoist priest shouting at the entrance of the stone cave.
Stinky Taoist! Hurry up and hand over my brother monkey and senior brother Sha, otherwise the old pig will be welcome! I shouted. The Taoist priests at the door immediately turned their heads and looked at me in a daze, and it took a long time for them to react and shout towards the cave: You all come out quickly, the ugly monster who escaped is back again! After he shouted like this, a few more heads immediately appeared at the entrance of the cave, and after a while, they all came out again, and the Taoist priests spread out according to the kind of formation that besieged us before, and the same was drawn by the Taoist priest who led before, and the procedure was similar to the previous one. The only difference is that it seems that the Taoist priests don't plan to stick the characters on me this time, because those characters all burned when they floated in the air, and then turned into fireballs flying towards me.
This was something I didn't expect, so I became helpless again.
Just as I was scrambling to dodge, there was a sharp pain in my back, and then I smelled the smell of burnt clothes, and I looked back to see that my back was on fire, and it was still smoking at this time! I slapped and shouted, "Ahhhh It was even more troublesome to leave, because then more fireballs hit me: on my face, on my back, on my chest, on my thighs, everywhere anyway.
So a fire began to burn on my body. Just as I was scrambling to beat the flames on my body, I suddenly heard Brother Monkey's voice: Idiot, hurry up! Think of something else! These guys are amazing! I don't bother to answer Brother Monkey's words, because I'm busy fighting fires!
The fire on my body here has not been completely extinguished, and the Taoist priest over there is shouting: Go up and catch him! Three people eat together! After saying that, the Taoist priests swarmed around. Seeing that the situation was not good, I quickly ran away according to Brother Monkey's words, and there were a few Taoist priests chasing after me at the beginning, but then I don't know if I ran too fast or what, anyway, I didn't follow in the end.
Seeing that there was no one behind, I fell to the ground, rolled on the grass, and finally extinguished the fire on my body. I thought that it must not be possible to fight alone like this, those Taoist priests are really powerful, it seems that the old pig has to think of another way, or simply sneak in in the dead of night, and then quietly rescue Brother Monkey and them? I thought it was a good idea, so I decided to do it.
Because the clothes were all burned, I had to take off the outside one and throw it away, wearing only one underwear, which is probably ugly. It was getting dark, and after about an hour the lights were out in the cavern, I quietly went inside. There was a door at the entrance of the cave, made of wood, and the situation of the fence, it was not even locked, but it was pushed open with a light push, and then it went inside. Finally, I saw Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, who were tied to a pillar in the inner room.
Brother Monkey! Senior Brother Sha! I shouted quietly. Before Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha could answer, a loud roar suddenly came from behind: Who? Then we heard the sound of squirming out of bed, and then we saw the lights come on, and then we saw someone walking towards us.
Brother Monkey woke up at this time, and when he saw that it was me, he was taken aback, and then said: Idiot! You're alone? I mean, isn't that okay? Now that you're all tied up here, is it possible that the old pig still has a monkey brother and a Sha brother? With that, I quickly went to untie the ropes on Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha.
But unfortunately, as soon as I started, a few Taoist priests rushed in at the door, holding flashlights in their hands. It's him! The one who ran away during the day is back! A Taoist priest shouted loudly. Then I saw more Taoist priests pouring in, as if to fill the entire small space. Get him! I don't know who shouted, so many figures rushed in my direction.
Brother Monkey said: Nerd, you run quickly, remember to find a foolproof way to come back to save us, they won't do anything to us before they catch you, not to mention that Lao Sun is not eating dry food! When Brother Monkey said this, I had already jumped up on the window, and I said "Brother Monkey, you wait" into the house and then jumped away.
Torches came after me, but gradually they disappeared again, and I hid behind a big tree for a long time before I stood up and breathed a long sigh of relief, and then collapsed listlessly and sat down.
After tossing these few times, my stomach became even hungrier, and all the baked cakes I had eaten at Niu Er's house before disappeared without a trace. Thinking of Niu Er, I wondered why not go to his house again to get something to eat? But it didn't take long for me to realize that it was impossible, because it was night, and it was in the forest, and there were eighteen bends in the mountain roads all around, so I didn't know what it was like during the day. In the end, I had to sit down on the ground. After sitting down, I fell asleep in a daze, and slept soundly. I vaguely remember as if I had a dream.
Suddenly, I felt that someone was pushing me, once, twice, three times, and then the force became heavier and heavier, and finally pushed my eyes away. When I opened my eyes, it turned out to be an old woman. The old woman asked kindly, "Young man, what are you doing sitting here?" Embarrassed!
As soon as I saw someone, I immediately stood up as if I had been savior, took the old woman's hand and said, "Old woman, have you anything to eat?" Give me a little! The old woman said that there are some to eat, but I'm afraid it won't be enough for you. I said that no matter how much I took out, I could always pad my belly. The old woman said that she had seen me since she brought food to his son, and now she came back to see me still here, so she couldn't help but ask. The old woman asked: You are from out of town, right? What's wrong? Got a bandit? I said while eating the baked cakes: I didn't meet the robbers, but I met a few Taoist priests.
Taoist? The old woman asked in surprise.
What's wrong? I looked at her and asked.
The old woman looked around and said, "Did you provoke the nine Taoist priests in the cave in front of you?" I said that it was exactly, and my two brothers were caught by them, and the old pig just tried to save them, so he made it like this. The old woman sighed and said: "No wonder, those Taoist priests are very powerful, you alone will definitely not work!" I said that the old pig knows how good they are, but there is no way, the three of us can't go back alone, right? The old woman sighed a little, and then said cautiously: I think of a man, maybe he can help you. It's true?
When I heard that someone could help, I couldn't help but get excited. The old woman said, "Don't be too happy, I'm just saying that he may be able to help, and whether he is willing to help or not depends on your attitude." Who is he? I asked. The old woman thought for a while before saying: You walk along this road, and then you will see a mountain peak, and there is an old man living in a stone cave on the mountainside halfway up the mountain, named Jiuyang Zhenren, he is the master of these nine Taoist priests, as long as he is willing to help, then your two senior brothers will be fine. Could it be that their master also eats human flesh? I'm a little worried, as the saying goes, "the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked", the apprentices are like this, and it is estimated that the master is not much better. What do you say? The old woman was a little angry again, Jiuyang Zhenren was a person who cultivated the Tao in a proper manner, but it was only after his apprentices went down the mountain that they did evil.
After a while, the old woman stood up and was about to leave, but when she turned around, the old woman turned back to me and said, "Remember to be polite, otherwise you will be in the soup!" I said I knew, the old pig still understands this little bit of etiquette.
After sending my mother-in-law away, I trotted all the way to the peak, and sure enough, I saw a round hole with a dustpan in the middle of the mountain, but unfortunately it was too high from the ground to go up at all. I suddenly had an idea, so I stood below and shouted directly: Uncle! Uncle! Very loudly. After a while, a head poked out, and it was really gray-haired. Who? The old man above asked. Uncle! I'd like to ask you a favor! No way! After listening to my words, the old man retracted his head directly, and did not even ask me why I asked him for help.
I didn't expect my old pig to be so polite, but the old man treated me like this! So I couldn't help but be indignant, of course I was going to have an attack when I was angry, so I scolded and scolded at the bottom: What a bullshit Taoist! It's all man-eating guys, not even as good as beasts! After scolding, I sat down on the spot to rest, and I was quite tired from scolding.
Get up! Suddenly, there was a loud shout behind me, and then someone grabbed me by the collar and lifted me up, and it wasn't until I turned around completely that I saw clearly that it was an old man with a childish face. I remembered that he was the old man who had just poked his head out of the hole, because his head was very distinctive, and the old pig remembered it at once. You said! Who eats people? Which Taoist priest eats people? The old man was furious.
Seeing that the old man came down in person, my mood couldn't help but calm down, and I hurriedly comforted the old man not to be angry, and told him the reason for the incident. When the old man heard that it was his nine apprentices who caught Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, he was furious: Animals! I'm going to do you all wrong! After saying that, the Taoist priest turned around and left, following the road I had just come. I caught up and said: Old man, don't be angry, it's easy to get angry when you're angry, and the old pig is not Wang Laoji! The old man still didn't speak, but walked forward with a huff.
The old man walked quickly, and in a short time he came to the cave. Evil animals! Get out of here! The old man roared loudly. His own apprentice actually eats people, think about it, you know what the old man's mood is at this time. Old man, they're amazing! I reminded the old man in a whisper. Terrible! Depend on! No matter how powerful it is, it wasn't taught to them by Lao Tzu? The old man said.
Finally, a head emerged from the cave, and then someone shouted: Come out, everyone! Master is here! After a while, the nine Taoist priests came out one after another, and they all stood neatly in front of the old man's house, and respectfully called out "Hello Master". What a fart! The old man was furious: Hurry up and let the people go, otherwise the teacher will be unkind to you today! Master, they must be monsters, look at them like that!
After saying that, someone cooperated very well to arrest Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, and I was surprised to find that Niu Er was actually caught by them. Look, Master! A Taoist priest said. Jiuyang Zhenren didn't speak, but circled around the three of them, Brother Monkey Sha, Senior Brother Sha, Niu Er, and the three of them. Monster? What about him? Is it a youkai? Jiuyang Zhenren pointed at Niu Er and shouted. Oh! He's not! He's just harboring these monsters. The Taoist priest in the lead said.
Seeing the old man's angry appearance, the Taoist priest in the lead hurriedly beckoned: "Let him go!" He was referring to Niu Er. It is estimated that the three of us look strange, so Jiuyang Zhenren did not speak for a long time about the fate of Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha. I hurriedly went up and said to the old man: Old man, we are all practicing properly, and we are not monsters, not to mention what age are there monsters now?
The old man deserves to be an old man, and after watching us for a while, he said: Let them go! The nine Taoist priests stood still. Why don't you hurry!! The old man shouted angrily.
So someone did it again. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha came down and made a gesture to the old man, but the old man pretended not to see it and said, "Let's go!" A few old scoundrels will naturally teach them a lesson, and you will be frightened! Brother Monkey said "Where, where" and "Thank you, thank you".
Just as we were about to turn around and leave, I suddenly thought of a very important question, that is, the Taoist priest had not given Niu Er the money yet, so he told Jiuyang Zhenren about it. Give it quickly! Jiuyang Zhenren shouted at the nine Taoist priests. When the Taoist priests were taking out the money, Niu Er hurriedly went up and said: No need, no need, I'll talk about it later! I said that you don't have to be afraid, if there is anything in the future, you will be helped, old man! I shouted at the old man. The old man glanced at me, and then said to Niu Er in a soothing tone: Yes, if they dare to bully you again in the future, come and tell me, and I will administer justice for you. Niu Er hurriedly thanked him, and then withdrew backwards.
As I walked, I said a little worriedly: I don't know if the old man will favor his apprentice. Brother Monkey said to Niu Er: Second Brother Niu, you better move elsewhere, it doesn't seem to be very safe here. Niu Er thought for a while and said he would consider it. That day, we rested at Niu Er's house for another night, and then continued to set off the next day.