Chapter 52: One Punch K.O
"Who are you? How are you standing here? ”
"I, s, sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm a member of the Los Angeles Defenders, I thought ......"
"The Los Angeles Defenders? Oh, it's our Lakers' lower waste team, right? , from today onwards you go to practice on the small court, this big stadium is for us to use. ”
"Bynum, what do you mean by that? Have I sinned against you? "Tang Qian heard Andrew. Bynum's words and tone of voice furrowed, he didn't have any good feelings for this idiot anyway.
"Huh? What if you offended me, what if you didn't offend me? What qualifications does an NBDL junior player have to ask why? "Andrew. Bynum was reprimanded by Kobe Bryant just now, and it happened that the anger in his heart was still unresolved, and when he caught Tang Qian at this time, how could he not be angry.
"Andrew. Bynum, it seems that you are not the boss of this team, what qualifications do you have to be so arrogant? ”
"I admit I just went to the wrong place, but I also apologize, what else do you want from me? Don't go too far. ”
Tang Qian suppressed his temperament, and saluted first and then soldiers.
“Ho? Look at your complexion, you're an Asian, you Asians are the underdogs in the basketball world, do I have any problems with you being arrogant? I'm telling you, what I just said was polite, and if I say it now, I'll let you climb out! Do you understand??? "Andrew. Bynum said arrogantly.
"Andrew. Bynum, apologize to me. Tang Qiandao.
"Apologize? Oh sorry I'm Andrew. Bynum never apologizes, especially to the yellow race! Hahahaha! ”
"An Zhu, I'll give you one last chance, apologize to me, and then I'll forgive you."
"Forgive me? Hahahaha~ Yellow race, did you forget to pretend to be a brain in your head? Why should I apologize to you? What qualifications do you have to accept my apology? ”
"It's really a stupid person with no IQ, it's not unreasonable to mess up so badly in the future." Tang Qian shook his head and suddenly said to himself.
Where to know that this Andrew. Bynum's ears are quite good, Tang Qian talked to himself, and he listened to it word for word. Suddenly, Andrew. Bynum was angry and said, "Yellow-skinned monkey, who fool you scold??? ”
"Of course it's scolding you, otherwise who's it?" Tang Qian spit out in a normal tone.
“slopehead! Do you have what it takes to say it again!! "Andrew. Bynum's eyes bulged.
"You're so thick-skinned, Bynum." Tang Qiandao.
“w,what?” Bynum wondered.
"Because ordinary normal people don't like to hear insulting words, right, but you want me to say it again, you're not thick-skinned, what are you?" Tang Qian looked at the lord and smiled slightly.
Andrew. Bynum didn't answer for a few seconds, and judging by his appearance, he should have chewed on the meaning of Tang Qian's words. Poor Tang Qian's words made his already insufficient brain cells even more barren. It took him a long time before he came back to his senses and scolded loudly: "Yellow-skinned monkey, you dare to scold me??? ”
"Scolding is scolding, what can you do with me?" Tang Qian's principle of being a man has always been to salute first and then soldier, after all, like Long Aotian and Ye Liangchen, he can't learn it if he wants to, so he can only laugh at himself for his limited qualifications. However, blindly giving in, that is not Tang Qian's temperament, his purpose is to deal with some people who are shameless, there is no need to show mercy at all.
Anyway, for this kind of person, the more affection you have, the more they will be greedy and greedy.
"Yellow-skinned monkey, what can I do with you? I can beat you up and go home to your mother! "Andrew. Bynum said with a fierce look on his face.
"Ouch, I'm so scared, then you come and give it a try, why don't I think you can't do it?" Tang Qian's tone was slightly ridiculous.
"Don't stop me, let me beat this yellow-skinned monkey to death!!" Andrew. Bynum yelled.
It's a pity that no one in the entire training ground gave him a response.
"Hehe, Bynum, it seems that your popularity is not very good." Tang Qian sneered.
“You.are.at!!!”
"You're dead, you know!!"
After being ridiculed by Tang Qian, Andrew. Bynum felt embarrassed, he was a little embarrassed, so he yelled directly at Tang Qian.
"It's funny, Bynum, do you eat with this mouth?" Tang Qian is not scared of Andrew at all. Bynum's, in his opinion, the owner of the knee injury has completely turned into an pig, and the athletic ability that he was once proud of has long disappeared, and now in addition to height and weight, if he really wants to fight, Tang Qian is a big winner.
"Shit yellow people, you're looking for your own death!! See that I don't beat you!! "Andrew. Bynum is not the kind of person with a lot of nerves, in the face of Tang Qian's verbal attack, he can't take advantage of it at all, in this case, the angry Bynum didn't say a word, and raised his fist at Tang Qian.
"With such a slow fist, you think you can hit me?" Tang Qian shrewdly dodged left and right, anyway, when it came to the speed of footsteps, the two were not on a parallel line at all.
"Damn, what are you running, yellow dog, stop if you have the ability to take me and punch me head-on!!" Seeing that several of his punches were easily dodged by Tang Qian, Andrew. Bynum said angrily.
"Oh, no, no, Bynum, don't look at you strong, if you really want to fight, I'm K.O you, just need one punch." Tang Qian easily dodged Bynum's fist.
"Fuck your stinking fart!!" Hearing Tang Qian's words, Andrew. Bynum's attack suddenly became fierce and three points sharper.
"Kobe, should we go up ......" Derek said. After Fisher saw this scene, he asked the Lakers' ace for advice.
"It's okay, you don't have to worry about it." Kobe Bryant looked at the Oriental man and said thoughtfully.
"Well, I see." See Kobe. Bryant had spoken, and he put his mind away and became a bystander wholeheartedly.
The scene became a little dramatic, and Tang Qian used his speed and agile footsteps to almost play Bynum. About ten minutes later, Bynum, who had swung his empty fists countless times, finally weakened a little, he looked at Tang Qian, who was still agile in his movements, and scolded angrily: "You damn yellow man, you don't have eggs under you. Eggs? You know how to hide, you kind of just stand still and don't move, and you will have a showdown with me! ”
Tang Qian looked at Andrew. Bynum's movements, secretly said in his heart, it's time.
Tang Qian's running just now was not meaningless, and he was not a fool, in the case of a huge difference in weight, it was inevitable that he would suffer a little from hand-to-hand combat with Bynum head-on. Although Tang Qian didn't think he would lose to the other party compared to pure strength, the weight difference of 40-50 pounds was a hand-to-hand combat drawback. The greater the weight, the more stable the chassis, in this case, even if his own strength is superior, it is possible to be killed by the opponent, in order to eliminate this one-tenth possibility, Tang Qian played a little cautious to ensure that he can easily defeat the opponent 100%.
"As you wish."
Tang Qian said a classic English sentence in a slightly oriental tone, and then took advantage of Bynum's punching power, took a big step, his waist sank, and a heavy punch slammed out.
Bynum saw Tang sneak out of the punch, and his heart was immediately bad, but because he had consumed too much physical strength just now, he was a little unable to do it this time.
Boom~
Bynum was slapped in front of the door, and when he landed, the former's head was stunned, and his body fell backwards uncontrollably.
"Really, really K.O with one punch Bynum......" Fisher looked at the scene in front of him, a little distracted.
"What a cunning Oriental boy." Kobe Bryant saw some clues, and said with interest: "Meta, do you see what's coming?" ”
"Of course." Ci Shiping looked like Lao Tzu was a master of fighting, touched the stubble on his chin and said: "First use speed and footsteps to consume Bynum's physical energy, and then look at the time, a fatal blow, tsk, this Oriental boy, has the talent to practice boxing, not bad, I like it." ”
"Haha, Mehta, it's a rare thing to win your favor on first impression. I remember back then, I almost got into a fight with you. Bryant smiled.
"What age is that? I really like this Oriental kid, because the punch he just made is quite my style! Ci Shiping said with a big grin.
"That's why you think he's good? oh~my~ Mehta, you're such a living violent~"
"Hey, hey, hey, thank you for the compliment, Kobe, you know I like boxing very much, if I hadn't played in the NBA, I might have really inherited my ancestral business and played professional boxing."
"Hehe, you're less stinky fart, let's go, let's go and see the injuries of the 'Future Star'." Bryant Road.
“OK。”
……
"Well, I'm a man of words, right?" Tang Qian looked at Bynum, who fell to the ground, clapped his hands and said.
"Hi, Dongfang boy, we meet again, although the way we meet is a bit unexpected."
A deep voice came into Tang Qian's ear.
“K,Kobe?” Hearing this voice, Tang Qian immediately turned around and said.
"That's right, you still remember me, which means that I still made a deep impression on you that night, right?"
"When, of course, thank you Mr. Black Mamba for guiding me that night, I was taught by Tang Qian." Seeing Kobe Bryant's appearance of still remembering himself, Tang Qian said with a little excitement.
"Oho ~ Kobe, does this kid still call you Mr. Black Mamba? Oriental people are just polite, it's really good. ”
"Kobe, do you know him?" Derek. As the chairman of the players' union, Fisher's ability to read words and emotions is much better than Ci Shiping.
"Yes, Derek, I know this kid, and I kind of have a friendship." Kobe Bryant didn't hesitate and replied directly.
"I see." Fisher is also very good at being a person, and after hearing Kobe's answer, he immediately turned his head and smiled at Tang Qian: "Hello, lie down, soup, hot, I'm sorry, your name is really a bit tongue-twisting." ”
"It's okay, Mr. Fisher, I still remember your 0.4-second lore!" Tang Qian saw that the "old fish" Fisher took the initiative to come over and shake hands with him, and said excitedly again.
"Hey, Oriental boy, you're close to Kobe Bryant and Derrick, have you forgotten me?" Ci Shiping said with a deliberately frightening expression at this time.
"Oh, yes, yes, Mr. Pease, you are good, your skills, I have always admired you very much, I think that even the god of basketball was broken two ribs by you, don't you know, after I saw the news in the newspaper, the drink can in my hand almost fell to the ground."
Tang Qian didn't notice it, Ci Shiping's face became darker and darker the more he listened, and finally Kobe couldn't help it, and said with a smile: "Meta, you are really a beast, even in the far east, your great name is unknown to no one!" Amazing, amazing! ”
"Don't, stop laughing!" Ci Shiping's face was dark, his eyes stared straight at Tang Qian, and said, "Hey, Dongfang boy, don't you know that I'm Meta. Wald. Uncle Pease, are there any other great achievements??? ”
Tang Qian saw that Ci Shiping's face was suddenly unkind, and he felt a "bald purr" in his heart, but fortunately his reaction was not slow, and he immediately changed his words: "Of course, of course I know something else, I was just joking." ”
"Then you say it and listen to it, if you dare to fool me, hum!"
Tang Qian could see that this big man was already on the verge of exploding, and if he didn't speak well, he might lead to a "bloody disaster". Ci Shiping's grandfather and father have both fought in professional boxing matches, and if they accidentally provoke each other, then they will end up......
A line of cold sweat crossed Tang Qian's back, and then he spoke: "DPOY in the 2003-2004 season, the best defensive team in the 2003-2004 season No. 1 team, and the best defensive team No. 1 team in the 2005-2006 season......"
"Aha~ Not bad, yes, since you kid knows my career honor, you can just say it from the beginning, why are you talking about those useless things, right?" Ci Shiping heard that Tang Qian really said a lot, and his face immediately turned cloudy.
Just after Tang Qian entered the mode of "chasing stars" and "fans", he roared angrily and decisively dragged him out of this mode, saying, "Yellow-skinned monkey, I'm going to kill you!! ”
"You guy, do you still want to be beaten?" Tang Qian's face sank, and he looked at Bynum who stood up again.
"Bastard, I'm going to kill you!!" Andrew. Bynum seemed to be a little crazy, and after yelling, he rushed in the direction of Tang Qian with a fist.
"Alright, go over and stop him, don't let him continue to go crazy." Bryant. Bryant glanced at Bynum, and his voice was not salty or light.
"Bryant, why are you letting people stop me??? Am I your teammate, or is he ??? "I'm so angry that I can't do it, Andrew. Bynum struggled as he snarled brainlessly.
“shut.up!!! Shut up, Bynum!! ”
In front of outsiders, being roared like this by Bynum, Kobe. Bryant's face was not good-looking.
"Bryant, you're really not human! I've been with you for so many years, and instead of helping me, you're helping a yellow person, and you don't deserve to have the same skin color as me!! In a state of anger, Bynum has already been a little "speechless".
The problem of skin color is definitely one of the taboo issues in the United States, Bynum's words, Huo Ran made Kobe Bryant's expression awe, and his voice was cold: "Andrew. Bynum, I think you've been over-inflated lately, no wonder Karim and I complained that day that you weren't taking him seriously lately, and that you were such a mentally crippled idiot! Do you know who Karim is? Who on the Lakers team doesn't admire him when they see him, and you dare to look down on him? What a complete idiot! I don't think you need to participate in the opening game, I'll discuss it with the management. ”
Karim? Karim? I'm going, I'm going, is it Karim. Abdul. Jabbar ???
I used to hear that Andrew. Bynum is a disciple of Tiangou, but I didn't expect this to be true......
Ahh
I'm so envious~
It would be nice if the person who was trained by Tiangou was me~
The luck of this poor master, why is it so good~
Tang Qian unconsciously, to Andrew. Bynum looked at him with a look of envy and jealousy.
"Bryant!! How can you do that??? You're suppressing me!! You're nakedly suppressing me!! Are you afraid that I will grow up to replace you!! Are you afraid that I will grow up to replace you!! "Andrew. After hearing Kobe's words, Bynum became more and more open-mouthed.
“what???” Kobe Bryant seemed to have heard some funny joke, and the corners of his mouth twitched disdainfully, and said, "I'm afraid of you??? ”
"Andrew. Bynum, are you crazy? ”
"Ever since I started playing basketball, I've never been afraid of anyone, not even Michael, who can't make me bow my head! What are you? Someone who can't even compare to half a toe of Shaq dares to shout at me??? Is your head full of stuffed shit??? Idiot thing!! ”
"Bryant, don't be too arrogant, I'm younger than you, I'm only twenty-four or five years old, and you, you're like a classic car about to be scrapped, no comparison with me!! I'm going to squeeze you out as you did when you squeezed O'Neill!! You wait for me!! An Zhu continued to speak loudly.
“all.right,all.right,all.right! As long as you have the ability to squeeze me out, I will accompany you at any time! But now, I can tell you for sure that you won't have to play the first three games! ”
"Why? Bryant, do you think you're the head coach? Do you think you're the owner of the team??? ”
"Just because I'm called Kobe. Bryant, and this is my team, so I have the right to do it! ”
"Alright, Steve, Troy, Luke, you guys take him out, I don't want to see this face again these days!"
"But Bryant, the head coach's side ......"
"Don't worry, I'll make it clear."
"Okay, we got it."
After getting Kobe's assurance, the three Lakers substitutes, without saying a word, stood up with the scolding Andrew. Bynum walked outside the arena.
"It turns out that it is not easy to be the boss of a team." Tang Qian looked at Andrew. Bynum disappeared into the training ground, and suddenly sighed with emotion.
"Haha, I took so much money from the team, I always have to do something for the team, don't I?" After Bryant saw Bynum leave, his mood changed slightly and he joked.
"By the way, soup, hot, you're from the East, I have something I want to ask you." Kobe Bryant broke away from the others and pulled Tang Qian alone.
"Ah, ask, ask me?" Tang Qian was a little stunned.
"Well, aren't you Orientals the best at weighing? I want to ask you, what would you do if a friend was treated unfairly? Bryant asked.
"Unfair treatment? Friend? Tang Qian thought for a moment, and then said, "If this person is my special best friend, then I must seek justice for him." ”
"Even if it's going to offend someone you might not be able to afford to offend?" Bryant continued.
"Well, I think so, Mr. Mamba, if he is really my very important friend, even if it will offend people, I will not hesitate." Tang Qian replied.
"Well, I see, you gave me a good suggestion." Bryant. Bryant smiled suddenly.
PS: Ci Shiping's father and grandfather have both played professional boxing matches, which is not something Xiaozi said blindly~ There is also the 2011-2012 Lakers opener, Andrew. Bynum did not participate, this is also true~ Finally, thank you again for the tips of Hehaya, Purr God, Face Face 1428, Feixue White and White Book Friends, Xiao Zi will work harder ~ Today is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, everyone for the sake of Xiao Zi is still updating the code word, lose some recommended tickets and collections, thank you ~~~ Huhu~