No more catastrophe

Brother Monkey went down, and I proposed to Senior Brother Sha that the nail rake and the crescent shovel should be placed horizontally at the entrance of the cave in the shape of a cross, once a monster comes out, it will inevitably encounter our weapons, so that we can lie down and rest by the cave, and it will not be too late to fight when they come out.

Senior Brother Sha said it was a good idea.

I couldn't help but be complacent that I had come up with such a way to get the best of both worlds.

I forgot to introduce, but the place where this youkai lives is very special. The holes of other monsters are generally flat in, but the holes of this monsters are ingenious, and they are stunned to go down, and they have been dozens of feet deep. I think about it, the reason why those monsters were easily subdued by Brother Monkey before was largely because the residence was not well designed. For example, this monster this time, people are called innovative, but they just hit the hole vertically.

The spirit of innovation proved to be very valuable, because we couldn't come up with a good solution to this environmental problem with a lot of effort. I would like to warn those monsters who want to eat Master's meat and my old pork that they must have an innovative spirit and must design a novel pattern for their nest; If, like the previous monsters, the cave is the same, then I can tell you the truth: Brother Monkey will mercilessly and easily break in and rescue us. So, in order to survive, you have to learn to innovate!

Not good! My mouth is too fast, and I say all the words that have hit the bottom at once! I hope the monsters are illiterate!

I sat with Brother Sha at the entrance of the cave and chatted, and I asked him what he was going to do after taking the scriptures, and he said that he wanted to do business. This coincides with my old pig's thoughts! So I asked him what kind of business he wanted to do, and he said that it was a trade secret and should not be disclosed casually. I didn't expect Senior Brother Sha's city government to be quite deep, why hadn't I seen it before? It seems that Senior Brother Sha really has some talent for doing business!

He then asked me what I wanted to do, and I said that I didn't know if he would assign us a job when he came back.

Senior Brother Sha "cut" and said what age it is, and it is also distributed, and now the market economy is popular, and the Bodhisattvas still have to compete for posts! But it's true that there is a bonus when you come back from the experience......

was chatting, and when I heard Brother Monkey calling, I knew that it was him who came up, so we hurriedly ran over.

Brother Monkey is alone, and he said that the master is drinking the wine below. Dare you to come up after drinking? Master is not coming back? Do we still want to go to the west to learn the scriptures? Brother Monkey glanced at me with disdain, as if to say: I didn't expect your knowledge to be as long as your hair! After that, it went down again.

I guess Brother Monkey is coming up to breathe, just like he needs to take a few deep breaths after staying underwater for a long time under the water.

As soon as Brother Monkey left, we began to discuss what happened after learning the scriptures again.

To be honest, I have always wanted to have a safe and stable job, just like I used to be Marshal Tianpeng, I feel that a stable environment is more important than anything else. Nowadays, there is no way to get a stable civil service position, so you can only think about developing yourself outside! I just don't know which line to do. Brother Monkey hasn't come out yet, but a monster flew up with the master on his back. Not to mention, this monster is still quite punctual.

I ask Master, what about Brother Monkey? Before the master could reply, he heard the monster say, "Your monkey brother is playing in our belly."

As the saying goes, "one hand pays the money and the other hand delivers", Brother Monkey used this method to force the monster to carry the master up.

People probably hate being calculated by others, especially by using indiscriminate means. Although Brother Monkey's move can't be said to be the lower three indiscriminate, at least it can be called the lower two indiscriminate, anyway, it's not very bright, compared to those fights with open guns.

It is estimated that the monster was in the same mood at that time, and he was very unwilling, so he made a plan to get rid of the golden cicada and kidnapped the master again.

Master is really hard, I really can't imagine what Tang Sanzang would be like now without the help of a few of us. I thought, if that's the case, the child born after reincarnation should be not small. I heard that the master used to be a disciple of the Buddha, but because he refused to practice meditation with his heart, he was punished by the fact that he had to go through the ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties on the way to the west to learn the scriptures.

Like the previous time, Brother Monkey went down to find the master, and I answered with Senior Brother Sha on it. The monster has learned well, and Brother Monkey can't find it no matter how he looks for it. It must have moved, I said.

However, the speed at which he moved was really fast, and he didn't know which moving company he hired.

The monster was not found, but Brother Monkey found a few spirit tablets, one that read "Father Tota Li Tianwang" and the other that read "Brother Nezha Third Prince". Brother Monkey said in the tone of a detective that this is an important clue and should be able to solve the case.

To be honest, I don't really care about Master's life or death, at least compared to Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha. What I think about the most is the about myself. I feel that I am a person without lofty ideals, without the mind of the master to save all beings in the world, nor is he loyal to the master like Brother Monkey, nor is he like Brother Sha to follow the rules, all I ask is to be able to eat three meals a day, to be able to do what I like, and I hope that when doing things, it will be smooth sailing; Of course, it would be nice to make a windfall.

If you can still have beautiful MM to watch every day, it will be the icing on the cake.

I digress again.

The reason why I want to say so much is because I want to explain my true thoughts clearly, and I don't want others to misunderstand that I am a ruthless and unrighteous pig's head.

Pigs are also dignified, although I hate my own background very much.

Brother Monkey didn't know what means he used, so he invited all the heavenly soldiers and generals, and also invited Li Tianwang and the third prince of Nezha.

If so many big people can't be dispatched, then the Jade Emperor really has no face.

Luckily, it was done.

The monster is really the daughter of King Li, but it is not his own, but a righteous daughter. According to their generations, Li Tianwang and Master should be the same generation, if that monster really became a relative to Master and gave birth to a boy and half a girl, what should the child be called Li Tianwang? What should I call Nezha? What does Li Tianwang call Master? What does Nezha call Master? These are very serious problems. Just like Uncle Benshan's rooster lays eggs, what do those little hens who used to be good with him call him? What do you call a chick that hatches from an egg laid by a hen? And what do his brothers and sisters call him?

Fortunately, none of this happened, so I didn't have to think a lot about it.

Master's body as a boy was finally saved, and he could continue to go to the west to learn scriptures.

In Master's view, this is a very celebrating.