Metamorphosis - Many Disasters (70a)

That day, we walked to a market town, and I couldn't help but be excited by the crowd of people coming and going, so I recited a poem on the spot: Ah! You don't see the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning! Brother Monkey said: What nerves do you have idiot? Where is the Yellow River? I said, Brother Monkey, as long as you look closely, you will find that these people are actually like the water in the Yellow River. Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, although it is very vivid, it is better not to say it, after all, there are some people here who are not highly educated, maybe people will treat you as a psychopath! I felt that Senior Brother Sha was reasonable, so in the end, I kept silent.

Brother Monkey said that we have to find a hotel to stay for one night, and then leave tomorrow morning. Although it was still early, we had walked the mountain road for several days in a row, and we had not slept properly in the middle, so we decided to rest and rest first, and then move forward in one go. I said, Brother Monkey, why haven't we even seen a shadow of a mysterious space after we have been walking for so long? Brother Monkey said nonsense that if you see the shadow of the mysterious space, it will be the end, and there can be so many people? Senior Brother Sha said yes, Second Senior Brother, it is estimated that it will not be far away, didn't we go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures back then, didn't we experience nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties? In my opinion, this time we probably will experience no less than that one.

After Senior Brother Sha finished speaking, I folded my hands and counted: one, two, three, four...... Brother Monkey said: What are you doing stupidly? I said that the old pig calculates how many tribulations we have experienced along the way so far. Brother Monkey said: Cut! Count slowly, we're going to eat. After finishing speaking, Brother Monkey left with the grinning Senior Brother Sha. Worst! I forgot to count when I talked to Brother Monkey, and I was going to do it again, but then I thought that Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were already eating, and even if I could list them all clearly, it would not help us at all for our itinerary, so I immediately decided not to count, or to eat. So I went over to eat.

Because it was still early, in order to relieve our nervous nerves along the way, Brother Monkey proposed for the first time that we go to the street to take a walk and see what we wanted. I decided that Brother Monkey is really great, and I said Brother Monkey, you are really the image spokesperson of democracy. Brother Monkey said that if you are a nerd, you will be less sycophant, let's go quickly, don't forget to wear a hat when you go out, you can't scare people. I said of course, and then I took the three of us hats out of our backpacks. After that, the three of us went out in a grand way, watching the girl, the beauty, and the little daughter-in-law along the way.

Senior Brother Sha said: Second Senior Brother, we are only three of us, and we can't use the word mighty. If I say that three people are in a crowd, that's already a lot. Senior Brother Sha didn't argue with me anymore, just smiled, and then walked to Brother Monkey's side. As we walked, a blind fortune teller appeared in front of Brother Monkey blocking our way, and just as Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha were about to go around, they didn't expect the blind man to stop them accurately.

When I walked up, Brother Monkey was telling him: Brother, please let me go, let's go over! I wondered, how could this blind man know the movements of Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha? After Brother Monkey finished speaking, he only heard the blind man smile and said: Sir, it seems that your accent is from outsider. Brother Monkey smiled and said: That's it! The blind man said, "Sir, something is wrong, you have a bloody disaster!" Oh! Brother Monkey muttered, and then smiled and said: Old man, we don't believe in this, you better go and do business with others! We've got to go. After saying that, Brother Monkey walked around the blind man again. I followed and looked back at the blind fortune teller, and I said to Brother Monkey, "Brother Monkey, let's stop and listen to what he has to say." Brother Monkey said that you have to listen to yourself, as long as you have money to give him! It's obviously a businessman. May I ask if one of you is surnamed Sun? As soon as Brother Monkey finished speaking, the blind fortune teller not far behind him turned around and asked again. Oh! Brother Monkey stood still, thought for a while, and then turned to the blind man and said, "How do you know?" The blind man laughed and said, "I am a foolish half-immortal of an unknown prophet, how can I not know this little thing?" After saying that, the confused half-immortal groped his way to the back of the stall in the corner of the wall, and ignored us.

In this way, Brother Monkey seemed interested, and Brother Monkey walked forward and asked: Old man, tell me, how did you know that there is a person surnamed Sun among us? The confused half-immortal smiled and said: Do you believe me or not? Brother Monkey said: You say it first, Lao Sun will naturally know the truth and falsehood. The confused half-immortal said: That's good! Give me your hand, and I will know your name. Seriously? The three of us all looked at each other for a moment. The confused half-immortal said: If you don't believe it, try it.

Brother Monkey thought for a while, and finally stretched out his hand. The confused half-immortal touched Brother Monkey's pulse, muttered a few words in his mouth, and then suddenly raised his head and said: You are the one surnamed Sun! The confused half-immortal seemed very sure when he said this. Yes! I and Senior Brother Sha shouted, how do you know? The confused half-immortal said: This is a confidential matter, and I can't tell you. Brother Monkey looked very surprised and said: Old man, you are really good, mix well, you are very rich. The confused half-immortal smiled and said, "I can not only know you, but also your companion's surname."

I wanted to try it as soon as I heard the confused half-immortal say this, and Brother Monkey said that you should let the old man take a look. But; Brother Monkey then turned to the confused half-immortal and said: Lao Sun has to tell you in advance, we don't have any money for you! The confused half-immortal laughed and said: If you don't have money, you don't care, just treat it as a play and polish the time. Brother Monkey said that's good! After that, Brother Monkey pushed Senior Brother Sha forward and said that he would also take a look.

The confused half-immortal touched my pulse with his cold hand, thought for a while and said: Your surname is pig! In this way, I have to admire the confused half-immortal, I said: Old man, you should change your signboard to a confused fairy! I stood up and said to Senior Brother Sha: Come, you can try it and see if the old man can guess your name. Senior Brother Sha really sat down on the stool. The confused half-immortal touched Senior Brother Sha's pulse and thought for a while and said, "Are you surnamed Sha?" Senior Brother Sha said with a shocked face: Senior brother and second senior brother, the old man is really powerful! Just when Senior Brother Sha was about to stand up, the confused half-immortal suddenly spoke again, and he said: Wait! Then he pulled Senior Brother Sha back. Senior Brother Sha asked: What's wrong? The confused half-immortal smiled and said: "The relationship between the three of you is a senior brother? Oh, yes! Senior Brother Sha replied truthfully.

I thought that this old man was really godly, and he even knew this! The confused half-immortal then asked: Are you the youngest of the three brothers? Senior Brother Sha was stunned for a moment and said: Yes! The confused half-immortal laughed, and then actually opened his eyes!! You......??? Senior Brother Sha was taken aback, and Brother Monkey and I couldn't help but be stunned. You...... How can you open your eyes? Finally, it was Senior Brother Sha who spoke first.

Hahahaha, the confused half-immortal laughed a few times and said: You are the few Vajra incorruptible bodies that came from Lingshan and are about to go to the end of the mysterious space? Seeing the foolish half-immortal smiling sinisterly, and also asked this question, and then connected to the fact that he was clear about us just now, we immediately became alert. Brother Monkey asked: Who are you? The confused half-immortal said: You'll know later. Senior Brother Sha also reacted, and hurriedly tried to withdraw the hand that was grabbed by the confused half-immortal, but the strange thing was that no matter how hard Senior Brother Sha tried, he couldn't pull out half a point.

We almost know the identity of the foolish half-immortal now, and he must want to eat our meat. Could it be that you are a Taoist priest? I asked. Brother Monkey was ready to do it, but I grabbed Brother Monkey and motioned to wait until I figured things out. The confused half-immortal took off the hat on his head at this time and said: "The matter has come to this point, then I will no longer hide it, I am indeed a Taoist priest who cultivates, some time ago I heard that you are going to pass through here, and I heard that eating your meat can increase your cultivation, so I decided to dare to try. Brother Monkey smiled and said: There are a lot of people who want to eat our meat, then it depends on whether you have that ability!

After finishing speaking, Brother Monkey stepped forward and grabbed Senior Brother Sha's arm, intending to pull him back. Just as I was about to step forward to help, I suddenly heard Senior Brother Sha shouting "Ah"! Then I saw Senior Brother Sha's face showing a painful look at first, and then I saw Senior Brother Sha squatting down. The confused half-immortal was still holding Senior Brother Sha's wrist, but Brother Monkey had already let go at this time; Brother Monkey squatted down and asked, "What's wrong with you, Senior Brother Sha?" Senior Brother Sha said: I feel terrible pain all over my body, as if my whole body is falling apart! Then Senior Brother Sha began to get up again.

Ha ha! The confused half-immortal smiled proudly and said: He has now been controlled by my unique Yang Finger The acupuncture points of the whole body can only be unlocked by me, if you still want him to continue to live for two days, then I advise you not to move casually, otherwise I will not be polite! After finishing speaking, the confused Taoist Dao Chang exerted his strength on his hand, only to hear Senior Brother Sha scream "oops" again. Senior Brother Sha!

I was about to go up and take a look, but I was stopped by the confused Taoist, so we really didn't dare to move. The confused Taoist said: I heard that you are excellent in martial arts, and I just want to try it; In this way, you will go to the Taoist temple in the back mountain to find me within two days, and then we will compete in it, and if you win, we will let you go unconditionally. What if you lose? I asked. The confused Taoist chief glanced at it hatefully and said: Then it's time to talk about it. After finishing speaking, the confused Taoist chief was about to turn around and leave. Wait! Brother Monkey stopped him. What's up? The confused Taoist priest turned around and asked. Brother Monkey took two steps forward and said: Before we go, if you dare to touch a single hair of my Senior Brother Sha, Lao Sun will definitely compensate you tenfold! The confused Taoist chief smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't eat him until I catch you, otherwise you will still come?"

Just as the confused Taoist chief turned around, I rushed forward with an arrow, intending to make a surprise attack. But just when I was only one step away from the confused Taoist, he suddenly turned around, and the confused Taoist stared at me and said: Don't forget that this is the street! I looked back and saw that there were a lot of people watching. Brother Monkey said: Don't worry, nerd, we still have time to rescue Senior Brother Sha, go back and think of a way first. Seeing that we had turned around, the Confused Daoist also carried Senior Brother Sha and disappeared into the street from a small alley.

After going back, Brother Monkey sighed and said that he really shouldn't go out and walk around, otherwise this kind of thing wouldn't have happened. I said Brother Monkey, where are you talking about, you listen to the confused Dao Chief's tone, it is obvious that he has been ready for a long time, even if we don't go out, then he will still come to the door. Brother Monkey thought about it, and then asked me to go down with him and ask the owner of the hotel.

We didn't dare to tell him about the Taoist priest's cannibalism, but we just said that we wanted to visit the Taoist temple and ask him if he knew about some Taoist priests in the Taoist temple. The innkeeper thought for a while and said: I don't know much about those people, but I often see Taoist priests passing by the door, buying some daily necessities in the roadside shops by the way, and it seems that there are a few Taoist priests telling fortunes on this street; As for the rest, I don't know. Later, we inquired about the location of the Taoist temple, and the boss said that this is easy to find, as long as you go up to the top of the mountain and look down, you can see the Taoist temple.

After thanking the boss, Brother Monkey and I went back to the room to rest, Brother Monkey said to rest first, as long as Senior Brother Sha is fine, understand and then go, otherwise the mental state is not good, but it will be a mistake. I agree with Brother Monkey's statement, thinking that "sharpening knives is not a mistake for woodcutters", "I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry", and some things can only be done slowly.

After breakfast the next day, we walked all the way according to what the boss said, and when we reached the top of the mountain, we saw the edges and corners of some houses faintly exposed among the bushes, and I trotted down with Brother Monkey, and when we got there, we found that it was just an ordinary house, and the owner heard that we were looking for a Taoist priest, and said: The Taoist priest is not here, and you have to go forward, and you can see it if you keep walking. It turns out that the wrong object has been wrong! If you go further, you will see the Taoist temple, this time it is definitely right, the Taoist temple of the kind of high eaves of the old pig is killed and recognized. Brother Monkey said: Idiot, you went to see it earlier. So I had no choice but to walk lightly.

Brother Monkey said, nerd, don't be so exaggerated, okay? It's still far away! Hurry up! Oh! I immediately straightened up again and walked forward with my head held high. Brother Monkey slowly followed behind, as if a boss was calling his younger brother to spy on intelligence, while he himself was watching the battle from behind, very general-like. When I arrived outside the temple wall, I could only hear the sound of talking inside, but I couldn't see even a single figure.

I'll report this to Brother Monkey when I go back. Brother Monkey thought about it, analyzed it with his head and said: Let's go! Let's go in and have a look. Brain analysis? Could it be that you are a nerd, you still have a mouth to analyze? Brother Monkey complained about my inappropriate wording as he walked, so I had to change it again. Brother Monkey walked to the gate and looked at it, and then he didn't dodge like I did before, but seemed to be justified and shouted there: Stinky Taoist! All for your grandpa! Otherwise, I'll be killed! After Brother Monkey's shouting, Taoist priests really came out one after another.

Who's shouting? A majestic voice sounded, and then I saw the confused Taoist chief walk out. Seeing that there were still Taoist priests coming out of the house, I said: Brother Monkey, if you are called to come out, it would be good to ask them to come out a few, if there are too many, we may not be able to deal with it! Brother Monkey said: This is called knowing oneself and knowing that the other side has won all battles, and Lao Sun just wants to see how many of them there are! Be mentally prepared! I agree with Brother Monkey's statement, so I look at the front with the same dignity as Brother Monkey.

It turned out to be you! The confused Taoist smiled sinisterly as he walked towards us. We walked into the courtyard, and now we can see clearly that there are dozens of Taoist priests standing densely in the courtyard, all of whom are looking at us with vicious eyes. What about my brother? Brother Monkey said straight to the point. The confused Taoist said: You don't have to worry about this, he is very good now, so you should worry about yourself! Brother Monkey smiled and said: Old man, you have such a big breath, you actually care about us; It seems that my grandson won't give you some color today, see if you don't know how powerful my grandson is!

After saying that, Brother Monkey put on a look of preparing to attack, Brother Monkey turned around and said to me: Idiot, you have to pay close attention to the actions of these Taoist priests around you, and you must not let them sneak attack my grandson. Don't worry, Brother Monkey! I patted my chest and said: If anyone dares to move, the old pig will immediately tell him to lie down! I said hatefully, and looked around by the way. Bring me my weapon!! The confused Taoist chief is commanding.

Someone behind him moved, and then he saw a young Taoist priest take out a whisk of dust. Ha ha! Brother Monkey laughed when he saw it, and said: Old man, you are so shabby, you dare to call the dust a weapon! The confused Taoist chief didn't pay attention to Brother Monkey's teasing, but asked Brother Monkey rhetorically: What weapon do you want? Don't call me a bully! I want you to be convinced today! Brother Monkey smiled and said: Old man, even if you let the horse come, Lao Sun will take all the moves, and he will never dodge! I said, Brother Monkey, you are too impulsive to say this! What did Brother Monkey say he was afraid of? Lao Sun just wanted him to relax his vigilance, and he couldn't help him after he came over! said that it was too late, and then it was too fast, and the confused Taoist had already attacked, and said: Today, I will let you taste the power of my wishful dust! In the blink of an eye, the confused Taoist chief flew over, but Brother Monkey was still standing there motionless! There were still two or three meters away from Brother Monkey, and the confused Taoist suddenly threw out his wishful dust, only to see the wisps of dust as if the fairy scattered flowers on the top of Brother Monkey's head.

Brother Monkey dodged one by one, but before Brother Monkey could stand firm, the dust silk on the whisk suddenly grew a lot, and it rolled towards Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey! Watch out for the back! I shouted from the side. By the time Brother Monkey reacted, it was too late, because Brother Monkey had just turned around, and a part of the dust silk had already wrapped around his arm, and then he saw the confused Taoist pull along the way, and Brother Monkey immediately fell to the ground with a pop.

Brother Monkey! You okay? I rushed over and helped Brother Monkey up. Whoosh, only a sound was heard, and the dust whisks on the dust whisks on the hands of the confused Taoist chief shrank back again. No wonder it's called "wishful dusting", it turns out to mean shrinking freely. I said, Brother Monkey, are you okay? Brother Monkey said that you stand aside and wait for my grandson to personally understand and comprehend!

Just as I was about to turn around and leave, the confused Taoist priest scattered the dust in his hand again, and it was still shrouded from us in the same wisps as before, like a big net falling from the sky.