Chapter 596: Picking Up a Handsome Guy

It's another day in the blink of an eye.

Seeing that noon was approaching, Da Hei put down the thick "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", moved his body, and prepared to go out hunting.

Recently, the hares and pheasants around it have been almost caught, so it has to go farther to find enough food.

But it wasn't very worried, yesterday it seemed to smell wild boars, and if it couldn't find a hare or pheasant, it could catch a boar or two.

If it hadn't been too much trouble cleaning up, it might have done it yesterday.

Not long after Da Hei left, a thin figure slowly walked down the mountain, it was Han Meimei, who had gone to Wu Jun to buy a peace charm a few days ago.

She was dressed in a very simple dress, wearing a small hat, carrying a slender bamboo pole on her shoulder, and holding a selfie stick in her hand.

He shot at the water below from a distance for a while, and then smiled indifferently at his phone: "Is it beautiful here?"

"I heard that after the beginning of spring, the cold-water fish here have started to move out again, so today I took advantage of the good weather to see if I could catch a fish. “

"Hey, no, there's already someone fishing down there?"

"It's a person wearing white fur, it's too strange, actually wearing fur to fish," Han Meimei quietly stuck out her tongue and said a little playfully, "It's just fishing in fur, shouldn't it be very convenient?"

"Let's go and see, it looks like the fish are good today, maybe I can catch several!

Han Meimei couldn't help but speed up her pace as she spoke, quickly came behind Jasmine, and then said with a smile: "Hello!"

Jasmine has been concentrating on fishing and has long forgotten everything around her.

In this deserted place, there is still Da Hei as a bodyguard, what else does it need to be wary of?

As a result, he suddenly heard someone talking behind him, and he was startled and turned his head suddenly.

When Han Meimei came down just now, she thought about what kind of person this might be, maybe it was a middle-aged uncle, or an older person.

But the moment Jasmine's head turned, her heart almost popped out.

This...... Is this a youkai?!

Although she didn't believe in demons and monsters, in this barren mountain and wilderness, she suddenly saw a dog's head, still sitting by the water to fish, this scene was too weird and terrifying!

In an instant, more than a dozen thoughts flashed through her mind.

Dog Demon, Roaring Dog...... Grandmother Wolf?

But either way, it wasn't something she could deal with right now.

Help me!

"Ahh

Han Meimei only had time to scream, and suddenly involuntarily her eyes went black and fainted.

Jasmine innocently looked at Han Meimei who fell to the ground, and said in her heart, why are you again?

This king just glanced back, and he fainted directly, and he didn't touch porcelain like this, right?

What about trust between humans and dogs?

Now what?

Jasmine looked left and right and found that Da Hei was not there, and the owner was still sleeping as always, and it seemed that he was not ready to wake up for the time being.

Finally, it looked at Han Meimei, who was lying on the ground, and suddenly had an idea.

Anyway, I'm already dizzy, and it's definitely not okay to throw it on the ground like this, the human body is too fragile, and if it's not good, you'll catch a cold.

So she had to be thrown into the tent to sleep for a while, and as for what to do, I would decide when the big black came back, anyway, it was worried about lunch all this time.

Of course, I don't want to make her lunch, but whether or not to give her food.

So it carried Han Meimei to the big black tent, and after thinking about it, it felt inappropriate, in case this girl woke up and found that she was sleeping on the bed of a real single dog, would she be very angry?

Let's put her next to the master, at least they are of the same kind, they may have more of a common language, and it is warm for the two of them to huddle together.

So Jasmine carried Han Meimei to Wu Jundu's tent, and didn't forget to cover it with a blanket.

After doing all this, Jasmine let out a long sigh of relief, patted her paws, and went back fishing.

......

If Wu Jun could move at this time, he would probably have kicked Jasmine into the water to take a bath.

How on earth does this guy's head grow, and he doesn't care about his master's innocence at all? Can he just pick up someone and send it to bed?

If this girl wakes up later, how can he tell clearly?

He probably doesn't need to make it clear, because now he can't even move his mouth.

But it's not important, the important thing is that Jasmine actually covered them with a blanket, in fact, it doesn't matter, I didn't take off my clothes anyway, the important thing is to cover it well, you cover your head and expose your four feet.

Fortunately, this is in the barren mountains and mountains, if it is placed in a crowded place, it may be pulled and burned.

When will this pit owner's second cargo start to grow dim sum eyes?

Now I can only hope that I wake up and move before Han Meimei, otherwise I may have some misunderstanding.

It's okay to be treated as a hooligan, it's a big deal to take a few cuts off his grandchildren's feet, and it doesn't matter if he is stoned, anyway, his physical fitness is great now, and his whole body is hard.

Even if you stab him a few times with a knife, it doesn't matter.

I'm afraid that this girl will see that he is handsome, and she will want to make a promise with this excuse and reason...... That's not going to be easy!

In ancient times, girls were going to marry their sons when they saw their arms or something, and they were already covered under a blanket, which is too much than looking at their arms or something, right?

Ahem, this is a bit far away, and now Wu Jun is more curious, what is this girl doing alone in this barren mountain and wilderness?

Could it really be as Luo Bin said, she is actually a fairy who lives on this mountain?

That's not right, when a fairy encounters a monster like Jasmine, it must be a thunderbolt that slashes down, scorching it on the outside and tender on the inside.

It's not like an anchor, there is no mobile phone signal here, and a little girl, how could she go to such a remote place to broadcast live alone, even if there is, there should be a team.

Just as she was thinking like this, Han Meimei beside her suddenly moved, and Wu Jun released the Heavenly Master's energy to perceive the past, only to see the girl's long eyelashes tremble slightly, and her eyes woke up as soon as she opened her eyes.

She sat up from the air cushion suddenly, looked left and right in panic, and saw Wu Jun sleeping next to her for the last time.

"Is that you?" Han Meimei clutched her chest violently, her eyes widened in disbelief, "How could it be you?"

Wu Jun could only smile awkwardly, after some effort just now, he was now able to open his eyes and speak.

"It's me, what a coincidence. ”

"This ...... It's a coincidence, but why are you here?"

"Would you believe me if I said I was kidnapped by a dog?"

Han Meimei nodded fiercely, pointed to the outside of the tent, and asked mysteriously, "Is it the dog outside?"

Wu Jun: ...... Girl, you're too easy to deceive, aren't you?

"Let's not talk about this yet," Wu Jun asked, "What are you doing in this mountain as a girl?"

"Oh, actually, I live in this mountain," Han Meimei said, "it's up there, very close." ”

Live here?

"Actually, I'm not an aborigine," Han Meimei said, "I only came here half a year ago." ”

"Then what are you doing here?" Wu Jun asked, "I can't find a job here, can you?"

"Shoot short videos," Han Meimei said with a smile, "It's very popular now, don't you know?

Of course Wu Jun knows about short videos, although he doesn't watch them, but now a certain sound is very popular, so popular that even he, a person who basically doesn't use a mobile phone, knows it.

"Is it profitable?"

"I haven't made much money yet, and I don't have much popularity," Han Meimei smiled awkwardly, "but I think I can stick with it, and I like living here."

"Every day was so quiet, you didn't have to think about anything...... No, no, aren't we going to talk about it too far? What the hell is that big dog out there? Is it really a legendary monster?"

Han Meimei suddenly remembered her current situation again, and asked worriedly.

"It's nothing," Wu Jun said with a smile, "Just kidding you just now, that dog outside is an ordinary dog, I raised, in fact, you have seen it last time you came to my house."

"If I have to say it's a little different, it's just that he's a little bigger and can fish. ”

"Really?"

"Then can there be a fake?" Wu Jun called outside, "Jasmine, come here!"

After a while, Jasmine slowly swallowed and walked over.

"Shake hands!"

Jasmine stretched out a paw and shook hands with Han Meimei.

"Roll in. ”

Jasmine rolled again with great reluctance.

"Alright, you go play. Wu Jun sent Jasmine away, "Look, it's as simple as that, there are no demons or monsters. ”

"Is that really like this?" Han Meimei still looked a little unconvinced, and always felt that things should be a little more complicated than what she saw now.

Or maybe she wants it a little more complicated.

"Then what else do you want?" Wu Jun couldn't help laughing, "Do you really think there are any demons and monsters in this world?"

"This ......" Han Meimei showed a slightly disappointed look, "Actually, I still hope to have it, then I can shoot a better video." ”

Wu Jun: ...... If there is, you can only be the one who was filmed!

"Then ...... you" Han Meimei suddenly remembered something, a large flush instantly appeared on her face, and she pointed to the blanket on her body and asked, "What are we...... What's going on?"

"I'm fine, I just can't move right now. Wu Jun said casually.

At this time, even if you can move, you can't move, otherwise some things will not be clear.

"Why?"

"Because ......" Wu Jun's mind was spinning, and this reason was not easy to think of, "because yesterday I ...... I ate a mushroom, yes, I should have eaten a poisonous mushroom, so I can't move for the time being. ”

Han Meimei nodded suddenly in realization: "No wonder." ”

Wu Jun only felt that this girl was really too easy to deceive, and she would actually believe such a ridiculous reason if she made it up?

It's just that she inadvertently showed a hint of loss, what does it mean?

"By the way, you helped me so much last time, I don't know what your name is. ”

"Didn't you say it last time, my name is Wu Jun. ”

"Hehe, you're still kidding. ”

Wu Jun: "...... I really don't. ”

"Are you really a master?"

"Do you think if I weren't for Wu Jun, the old man who guarded the door, would really sell you the peace charm?"

Han Meimei tilted her head and thought about it: "But I still don't think it's quite like it, I think the master should be more ...... It's just a little more mature. ”

Wu Jun said in his heart what is the use of ripeness, it is not a tomato, nor a cucumber, and it cannot be eaten when it is ripe.

"That's it, master," it took three seconds for Han Meimei to believe Wu Jun's identity, "I rented a private house on the mountain, not far from it, and there is a small village with more than a dozen families.

"If you don't dislike it, go to me and recuperate. You live in this damp tent, and there is no one to cook for you, you can't even drink water, and it's cold at night.

"And I have a mobile phone signal there, which is intermittent, but it's enough for you to contact family and friends. “

Wu Jun thought for a while and said, "This is not convenient, after all, we are different from men and women." “

"The way we are now...... Han Meimei's face flushed, "Besides, I can trust the master." ”

Wu Junxin said in his heart is not a question of whether you believe me or not, but I can't believe you a little!

But it's a bit annoying to lie here for a few days, and he thinks it's better to go somewhere else.

He also wanted to see what kind of mountain people could live here.

"Alright then, I'll bother you. ”

Just as she was about to ask Jasmine to carry him up the mountain, Han Meimei fumbled to find her mobile phone and said, "There is one more thing, master, don't move first, let's pose for a picture, okay?"

Wu Jun: ...... What to pose for?

"That's it, I came to fish, and then I found you with food poisoning. Of course we have to pretend that we don't know, you have to be weak, and then you ask me for help, and I'll take you back to recuperate, do you think that's okay?"

Wu Jun didn't matter, but he still felt that it would be a pity to cut the sleeping scene just now?

"If that's okay, let's get started. ”

With Han Meimei's video of more than half an hour, Wu Jun felt that although this girl was not very suitable for being a screenwriter, she had the potential to be a director, and every picture and shot should strive to be perfect and natural.

After her video was filmed, Wu Jun was also quickly regaining control of his body, and his hands and arms were already able to move.

However, to climb such a steep mountain, it is absolutely not enough to rely on two hands, and he does not want to climb it yet. Just as he was about to ask Jasmine to carry him up, he heard Han Meimei say, "Master, I'll carry you up." ”

"You...... Can it work?"

"I don't think you weigh much, it's just more than a hundred pounds, and I can still carry it easily. ”

Before Wu Jun could react, Han Meimei grabbed his arm, dragged him up from the ground, carried him on his back lightly, and strode towards the mountain.

Wu Jun was slightly surprised, how could he have one hundred and twenty or thirty pounds.

The girl carried him up the hill on her back, and she looked quite relaxed and really capable.