Metamorphosis - Many Disasters and Disasters (71a)

We were walking that day, and suddenly we smelled of medicine. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, have you smelled it? Someone seems to be boiling medicine! Brother Monkey sniffed and said: Well, it seems to be yes! I said: Brother Monkey, let's take a detour, it's not lucky for people to take medicine and we pass there! Brother Monkey said: Cut! What age is it and still superstitious, if you want to go by yourself, I and Senior Brother Sha will go ahead.

So I had to follow them again. After walking a short distance, a small village appeared in front of me, which was not big, and it seemed that the smell of medicine wafted from there. Brother Monkey said: Senior Brother Sha, go and inquire and see what kind of people they are. Senior Brother Sha said yes and ran away. I said: Brother Monkey, don't you give Senior Brother Sha some money, aren't people embarrassed to speak?

Brother Monkey said what is in a hurry, my grandson has always paid money with one hand and delivered with one hand. Looking at the figure of Senior Brother Sha gradually moving away, Brother Monkey and I sat down to rest for a while, just as I was about to close my eyes for a while, a voice suddenly came from behind me: What are you doing here? Brother Monkey and I sat up almost at the same time, and then I saw a Taoist priest. Seeing that it was a Taoist priest, Brother Monkey and I immediately stood up smartly.

Ha ha! Seeing that we reacted so quickly, the Taoist priest laughed, and then continued to ask, "Who are you?" Where did it come from? Where are you going? Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Let's just pass by, rest here! Brother, you're good to go! The Taoist priest took two steps forward, and then looked at us carefully, and then said in a questioning tone: Are you from Lingshan to go to the end of the mysterious space of the few Vajra incorruptible bodies? Who are you? Brother Monkey asked vigilantly. The Taoist priest smiled and said: You don't have to worry about this, it seems that you are really those few! What do you want to do? I learned from Brother Monkey to say viciously.

The Taoist priest said: Some time ago, I heard that there are several Vajra incorruptible bodies that are about to pass through here, and I heard that eating their meat can increase the cultivation of a thousand years, but I don't know if it's true! Brother Monkey smiled and said: Brother, you have such a big breath, it seems that you also want to eat our meat? The Taoist priest smiled siniestly and said, "Of course, there is such a cheap thing, and it must be tried." Brother Monkey smiled and continued: There are many people who eat our meat, but unfortunately they have all become our subordinates, I don't know if you have that ability, brother! The Taoist priest said, "Then you have to try it."

Brother Monkey asked: Dare to ask the name of Changgao? In the future, my grandson will go out and have a good time with others, I can't say that my grandson defeated an unknown junior, it will definitely be disgraceful. The Taoist priest said: I am a Taoist priest of the medicine immortal, and the two brothers of the Taoist priest of the medicine saint and the Taoist priest of the medicine king have lived here for many years, and the hard work has not yielded, and now you are here, just to help us. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Brother, you have such a big breath, listening to you say that it seems to be eating us? Senior brother and second senior brother! Senior brother and second senior brother! As soon as Brother Monkey finished speaking, he saw Senior Brother Sha coming from the previous road, and he was still calling our names as he ran. What's wrong? I asked. Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother are not good, there is a Taoist priest living in front! Let's go! After finishing speaking, Senior Brother Sha was ready to go forward. I said, "No."

Senior Brother Sha asked: Why? I said: Look up, one of the Taoist priests is already standing in front of us, and he will definitely not let you go if you want to go over. Senior Brother Sha looked up, then his face turned blue, and he muttered: Senior Brother Second Senior Brother, how should this be good? Suddenly, a voice sounded from behind: Where? What about people? I was still here! Look closely! Another voice: We must find him, it seems that he is from the Spirit Mountain to go to the end of the mysterious space of the few Vajra incorruptible bodies, we have to catch him, eating meat can increase cultivation; This is a good opportunity to wait for once in a thousand years! Then I heard the sound of kick-and-tap footsteps getting closer and closer, accompanied by the sound of rustling and stirring the grass. Senior Brother Sha, you were discovered by them? I asked.

Senior Brother Sha thought for a while and said: Maybe! I went in and saw that it was a Taoist priest, so I hurriedly retreated again, and I guess they saw it. Two junior brothers! The Medicine Immortal Dao Leader shouted into the distance: Come here! They're all here! After that, I heard hurried footsteps, and then I saw two Taoist priests, one old and one young, appearing; The youngest must be the Medicine King Dao Chang, the three of them are very different, the age difference is relatively large, and the Yao Wang Dao Chief's beard has not yet grown. Eldest brother! The Medicine Saint Dao Leader shouted. The Medicine Immortal Daoist said: It's just a few of them, all of them are here! The Medicine King Daoist looked at us and said happily: It's okay now, the three of us are exactly one for each person! The three Taoist priests surrounded us, and then slowly gathered together. Seeing that the situation was not good, Brother Monkey was about to tell us to slip away, but Brother Monkey had just run two steps before he was stopped by the Medicine Immortal Dao Chief. Why? Brother Monkey looked at the Medicine Immortal Dao Elder in a daze and asked. The Medicine Immortal Daoist said meaningfully: "Now I have to remind you that we have sprinkled highly poisonous drugs all around here, if you want to live a little longer, it is very necessary to be obedient." Brother Monkey said: Brother, my grandson was scared!

After saying that, Brother Monkey took two more steps forward. The Medicine Immortal Daoist said, "If you don't believe it, you can lift your feet up and see if the soles of your shoes are rotting!" I was taken aback and hurriedly lifted my foot to see that the soles of my shoes had melted half off, just like when the plastic was melted away by the heat.

How? It's time to believe it, right? The Medicine Immortal Dao Chief said proudly. Brother Monkey thought for a while and said: Senior Brother Sha, nerd! Follow Lao Sun! After that, Brother Monkey jumped into the distance, so we quickly followed Brother Monkey, jumped out of a distance, and then lightly touched the ground with our toes, and then took off into the air, jumped out of a distance and then touched the ground...... This is repeated, and it is less susceptible to poison in comparison.

This trick was really effective, even the Medicine Immortal Dao Master and they were stunned, I guess they hadn't heard of us having such a powerful kung fu, right? Definitely! We jumped farther and farther, and just as I was praising Brother Monkey and saying that he was a good idea, I suddenly heard the Medicine Immortal Daoist behind me shouting: Quickly release the poisonous gas!

When I looked back, I saw that the Medicine Saint Dao Leader and the Medicine King Dao Leader each took out a bottle from their pockets, and then opened the cap of the bottle, and then threw it at us. The bottle fell to the ground, and a puff of white smoke came out of it. I said: Brother Monkey, look! They're gassing! Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha both stopped and looked back. Brother Monkey said: Damn! It's nothing, isn't it just a little smoke? Lao Sun is not afraid! After saying that, Brother Monkey turned around again and prepared to move on. I also think that Brother Monkey has a point, and it's okay for us to be bad now, right? So I decided to move on with Brother Monkey and the others.

Jumping and jumping, a fragrance of chrysanthemums rushed to my face. I said: Brother Monkey, do you smell the fragrance? It's very comfortable! Brother Monkey jumped and said: Idiot, where do you talk so much? Now we're on the run! Oh! I immediately reacted again, and then jumped up with Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha.

Just as we were moving forward with all our might, I suddenly felt dizzy, and my limbs seemed to be stiff and I didn't obey the call. So I had to stop. I had just stood still, and before I could talk to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, I saw that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha, who were jumping in front, also stopped and stood still in a daze. I asked: Brother Monkey, what's wrong with you? Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, I feel as if I can't move! Brother Monkey said: Idiot, what's wrong with you? I smiled and said, "Brother Monkey, we are in the same boat, we must be poisoned now."

Brother Monkey looked back at the bottle that was still emitting white smoke and said: It's over, this time I was really fooled. I tried to move hard, but I couldn't move the slightest bit anyway. Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha are also struggling, but the effect is the same as mine, and they can't move the slightest.

Hahahaha, there was a burst of laughter from behind, and then I saw the Medicine Immortal Dao Leader and them coming over, and then circled around us twice before saying in a disdainful tone: I heard how powerful you are, and now it seems that it is nothing more than that! Brother Monkey said: Stinky Taoist! If you have the ability, don't play these side ways, if you have the ability, let us go, Lao Sun will go with you alone! I said: It's not just heads-up, even if it's the three of you together, I won't blink an eye! When I said this, I seemed very reasonable, I originally wanted to arouse their fighting spirit, but their IQ was too high, so my wishful thinking failed. Ha ha! The Medicine Immortal Dao Elder laughed and said, "I told you our name a long time ago, why didn't you even have the slightest mental preparation?" Come here, junior brother! The Medicine Immortal Dao Leader beckoned the Medicine Saint Dao Leader and the Medicine King Dao Leader and said, "Tie up a few of them and escort them back." Good! The Medicine Saint and the Medicine King Dao Leader agreed, and then they really came up, took out a flexible rope from their pockets, and then tied us up.

I said, "Brother, it seems that you knew we were coming?" Of course! The Medicine Saint Dao Chief said while tying him up: "Otherwise, you won't run away?" After that, the three of them escorted us back to the houses below, and when I got here, I realized that this was not a village, but just a courtyard where they lived alone, and there were many houses, so it looked like a village from a distance. The Medicine Immortal Daoist instructed the Medicine Saint Dao Leader and the Medicine King Dao Leader to escort us into a small room, and then tied us to the same pillar. I said, brother, you don't pick the door, so many houses just tie us to a pillar.

Syllable! As soon as I finished speaking, a resounding slap fell on my cheek. Look at what you say! The Medicine King Dao Elder said viciously. I thought that this guy was so young and so vicious, and I must give him some color when I go down. After the Medicine Saint Dao Leader and the Medicine King Dao Leader bound us up, they went out, and then locked the door with a clang. I said: Brother Monkey, the old pig's body and bones still can't move! Brother Monkey said: Lao Sun is not the same, this time we don't expect anyone, let's see. After the Medicine Saint Dao Leader and the Medicine King Dao Elder went out, they heard them asking: Big brother, when are we going to eat their meat? After a while, the voice of the Medicine Immortal Dao Chief sounded: Don't worry, tomorrow is a good day, and we will kill tomorrow! After that, he saw the Medicine Immortal Dao Leader stick out a head, and after taking a look, he walked away.

Senior Brother Sha said: Senior brother and second senior brother, what should we do now? Brother Monkey said look at it! After some secret deliberation, Brother Monkey said that it seems that only when the Taoist priest eats us will he have a chance to escape. Of course, secret deliberations are only on a small scale, and here are just the three of us, which are relatively secret. Anyway, we didn't eat that night, and the old pig's stomach was already grumbling with hunger, and Brother Monkey said nerd, can you hold back a little? Don't make such a loud noise!

The next morning, the Medicine Immortal Daoist got up early in the morning to see us, and then went up to call the Medicine Saint Daoist and the Medicine King Daoist to come down and pull us up, saying that they wanted to relieve us of the toxicity on our bodies first, and then wait until noon to do it. Brother Monkey glanced at us, and we knew that the opportunity to escape had come. The Medicine Saint Dao Elder and the Medicine King Dao Elder came down, and they first pulled Senior Brother Sha out, and I said, "Senior Brother Sha, be careful!" The Medicine King Dao Chief turned around and said: Don't worry, you can still live for a few hours, and the toxicity in your body has not disappeared, where do we dare to eat you? After arresting Senior Brother Sha, the Medicine King Dao Chief, they came down again and pulled me up, and went to a large room in front of them, and finally Brother Monkey came up.

The Medicine Immortal Daoist took out a small bottle, then put it under our noses and shook it for a while, and then said to us: You guys are moving now! I said: Brother, are you mistaken! You've tied us all tightly, how are we going to move? The Medicine Immortal Daoist thought for a moment and said, "That's right! I forgot about it! But I can still feel it, at least I can feel that the meridians in my whole body are unblocked, and it is no longer even difficult to breathe as before. While putting away the bottle, the Medicine Immortal Daoist said to the Medicine King Dao Elder and the Medicine Saint Dao Chief: You two take turns watching them, don't let them run away, I'll go out and dig some medicinal herbs and come back, and I will stew and eat with them later.

Good! The Medicine King Dao Leader and the Medicine Saint Dao Leader said. After that, the Medicine Immortal Dao Leader went out, leaving only the Medicine Saint Dao Leader and the Medicine King Dao Leader to guard us by the side. Brother Monkey glanced at us, but I didn't know what it meant, and it didn't seem like a good time to run away. So I had to bother thinking about it.

Suddenly, Brother Monkey spoke: Brother! Aren't you two bored? Dry sitting? Won't fight the landlord? The Medicine King Dao Leader and the Medicine Saint Dao Leader looked at each other for a moment and said, "That's right! It's so boring for us to sit here. However, the Medicine King Dao Chang quickly thought of another problem, that is, three missing one. Brother Monkey smiled and said: Why don't you put my grandson down and play with you? The Medicine Saint Dao Master immediately said: That's not good! Brother Monkey smiled again, and then said: Brother, you are too worried, think about it, we are three people together, and we are still senior brothers, my grandson will never leave them alone, right? You put me down, and the two of them are still tied to the pillar, and I won't run away!

Seeing that Brother Monkey moved with affection and reason, the Medicine King Daoist was the first to open up, and the Medicine King Daoist said: Second brother, this thin monkey makes sense! The Medicine Saint Dao Master thought for a moment and said, "It's okay, forgive me and don't dare to run away!" Just put him down and play with us for a while! Brother Monkey said yes! Is that! After that, the Medicine King Daoist came over to untie the rope on Brother Monkey's body.

I smiled at Brother Monkey, thinking that Brother Monkey really had a way to fool the IQ of two such smart and clever Taoist priests, but after thinking about it, it must have been those two Taoist priests who pretended to be smart before. Brother Monkey went down, but he didn't escape in time as I imagined, but really sat down and fought with the Medicine King Dao Chang and the landlord. I said: Brother Monkey, do you still have anything to do? What's up? Immediately, the Medicine Saint Dao Master asked vigilantly. It's okay! It's okay! Brother Monkey hurriedly smiled and said: Lao Sun just wanted to go to the toilet, but now that he is having fun, then Lao Sun will not go for the time being! Oh! The Medicine Saint Dao Leader looked like he had suddenly realized.

When they were having fun, Senior Brother Sha and I were anxious, and I thought that Brother Monkey's playfulness was too big, and he actually forgot about serious things. Senior Brother Sha whispered comfortingly: Second Senior Brother, Senior Brother must have his plan, let's just wait and see. After a while, the voice of the Medicine Immortal Dao Leader suddenly sounded outside: Senior brother, get ready to do it! Kill the fat-headed and big-eared one first! As he spoke, the Medicine Immortal Dao Elder came in.

Yes! The Medicine Immortal Dao Master was startled, and then asked sternly: How did he come down? The Medicine King Daoist hurriedly explained: "Big brother, don't worry, he promised us not to run away, don't you see that he is still here?" The Medicine Immortal Dao Leader was furious, and while scolding the Medicine Saint Dao Leader and the Medicine King Dao Leader, he pounced on Brother Monkey, and then shouted at the Medicine King Dao Leader and the Medicine Saint Dao Leader: What are you still stunned for? Why don't you come and catch him? Oh! The Medicine Saint Dao Leader and the Medicine King Dao Leader reacted, and then really pounced towards Brother Monkey.

Brother Monkey smiled, then dodged away, and said: The two big brothers are so unreasonable, we had a good time just now, but now they turn their faces and don't recognize people? Get him! The Medicine Immortal Dao Master shouted as he continued to move: Don't let him run away, you can't miss the opportunity to wait for a thousand years. Brother Monkey has finally started to implement his plan now, and I said: Brother Monkey, you can make us miserable, if only we started earlier, now it's good, it's hard to protect yourself, right? Brother Monkey didn't speak, evaded the capture of the Medicine Immortal Daoist, and then went up to the beam of the house, and then sat on it and laughed. I said, "Brother Monkey, are you serious?" Hurry down and save us, or you won't be able to handle the three of them alone!" Brother Monkey said: Idiot Senior Brother Sha, you wait first, even if Lao Sun can't save you now, my Lao Sun will also come to save you later. I said, "Brother Monkey, I'm afraid that when you come in later, we will already be eaten by them!" Brother Monkey said nerd, don't worry, Lao Sun will definitely not let them eat you.