Chapter 1: I'm Yao Lao
"Odd and even the same?"
"Symbols look at quadrants?"
"Lori is righteous."
"Looks are the truth?"
"Palace Jade Liquor!"
"One hundred and eighteen glasses!"
"Second Battalion Commander, where's your Italian artillery? What battle was it? β
"The turning point of the war, the battle of Ping'an County."
"Big brother! (Ξ©ΠΞ©)οΌ β
"Brother Xian! o(β₯οΉβ₯)oοΌ β
Two people hugged and cried on the mountain behind Xiao's house, among which Xiao Yan was really crying and super sad, and the other was gray-haired but handsome, and there were no wrinkles on his face at all, and his eyes were full of sadness and excitement.
The two have been in pain for a long time, this is the old acquaintance in a foreign land, the so-called four joys of life.
"Big brother, you are also from the earth, why did you become like this." Xiao Yan wiped his tears, although he had turned from a genius to a waste, but it didn't seem to be miserable on the other side.
Look at the big brother opposite, there is only one soul left, this is a ghost in their hometown earth! It's exciting to think about the fact that I'm a waste, but I'm still alive, isn't it?
"Who said it wasn't, I was playing a game, who knew it was worn directly, eh, I could only drift away, in fact, there is something big brother I'm sorry for you, I seem to have played your grandfather badly."
Li Yun scratched his head a little embarrassed, he was not to blame for this matter, who let the Medicine Dust Medicine Venerable himself not hold on, seeing that he was about to extract the last fighting qi, who knew that at this juncture Xiao Yan gave up on himself and stopped cultivating.
Yaochen didn't have the fighting spirit to continue his life, so he hung up directly! Li Yun became a new generation of Medicine Venerable.
"It's okay, it's okay, who are the two of us, in this vast sea...... On the mainland, there are only two of us who depend on each other! Eh, I'm also a waste, it's useless to have a gold finger, besides, brother, I'm here, I still have someone to talk to, right, is the Hokage finished? β
Xiao Yan's eyes lit up, this buddy came more than ten years later than himself, and he must be able to know the ending of the Hokage.
"Ah, that's easy! I'll tell you about it first, and then I'll tell you about the tragedy of our brothers. β
Li Yun said that there was no problem at all, he first told Xiao Yan a plot of the Hokage, and he was able to use the cold fire of the bone spirit to make a video of the third brother surrounding, which was simply beautiful.
By the way, I briefly talked about the whole plot of Dou Po, after all, this thing has been written for a long time. Some of the plots have almost been forgotten, but the general plot is still known, especially the part where the fiancΓ©e withdraws from the marriage.
"Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people to be poor!" Li Yun said Xiao Yanzhong's words flatly.
Xiao Yan's eyes were shining, flashing with excitement: "That is to say, I will be the Yan Emperor of this world in the future, hahaha, I!" Xiao Yan, the protagonist! Awesome! β
Whoever hears that he is the master of the world in the future, the planets have to revolve around him, and the world will explode when he leaves him, he will be very excited.
However, Li Yun still interrupted Xiao Yan's thoughts: "Brother, there is a premise for this, and the premise is that I am Yaochen." β
Xiao Yan blinked his eyes and said incomprehensibly: "Aren't you just Yaochen, or the traverser must be better than my original master." β
"Well, awesome plus! The problem is that I don't have the memory of medicine dust, and I can't do alchemy or anything at all! My body is now a bone spirit cold fire, and my soul is still my own soul, and the medicine dust is gone! β
Li Yun spread his hands very innocently, he was just a pile of flames now, not so much that he had crossed into medicine dust, but that he had passed on to the body of the bone spirit cold fire.
"Mom sells batches...... Dude, I think we might be getting cold! "Xiao Yan is also a little decadent, and the two of them are a pair of waste wood traversers.
I feel that the future is a little darker, can I unsubscribe, I can't wear it.
Unfortunately, this is a one-way ticket, and you can't book a ticket without a round-trip.
The two of them sat on the hillside, you look at me, I look at you, Wang Ba looked at the mung bean, and almost looked at each other.
Li Yun feels that it is not good to go on like this, two young people are alone together, and some bad things are easy to happen, even if it doesn't happen, it is not good for people to misunderstand.
"Huh? Brother Xiao Yan, do you still have any fighting spirit, I can buy something! I was just informed that I could buy something with your vindictiveness! Hurry, dude! Li Yunchao is excited, this special meow plug-in has arrived!
Xiao Yan is also a spirit, don't be happy, you finally have a golden finger, and the sect test is about to begin, and the family members are still waiting to see him laugh!
"Yes, yes, although I don't have any fighting spirit, but I have pills, my father in this world is the patriarch!"
Xiao Yan hurriedly took out the pills in his inventory, they were all low-level things, but there was a good thing that Xun'er gave him, and he was never willing to use it.
It can be seen that Xiao Yan is reluctant, but Li Yun can't control it a lot, so why do you care about anything else if you have a plug-in?
"Brother, hurry up and recharge!"
Xiao Yan finally gritted his teeth and directly recharged the pill.
"Dingdong, the Heavens Chat Group has been granted permission to use, group owner Li Yun, welcome to use the chat group."
Steady! Li Yun shook his fist fiercely, it turned out to be the latest plug-in chat group, the chat group has been quite popular recently, it is the latest plug-in of the traverser.
"Ding Dong, Qin Shi Huang joins the chat group!"
"Ding Dong, Whitebeard joins the chat group!"
"Ding Dong, the ruthless emperor joins the chat group!"
"Dingdong, Nezha joins the chat group!"
"Ding Dong, Li Yunlong joins the chat group!"
"Ding-dong, Sa (silly) Tania!"
That chat group is not intentional, Satania is so cute, he can't eat a demon king pineapple bun, how miserable it is that you still bully him.
Isn't there an inexplicable feeling of bullying her, which is more pleasant than holding back the urine for a long time?
"What's wrong, what's wrong, brother, is there a plug-in in the account, our brothers will rely on this when they turn over!"
Xiao Yan was very nervous, his entire net worth was invested, if there was no reaction, wouldn't it be a loss!
"Dingdong, Xiao Yan entered the chat group, and Dingdong Xiao Yan became the administrator."
Li Yun directly brought Xiao Yan closer to the chat group, this chat group is similar to other plug-in chat groups, it is estimated that there is a link to get points for doing tasks, and two more people can get more points.
Satania: "Nani, Nani, what kind of place is this, is this the place where the Great Demon King is chosen?" I, Satania, am indeed the Great Demon King! β
Qin Shi Huang: "Well, is it the immortals who are summoning me?" β
Li Yunlong: "Did the brigade commander beat me up again!" β