At first, the master didn't dare to go up, he was as timid as my old pig, but later he was able to go up with the support of Brother Monkey.

As soon as he went up, Master saw a dead man lying on the edge of the river.

Don't be afraid, that's your old body.

It's just that I searched for a long time, but I didn't find my old pig's old body, could it be that I was eaten by a tengu?

When we went to the shore, there were people greeting us along the way, and it seemed that we were going to be famous this time.

The place where the Buddha lives is called Lingshan, and the place where the scriptures are hidden is called Leiyin Temple.

When we entered the Leiyin Temple, Rulai was meditating; Seeing us, he just symbolically opened his eyes, and then asked the two attendants around him to take us to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion to get the scriptures in a tone similar to Zeng Yike.

Of course, there is an indispensable procedure before learning the scriptures, and that is eating. Equivalent to PR now.

In general, public relations is nothing more than the use of two things, one is money, and the other is favors; We're new to the city, so naturally we can only use money.

On the way to learn the scriptures, Master probably didn't expect that the civil servants in the Heavenly Court also needed to be taken care of, so he didn't have gold, silver and jewelry. Now it's okay, there is no silver, and the gods who sent the scriptures are much lazy, and they are reluctant to send the scriptures to us.

In this way, there really is no such thing as a free lunch, even if you are told that it is free.

In this way, the word "learning scriptures" should also be changed, and it should be changed to "buy scriptures", otherwise if he comes to please and sell well, wouldn't it be cheaper for him?

It's all Master's fault! As soon as I came out of my father-in-law's house, I nagged him: I must save more money to be prepared, so as not to be dead when I get it. In fact, there are many opportunities to collect money along the way, and they are willing to send them to the door, especially after Brother Monkey helps them subdue the monsters, the gold, silver and jewelry are all placed in piles in front of us for us to take. But the master didn't let him, saying that the four monks were empty, and money was something outside the body, so he couldn't take it with him. Originally, I wanted to save some private money, but I thought to myself, how can a big man not have his own plans? But there is no suitable place. Hide on the back of a horse, the master will sit on it every day and one day will be discovered; Hide it in the burden, maybe Senior Brother Sha will turn it out; It's even worse to hide me, Brother Monkey often beats me around, maybe I'll be exposed if I'm not careful.

Not to mention, in the end, I really thought of a good place to hide my private money: in my ears and eyes.

The big guys all know that my old pig's ears are very big, and he can even fan the flames, so it should be no problem to hide some private money.

Yes, yes, but the problem is that the ears and eyes are too small.

I'm not afraid of everyone's jokes when I say it, my old pig has saved a total of five dollars of private money in his ears and eyes - in fact, it is only four dollars and six cents, and the four cents were quietly deducted by the silversmith.

It's just unfortunate that even the four coins and six cents of silver were finally deceived by Brother Monkey and rushed to the public.

Now the master knows how powerful the silver is, and whether he dares to "treat money like dung" in the future. As the old saying goes, money is not everything, but no money is everything.

Brother Monkey was very annoyed and told them that if they didn't let them go, he would go to Rulai to report them.

Mice are afraid of cats, and corrupt officials are afraid of the procuratorate.

So they quickly let them go, obediently passed the scriptures to us, and politely said "go slowly" when they went out.

I didn't expect that there were such insidious people around Rulai, who hid tricks in their mouths and smiles at us. All the verses he sent us were false, all wordless. The counterfeit and shoddy products in this heavenly court are too exaggerated, and the degree of cutting corners can be seen. Fortunately, there was a big eagle on the way that grabbed our luggage, otherwise we would have to wait until we returned to the Tang Dynasty to wake up.

It seems that "Seon lost his horse and knew that it was not a blessing" is really such a thing.

Rulai did not severely punish the corrupt immortals, but just asked them to re-send the true scriptures to us. I guess it's the meaning of the money to be paid, and it's just embarrassed to say it in person, so let the gods under it do it for you. Isn't that all the way around these days? The official sits firmly in his position, teaching the giver of gifts, and instructing his subordinates or insiders to receive gifts in a hurry; Say it is one thing, do it again. I guess Rulai is such a smart person, otherwise how could the two great immortals who made scriptures speak again when they went to the Scripture Pavilion again?

They weren't embarrassed, but we were a little embarrassed: people were taking gifts from you again and again, and they didn't get bored, so why shouldn't we send them away? With that persistent spirit alone! So later, the master said to Senior Brother Sha, Wujing, give them that purple gold bowl.

The purple gold bowl is our work of begging for food along the way, and it is indispensable to be able to go to the western sky. Now I want to give it to others, and I am really reluctant, although we will never have to change our relationship in the future.

This time, we have to look carefully, so as not to be deceived again.